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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:20:56 PM
My favorite pairing of a stock photo and caption this week
 
Hyppy [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:21:10 PM
Well, that's what happens when you have a single server that costs $100,000. Lay off the Sun boxen and z/OS mainframes.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:23:48 PM
www.imjosh.com

/oblig
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:28:36 PM
My server went down for two hours today because the idiots put it under a known leak in the roof, and I had nothing whatsoever to do, so I'm getting a GODDAMNITMUTHERFARKER out of these replies.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:34:15 PM
I shot the server, but I did not shoot the deputy...
 
RevBigfoot [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:37:58 PM
oh man, reminds me of late nights drinking in the NOC and wishing I could just lob a grenade on my way out. One server in particular was my biatch. I always knew, if I snapped, that would be the first to go.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:41:56 PM
Sybarite: My favorite pairing of a stock photo and caption this week


I want to meet the doofus who selected said pic and caption.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 02:47:54 PM
Every IT person has been frustrated and drunk enough to do this. At least own up to your dumbass heroics.
 
haddie
2010-08-25 02:58:07 PM
Sybarite: My favorite pairing of a stock photo and caption this week

First out loud laugh of the day.

Good show, "gun".
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2010-08-25 02:59:36 PM

Man gets drunk and fires round after round into the company server


Yeah, but if you do it to a PROCESS server, all of a sudden it's "premeditated" this and "capital punishment" that.

Stupid double standards.
 
idrow
2010-08-25 02:59:39 PM
Mormons can get drunked up?
 
eddievercetti
2010-08-25 02:59:51 PM
jehovahs witness protection: I shot the server, but I did not shoot the deputy...

Thread Done.

www.rollanet.org
 
acaciaavenue
2010-08-25 03:00:48 PM
Why not the HERO tag?
 
Ella_Minnowpee
2010-08-25 03:00:52 PM
Even that could not possibly make our servers run any slower...
/just sayin'
 
Killer Cars
2010-08-25 03:01:04 PM
The_Sponge: Sybarite: My favorite pairing of a stock photo and caption this week


I want to meet the doofus who selected said pic and caption.

Considering it's Utah, I'm surprised there isn't another picture of perhaps a handle of Jack Daniels with the caption "alcohol"
 
idrow
2010-08-25 03:01:56 PM
www.abc4.com
What a gun may look like.

/That hand looks like it belongs to someone much older than 23.
 
Kar98
2010-08-25 03:03:06 PM
Damn it feels good to be a gangster...
 
ultraholland [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:03:12 PM
idrow: What a gun may look like.

I love how it just says "Gun" underneath
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:03:28 PM
I'm going to get drunk, go around town and shoot out a few Windows™
 
airsupport
2010-08-25 03:03:29 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: Man gets drunk and fires round after round into the company server


Yeah, but if you do it to a PROCESS server, all of a sudden it's "premeditated" this and "capital punishment" that.

Stupid double standards.

LOL! Nice.
 
habitual_masticator
2010-08-25 03:05:56 PM
Did he try turning it off and turing it back on again?
i288.photobucket.com
 
luckyeddie
2010-08-25 03:06:43 PM
I once worked somewhere where I wanted to fire round after round into the Company Secretary.

/she was hawt
 
Mr_H
2010-08-25 03:07:08 PM
what_now: My server went down for two hours today because the idiots put it under a known leak in the roof, and I had nothing whatsoever to do, so I'm getting a GODDAMNITMUTHERFARKER out of these replies.

They're doing roofing work on our building right now. A month ago, when a storm was coming in, the contractors called it a day.
And forgot to put tarps over the big gaping holes.

We lost a couple of desktops and a lot of furniture :(
 
Haxoredbypigslol
2010-08-25 03:07:21 PM
Hero tag needed.
 
Vtimlin
2010-08-25 03:07:36 PM
Gun
 
fluffy2097
2010-08-25 03:07:36 PM
habitual_masticator: Did he try turning it off and turing it back on again?

It's what we call 'Cold'. 15 minutes on high in the microwave should get it working again.
 
tricycleracer
2010-08-25 03:07:43 PM
But if you shoot the server, she can't bring you anymore drinks.
 
Black plus White equals President
2010-08-25 03:07:55 PM
should have ran linux. problem solved.
 
DubyaHater
2010-08-25 03:07:55 PM
Thank god for that stock photo. Until I opened the article, I thought Subby was talking about someone rubbing one out and firing his load all over the server.

/TMYK
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:08:33 PM
Killer Cars: Considering it's Utah, I'm surprised there isn't another picture of perhaps a handle of Jack Daniels with the caption "alcohol"


Ha!


idrow: What a gun may look like.

/That hand looks like it belongs to someone much older than 23.


No only that, but TFA mentioned that he used a .45, and I doubt that revolver fires .45 caliber rounds.
 
GoodOmens
2010-08-25 03:09:02 PM
Hyppy: Well, that's what happens when you have a single server that costs $100,000. Lay off the Sun boxen and z/OS mainframes.

Lots of times the costs of migrating applications to a newer OS costs on the order of magnitudes more then maintaining the current server.
 
Kaoilia
2010-08-25 03:09:10 PM
That hand looks like it belongs to a zombie. ZOMBIES ARE GONNA SHOOT US AND EAT OUR BRAINS!!!
 
ultraholland [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:09:34 PM
lying to police

I'm curious as to how that's a crime. The police can and will lie to suspects all the time, and it's legal. How is a suspect not allowed to lie to cops?

I understand that this can fall under obstruction/interfering but to be charged with lying...come on.
 
mainstreet62
2010-08-25 03:09:51 PM
Unfortunately, it wasn't a Molotov made with a Maker's Mark bottle.
 
larrimo
2010-08-25 03:10:29 PM
Gun
 
sboyle1020
2010-08-25 03:10:31 PM
Shoot the glass...and then the server

i1.ytimg.com
 
clovis69
2010-08-25 03:11:06 PM
There are a couple of La Cie Ethernet Disks here I'd love to do that too.

Giant steaming piles of unstable garbage.
 
Pinhead Patriot
2010-08-25 03:11:48 PM
Why didn't he just grab a couple beers and go down the slide?

/I is a disappoint
 
RatOmeter [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:13:01 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: Man gets drunk and fires round after round into the company server


Yeah, but if you do it to a PROCESS server, all of a sudden it's "premeditated" this and "capital punishment" that.

Stupid double standards.

Yes. See, my problem is not with the servers, but the belligerently ignorant IT guy where I work.

/posting this from work via my home computer by ssh proxy.
 
leftteffticle [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:13:10 PM
i got to work yesterday morning and our main windows admin was standing in the server room screaming at the top of his lungs at our print servers. the man could be heard all the way down the hall, even though the server room is supposed to be essentially soundproof. thank god the man does not own a gun.
 
nopokerface [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:14:03 PM
I did that once. I should have taken pics.
 
sboyle1020
2010-08-25 03:14:47 PM
RatOmeter: Yes. See, my problem is not with the servers, but the belligerently ignorant IT guy where I work.

Well maybe if you weren't so stupid...geez

www.delawareonline.com
 
Black plus White equals President
2010-08-25 03:15:20 PM
leftteffticle: i got to work yesterday morning and our main windows admin was standing in the server room screaming at the top of his lungs at our print servers. the man could be heard all the way down the hall, even though the server room is supposed to be essentially soundproof. thank god the man does not own a gun.

-------------------------------------------

maybe it was bill gates.
 
upright_apes_r_us
2010-08-25 03:15:22 PM
Target based data
 
freewill
2010-08-25 03:15:41 PM
So, what, nobody's going to post the error photo of Drew with the whiskey passed out on the computer?
 
KatjaMouse
2010-08-25 03:15:56 PM
leftteffticle: i got to work yesterday morning and our main windows admin was standing in the server room screaming at the top of his lungs at our print servers. the man could be heard all the way down the hall, even though the server room is supposed to be essentially soundproof. thank god the man does not own a gun.

I imagine NASA engineers have lower stress jobs sometimes.
 
Jayone
2010-08-25 03:16:45 PM
R.A.Danny: Every IT person has been frustrated and drunk enough to do this. At least own up to your dumbass heroics.

This!
 
Gunz_drawn
2010-08-25 03:16:51 PM
Kar98: Damn it feels good to be a gangster...

Karaoke tonight!
 
IWood
2010-08-25 03:17:04 PM
luckyeddie: I once worked somewhere where I wanted to fire round after round into the Company Secretary.

/she was hawt

You're doing it wrong.

Unless you're a necrophiliac.

In which case, carry on.
 
RatOmeter [TotalFark]
2010-08-25 03:17:11 PM
freewill: So, what, nobody's going to post the error photo of Drew with the whiskey passed out on the computer?

I always figured that was Mike
 
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