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(Some Guy)   Ever wondered what the medical equivalent of taking a photo of your big catch is? Well consider today your lucky day (warning: graphic image)   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 117
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2010-08-26 08:23:04 AM
He can open an Arby's franchise with that thing.
 
2010-08-26 08:26:00 AM
Fake
 
2010-08-26 08:26:09 AM
Best. Abortion. Ever.
 
2010-08-26 08:26:52 AM
Ewwwwww...


Nuff said.
 
2010-08-26 08:27:48 AM
*BARF*
 
2010-08-26 08:27:56 AM
Well, Thanksgiving dinner appears to be taken care of.
 
2010-08-26 08:28:15 AM
Photoshop this giant tumor.

Go.
 
2010-08-26 08:28:22 AM
Doc Lopez:

"CONGRATULATIONS!

You are the mother of a 25 kilo bouncing baby TUMOR!"
 
2010-08-26 08:29:19 AM
A pulled tumor recipe made with tumor roast and barbecue sauce, along with onions and other seasonings.
Ingredients:

* 4 lb tumor roast
* 2 onions, sliced, divided
* 1 onion, chopped
* 5 or 6 whole cloves
* 2 cups water
* 16 oz bottle of your favorite BBQ sauce
* salt and pepper

Preparation:
Place one sliced onion at the bottom of Crock Pot.
Stud tumor roast with cloves and season with salt and pepper.
Place tumor in slow cooker on top of the sliced onion. Cover with the second sliced onion and add enough water to fill Crock Pot two thirds of the way.
Cover and cook on low 8 to 12 hours.
Remove roast. Remove and discard cloves, bone and hair as well as any water, onions and grease remaining in pot.
When tumor roast is cool enough to handle, use a fork or your fingers to pull it apart until the entire tumor is shredded.
Return the pulled tumor to the crockpot. Mix in the chopped onion and BBQ sauce and cover. Heat on high for 1-3 hours or until the onions are soft.
Serve on large, crusty buns with a mustard based Carolina-style BBQ sauce. Garnish with dill pickle spears, thinly sliced raw onion and pickled pepperoncini (Italian banana peppers). Serve with crisp, homemade slaw. Carolinians would put the cole slaw on the pulled tumor sandwiches..that's up to you.
 
2010-08-26 08:30:36 AM
Spawn more Overlords...
 
2010-08-26 08:33:16 AM
I wonder how he discribes the one that got away?
 
2010-08-26 08:33:47 AM
img820.imageshack.us
 
2010-08-26 08:34:03 AM
My father is an OBGYN - about 10 years ago we're sitting down for dinner. He says, "So we're operating today and as I take out the tumor, I hand it to Gary and it bursts all over him. He was soaking wet."

Hey dad, thanks for sharing. Dinner's over.
 
2010-08-26 08:34:04 AM
Itz naht ah toomuh.
 
2010-08-26 08:34:16 AM
Don't throw it out. Kristen Bell wants it for a pet
 
2010-08-26 08:34:30 AM
This just in: Fox News loses another viewer. Film at hopefully never.
 
2010-08-26 08:34:37 AM
A big juicy tumor like that is the equivalent of veal. No muscles or stringy stuff in it, it's like the finest cuts of meat.

I'd eat it.
 
2010-08-26 08:37:12 AM
mimg.ugo.com
piratesociety.org
 
2010-08-26 08:37:51 AM
Doctorb. The "b" is for bargain!
 
2010-08-26 08:38:17 AM
resources3.news.com.au

Dude looks like Jason Lee.
 
2010-08-26 08:40:28 AM
It's nice that the doctor finally got subby away from his mom.
 
2010-08-26 08:43:48 AM
amindtat: Dude looks like Jason Lee.

#257. Gave a lady a tumour.
 
2010-08-26 08:44:57 AM
So -- it really wasn't lupus?
 
2010-08-26 08:45:11 AM
I'd like to see Letterman drop that thing off the roof of his building.
 
2010-08-26 08:45:18 AM
www.emotioneric.com
 
2010-08-26 08:47:03 AM
I call shenanigans. That's corned beef.

/tumor reuben?
 
2010-08-26 08:47:08 AM
Isn't this how most alien based sci-fi movies start?
 
2010-08-26 08:47:51 AM
This thread is full of comic genius and extreme nausea. I am so conflicted.


Before I go hurl into the toilet, though, I have to give tumor-sized props to FredaDeStilletto and SJKebab for the laffs.
 
2010-08-26 08:48:30 AM
All images are "graphic".
 
2010-08-26 08:50:14 AM
I just want to know who walks around with a tumor that big inside them?

I mean even at half that size you'd think the woman would have said, hmm maybe i should get this tumor removed.

/kill it with fire
 
2010-08-26 08:53:09 AM
Slappy Kincaid: My father is an OBGYN - about 10 years ago we're sitting down for dinner. He says, "So we're operating today and as I take out the tumor, I hand it to Gary and it bursts all over him. He was soaking wet."

Hey dad, thanks for sharing. Dinner's over.


Shouldn't you be used to that? I mean, as kids I had medical journals sitting on the kitchen table with magical cover images while we ate dinner. Hell, dinner conversation has included "how's the infection in your finger? Can I have a look?" while still eating.
 
2010-08-26 08:53:58 AM
My father is an OBGYN

That's weird - my father is an OBGYN too. Ultimately he had to retire early due to declining vision issues... everything he saw was fuzzy...
 
2010-08-26 08:54:06 AM
lets hit it with a sledge hammer...
 
2010-08-26 08:55:02 AM
BAR-B-Q!
 
2010-08-26 08:55:15 AM
That image isn't graphic... GIS 'lancing boil', 'draining cyst', or the ever popular 'pop zit'... now that is some juicy, squishy goodness...
 
2010-08-26 09:01:01 AM
Looks 'Shopped.

/pixels
 
2010-08-26 09:01:49 AM
That reminds me... I have Eraserhead from Netflix at home. I should really watch it tonight.
 
2010-08-26 09:03:39 AM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-26 09:10:11 AM
bigbadideasinaction & bump

usually it didn't bother me, but the way he told the story was what did it

bump, my father had to retire too, he developed tunnel vision. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
 
2010-08-26 09:12:08 AM
All hail the new flesh.
 
2010-08-26 09:12:51 AM
Meh, Been there done that. My wife was feeling some abdominal pain and went to the doctor. They did an ultrasound and found out she had a (non-malignant, fibroid) tumor. We also found out she was a couple weeks pregnant with our first baby.

The same hormones/uteral changes that were feeding the baby, were also feeding the tumor and nothing could be done. After months on bed rest at home and in the hospital (long story there), they finally decided the baby was far enough along and did a C-section, I was there and after the baby was delivered the doctor, happy as a 5 year old in a candy store, pulled her uterus out of her body cavity and asked me to take a couple of pictures of the tumor because it was one of the biggest he had heard of and wanted to submit it to a medical journal.

/Nasty story bro
 
2010-08-26 09:14:12 AM
bump: That image isn't graphic... GIS 'lancing boil', 'draining cyst', or the ever popular 'pop zit'... now that is some juicy, squishy goodness...

And GIS now includes videos - enjoy!

/"try and get a boner now"
 
2010-08-26 09:15:51 AM
TurnerBrown: Meh, Been there done that. My wife was feeling some abdominal pain and went to the doctor. They did an ultrasound and found out she had a (non-malignant, fibroid) tumor. We also found out she was a couple weeks pregnant with our first baby.

The same hormones/uteral changes that were feeding the baby, were also feeding the tumor and nothing could be done. After months on bed rest at home and in the hospital (long story there), they finally decided the baby was far enough along and did a C-section, I was there and after the baby was delivered the doctor, happy as a 5 year old in a candy store, pulled her uterus out of her body cavity and asked me to take a couple of pictures of the tumor because it was one of the biggest he had heard of and wanted to submit it to a medical journal.

/Nasty Awesome story bro


Hope everything turned out for the best in the end. Funny as fark from here though...
 
2010-08-26 09:16:29 AM
austin_millbarge: I just want to know who walks around with a tumor that big inside them?

I mean even at half that size you'd think the woman would have said, hmm maybe i should get this tumor removed.


I'm guessing she is from a poor area, with little or no medical services, and many people like her with horrific body conditions go largely undiagnosed until some big hearted person realises something can be done for them. Here in my city (Brisbane Australia) we get two or three newspaper stories per year about people from Papua New Guinea or other outlying places in the tropical north who undergo surgeries donated by the medical teams at no cost to the patients to correct what they have endured for years. To my way of thinking, that's an example of real humanity.
 
2010-08-26 09:17:00 AM
it looks like she delivered the pod baby (i was going to reference the FLY 2, but that looks nothing like a maggot)
 
2010-08-26 09:17:44 AM
What, no foie gras recipe?
 
2010-08-26 09:19:37 AM
Somebody finally caught Ol' Squishy.
 
2010-08-26 09:19:47 AM
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: lets hit it with a sledge hammer...

The trick is you have to drill holes through the hammer so it splatters better.

/Gallagher ftw?
 
2010-08-26 09:20:02 AM
"Whoa! GNARLY!!!"

I like it better when they cut it open and find hair and teeth and shiaat like that. However, I am not disappoint.

///continues eating bowl of cereal, unaffected...
 
2010-08-26 09:20:50 AM
Guys have a fascination w this shat, don't ask me why. From popping zits to picking scabs. /once popped a zit on a dude sitting in front of me in high school, thank goodness he didn't feel it
 
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