Cats attacking helicopters, the most dangerous of the thrown pies, and a question about the Beaver's hair: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/15 - 8/21
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No post from Drew today, so enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-08-15 to Sat 2010-08-21:
Crash victim identified as Cumming man. Well that explains the loss of control
Adrienne Curry molested at a Star Wars convention while wearing a Slave Leia costume. Police are currently seeking... everyone
Heat may have killed puppies on American flight, cement their status of most hated NBA team in America
German students can now earn a master's in sausage appreciation. WURST DEGREE EVER
Police officers injured after someone aims a laser pointer at their helicopter and thousands of cats attack
Study finds that having an older brother can delay a girl's sexual maturity by a year. Obviously they've never heard of West Virginia
Three cheers for the world's oldest newlyweds - HIP HIP, replacement
Road crosses ruled unconstitutional. Chicken inconsolable
Booming Brazil is like the U.S. in the 1950's...except for the Beaver's hair, presumably
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak discharged. I'm not cleaning THAT up
Man punches horse in head. He must have REALLY hated "Eat, Pray, Love"
LeBron James in hot water again for tweeting that Gus Johnson was dead, not considering that there was a more famous Gus Johnson who UNBELIEVABLE, OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A TWEET
Westbrook signs one-year injury reserve contract with San Francisco
Olympic figure skater burns down $1 million house while trying to dry a Porsche with a leaf blower. 5.9 - 5.8 - 5.9 - 5.7 - 5.9
British boy has a condition where he'll die if he falls asleep. Doctors say the boy will be okay, just as long as he doesn't see "Eat Pray Love"
Scientists say psychedelic drugs could be effective treatments for conditions like depression, OCD, chronic pain, and attacks by the purple banana king of unicorn mountain
Arizona discovers online maps used by aliens, plans new fence
"If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If your enemy is stronger, join him. If your enemy is Justin Bieber, find better enemies." -- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
Confusion persists regarding whether Dr. Laura was fired or whether she has just been called back to the netherworld to harvest the souls she has collected
Julianna Margulies is performing network TV's first depiction of oral sex. No wonder the show's called The Good Wife
Sen. Levin gets hit In the face with Dutch apple pie. Not regular apple pie here, Dutch apple. The most dangerous of all the thrown pies
47 years after Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his "I Have a Dream" speech from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, the oratorial super duo of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are ready to stand in his shoes. I HAVE A DERP
Blagojevich found guilty of lying to the FBI, will soon discover that although his ass is a valuable f*cking thing, he's about to give it away for nothing
Hellllllo, ladies.... Single male, independent, big on cruising the seas. Handsome and strong with a few extra pounds. Eco-friendly, heart the size of a car and tongue weighing more than an elephant
Erykah Badu's naked music video through Dealey Plaza has earned her probation and a fine. The case is considered closed, but there is still a question whether there was just one man shooting video or a second shooter from the grassy knoll
Like her husband before her, Courtney Love settles
Man jumps off of a building and onto the stage during a Swell Season's concert, dying upon impact. It was either a suicide attempt or one of the most poorly executed concert reviews ever
FDA recalls 228 million eggs in an ovary cautious move
FCC says average cable customer gets half of the advertised broadband speed they pay for. You probably submitted this hours ago and already got a greenlight, but Subby is on Comcast
Intel buys McAfee for $7.68 billion, or about $19.99 per month with a contract for 384 million months
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