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2010-08-25 05:13:35 PM  
That's great. A Hooters waitress that I will have no chance with.


/oh, wait.
 
2010-08-25 05:20:54 PM  
UberDave: That's great. A Hooters waitress that I will have no chance with.


/oh, wait.


Heh.

I still don't get why people go to Hooters. Tits don't make up for absolutely shiatty food and service, plus way too loud music. If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises. I'll take good food when I go out to eat every day.
 
2010-08-25 05:26:08 PM  
GAT_00: UberDave: That's great. A Hooters waitress that I will have no chance with.


/oh, wait.

Heh.

I still don't get why people go to Hooters. Tits don't make up for absolutely shiatty food and service, plus way too loud music. If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises. I'll take good food when I go out to eat every day.


Don't forget the bag of ice in your pitcher of beer to "keep it cold" (ie: gyp you out of a few oz of beer)
 
2010-08-25 05:32:39 PM  
You have my attention
 
2010-08-25 05:47:04 PM  
GAT_00: UberDave: That's great. A Hooters waitress that I will have no chance with.


/oh, wait.

Heh.

I still don't get why people go to Hooters. Tits don't make up for absolutely shiatty food and service, plus way too loud music. If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises. I'll take good food when I go out to eat every day.


Honestly, I don't go for the girls. I don't find orange shorts and tan leggings to be all that titillating. I do, however, like their buffalo chicken sandwich, it's friggin' huge. That, an order of fries and a pitcher of whatever's on tap and I'm good for a Sunday afternoon watching football.
 
2010-08-25 05:51:10 PM  
GAT_00: I still don't get why people go to Hooters.

I don't get why people bother to leave the house for any reason unless they absolutely have to; let alone go on dates or get married.

Seriously, people, you all haven't discovered youporn.com yet??
 
2010-08-25 06:00:42 PM  
*shrug* I like their wings.
 
2010-08-25 06:13:40 PM  
dj_bigbird: Don't forget the bag of ice in your pitcher of beer to "keep it cold" (ie: gyp you out of a few oz of beer)

Is this a meme I'm unfamiliar with...ice in beer?

You should come to the US, no one ever puts ice in beer around here. White wine maybe, but not beer.
 
2010-08-25 06:17:34 PM  
gilgigamesh: GAT_00: I still don't get why people go to Hooters.

I don't get why people bother to leave the house for any reason unless they absolutely have to; let alone go on dates or get married.

Seriously, people, you all haven't discovered youporn.com yet??


forgive me if the sarcasm detector's off, but if all i want is to see tits that i can't touch, i can get that for free at home rather than paying a farkton of money at a strip club. if i want to see covered tits i can't touch while eating chicken wings, i can still do that better and cheaper at home. if i want tits that i can touch, that's why we have these things called "functional relationships with real women."

i understand why the things i listed might be interesting to people who can remember a time before the internet, when seeing tits meant either A) seeing shiat horror movies, B) sleazy stores/actually having to ask for porn at the gas station, C) strip clubs/hookers, or D) marrying a chick. however, for those of us that either grew up during the internet boom or after it, we were seeing hardcore pornography for free in our teens. we have seen men, women, and barnyard animals do things that would break our grandparents minds just to consider. we are not farking paying for guaranteed blue balls. i honestly don't think strip clubs or hooters will last more than a generation. sex, that we'll pay and sacrifice for, but looking at tits? why the fark are we gonna pay for something we've always gotten for free?
 
2010-08-25 06:25:26 PM  
savage henry: Is this a meme I'm unfamiliar with...ice in beer?

Plastic bag of ice.
 
2010-08-25 06:26:36 PM  
stickmangrit: if all i want is to see tits that i can't touch, i can get that for free at home rather than paying a farkton of money at a strip club

you can't touch tits at strip clubs? Man, you're going to the wrong strip clubs
 
2010-08-25 06:32:07 PM  
Here's hoping she will lick the competition...
 
2010-08-25 06:33:56 PM  
fugly
 
2010-08-25 06:34:03 PM  
stickmangrit: gilgigamesh: GAT_00: I still don't get why people go to Hooters.

I don't get why people bother to leave the house for any reason unless they absolutely have to; let alone go on dates or get married.

Seriously, people, you all haven't discovered youporn.com yet??

forgive me if the sarcasm detector's off, but if all i want is to see tits that i can't touch, i can get that for free at home rather than paying a farkton of money at a strip club. if i want to see covered tits i can't touch while eating chicken wings, i can still do that better and cheaper at home. if i want tits that i can touch, that's why we have these things called "functional relationships with real women."

i understand why the things i listed might be interesting to people who can remember a time before the internet, when seeing tits meant either A) seeing shiat horror movies, B) sleazy stores/actually having to ask for porn at the gas station, C) strip clubs/hookers, or D) marrying a chick. however, for those of us that either grew up during the internet boom or after it, we were seeing hardcore pornography for free in our teens. we have seen men, women, and barnyard animals do things that would break our grandparents minds just to consider. we are not farking paying for guaranteed blue balls. i honestly don't think strip clubs or hooters will last more than a generation. sex, that we'll pay and sacrifice for, but looking at tits? why the fark are we gonna pay for something we've always gotten for free?


You can touch all the tits you want at Hooters as soon as you're pretty much finished with your meal/beer.
 
2010-08-25 06:34:56 PM  
Mugato: *shrug* I like their wings.



^This
/Bentleys FTW
 
2010-08-25 06:35:12 PM  
savage henry: dj_bigbird: Don't forget the bag of ice in your pitcher of beer to "keep it cold" (ie: gyp you out of a few oz of beer)

Is this a meme I'm unfamiliar with...ice in beer?

You should come to the US, no one ever puts ice in beer around here. White wine maybe, but not beer.


been to a hooters?
 
2010-08-25 06:37:08 PM  
They put an ice bag in the beer from the start? WTF only places I've seen this done at places when you are drinking slow and they put ice in after you have a beer or two out of it. What a rip if that ain't the case.

Anyway, she is cute for a real lesbian and that isn't too common.
 
2010-08-25 06:38:46 PM  
blitzy: savage henry: dj_bigbird: Don't forget the bag of ice in your pitcher of beer to "keep it cold" (ie: gyp you out of a few oz of beer)

Is this a meme I'm unfamiliar with...ice in beer?

You should come to the US, no one ever puts ice in beer around here. White wine maybe, but not beer.

been to a hooters?


Yeah, but I don't remember them doing that.
 
2010-08-25 06:40:22 PM  
She looks flat.
 
2010-08-25 06:40:27 PM  
How's the fish tacos tonight?
 
2010-08-25 06:40:56 PM  
GAT_00: If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises.

Try Portland.
 
2010-08-25 06:42:06 PM  
NYZooMan Quote 2010-08-25 06:40:27 PM
How's the fish tacos tonight?


A little cheese on that taco?

i.ytimg.com
 
2010-08-25 06:42:32 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker: They put an ice bag in the beer from the start? WTF only places I've seen this done at places when you are drinking slow and they put ice in after you have a beer or two out of it. What a rip if that ain't the case.

Anyway, she is cute for a real lesbian and that isn't too common.


Yes, they put a ziploc bag of ice in the beer. No, you don't go to Hooters for the beer.
 
2010-08-25 06:42:54 PM  
There's an interesting article in the sidebar (New window)

/She's hot
 
2010-08-25 06:43:00 PM  
I did not see her hooters in that video.
And she looks a lot like Paris Hilton, which is a total turn-off.
 
2010-08-25 06:43:48 PM  
cgw_niu: fugly

There's the reason she's a lesbian.

/hurr hurr hurr
//C'mon, that was a decent trolling, wasn't it?
 
2010-08-25 06:45:12 PM  
savage henry: dj_bigbird: Don't forget the bag of ice in your pitcher of beer to "keep it cold" (ie: gyp you out of a few oz of beer)

Is this a meme I'm unfamiliar with...ice in beer?

You should come to the US, no one ever puts ice in beer around here. White wine maybe, but not beer.


This guy did:
www.majhost.com
 
2010-08-25 06:45:53 PM  
Never been to a hooters, never cared to. Overpriced food, with (sometimes) snobbish girls, too loud music, everybody trying to yell over the music, isn't my idea of "eating out".
 
2010-08-25 06:45:54 PM  
Hickory-smoked: GAT_00: If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises.

Try Portland.


This.

One "establishment" has a fantastic steak deal, plus the drinks are fantastic; can't remember the name, though. Seeing one in Washington then one in Oregon is like night and day.
 
2010-08-25 06:46:34 PM  
stickmangrit
if i want tits that i can touch, that's why we have these things called "functional relationships with real women hookers."

FTFY
 
2010-08-25 06:49:13 PM  
HEY....

She got me extra wipes once.

I thought we had a connection. Turns out my wife had the connection.


DAAAAAYUUUUUM
 
2010-08-25 06:49:37 PM  
LordBollocks: stickmangrit
if i want tits that i can touch, that's why we have these things called "functional relationships with real women hookers Tit-shapped balls."

FTFY


Pet peeve.
 
2010-08-25 06:51:03 PM  
Mugato: *shrug* I like their wings.

I am shocked and amazed by this.

Hooters wings SUCK.
 
2010-08-25 06:51:07 PM  
...Kayla has done some modeling in Chicago ("mostly small runways at clubs")...

Yeah, that's called "stripping" not "modeling".
 
2010-08-25 06:51:09 PM  
FTA: "Being the openly gay girl in the house, I was afraid of how the others would receive me," she said.

Probably holding onto her ears while moaning loudly.
 
2010-08-25 06:51:30 PM  
When the Rockford Hooters opened (I think about 8 to 10 years ago), It had a lot of promise. Good part of town, good food (then), and friendly waitstaff.

The place digressed over the years into skank central, a haven for bleach-blonde Snookis.

/live in the Parks
//On Riverside
///Hope and Anchor has better food/beer, anyway
 
2010-08-25 06:52:21 PM  
blitzy: been to a hooters?

Yes. Several.

I've never seen ice in a beer in my entire life. Who would put up with this? Unknowing old ladies?
 
2010-08-25 06:52:37 PM  
VictorOfBorge: FTA: "Being the openly gay girl in the house, I was afraid of how the others would receive me," she said.

Probably holding onto her ears while moaning loudly.


*snort* +1 internets to you, sir.
 
2010-08-25 06:54:57 PM  
www.odsusjedamali.com
 
2010-08-25 06:55:03 PM  
CSB time.

My wife was about 8 months pregnant with my first kid. Just as it happens with women that are with child, the wife had a craving for chicken wings. And not having any other decent wing place in the area at the time, she wanted to go to Hooters. My mother-in-law happened to be in town, and said "That sounds good. My treat!"

So, there I was, with my 8 month pregnant wife and mother-in-law, trying my damnedest to not let my eyes wander. Yeah, the outfit is silly (tan leggings may as well be pants) but the chicks ARE hot. And I'm worried that if my hormonal wife and MiL sees me, I'm going to be in for a world of hurt.

I manage to place myself looking out the window, minimizing the girls I could see. But then the sun went down, and the tinted windows turned into mirrors.

Yes, I got caught, and no, the wife was surprisingly not angry. She just gave me a goofy grin and told me that I would NEVER get her into one of those outfits, even after she got her body back into shape after the kid.
 
2010-08-25 06:56:58 PM  
The Mad Fapper: Hickory-smoked: GAT_00: If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises.

Try Portland.

This.

One "establishment" has a fantastic steak deal, plus the drinks are fantastic; can't remember the name, though. Seeing one in Washington then one in Oregon is like night and day.


If you're thinking of the Acropolis, I wouldn't be surprised. They have one of the best steak dinners around. (if they're still there)
 
2010-08-25 06:57:21 PM  
savage henry: I've never seen ice in a beer in my entire life. Who would put up with this? Unknowing old ladies?

The ice is in a bag, it's supposed to keep the beer cold. This was helpful at this Hooters in the summertime, as it was open air:

www.majhost.com

Not sure why you'd do it in an air-conditioned establishment, though.

However, my earlier statement about Steve McQueen is the honest truth, dude put ice in his beer.
 
2010-08-25 06:59:10 PM  
img576.imageshack.us
 
2010-08-25 06:59:58 PM  
Hickory-smoked: GAT_00: If they did, strip clubs would be gourmet franchises.

Try Portland.


Or Atlanta (new window).
 
2010-08-25 07:00:51 PM  
sagegrey: When the Rockford Hooters opened (I think about 8 to 10 years ago), It had a lot of promise. Good part of town, good food (then), and friendly waitstaff.

The place digressed over the years into skank central, a haven for bleach-blonde Snookis.

/live in the Parks
//On Riverside
///Hope and Anchor has better food/beer, anyway


You live down the street from me!

Also, you're right about the Hooters on Riverside, it's gotten pretty nasty. You've got to admire all the dads that seem to go there with their daughters though. Are they sending the message "this is all you'll accomplish in life" or "fail one more class and this is how you'll live in 10 years" ?
 
2010-08-25 07:03:49 PM  
QifutuWahuta: sagegrey: When the Rockford Hooters opened (I think about 8 to 10 years ago), It had a lot of promise. Good part of town, good food (then), and friendly waitstaff.

The place digressed over the years into skank central, a haven for bleach-blonde Snookis.

/live in the Parks
//On Riverside
///Hope and Anchor has better food/beer, anyway

You live down the street from me!

Also, you're right about the Hooters on Riverside, it's gotten pretty nasty. You've got to admire all the dads that seem to go there with their daughters though. Are they sending the message "this is all you'll accomplish in life" or "fail one more class and this is how you'll live in 10 years" ?


The daughters must be Harlem Students.

/was a student there myself
//Between Mulford and Alpine, FWIW
 
2010-08-25 07:06:19 PM  
sagegrey: When the Rockford Hooters opened (I think about 8 to 10 years ago), It had a lot of promise. Good part of town, good food (then), and friendly waitstaff.

I lived in Chrystal Lake for a few years and somewhat surprisingly the Hooters there wasn't bad. The food was never great, but it was never bad either and the waitresses were at least cute.
 
2010-08-25 07:10:14 PM  
timujin: savage henry: I've never seen ice in a beer in my entire life. Who would put up with this? Unknowing old ladies?

The ice is in a bag, it's supposed to keep the beer cold. This was helpful at this Hooters in the summertime, as it was open air:



Not sure why you'd do it in an air-conditioned establishment, though.

However, my earlier statement about Steve McQueen is the honest truth, dude put ice in his beer.




They put the bag of ice in so they can charge you for a full pitcher and you get about 3/4 of a pitcher. Then the ice melts, leaks out of the bag and ruins your beer.
 
2010-08-25 07:11:13 PM  
WhyteRaven74: I lived in Chrystal Lake for a few years and somewhat surprisingly the Hooters there wasn't bad. The food was never great, but it was never bad either and the waitresses were at least cute.

All the cute ones from here were recruited for the "Hooters Air" thing that United tried to do between here and Denver. When it didn't work, they just got shuffled elsewhere.
 
2010-08-25 07:13:12 PM  
stickmangrit

gilgigamesh: GAT_00: I still don't get why people go to Hooters.

I don't get why people bother to leave the house for any reason unless they absolutely have to; let alone go on dates or get married.

Seriously, people, you all haven't discovered youporn.com yet??

forgive me if the sarcasm detector's off, but if all i want is to see tits that i can't touch, i can get that for free at home rather than paying a farkton of money at a strip club. if i want to see covered tits i can't touch while eating chicken wings, i can still do that better and cheaper at home. if i want tits that i can touch, that's why we have these things called "functional relationships with real women." prostitutes


'Cause you're gonna pay for it either way.
 
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