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(   U.S. Marshals fail to take Wesley Snipes to prison. This sounds very, very familiar   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Wesley Snipes, U.S. Marshals, Federal Bureau of Prisons, tax fraud, Ocala, User Agreement  
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4673 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Aug 2010 at 5:49 PM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-08-25 04:18:51 PM  
+1 snipe, subby.
2010-08-25 04:35:12 PM  
Some mothaf*ckas always trying to tax cheat uphill.
2010-08-25 04:47:42 PM  
damn vampires. they never quit, do they?
2010-08-25 05:40:01 PM  
Better call Tommy Lee Jones
2010-08-25 05:51:17 PM  

ArkAngel: Better call Tommy Lee Jones
2010-08-25 05:52:14 PM  
Totally need to send Tony Stark also as an antagonist.
2010-08-25 05:52:44 PM  
Always bet on black.
2010-08-25 05:54:27 PM  
Short Simple and Funny
2010-08-25 05:57:18 PM  
Damn that's a biatchin goatee. I bet the judge ordered them to stop because he wants to get that goatee in a movie, asap.
2010-08-25 06:00:32 PM

Why? What did he do?
2010-08-25 06:01:06 PM  
Wesley should dress up in drag, untomb Patrick Swayze's body, and flee to Mexico for some Happy Hour Margaritas.
2010-08-25 06:01:38 PM  
I hope Robert Downey Jr. doesn't turn out to be the bad guy in real life.
2010-08-25 06:03:04 PM  
2010-08-25 06:05:42 PM  
I don't care.

/I know, wrong movie
2010-08-25 06:06:47 PM  

Trey Le Parc: I...don'!

Wrong movie, dammit!!
2010-08-25 06:10:26 PM  
Simon Phoenix: Simon says, "Die."

Simon Phoenix: Simon says, "Bleed."
2010-08-25 06:11:30 PM  
I lol'd! Nice headline!
2010-08-25 06:27:23 PM  
Ten dollars on black, please.
2010-08-25 06:29:50 PM  
Sam Gerard: [speaking to the hicks in the swamp] "Which one of you knows the most about this terrain?"

[most of the hicks raise their hands]

Sam Gerard: "Alright, which one of you is the ugliest, most inbred country son of a biatch out here?"

[hicks start laughing and most raise their hands]

[old fella spits out a gob of chew spit]

Sam Gerard (pointing to old fella): "You come with me."

I actually really enjoy that movie. I think it's criminally (no pun intended) underrated.

+ 1 for the great headline subby
2010-08-25 06:32:53 PM  
Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
2010-08-25 06:33:06 PM  
He was sentenced in what, 2008? That's some damn good lawyering by his defense team if he still hasn't served a day yet.
2010-08-25 06:47:05 PM
He was hiding the whole time.
2010-08-25 06:54:24 PM  
have we checked every out house, boat house, dog house, whore house in a 12 mile radius?
2010-08-25 08:08:56 PM  

GungFu: Trey Le Parc: I...don'!

Wrong movie, dammit!!

Did you actually misquote the part where he admitted it was the wrong movie so that you could call him our for it being the wrong movie?
2010-08-25 08:15:33 PM  
The American Express Card, don't steal tax money without it.

/hot like a young Renee Russo
2010-08-25 08:42:23 PM  

Dan2ine: He was hiding the whole time.

What's up with his eyes in this picture?
2010-08-25 08:46:35 PM  
I went on a Snipe hunt once. Didn't catch sh*t either.
2010-08-25 10:24:35 PM  

SnakeMan: ArkAngel: Better call Tommy Lee Jones

I lold
2010-08-25 11:41:26 PM  

/too soon, you say?
2010-08-26 10:57:15 AM  
that'll teach him to vote Democrat
2010-08-26 01:46:30 PM  
The U.S. Marshalls weren't taking him to prison in the film, only tracking him down, if I remember accurately.
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