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2010-08-25 07:36:02 AM
"GTFO and start banging new chicks" doesn't seem like it would require a whole book.
 
2010-08-25 08:08:59 AM
As a fan of the pole-dancing related arts, I encourage this book as a way to ensure a deep talent pool for years to come.
 
2010-08-25 08:54:18 AM
Thanks, but I prefer to get my parenting advice from the likes of Marybeth Tinning, Paula Sims, and Susan Smith.
 
2010-08-25 09:20:12 AM
To be fair, I'd rather him be my Dad than Kate be my Mom (shudder).

But he only got his kids up to about 8 years old? I'm guessing it doesn't really get started until they are 12 or so.
 
2010-08-25 09:21:17 AM
Will it come with an exclusive Ed Hardy shirt? If so... I'll pre-order 10.
 
2010-08-25 09:52:08 AM
This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.
 
2010-08-25 09:54:44 AM
He's shackled to her by alimony until she marries, and there's no one who wants to dip the dick in the crazy.
 
2010-08-25 09:55:51 AM
TheGreatGazoo: To be fair, I'd rather him be my Dad than Kate be my Mom (shudder).

That's what I was going to say. Watching the show was fun was him handling 7 kids and Kate yelling at him about having to deal with the 8th.
 
2010-08-25 10:07:07 AM
Not My Problem Any More
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The Jon Gosselin Story
 
2010-08-25 10:24:34 AM
For what it's worth, I read an article in GQ about him, and he really did seem to be focused on the details of being a Dad. It's his selfish psychosis that ruins it. And the harpy.
 
2010-08-25 10:25:46 AM
Goselin on Parenting? Like GM writing a book on how to produce quality vehicles.
 
2010-08-25 10:38:41 AM
Does it take a book to write how he bent over and let Kate become the man in the relationship? Maybe it's saying to just sit there while your wife takes the role of mother AND father?

(I live like 15 minutes from them)
 
2010-08-25 10:54:47 AM
The first step he'll probably write is "Don't have a child with a self absorbed, emasculating, attention whore vamp of a woman.

OtherLittleGuy: He's shackled to her by alimony until she marries, and there's no one who wants to dip the dick in the crazy.

Why would he have to pay alimony, she makes all of the money. I thought the purpose of alimony was to keep the non bread winning person in the lifestyle they were accustomed to. If anything he will be paying child support, and with 8 kids he will probably be living in his moms basement for the rest of his life.
 
2010-08-25 11:10:50 AM
"Get a wife that does everything for you and then slack off and have no backbone" The End.
 
2010-08-25 11:34:49 AM
Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.
 
2010-08-25 11:41:09 AM
Who the f**k is this guy? He looks like some soft, doughboy.
 
2010-08-25 11:45:22 AM
I would think not banging some slut teacher and breaking up your marriage would be a good start.

Of course, if she wasn't screwing her bodyguard yet when that happened, she probably is by now.
 
2010-08-25 11:52:12 AM
PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.


I don't think its the "celebrity" she wanted so much as the money. She would have done practically anything for money to raise those kids, so noted by the fact she showed her giants flabby after baby belly on TV.
 
2010-08-25 11:56:51 AM
TheGreatGazoo: To be fair, I'd rather him be my Dad than Kate be my Mom (shudder).

But he only got his kids up to about 8 years old? I'm guessing it doesn't really get started until they are 12 or so.


I most definitely get harder around then. Up till then you don't have to know how to nail windows shut or keep a loaded shotgun around(if you have girls). It's even got to be tougher now with the internets and cell phones and whatnot. Every generation has new things to be worried about I suppose, I'm glad my days in the trenches are done.

/I would not take advice from his ex on child rearing either.
 
2010-08-25 11:57:27 AM
ace in your face: PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.

I don't think its the "celebrity" she wanted so much as the money. She would have done practically anything for money to raise those kids, so noted by the fact she showed her giants flabby after baby belly on TV.


She had all those kids to be a celebrity. Jon just had no spine and wouldn't put his foot down and say no. Face it, if Jon said no and refused to have anymore kids after the first set of twins she would have left him and found someone that would.

In ten years were going to have 8 little Lohan/Charlie Shenns running around.
 
2010-08-25 12:02:12 PM
ace in your face: PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.

I don't think its the "celebrity" she wanted so much as the money. She would have done practically anything for money to raise those kids, so noted by the fact she showed her giants flabby after baby belly on TV.


This might have been true at the beginning. Now I think she thinks she's a celebrity. If they offered her the same money to go live in quiet spot with no cameras she would turn it down.
 
2010-08-25 12:10:17 PM
Chapter 8: How to make ends meet on $28,000 an episode

Chapter 9: How to be a great Dad because you get free top-shelf appliances because your family has a TV show

Chapter 10: How to be a great Dad because you get your 10,000 sq. ft. house renovated for free because your family has a TV show

Chapter 11: How to be a great Dad because people give you money to wear gaudy shirts and sunglasses

Chapter 12: How to be a great Dad when you call all of your kids "hey you" because you still don't remember their names after 10 years
 
2010-08-25 12:25:11 PM
PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.


What?! He hated the show they had together maybe, but he has done everything in his power to stay in the tabloids, but it is just not working.

If he was better looking or had a better personality, maybe he would have a shot, but not even close. And I know everybody hates the chick, but she is super savvy and her face looks good on the magazines. That is what it is all about.
 
2010-08-25 12:33:53 PM
Chapter 1 - Do not have 8 kids with Harpy McCrazybiatch.
Chapter 2 - See Chapter #1.
 
2010-08-25 12:35:46 PM
ongbok: ace in your face: PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.

I don't think its the "celebrity" she wanted so much as the money. She would have done practically anything for money to raise those kids, so noted by the fact she showed her giants flabby after baby belly on TV.

She had all those kids to be a celebrity. Jon just had no spine and wouldn't put his foot down and say no. Face it, if Jon said no and refused to have anymore kids after the first set of twins she would have left him and found someone that would.

In ten years were going to have 8 little Lohan/Charlie Shenns running around.


I don't think she had the kids because she wanted to be a celebrity, I think she is just a fundy who didn't believe in abortion. I don't know if all 8 will go lohan, but one of those twins is definitely going to.
 
2010-08-25 12:41:03 PM
ace in your face: I don't know if all 8 will go lohan, but one of those twins is definitely going to.

mady.
 
2010-08-25 12:45:16 PM
Chapter 1) Marry an ugly ball-crushing harpy.
Chapter 2) Knock her up with twins, then have 6 more kids in-vitro just to shut her up.
Chapter 3) Let TLC film you 24/7 for a paycheck. Get saddled with all the parenting work while the selfish biatch spends all the money on boob jobs, tummy tucks and bad hairstyles.
Chapter 4) Get stuck with the brats while the succubus goes on talkshows to shill a book about how awesome a mom she is and what a disappointment you are as a husband, lover and father.
Chapter 5) Dump the ballbuster and her brat brigade, get some hairplugs and bang every hot college chick in a 50 mile radius
The End
 
2010-08-25 12:46:34 PM
FuryOfFirestorm: Chapter 3) Let TLC film you 24/7 for a paycheck. Get saddled with all the parenting work while the selfish biatch spends all the money on boob jobs, tummy tucks and bad hairstyles.

tummy tuck was free, actually.

/embarrassed i even know this
 
2010-08-25 12:57:30 PM
ace in your face: ongbok: ace in your face: PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.

I don't think its the "celebrity" she wanted so much as the money. She would have done practically anything for money to raise those kids, so noted by the fact she showed her giants flabby after baby belly on TV.

She had all those kids to be a celebrity. Jon just had no spine and wouldn't put his foot down and say no. Face it, if Jon said no and refused to have anymore kids after the first set of twins she would have left him and found someone that would.

In ten years were going to have 8 little Lohan/Charlie Shenns running around.

I don't think she had the kids because she wanted to be a celebrity, I think she is just a fundy who didn't believe in abortion. I don't know if all 8 will go lohan, but one of those twins is definitely going to.


She had fertility treatment to have the kids. She saw other people that had all of these kids get media attention so she thought she would throw her hat into the ring. Like I said Jon should of put his foot down after the twins, but if he did she would have found somebody else to have these kids with. And I don't think he wanted any of this but I think the reason that he is trying to get his name in the media now is that he has to pay child support for 8 kids. Not too many jobs pay enough for you to live on after support for 8 kids is garnished.
 
2010-08-25 01:15:21 PM
ace in your face: Not too many jobs pay enough for you to live on after support for 8 kids is garnished.

The bad part is they are probably making him pay to sustain a lifestyle SHE created. He doesn't get a free pass but I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut she was the one who got the ball rolling as far as a tv show.

When you give your balls up like he did they're lost, no matter how hard he tries she will always have them in a jar of brine on the mantle.
 
2010-08-25 01:18:19 PM
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2010-08-25 01:38:31 PM
How about waiting until your kids pass 21 and seeing who made it to college who developed the drug habit, and who grew up to be a whore, before writing a book on parenting. As far as the world is concerned you haven't achieved shiat except gaining a little bit of your personal freedom.
 
2010-08-25 01:59:50 PM
Should be more of a pamphlet really....
 
2010-08-25 02:14:52 PM
likes838: For what it's worth, I read an article in GQ about him, and he really did seem to be focused on the details of being a Dad. It's his selfish psychosis that ruins it. And the harpy.

Yeah he really shot himself in the proverbial foot with being 31 flavors of jackass.
 
2010-08-25 02:25:21 PM
ongbok: ace in your face: ongbok: ace in your face: PoochUMD: Tissot: This guy needs to give it up and go back to his old profession. He lost the media/celebrity battle with his ex-wife. She won, and right or wrong, she now has a bonafide celebrity career. He will never surpass her.

FWIW, I've always gotten the impression that he hated being a celebrity whereas she couldn't get enough of it. He wanted to stop doing the show a year ago and she's signed up to do more TV.

I don't think its the "celebrity" she wanted so much as the money. She would have done practically anything for money to raise those kids, so noted by the fact she showed her giants flabby after baby belly on TV.

She had all those kids to be a celebrity. Jon just had no spine and wouldn't put his foot down and say no. Face it, if Jon said no and refused to have anymore kids after the first set of twins she would have left him and found someone that would.

In ten years were going to have 8 little Lohan/Charlie Shenns running around.

I don't think she had the kids because she wanted to be a celebrity, I think she is just a fundy who didn't believe in abortion. I don't know if all 8 will go lohan, but one of those twins is definitely going to.

She had fertility treatment to have the kids. She saw other people that had all of these kids get media attention so she thought she would throw her hat into the ring. Like I said Jon should of put his foot down after the twins, but if he did she would have found somebody else to have these kids with. And I don't think he wanted any of this but I think the reason that he is trying to get his name in the media now is that he has to pay child support for 8 kids. Not too many jobs pay enough for you to live on after support for 8 kids is garnished.


She did have fertility treatment, but she isn't like octomom who had implanted eggs, she only had the medication (probably clomid). I really don't think she had any intention of there being 6 in the next go round, I think she legitimately wanted one or two, but once you have that many kids at a time on a normal persons salary you have to pimp them out a little in order to afford them. The real problem, like I said, is that she didn't reduce because she doesn't believe in abortion. I do think she worked to convince him into getting pregnant again, but frankly he needs to take some personal responsibility for his lack of balls- you can't force someone to give you their seed.
 
2010-08-25 02:31:45 PM
God_Banana: Chapter 1 - Do not have 8 kids with Harpy McCrazybiatch. shoot the coont in the head
Chapter 2 - See Chapter #1.



FTFY
 
2010-08-25 03:44:34 PM
a4matte:

(I live like 15 minutes from them)


Me too
 
2010-08-25 04:13:06 PM
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: God_Banana: Chapter 1 - Do not have 8 kids with Harpy McCrazybiatch. shoot the coont in the head
Chapter 2 - See Chapter #1.


FTFY


Yes, I like your option better. Well played, sir.
 
2010-08-26 09:54:03 AM
Fark-the-Fnord: a4matte:

(I live like 15 minutes from them)

Me too


I ran into Kate at Target around Christmas last year. Or, rather, she rammed me with her cart and acted like it was my fault for being alive.
 
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