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(Variety)   There's a movie in the works based on the real-life story of a cat who predicts the deaths of nursing home residents with 100% accuracy   (variety.com) divider line 52
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2010-08-24 11:22:10 AM
I can see the movie tag line now:

He's got 9 lives........you have none!!
 
2010-08-24 11:25:13 AM
strangeguitar: I can see the movie tag line now:

He's got 9 lives........you have none!!


He sees dead people...you!!
 
2010-08-24 11:33:20 AM
IndyMBA: strangeguitar: I can see the movie tag line now:

He's got 9 lives........you have none!!

He sees dead people...you!!


IN A WORLD, where everyone wants pussy, ONE CAT stands alone.
 
2010-08-24 11:34:51 AM
[spooky music]
dum dum... dum dum... DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM



P A W S
 
2010-08-24 11:37:35 AM
It's a freaking nursing home, I would hope anyon,e even a cat, could predict who might die.
 
2010-08-24 11:54:59 AM
That cat is more than welcome in my house.

/honestly.
 
2010-08-24 11:59:43 AM
cdn.wg.uproxx.com

I can has soulz!!!!1!
 
2010-08-24 12:05:50 PM
Revolution Studios, in association with Canal Street Productions bring you an Eli Roth presentation of a Imagine Studios release, Uwe Boll's DEATH PUSSY.
 
2010-08-24 12:11:37 PM
Already done

www.freewebs.com
 
2010-08-24 12:27:08 PM
I'm imagining this to be a remake of Aliens with a few modifications to the script.

Newt: "He mostly comes at night...mostly."
Ripley: "Get away from her, you pussy."
Instead of colonists you have old people wondering around randomly saying "Kill me."
 
2010-08-24 12:56:14 PM
I worked briefly at a nursing home, and we had a similar situation with a cat. Like the one in TFA, it would pick out which residents were going to croak in the near future.

One time, it stopped in front of this old man's bed. He was of course filled with terror at the thought of his imminent demise, since he wasn't even sick at the time. A group of us sat up with him through the night, and to our surprise he was still alive at daybreak. The cat got up and left, and the old man, having felt he escaped death, had a whole new appreciation for life.

But the cat came back, the very next day.
 
2010-08-24 01:51:43 PM
What, they're making a movie out of the House episode?
 
2010-08-24 02:39:16 PM
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I thought the "Toonces" project was in turnaround?
 
2010-08-24 02:48:56 PM
 
2010-08-24 03:30:56 PM
I thought Drew Barrymore was pretty good in that movie.
 
2010-08-24 03:32:11 PM
GAT_00: What, they're making a movie out of the House episode?

images.amazon.com
I think out of one of these
 
2010-08-24 03:32:15 PM
Meh. I could easily predict who's going to die in a nursing home. Pretty much all of 'em.

/OK, I do actually think the story is facinating.
 
2010-08-24 03:32:51 PM
I predict everyone will die. Where's my movie?
 
2010-08-24 03:34:55 PM
Must be AWESOME to be laid up in that place. Imagine waking up to find the Death Kitty curled up at your feet.

That'll ruin your day.

/I'd lock my door
 
2010-08-24 03:35:21 PM
I'm having a vision!!!

They all die.
 
2010-08-24 03:37:58 PM
Cagey B: But the cat came back, the very next day.

*Boy Scout snert*

the_rev: IN A WORLD, where everyone wants pussy, ONE CAT stands alone.

In my head, the correct (and deceased, right?) announcer read that flawlessly. Nicely done.
 
2010-08-24 03:39:22 PM
hint: they always die. Always.
 
2010-08-24 03:40:53 PM
Yeah, I saw that episode of House, too.
 
2010-08-24 03:41:02 PM
[donotwant.jpeg]
 
2010-08-24 03:41:34 PM
Crazy story. Theres a lot science has yet to tell us or is able to explain. Once my Uncles dog went crazy, two days later the earthquake happened. Then two years after that he went crazy again and my uncle's colleague died within a week. Last year the dog went crazy and then my uncle had a very bad car crash soon after. Hard to explain, my uncle wants to get rid of the dog!
 
2010-08-24 03:51:24 PM
Yeah, I saw that episode of House, too.
 
2010-08-24 03:51:32 PM
The story in question (new window)

I remember this gettin' thrown around for a while, didn't really impress me that much. As stated previously, it's a nursing home!
 
2010-08-24 03:53:57 PM
It will be a Bucket-list-esque comedy where someone gets visited by the cat, decides he's going to die, and goes out to do all the things he regrets never doing.

He later finds out he just spilled some of his tuna noodle casserole on the rug.
 
2010-08-24 03:55:47 PM
And just what do you think would happen if there was young pussy running around a nursing home?
 
2010-08-24 03:59:25 PM
IndyMBA: Newt: "He mostly comes at night...mostly."
Ripley: "Get away from her, you pussy."
Instead of colonists you have old people wondering around randomly saying "Kill me."


ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-08-24 04:03:59 PM
editorial.sidereel.com

Seen it.
 
2010-08-24 04:05:34 PM
yeah I saw that episode of House too

/anyone say this yet?
 
2010-08-24 04:06:27 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-08-24 04:10:02 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Must be AWESOME to be laid up in that place. Imagine waking up to find the Death Kitty curled up at your feet.

That'll ruin your day.

/I'd lock my door


i.dailymail.co.uk

How to handle Death Kitty
 
2010-08-24 04:18:48 PM
I'm totally down for this movie so long as the cat is voiced by Bill Murray.
 
2010-08-24 04:19:10 PM
im in ur nursin' home watchin u die

www.animalintelligence.org

/hot like a comfy cat's skin temp
 
2010-08-24 04:22:25 PM
Guess this guy needs an agent.

www.treehugger.com
 
2010-08-24 04:26:34 PM
Vash The Stampede: Seen it.

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
 
2010-08-24 04:32:51 PM
Would be cooler with a bear.
 
2010-08-24 04:35:03 PM
Death by pussy.......cat

images.cheezburger.com
 
2010-08-24 04:43:35 PM
Attached to direct.

scrapetv.com

/oh so hot
 
2010-08-24 04:45:22 PM
With the same accuracy, I predict that when I get home, a beer and a steak will be consumed. Perhaps several beers. And I'm gonna watch some House.

Spooooky.
 
2010-08-24 05:13:27 PM
GAT_00: What, they're making a movie out of the House episode?

Came to say this leaving satisfied.
 
2010-08-24 05:28:39 PM
I can haz ur lifeforce?

Doooomcaaat
 
2010-08-24 07:44:15 PM
Serial Killer Cat: The Furry Feline Felon.
 
2010-08-24 07:54:38 PM
FTFA: "...Stephen Lindsey ("Hachi: A Dog's Tale")..."

I got to there and just stopped reading. Freaking white people, I swear...
 
2010-08-24 08:39:01 PM
Lest we forget Fark TV's take on this story (new window)...
 
2010-08-25 10:30:05 AM
pat34us: GAT_00: What, they're making a movie out of the House episode?

Came to say this leaving satisfied.


Yup. Same here. Appreciate the photo too.
 
2010-08-25 10:35:51 AM
Do the victims become catatonic?
 
2010-08-25 12:22:50 PM
That episode of House, I have seen it.

/c-c-c-combo breaker!
 
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