Mi scusi.

SmackLT: Damn you, CheekyMunky.

You gotta love how Scotty is staring right at Fred Armisen's junk.

/Eurotrip sucked

Damn those perverted Japanese.

Excen: Eurotrip sucked

Oh the most part. "Scotty doesn't know" was fun for a bit if you knew someone named Scott. And Buffy's little sister is hot.

Excen: Eurotrip sucked



Calisse Vous trou du cul sucer ma queue!

sat in front of another male passenger who had fallen asleep... found him reaching over the seat to fondle the man's groin, occasionally looking around to see whether anyone was watching.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm asleep and someone starts groping my crotch, I tend to notice and wake up.

thread never had a chance

This is why you can't have nice railways America. Can't tell the difference between light rail (public transit) vs major rail (Orient Express).

Five of the first six posts tossed off for being asleep on the train

sirbissel: sat in front of another male passenger who had fallen asleep... found him reaching over the seat to fondle the man's groin, occasionally looking around to see whether anyone was watching.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm asleep and someone starts groping my crotch, I tend to notice and wake up.

How would you know if it happened and you didn't wake up?

sirbissel: I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm asleep and someone starts groping my crotch, I tend to notice and wake up.

You only know about the times you wake up. Maybe you're groped every night.

/I know, I know.. wishful thinking

Plush_Cthulhu: How would you know if it happened and you didn't wake up?

Darg. Should have refreshed.

Plush_Cthulhu: sirbissel: sat in front of another male passenger who had fallen asleep... found him reaching over the seat to fondle the man's groin, occasionally looking around to see whether anyone was watching.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm asleep and someone starts groping my crotch, I tend to notice and wake up.

How would you know if it happened and you didn't wake up?

My God... are you... Are you telling me my wife might be molesting me in my sleep and I never knew about it?!!?

sirbissel: My God... are you... Are you telling me my wife might be molesting me in my sleep and I never knew about it?!!?

Your wife sounds fun.

ZoeNekros: sirbissel: My God... are you... Are you telling me my wife might be molesting me in my sleep and I never knew about it?!!?


I guarantee it.

I... I feel so violated...

cgdaniels: sirbissel: My God... are you... Are you telling me my wife might be molesting me in my sleep and I never knew about it?!!?

Your wife sounds fun.

Welp, on that note, I'm going to bed, g'night!

sirbissel: I... I feel so violated...

Think about how she feels.

/softly, at first.

FTA: Police said he did not cooperate with officers and requested an attorney

they write that like its somehow evil to exercise your rights. Then again the media does seem to dislike several rights that people have and usually write stories in a negative light if anyone exercises them.

trixter_nl: FTA: Police said he did not cooperate with officers and requested an attorney

they write that like its somehow evil to exercise your rights. Then again the media does seem to dislike several rights that people have and usually write stories in a negative light if anyone exercises them.


Grope a lot of people on trains, do you?

Bi-curious, there is nothing wrong with that. Find a special bar in your area and someone will probably help you out with that.

Groping sleeping people on a train, welcome to your name on a sex offender map.

/What is the difference between UFIA and UHOG.

Hey, he was just checking out if he was really gay or not.

Excen:
/Eurotrip sucked

Worse than a black hole.

I have reconsidered friendships over this film.

From now on every time I undo my zipper on a train I'm going to call it 'opening the doors to the snack car'.

What was the gropee thinking when a cop told him? Was he dreaming, does he remember a dream with a hot chick. Talk about akward and funny.

And when will the groper register Republican.

Defiance_: From now on every time I undo my zipper on a train I'm going to call it 'opening the doors to the snack car'.

Hairy snack? (NSFW language)

Enemabag Jones: What was the gropee thinking when a cop told him? Was he dreaming, does he remember a dream with a hot chick. Talk about akward and funny.

Oddly enough, every time I go camping with buddies I have the same dream about skiing.

haddie: Excen:
/Eurotrip sucked

Worse than a black hole.

I have reconsidered friendships over this film.

That statement makes it fairly suspect you even have friendships to reconsider.

Eurotrip is easily one of the best teen/graduation comedies ever made.

Bigdogdaddy: Hey, he was just checking out if he was really gay or not.

They aren't really gay unless their balls touch.

So, it's safe to infer that any politician who supports light rail is a pervert.

Greymalkin:
That statement makes it fairly suspect you even have friendships to reconsider.

Eurotrip is easily one of the best teen/graduation comedies ever made.

You have absolutely got to be kidding me.

It is like making a movie about the United States where you just rely on the most disgustingly false stereotypes thought by foreigners who have never been there. Like, in California everybody walks around in leather chaps and has sex with everyone. In Texas they all shoot each other and ride bulls to work.

God, that movie was just insultingly, stereotypically bad.

Monkey MKIII: Bigdogdaddy: Hey, he was just checking out if he was really gay or not.

They aren't really gay unless their balls touch.

Or he touches the back of his head?

That is the end of line for the "little train" they call light rail in Phoenix.
Ends in Mesa (Mormon for not living in Utah) and Sycamore 19 miles through downtown to the "ghetto" area north of Camelback road.

/yes get sleepy myself riding it
//just cause I don't want to be a guest of Sheriff ASSHOLE Joe
///Live by the airport, so a trip to downtown (TEMPE) and long islands do there job at the Mill Cue Club do there job!!

haddie: Greymalkin:
That statement makes it fairly suspect you even have friendships to reconsider.

Eurotrip is easily one of the best teen/graduation comedies ever made.

You have absolutely got to be kidding me.

It is like making a movie about the United States where you just rely on the most disgustingly false stereotypes thought by foreigners who have never been there. Like, in California everybody walks around in leather chaps and has sex with everyone. In Texas they all shoot each other and ride bulls to work.

God, that movie was just insultingly, stereotypically bad.

That american film you are talking about is also one of the funniest movies ever made, it is called Blazing Saddles.

Though hey if your panties get that bunched every time a stereotype appears on screen without regarding the context I imagine you need to read up on what parody and satire are and understand that slapstick is not the only form of humour.

I hear those things are awfully loud...

/It glides as softly as a cloud.

Excen: SmackLT: Damn you, CheekyMunky.

You gotta love how Scotty is staring right at Fred Armisen's junk.

/Eurotrip sucked

The first few minutes were good. I especially liked the Matt Damon/Kristen Kreuk song part. Kristen Kreuk playing a slutty hot chick who has sex in various places and a threesome.

My dislike of Eurotrip isn't with the writing, directing or other lies mostly on the fact THAT IS WHAT AMERICAN PIE 2 SHOULD HAVE BEEN. American Pie 2 could have been a good movie if instead of it being a friendship based summer comedy it should have been a movie about Jim going to Europe with his friends to get together with Nadia and their wacky adventures. American Pie 2 sucked and it went down a crappy plot line and now it is a crappy brand name movie sequel generator. Honestly if they had done the eurotrip thing, American Pie could have been the next generations Porkys. It also would would have brought back the teen sex comedy genre. Which mean a lot of young actress actually competing to appear in parts that would require them to be naked on film. Maybe if those movies were more in style then maybe someone like Jessica Alba (Who could have been the next Phoebe Cates) would have gotten naked onscreen.

//end rant

Well, I guess I had better luck on the Milwaukee Transit System, Black drugged guy whipping it out and waving to me to come over.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//as long as you are cute :-)
///if not NOES

zulius: Greymalkin: haddie: Excen:
/Eurotrip sucked

Worse than a black hole.

I have reconsidered friendships over this film.

That statement makes it fairly suspect you even have friendships to reconsider.

Eurotrip is easily one of the best teen/graduation comedies ever made.

uh-huh...because if there is a film genre it's a 'graduation' film...


Try coming-of-age film if it soothes your film school angst.

UTIT

Greymalkin:
That american film you are talking about is also one of the funniest movies ever made, it is called Blazing Saddles.

Though hey if your panties get that bunched every time a stereotype appears on screen without regarding the context I imagine you need to read up on what parody and satire are and understand that slapstick is not the only form of humour.

You seriously think that "Eurotrip" and "Blazing Saddles" are somehow comparable films? They are as different as "Batman and Robin" and "The Dark Knight".

The fact that you think "Eurotrip" is somehow the go-to movie for parody and satire says a lot about your taste. I expect "Meet the Spartans" is sitting on your shelf somewhere.

A good example of stereotypical satire is "Canadian Bacon". It is made by Canadian actors to mock the American viewpoint of Canada. It is clear that what they are doing is exposing a stereotype in a transparent way. That is satire. What Eurotrip does is follow the similar pattern without the actual feeling that the audience knows that it is just a stereotypical veil. It is like Canadian Bacon without the true reality of being 'tongue in cheek'.

I agree with Bill Payne. "Eurotrip is led by four young actors who aren't comedians, so we have a movie that's crude, stupid, and-most problematic: not very funny."

CheekyMunky and SmackLT

Never saw that movie. Actually, I never heard of it before. It looks like something that will pass a boring afternoon sometime.

Excen: SmackLT: Damn you, CheekyMunky.

You gotta love how Scotty is staring right at Fred Armisen's junk.

/Eurotrip sucked

It sucks? I'll let you know.

Most of the older movies (by older I mean 2000 to 2008 - I was sort of busy back then and paid little or no attention to movies) I've watched in the past couple of years came to my attention from still shots in Fark threads. Must thank you all who have unintentionally pointed out some really good movies I'd never would have seen otherwise. Watched some real dogs too, but what the heck.

/sorry for the slight thread jack

trixter_nl: FTA: Police said he did not cooperate with officers and requested an attorney

they write that like its somehow evil to exercise your rights. Then again the media does seem to dislike several rights that people have and usually write stories in a negative light if anyone exercises them.

Legally all you have to do is ask them if your being arrested and give them your name/id (drivers license and insurance if driving). If being arrested dont do anything stupid and request an attorney.

/spelling sucks

they instead found him reaching over the seat to fondle the man's groin, occasionally looking around to see whether anyone was watching.

We may make fun of the Japanese, but at least they know to grope women on their trains.

/what?

Don't know why there's so much hate for Eurotrip, I mean I'm not saying it was a standout movie or on par with some classic movie of the ages, but it did have it's chuckle moments.

I mean you got Xena as a dominatrix, so what's not to like?

The legal system is adversarial by nature, and most people are lemmings in the face of authority. It's rare for people to actually stand up and advocate for themselves, either due to intimidation or due to ignorance of their rights.

but said they instead found him reaching over the seat to fondle the man's groin, occasionally looking around to see whether anyone was watching

You're doing it wrong.

haddie:
It is like making a movie about the United States where you just rely on the most disgustingly false stereotypes thought by foreigners who have never been there. Like, in California everybody walks around in leather chaps and has sex with everyone. In Texas they all shoot each other and ride bulls to work.
.

That sounds pretty accurate to me

haddie: Greymalkin:
That american film you are talking about is also one of the funniest movies ever made, it is called Blazing Saddles.

Though hey if your panties get that bunched every time a stereotype appears on screen without regarding the context I imagine you need to read up on what parody and satire are and understand that slapstick is not the only form of humour.

You seriously think that "Eurotrip" and "Blazing Saddles" are somehow comparable films? They are as different as "Batman and Robin" and "The Dark Knight".

Did I say that? Or did I just point out that the basic type of humour used is the same and that Blazing Saddles was easily the best way to point out your earlier statement was fallacious.
To be extra clear for you no I don't think two films made 30 years apart about completely different subjects are directly comparable.

The fact that you think "Eurotrip" is somehow the go-to movie for parody and satire says a lot about your taste. I expect "Meet the Spartans" is sitting on your shelf somewhere.

Once again not what I said. BTW your expectation has the accuracy of the rest of your comments, ie. none. Also as I presume you will claim to also like Blazing Saddles having a go at what you think my taste isn't going to do you any favours.

A good example of stereotypical satire is "Canadian Bacon". It is made by Canadian actors to mock the American viewpoint of Canada. It is clear that what they are doing is exposing a stereotype in a transparent way. That is satire. What Eurotrip does is follow the similar pattern without the actual feeling that the audience knows that it is just a stereotypical veil. It is like Canadian Bacon without the true reality of being 'tongue in cheek'.

Ah, now we get to the crux of the matter, YOU may apply to your description of the audience above, but don't assume others couldn't work out it was satire.

I agree with Bill Payne. "Eurotrip is led by four young actors who aren't comedians, so we have a movie that's crude, stupid, and-most problematic: not very funny."

Well not that I would want to get into an argument with world reknowned critic Bill Payne (who?), but it very much seems he can't get over the fact it didn't have any recognisable names in it.

Though it says a lot about how much conviction you have in your argument when you have to google up a bad review to support your point, unless you want to claim it was just handy in your recent history by coincidence. Heck im sure I could find a bad review of just about any film you care to name. (ok maybe not The Godfather)