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(KCCI)   Chiropractor accused of masturbating and ejaculating on woman's back. In other news, a chiropractor actually did something to someone's back   (kcci.com) divider line 173
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2010-08-24 10:55:37 PM
She was one of the finest patients he ever came across.
 
2010-08-24 11:14:03 PM
How long did she lay there while he jerked off on her? Either she's the world's most patient woman or he's the world's quickest draw.
 
2010-08-24 11:17:16 PM
Her story sounds like total BS. I agree with Quasar. Wouldn't you think to get up and leave if you heard someone doing that?
 
2010-08-24 11:37:01 PM
Nice headline, subby. Golf clap and all that.
 
2010-08-24 11:43:23 PM
He didn't ejaculate, he spat on her back. How men fake orgasms. Her sudden quick movement was his intention all along.
Has anyone asked how her back feels now?
 
2010-08-24 11:46:22 PM
www.subs.gr
 
2010-08-24 11:47:58 PM
He was probably just giving her a deep tissue massage and ran out of lotion...

At least she won't have acne on her back now.
 
2010-08-24 11:55:09 PM
tevye77: Wouldn't you think to get up and leave if you heard someone doing that?

To a person of at least modest intelligence, yes. To a person who visits a chiropractor?
 
2010-08-25 12:11:59 AM
Subluxed right there on her l4 vertebra.
 
2010-08-25 12:21:41 AM
Okay, I larfed.
 
2010-08-25 01:00:29 AM
I don't believe in chiropractors myself. My ex used to go to one regularly. While I was waiting for her, I read some of their informational pamphlets. When I saw they could cure hemorrhoids among a lot of other aliments unrelated to the back, I lose any interest in trying one out.
 
2010-08-25 01:08:03 AM
Does the word chiropractor mean something different down in the ol' US of A because up here (Canada) they're pretty much massage therapists who work mostly on people with back injuries. That's all I've ever known them as at any rate.
 
2010-08-25 01:13:17 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: Does the word chiropractor mean something different down in the ol' US of A because up here (Canada) they're pretty much massage therapists who work mostly on people with back injuries. That's all I've ever known them as at any rate.

You've never asked for a chiropractic treatment with release?
 
2010-08-25 05:56:37 AM
In other news, a chiropractor actually did something to someone's back

kind of a lame headline,

of course he did something, chiropractors do a lot of things to a person's back. Now if the headline said 'something noticeable' or 'something that affected'..


as it is, not much going on here
 
2010-08-25 06:02:30 AM
Other than the fact that chiropractors are quacks, what's always bothered me is the fact is that they refer to their practice as "Chiropractic." That's an adjective, not a verb. Would someone say: "I'm in medicinal." or "I want to study psychiatric." I hope not.

/pet peave
 
2010-08-25 06:03:55 AM
What a jerk
 
2010-08-25 06:15:51 AM
psssst - nobody tell my wife this isn't the way a back massage is supposed to end.

Thank you
 
2010-08-25 06:17:22 AM
jerry2a: She was one of the finest patients he ever came across.

LewDux: What a jerk

You magnificent bastards.
 
2010-08-25 06:17:28 AM
Came for the subby celebration and puns...leaving satisfied.
 
2010-08-25 06:22:52 AM
calbert: In other news, a chiropractor actually did something to someone's back

kind of a lame headline,

of course he did something, chiropractors do a lot of things to a person's back. Now if the headline said 'something noticeable' or 'something that affected'..


as it is, not much going on here



I don't know about you, but I would say that strokes are rather noticeable (new window).
 
2010-08-25 06:23:47 AM
Jesus Subby, there's some things you don't talk about in public!

/snap, crackle, fap
 
2010-08-25 06:24:13 AM
BumpInTheNight: Came for the subby celebration and puns...leaving satisfied.

So did he, for that matter...
 
2010-08-25 06:31:46 AM
I think she said 'crack my back' and he heard 'fap my back'
 
2010-08-25 06:36:10 AM
First, golf claps all around.

Far too many Chiropractors are promoting what amounts to patent medicine, and actually BELIEVE the crap they peddle.

My back cracker is what their trade calls a "mixer." He and his family go to medical doctors, get vaccinations, use "conventional" medicine, and he will refer out patients to orthopedic surgeons if need be.

His practice is not full of pamphlets on subluxations and similar crap. He only used the term once in my first visit. I'm under no illusions that he can do anything about other ailments, which is why I go to a regular M.D. and try, without much success some times, to watch my diet, exercise, and pay attention to what my body tells me.

I go because it helps my back and neck feel better. He did far more for me after a car wreck (I was already a patient for several years) than the Worker's Comp doctors.

/That's my anecdote. YMMV.
 
2010-08-25 06:44:36 AM
So she heard him unzip his pants and start fapping and didn't speak up? Sounds like she was into it. Case dismissed.
 
2010-08-25 06:47:25 AM
Slipped disk slipped dick's slick
 
2010-08-25 06:52:41 AM
There's a lot of hate being tossed around at chiropractors here. I'm surprised one hasn't shown up in the thread to pop off with a good comeback.
 
2010-08-25 06:57:24 AM
frostus: psssst - nobody tell my wife this isn't the way a back massage is supposed to end.

Thank you


Excellent!!
 
2010-08-25 07:04:32 AM
Hello, everybody!

images.sportsbybrooks.com
 
2010-08-25 07:06:41 AM
"on the back"
Very bad language in this video
Ricky Gervais (new window)
 
2010-08-25 07:12:14 AM
rynoon: tevye77: Wouldn't you think to get up and leave if you heard someone doing that?

To a person of at least modest intelligence, yes. To a person who visits a chiropractor?


Full of win.

Chiroquackters? Seriously?
 
2010-08-25 07:14:27 AM
The woman told authorities that at that point she heard Duffy unzip his pants and heard what she described as "masturbating."

Wait, what?

Duffy has been running his chiropractic practice out of a Perry strip mall for 12 years.

Oh, now I get it.
Would need a photo of the "victim" before I pass judgment.
 
2010-08-25 07:15:37 AM
I'll also just mention that there is gratuitous amounts of rule 34 on the net concerning this heinous act, ass loads of it in fact.
 
2010-08-25 07:16:56 AM
There seems to be enough women out there who are into that sort of thing. He was just playing the odds.
 
2010-08-25 07:17:30 AM
I love how they found his "DNA" on her back and he's somehow pleading innocent. Zombie Johnny Cochrane couldn't get him off. No pun intended. Okay maybe a little intended.
 
2010-08-25 07:21:52 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: There's a lot of hate being tossed around at chiropractors here. I'm surprised one hasn't shown up in the thread to pop off with a good comeback.

Bravo! Bonus points for 'comeback'!
 
2010-08-25 07:26:02 AM
I have to be at the Chiropractor's office in 26 minutes, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/Really
//Chiro is a woman
///Slashies!
 
2010-08-25 07:27:28 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: Does the word chiropractor mean something different down in the ol' US of A because up here (Canada) they're pretty much massage therapists who work mostly on people with back injuries. That's all I've ever known them as at any rate.

Most of the chiropractors I've met run around thinking that they're neurosurgeons. Just ask one, they'll tell you!
 
2010-08-25 07:29:17 AM
Mugato: I love how they found his "DNA" on her back and he's somehow pleading innocent. Zombie Johnny Cochrane couldn't get him off. No pun intended. Okay maybe a little intended.

"If the disc didn't slip, you must acquit"
 
2010-08-25 07:30:13 AM
Well, at least this story had a happy ending...
 
2010-08-25 07:33:48 AM
pit_monster: Well, at least this story had a happy ending...

+1
 
2010-08-25 07:36:00 AM
Phlem Pickens: Mugato: I love how they found his "DNA" on her back and he's somehow pleading innocent. Zombie Johnny Cochrane couldn't get him off. No pun intended. Okay maybe a little intended.

"If the disc didn't slip, you must acquit"


hehe
 
2010-08-25 07:41:35 AM
jerry2a: She was one of the finest patients he ever came across.

+1, well played.
 
2010-08-25 07:46:44 AM
I don't see how he has a clear shot here. Knowing there'd be a complaint, he obviously came to the nuisance.
 
2010-08-25 07:59:48 AM
What if the Head Nurse walk in the room and then back out real quick and informed the DR who was reading X-rays in his office, that the patient was ready. There are many ways to transfer DNA.
 
2010-08-25 08:00:24 AM
Mugato: I love how they found his "DNA" on her back and he's somehow pleading innocent. Zombie Johnny Cochrane couldn't get him off. No pun intended. Okay maybe a little intended.

------

I liked the way they said the recovered sample matched his profile, implying that they already had his DNA records in the system for some reason. Repeat offender?
 
2010-08-25 08:01:42 AM
soundguy:

I liked the way they said the recovered sample matched his profile, implying that they already had his DNA records in the system for some reason. Repeat offender?


Well, he did work at a strip mall.
 
2010-08-25 08:01:47 AM
Have chiropractors gone all holistic or something? I've been to two in my life, both cases due to my neck. X-rays showed a pinched nerve both times, and in both cases after a quick tug (not the kind this chiropractor in particular seemed to be administering), my neck was fine a half hour later.

So that's twice over the course of 20 years, both times it worked just as advertised. For those sorts of things, it seems to work well. Maybe you're just going to the wrong ones? :)
 
2010-08-25 08:02:03 AM
All she heard was "Snap, Crackle, Pop!"
 
2010-08-25 08:03:58 AM
swingerhead: All she heard was "Snap, Crackle, Pop!"

More like "Snap, Crackle, OH fark YES!!.....Hold still, I'll get you a wash cloth".
 
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