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(Some Man)   Five million men suffer from menopause. The rest are too scared of their wives to complain   (y100.com) divider line 41
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2010-08-25 10:21:45 AM
Men-o-pause?
 
2010-08-25 10:22:07 AM
LAUGHTER OL no they do not.
 
2010-08-25 10:22:50 AM
Men are becoming such pussies...
 
2010-08-25 10:23:14 AM
Brutal Momentum Loss: Men-o-pause?

How long until the media starts calling it "manopause"?
 
2010-08-25 10:24:08 AM
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL no they do not.

loutl
 
2010-08-25 10:26:26 AM
Ponzholio: Men are becoming such pussies...

Well that's the problem, apparently.
 
2010-08-25 10:26:26 AM
How about "Dudeopause".
 
2010-08-25 10:26:36 AM
"So let's all give menopause a round of menoplause."
i209.photobucket.com
"Menoplause? I'm not saying that."
 
2010-08-25 10:27:02 AM
Ponzholio: Men are becoming such pussies...

Yes this. I will not do the sexing with anyone who wears the Ed Hardy or the TapOut shirts and would never show the cooter of me to someone who says OM MAGOODNESS I HAVE THE MANLY MINIPENISPAUSE.
 
2010-08-25 10:28:25 AM
Reminds me of:
 
2010-08-25 10:28:33 AM
Did anyone else see the "King of the Hill" episode based on this very thing? If Hank Hill can stand it, I'm sure the rest of you wussy guys can too.
 
2010-08-25 10:28:48 AM
someguy945: Brutal Momentum Loss: Men-o-pause?

How long until the media starts calling it "manopause"?


Apparently over 3-years ago...

'Manopause' Hits Middle-Aged Men (new window)
 
2010-08-25 10:29:08 AM
Crap, didn't work:
content.ytmnd.com
 
2010-08-25 10:30:02 AM
Hatman013: Reminds me of:

Reminds you of being the failure of doing the image tagging? LAUGHTER OL yes that would probably be something.
 
2010-08-25 10:30:04 AM
RedEmily: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL no they do not.

loutl


LOLoud
 
2010-08-25 10:32:58 AM
Who or what turned men into such vag's? Are there any women still around that want a man or is a total pussy you can whip and order around that much of a turn-on?
 
2010-08-25 10:33:33 AM
Male menopause? More like getting old. Do people think that they are going to be at the peak of health and virility until they just keel over one day? Aging happens, suck it up.
 
2010-08-25 10:34:05 AM
meow said the dog

Hatman013: Reminds me of:

Reminds you of being the failure of doing the image tagging? LAUGHTER OL yes that would probably be something.



i37.tinypic.com
 
2010-08-25 10:35:00 AM
meow said the dog: Ponzholio: Men are becoming such pussies...

Yes this. I will not do the sexing with anyone who wears the Ed Hardy or the TapOut shirts and would never show the cooter of me to someone who says OM MAGOODNESS I HAVE THE MANLY MINIPENISPAUSE.


EIP

/BIE plz
 
2010-08-25 10:35:52 AM
onemansblog.com
The boys never get enough attention.
 
2010-08-25 10:38:08 AM
meow said the dog: Hatman013: Reminds me of:

Reminds you of being the failure of doing the image tagging? LAUGHTER OL yes that would probably be something.


Sweetie, it's adorable when you dash into a thread, drop a load of pureed Noel Coward, and then leave quickly. Don't post too often, or else you'll lose that je-ne-sais-quoi that makes you so unique.
 
2010-08-25 10:41:22 AM
katrina_666: Male menopause? More like getting old. Do people think that they are going to be at the peak of health and virility until they just keel over one day? Aging happens, suck it up.

This. It would probably be MORE unhealthy to have 70 year olds running around with the same testosterone levels they had at 20. Your sex drive is supposed to decrease with age, that's just normal.
 
2010-08-25 10:44:17 AM
So... they're trying to sell replacement hormones to men now. Because that worked SO well when every woman over 40 was put on hormones, what, 12 years ago?

Well, I suppose someone made a lot of money until the health problems (blood clots, higher risk or heart disease, etc) with giving hormones to women came out and most everyone stopped taking them. Why not try it with guys? You fell tired, lack focus, have gained weight or are losing hair? Have we got a product for you!
 
2010-08-25 10:53:18 AM
Pair-o-Dice: RedEmily: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL no they do not.

loutl

LOLoud


LaughterOLoud
 
2010-08-25 11:02:37 AM
Mayah: So... they're trying to sell replacement hormones to men now. Because that worked SO well when every woman over 40 was put on hormones, what, 12 years ago?

Well, I suppose someone made a lot of money until the health problems (blood clots, higher risk or heart disease, etc) with giving hormones to women came out and most everyone stopped taking them. Why not try it with guys? You fell tired, lack focus, have gained weight or are losing hair? Have we got a product for you!


I'm female, over 50, bloated, reading Fark, and sweating like a racehorse, so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread.

/hoping for some hormones
//fark the cardiovascular risks
///still have plenty of hair, though
 
2010-08-25 11:04:16 AM
Ponzholio: someguy945: Brutal Momentum Loss: Men-o-pause?

How long until the media starts calling it "manopause"?


Apparently over 3-years ago...

'Manopause' Hits Middle-Aged Men (new window)




Came here to say this. That's about the time my moods starting swinging, making me a real man-biatch.
 
2010-08-25 11:08:24 AM
I know how to make a hormone.

Don't pay her.


Heyy-000
 
2010-08-25 11:12:40 AM
went to a buddy's house the other day... after him making it perfectly clear that he lived alone, i walked into his bathroom and took a piss. after said piss, i noticed a makeup bag on the counter... all types of shiat. this guy is a metrosexual, but MAKEUP?? WTF! just sayin...

men are turning into a bunch of pussies.
 
2010-08-25 11:20:52 AM
try fect taa daa: went to a buddy's house the other day... after him making it perfectly clear that he lived alone, i walked into his bathroom and took a piss. after said piss, i noticed a makeup bag on the counter... all types of shiat. this guy is a metrosexual, but MAKEUP?? WTF! just sayin...

men are turning into a bunch of pussies.


You sure he's metro? Maybe he makes skin suits.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-08-25 11:40:30 AM
Dammit here we go again trying to ghey up, fem up our world. Its a midlife crisis followed by slowly dying not Manopause.

/things are getting way to ghey
 
2010-08-25 11:43:39 AM
RedEmily: Pair-o-Dice: RedEmily: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL no they do not.

loutl

LOLoud

LaughterOLoud


Don't encourage him! We just got him to shut up!
 
2010-08-25 01:04:15 PM
That said, I'm not really surprised.
Everything from the way you sleep to the way you fark is regulated by hormones.
Then, hormonal imbalances are not that rare, and can be severe enough for a dude to grow mammaries and start biatching all the way to Moscow every 28 odd days.
I wouldn't be so lazy and outside on my phone, I'd do a quick search for these articles stating that food is saturated with chemicals that make little girls breasts grow at 8 and so on.
When you have full grown dudemeisters ingesting that, the pigtails, moobs and huge menopause are not far in the queue.
 
2010-08-25 01:11:48 PM
I just came here to say that I am starting into menopause and feel perfectly f*cking fine and reasonable. Man up goddammit and stop trying to steal our symptoms. Articles like this are why women can't have anything nice or special.

/fans self
 
2010-08-25 01:39:02 PM
AbbeySomeone: I just came here to say that I am starting into menopause and feel perfectly f*cking fine and reasonable. Man up goddammit and stop trying to steal our symptoms. Articles like this are why women can't have anything nice or special.

/fans self


I know this will be dependent on my income at the time, but I plan on trading mine in for a slightly used model when it begins to overheat that badly.
/ducks
 
2010-08-25 02:00:57 PM
Actually, it's called Andropause (new window)
 
2010-08-25 02:11:41 PM
try fect taa daa: went to a buddy's house the other day... after him making it perfectly clear that he lived alone, i walked into his bathroom and took a piss. after said piss, i noticed a makeup bag on the counter... all types of shiat. this guy is a metrosexual, but MAKEUP?? WTF! just sayin...

men are turning into a bunch of pussies.


So..........did you do it?
 
2010-08-25 03:41:53 PM
meow said the dog: Hatman013: Reminds me of:

Reminds you of being the failure of doing the image tagging? LAUGHTER OL yes that would probably be something.


Fantastic.
 
2010-08-25 05:56:08 PM
AbbeySomeone: Man up goddammit and stop trying to steal our symptoms. Articles like this are why women can't have anything nice or special.

If a man tells me he's going through menopause, I'll kick him right in his shriveled little berries. Be a real man, grow old with some dignity and maybe I'll let you prove your manliness to me.

//Female, over 50, been through menopause.
//It can fark you right up 17 different ways.

//Why is it so damn hot in here?
 
2010-08-25 07:16:27 PM
HMS_Blinkin: katrina_666: Male menopause? More like getting old. Do people think that they are going to be at the peak of health and virility until they just keel over one day? Aging happens, suck it up.

This. It would probably be MORE unhealthy to have 70 year olds running around with the same testosterone levels they had at 20. Your sex drive is supposed to decrease with age, that's just normal.


Reminds me of "Return of the Living Dead" when Linnea Quigley was eaten alive by old men.
 
2010-08-25 07:31:05 PM
The Clear doesn't exist just for Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire.
 
2010-08-26 08:14:51 AM
What the hell is it with the headline? Scared of your wife? That's much pussier than menopause or whatever the hell it is. Jesus, this world is spiraling downwards.
 
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