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(Some Conspiracy Theorist)   Retired FBI agent now claiming Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK. In related story sales of Reynolds Wrap skyrocket   (prisonplanet.com) divider line 442
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2010-08-25 10:17:51 AM  
Don Adams speaks clearly and concisely when describing the events of November 22, 1963

"Oswald missed it by that much."

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-08-25 10:21:57 AM  
Oswald was a patsy... a fall guy...
 
2010-08-25 10:27:07 AM  
I'm ready...

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2010-08-25 10:29:43 AM  
I didn't think this had ever been in question. I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.
 
2010-08-25 10:30:37 AM  
i am damo suzuki: I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

Yo.
 
2010-08-25 10:31:08 AM  
"he doesn't waiver from his position"

And this is a journalist? With editors and everything?
 
2010-08-25 10:31:51 AM  
John Paul Jones: "he doesn't waiver from his position"

And this is a journalist? With editors and everything?


It's not journalism, it's prisonplanet.com
 
2010-08-25 10:34:09 AM  
Donald_McRonald: It's not journalism, it's prisonplanet.com

No, It's Fox 8 (new window).
 
2010-08-25 10:38:06 AM  
John Paul Jones: Donald_McRonald: It's not journalism, it's prisonplanet.com

No, It's Fox 8 (new window).


I'm not waivering from my original assertion.
 
2010-08-25 10:43:32 AM  
My favorite JFK conspiracy theory is that he was killed by the CIA on orders from the Greys because JFk was going to reveal the truth about alien presence on Earf.
 
2010-08-25 10:51:13 AM  
I still think Oswald did it -- just because if he didn't then that photoshop of him and Ruby where they're all playing musical instruments would be meaningless!
 
2010-08-25 10:56:34 AM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: i am damo suzuki: I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

Yo.


Seconded.

/also don't believe that aliens crash landed in Roswell, the Moon Landing was faked, or that controlled explosions brought town the World Trade Center
 
2010-08-25 10:59:14 AM  
And now, we take a short break from conspiracy theorist retards screaming that Obama is a Manchurian Muslim to watch conspiracy theorist retards scream about JFK.
 
2010-08-25 11:12:20 AM  
www.jfkfiles.com

Not a big fan of the Onion but I always thought this image was kind of funny
 
2010-08-25 11:16:24 AM  
You know, this isn't black and white. If you're not convinced that the Warren Report is completely accurate, that doesn't mean that you believe the Oliver Stone version of events, where there was a massive conspiracy involving the CIA, the military, the FBI, the Dallas Police, LBJ, Nixon, the John Birch Society, the Girl Scouts, and basically everybody in the country except Jack Kennedy.

Even those tin-foil hatters in the United States House of Representatives Select Committee on Assassinations concluded that there was a "probable" conspiracy involving isolated elements of organized crime and/or the Cuban ex-patriot community.
 
2010-08-25 11:18:19 AM  
Aarontology: My favorite JFK conspiracy theory is that he was killed by the CIA on orders from the Greys because JFk was going to reveal the truth about alien presence on Earf.

Believe it or not, there is an even wackier one:

This one said that Mossad killed JFK because he was going to interfere
with the Israeli nuclear program.
 
2010-08-25 11:18:48 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I still think Oswald did it -- just because if he didn't then that photoshop of him and Ruby where they're all playing musical instruments would be meaningless!

i135.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-25 11:23:51 AM  
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2010-08-25 11:24:49 AM  

Ooops! What I meant to say.......

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2010-08-25 11:26:42 AM  
i am damo suzuki: I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

Oh, I know a couple. They also believe in lots of other absurd crap, too.

There is no shortage of people who are too stupid or too brainwashed to engage in critical thinking. A lot of them will be in DC gathered around the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday.
 
2010-08-25 11:38:18 AM  
Here's an interesting one:

Kennedy killed by device embedded in seat (new window)

Explanation is at Dr. Peter David Beter - Audio Letter No. 03 (new window)

" The Conspirators left nothing to chance or the vagaries of
marksmanship. President Kennedy was killed by device--mounted
inside the limousine and fired at him from point blank range.
The murder weapon was, of course, hidden, mounted inside the seat
upholstery in front of the President.

Based on the appearance of the blast in the Zapruder film,
it's possible that the murder weapon was essentially an extremely
sawed off shotgun, hidden in the seat upholstery ahead of him.
But it appears much more likely that the blast was produced by
what is known as a shaped charge in a special mounting. A shaped
charge is a specially configurated explosive device which
essentially produces a focused explosion--that is, an explosion
that mostly aims in one direction instead of going in all
directions like a stick of dynamite. A shaped charge is what
enables a bazooka to blast a Sherman Tank out of action and
shaped charges come in many sizes including some small enough to
have been hidden easily in the Kennedy limousine."
 
2010-08-25 11:50:29 AM  
Therion: Here's an interesting one:

Such a device wouldn't be able to fire properly, unless its makers took into account Nature's Harmonic 4 Day Time Cube.
 
2010-08-25 11:55:45 AM  
Sybarite: Spanky_McFarksalot: i am damo suzuki: I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

Yo.

Seconded.

/also don't believe that aliens crash landed in Roswell, the Moon Landing was faked, or that controlled explosions brought town the World Trade Center


I don't believe that aliens crashed near Roswell, nor that the moon landing was faked. I'm not a truther. I also believe Elvis is really dead, that global warming is real and that there never was a Philadelphia Experiment.

I DO, however, believe there was more than one person involved in the Kennedy assassination. I don't believe there was a major cover-up by Federal agencies; I'm more inclined to believe there was major incompetence in the investigation.
 
2010-08-25 12:19:34 PM  
"A tiger got him..."

rentonwa.gov

Obscure?
 
2010-08-25 12:24:04 PM  
This theory has been around for nearly 50 years and zero proof has surfaced...in a country that can't keep a secret longer than it takes to try to score with a hot reporter.

One dude did it, face facts.
 
2010-08-25 12:45:23 PM  
Aarontology: about alien presence on Earf.

I had to explain that to Tasinda the other day. I think it's one of my favorite "under the radar" Fark memes.
 
2010-08-25 12:51:56 PM  
images2.rdefined.com
 
2010-08-25 12:52:33 PM  
In before tin foil vs aluminum foil metallurgist fight!
 
2010-08-25 12:53:35 PM  
At this point, really what differance does it make?
 
2010-08-25 12:53:35 PM  
How do we know they weren't really trying to get Jackie? Maybe Oswald had lousy aim. Think about it...
 
2010-08-25 12:54:12 PM  
i am damo suzuki: I didn't think this had ever been in question. I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

Silly us, with our "facts" and "reality based history."
 
2010-08-25 12:54:20 PM  
trappedspirit: In before tin foil vs aluminum foil metallurgist fight!

Duck season!
 
2010-08-25 12:55:19 PM  
Yeah. Can't imagine why anyone would ever believe there was more to that event...
 
2010-08-25 12:55:30 PM  
For instance, Boyd Mothe Jr says, "a quarter of America is oversized. I don't even know if the monks know how to make an oversized casket."

I am no carpenter, but I imagine making an oversized casket is a lot like a normal casket except it needs to be bigger for fat people (which is what I assume he means by oversize). It might need to be reinforced, but that is probably trivial if you can build a damn coffin. Hell, I've built cheap tables before that college girls have danced on. It's not rocket surgery.
 
2010-08-25 12:55:49 PM  
Quick! Someone post an old conspiracy story!

Are people distracted yet? Awesome. Let's count our moneys.
 
2010-08-25 12:57:04 PM  
wrong thread. modmins feel free to destroy
 
2010-08-25 12:57:12 PM  
i am damo suzuki: I didn't think this had ever been in question. I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

I do.
 
2010-08-25 12:57:24 PM  
I actually heard that the bullet that killed him was made of silver! That's right, he was a werewolf.
 
2010-08-25 12:57:57 PM  
OH MY GOD!! Kennedy's been SHOT?!?!
 
2010-08-25 12:58:04 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: Aarontology: My favorite JFK conspiracy theory is that he was killed by the CIA on orders from the Greys because JFk was going to reveal the truth about alien presence on Earf.

Believe it or not, there is an even wackier one:

This one said that Mossad killed JFK because he was going to interfere
with the Israeli nuclear program.


My favorite weird one was in an issue of 100 Bullets, where the shooter was actually Joe Dimaggio taking revenge for Marilyn Monroe.
 
2010-08-25 12:58:13 PM  
Show the "proof" or STFU!
 
2010-08-25 12:59:11 PM  
Retired? That is a mean thing to say about him. Some people were just born with a lack of oxygen.
 
2010-08-25 12:59:18 PM  
So subby is a good government slave who believes what he is told to believe? I see. Wake up sheeple subby!

/serious
 
2010-08-25 01:01:15 PM  
I killed him. Let everyone know they've been fooled.
 
2010-08-25 01:01:19 PM  
Hey.. wonder if this is the guy Donald Sutherland played in JFK... the theories seem nearly the same.
 
2010-08-25 01:02:33 PM  
clyph: i am damo suzuki: I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.

Oh, I know a couple. They also believe in lots of other absurd crap, too.

There is no shortage of people who are too stupid or too brainwashed to engage in critical thinking. A lot of them will be in DC gathered around the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday.


I'm listening, have the popcorn ready. Tell us your almighty wisdom of how things really went. What other absurd crap?
 
2010-08-25 01:02:41 PM  
My father was a friend of JFK (they hit bars in Boston together when they were in their 20's, he had a lot of stories about women in the White House, etc), and knew many highly placed "agents" in the Gov't due to his upbringing (a large chunk of his class was OSS and CIA). I was too young to remember anything about the shooting, but I once asked my father who he thought did it. His reply was "The case is closed". Usually he could go on for hours (like my posts) but this was a one line "end of story". For once, I was never able to get an opinion out of him. I personally read into that, but...
 
2010-08-25 01:04:47 PM  
@JosephFinn - That FBI wiretap does seem quite damning though, outside of any self-aggrandizing hyperbole.
 
2010-08-25 01:04:55 PM  
i am damo suzuki: I don't know a single person who believes the official story about this.


My dad does.. and usually ends up in an argument with my mom over it, so they just don't talk about it now lol
 
2010-08-25 01:05:32 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

/preemptive
 
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