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CruiserTwelve [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 03:31:07 AM
You don't have to shout Subby, she's not blind.
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 04:24:53 AM
What?
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 05:59:38 AM
CruiserTwelve: You don't have to shout Subby, she's not blind.

s11.bdbphotos.com

And neither am I...

/Must be the sign for "Penis goes HERE!"
 
Alphax
2010-08-24 06:30:47 AM
(looks at her movie list) Been a long time since Children of a Lesser God. Haven't seen anything else, as far as I can tell.

Still hot, though.
 
taglius
2010-08-24 06:33:50 AM
gag in the headline gets me every time. I must have a low threshold for humor.
 
Coiled Hot 1
2010-08-24 06:35:05 AM
hawpy boothdai maui.
 
enry
2010-08-24 07:04:02 AM
She was great in West Wing.

/almost makes up for What the Bleep.
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 07:22:33 AM
DjangoStonereaver: And neither am I...

/Must be the sign for "Penis goes HERE!"

She looks great for having spent all that time hiding in an attic.
 
Unhip1
2010-08-24 07:43:08 AM
Happy BIrthday, successful and attractive deaf actress....

I'd totally bang her so hard she'd hear again. She'd definitely be HEARD....
 
BroVinny
2010-08-24 08:27:17 AM
Alphax: (looks at her movie list) Been a long time since Children of a Lesser God. Haven't seen anything else, as far as I can tell.

Still hot, though.

She was great on My Name Is Earl.
 
nbrfwhoooo
2010-08-24 08:36:01 AM
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Primitive Screwhead
2010-08-24 08:43:54 AM
Deaf Star?
 
BreadMK
2010-08-24 08:59:29 AM
BroVinny: Alphax: (looks at her movie list) Been a long time since Children of a Lesser God. Haven't seen anything else, as far as I can tell.

Still hot, though.

She was great on My Name Is Earl.

Seinfeld, too
 
habitual_masticator
2010-08-24 09:02:49 AM
i89.photobucket.com
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 09:21:03 AM
I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.
 
Persnickety
2010-08-24 09:22:01 AM
I tried to get Marlee to come to this thread and talk to her fans but she just wouldn't hear of it.
 
darkscout
2010-08-24 09:22:11 AM
BroVinny: Alphax: (looks at her movie list) Been a long time since Children of a Lesser God. Haven't seen anything else, as far as I can tell.

Still hot, though.

She was great on My Name Is Earl.

I just love that deaf accent of hers.

Cockpunch to the exec that canceled it. The show is genius. 1/2 way through Season 2 DVDs right now.
 
tnpir [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 09:32:43 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Oh COME ON, Marlee, I know you can't hear them but you gotta FEEL those things coming out!
 
Persnickety
2010-08-24 09:33:11 AM
Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

I'm probably going to hell for mentioning this but as rule 34 clearly predicted, you can find such a video right here on this internets thing - or so I've heard.
 
LandOfChocolate
2010-08-24 09:35:18 AM
Bravo subby, another triumph
 
REO-Weedwagon
2010-08-24 10:05:31 AM
Is it really acting if she plays a deaf person?

Kind of like, is this guy really an actor for playing someone with Palin syndrome?
www.performabilities.org
 
JosephFinn
2010-08-24 10:11:12 AM
Mmm....Joey Lucas.
 
revoltingdevelopment
2010-08-24 10:28:38 AM
I'd hit it like the fist of a lesser God.
 
bdub77
2010-08-24 10:29:14 AM
Well she's a little too old now to play Anne Frank, anyway.
 
BroVinny
2010-08-24 10:30:43 AM
bdub77: Well she's a little too old now to play Anne Frank, anyway.

She doesn't have the piloting skills, to boot.
 
RocketRay
2010-08-24 10:32:08 AM
Last month I saw her in the Vons supermarket in Mammoth Lakes. Cruised by her a couple times cause at first I wasn't sure it was her. She's shorter than I expected. She was signing and talking to the guy she was with, who must've been her husband. No kids in sight.

/she was in the meat section
 
PseudoNic [TotalFark]
2010-08-24 10:44:30 AM
darkscout: Cockpunch to the exec that canceled it. The show is genius. 1/2 way through Season 2 DVDs right now.

Yeah, you'll see soon enough why the canceled that show.
 
zabadu
2010-08-24 11:13:49 AM
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gund
2010-08-24 12:24:25 PM
Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

Lets just say you want to do it at least once, but probably no more.
 
IXI Jim IXI
2010-08-24 12:29:16 PM
Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

Just ask a deaf guy.
 
BasqueBastard
2010-08-24 02:11:13 PM
Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

They are.

/at least with me they are.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2010-08-24 02:31:11 PM
She was in that one movie where Anna Paquin spoke all her dialog, right?
 
Jedekai
2010-08-24 02:38:01 PM
Persnickety: Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

I'm probably going to hell for mentioning this but as rule 34 clearly predicted, you can find such a video right here on this internets thing - or so I've heard.

Watching it will make liquids come out of your nose.

/GghhrraaGGHHbbhhhggghh, ooowwwaaaahhhHHHHNNGGHHGGNN!!!!
 
teke184
2010-08-24 02:45:59 PM
BasqueBastard: Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

They are.

/at least with me they are.

I can believe it.

When I was in HS, we used to always have games and meets against the state's School For The Deaf. Those were some surprisingly loud games considering the players and the fans would grunt loudly and constantly stomp the metal bleachers.
 
darkscout
2010-08-24 02:59:13 PM
PseudoNic: Yeah, you'll see soon enough why the canceled that show.

Aww Snap.

How TV execs manage to fark simple stuff up like Heroes and My Name is Earl
 
TiggaBob
2010-08-24 04:24:37 PM
Sybarite: I always kind of wondered if deaf girls are loud during sex.

Good news (if you're into that sort of thing): they are.
Bad news: they sound like dudes.

/saw it on the intertubes once.
 
astonrickenbach
2010-08-24 09:24:05 PM
Came here for the topless pics of MM but came up empty.

Here you go. Obviously NSFW

Link (new window)
 
That coward David Lopan
2010-08-24 09:58:10 PM
Always had a thing for that chick. Something about a girl that's hot, but can't talk back just drives me wild.
 
therecksays
2010-08-24 10:39:48 PM
And here is Garret Morris to wish you a Happy Birthday...
 
MarihuanaMenace
2010-08-24 11:14:09 PM
Happy Birthday to Marlee!

/deaf myself
//yes, deaf girls can be loud
///how do i know? i wear a hearing aid, and have had my way with a few of them in the past
////but, you know what that means? you can let a few farts slip out during sex and she won't know
//slashies
 
mhd
2010-08-25 12:51:25 AM
MarihuanaMenace: ////but, you know what that means? you can let a few farts slip out during sex and she won't know

Not without anosmia.
 
caddisfly
2010-08-25 03:55:39 PM
Coiled Hot 1: hawpy boothdai maui.

Had me crying. Looking forward to drinking beer with you in Hell.
 
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