It's Providence, what do you expect? Good candidates for office? Candidates who can sing?

I...

I lost it when he whipped out the tape recorder.

"I'm gonna sing you a song real quick"

Man, I live in Providence...

//this guy needs the Colbert bump!

Of course the problem is that in this country you have to be a CHRISTIAN religious nutjob if you are running for public office. If you don't blather on about how you constantly pray to an invisible cloud being in the sky that was once nailed to a cross they think you are strange.

Freestyle battle with Levi Johnston - GO!

Oh, Chris Young, not Chris Powers.

/Powers is the bomb
//no really...

Words fail me.

A hymn singing,Catholic Democrat? I thought those routines were standard operational procedure for the Tea baggers/neo-cons.

I hope you learned something

professordumbledorf: A hymn singing,Catholic Democrat? I thought those routines were standard operational procedure for the Tea baggers/neo-cons.

CONSERVATIVE PLANT

AntiNerd: Of course the problem is that in this country you have to be a CHRISTIAN religious nutjob if you are running for public office. If you don't blather on about how you constantly pray to an invisible cloud being in the sky that was once nailed to a cross they think you are strange.

I'm considering running for the HoR here in CT in a couple years. If anything else, it'll be fun.

He also got tossed out of a debate by the cops because he refused to remove a 3 foot tall statue of the Virgin Mary from the candidate's table. Link (new window)

RoxtarRyan: I'm considering running for the HoR here in CT in a couple years. If anything else, it'll be fun.

Oh, do it. I want to see this.

ultraholland: RoxtarRyan: I'm considering running for the HoR here in CT in a couple years. If anything else, it'll be fun.

Oh, do it. I want to see this.

I've already came up with a campaign slogan:

"Because if I have to hear another politician spout some bullshiat nonsense, I'm gonna farking lose it."

The downside: hard to fit on a button
The upside: friend made a button with a pic of a bull with the words "nonsense" coming out of it's ass, and the big NO symbol overtop of it.

Honestly, if I do run, I may try to get some exposure on here. I mean, heck, I just might grab a few Farkers to be campaign managers or the like.

I may have to clean up the occasional swearing... but in all honesty, what average person doesn't hear or read about the crap that goes on in DC and either start twitching or shouting obscenities? I think if anything else, because it really would be representing what people think, it could get me some votes.

Plus side: if I win, I'll be the first person on C-SPAN that will need to have the "bleep" button on standby. So there! I created at least one job for a fine American citizen.

/side note: no one would worry about me taking vacations to go golfing
//since I hate golf.

feanturi: I...

THI...

Is he lost?

He reminds me of an even more retarded Chris Farley with a pony-tail.

That news anchor is a PRO. I'm amazed she didn't either bust up laughing or run away screaming. Both would have been perfectly acceptable responses.

for those who don't know please look up

Buddy Cianci a real mans mayor for providence
proud supporter of the Friends of Cianci Campain

keylock71: punkrockgirl: keylock71: punkrockgirl: He did some awesome things for Prov though, shame he's such a hideous crap of a human being.

True... One of the last old time political bosses. He understood you could get away with anything as long as you did favors (legal or otherwise) for the folks that finance your campaign and vote for you.

This bar you worked at didn't happen to be a particular bar of notoriety up on the Hill, did it?

No, I worked upstairs at the Boathouse, and then later at Intermezzo. Also at Murphy's concurrently, but that was a dive for the downtown restaurant people and daytime construction workers. Best grilled pastrami Reuben ever.

Heh... I love Murphy's. The Reubens do indeed kick ass. We always hit Murph's before going to a P-Bruins game.

Don't know too much about the other places aside from their existence... my main Providence haunts in the 80s and early 90s were The Living Room, The Rocket(Baby Head)... then I graduated to The Zebra Lounge and The Met. Sadly, there all gone now. Well, The Rocket is Club Hell now. AS220 is still going strong, though.

The Met just reopened up in Pawtucket, which is good. But you have to go to Pawtucket, which is bad.

He'd go farther on the Republican ticket...

/I'm conservative, but self aware

Let it never be said that the Republican Party has a monopoly on America's supply of Derp.

This is a hilarous picture..

Not the best face for a debate:

YankinDaneland: This is a hilarous picture..

Not the best face for a debate:

That needs to be a PS contest.

professordumbledorf: A hymn singing,Catholic Democrat? I thought those routines were standard operational procedure for the Tea baggers/neo-cons.

Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.

It's like Dwight from the office farked comic book guy

I spoke with him for about 45 minutes outside the polling place on election day in '08 when he was running against Senator Reed. The man is completely out of his mind.