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(Daily Mail)   Tiger Woods divorce settlement becomes the most expensive 18 holes he's ever played   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2010-08-23 11:38:58 PM  
*golf claps for subby*
 
2010-08-24 12:49:11 AM  
Beautifully done. A well-deserved green, subby.
 
2010-08-24 02:43:21 AM  
I'm thinking about Tiger Woods having sex right now. Ick.
 
2010-08-24 03:36:25 AM  
Win some, lose some. Probably the first time he's had to pay for a round in decades.
 
2010-08-24 03:55:14 AM  
What a moron. His kids will grow up to hate him, all the whores he bang will never compare to his betrayed wife. And no other half decent women in their right mind would ever consider marrying him, even if he was ever to date ever again. The only women left for him now are dirty skanky whores, golddiggers and aborigine women who have never seen a tv, or have any clue what golf is.....

Great job screwing yourself in financially epic proportions. You might as well end your career now by jumping into the porn industry. I heard Fishbourne's kid is looking for some naughty attention.

Paying some whore 6 million to bang you, when you're married to a European supermodel. Epic Moron.
 
2010-08-24 04:12:54 AM  
pvd021: What a moron. His kids will grow up to hate him, all the whores he bang will never compare to his betrayed wife. And no other half decent women in their right mind would ever consider marrying him, even if he was ever to date ever again. The only women left for him now are dirty skanky whores, golddiggers and aborigine women who have never seen a tv, or have any clue what golf is.....

Great job screwing yourself in financially epic proportions. You might as well end your career now by jumping into the porn industry. I heard Fishbourne's kid is looking for some naughty attention.

Paying some whore 6 million to bang you, when you're married to a European supermodel. Epic Moron.


Guy tried mairrage, didn't work, had children, and now can have as much sex as he ever wants and honestly most of the people who are against him probably not want to secretly be him.

He could now spend time becoming the greatest golfer to ever live, and honestly history will probably remember him for that. It's how it has for pretty much every man who has had lots of mistresses. HIstory is compassionate to those who earn power, money, and lots of sex.
 
2010-08-24 04:13:50 AM  
pvd021: Epic Moron.

lol! The guy is still filthy, stinking rich and famous.

And now he's single, too.

Yeah, what an idiot!
 
2010-08-24 04:34:30 AM  
Estimate range from $10,000 to eleventy-billion. Who writes this crap? Make up some big number at the high end and put it in the headline...
 
2010-08-24 06:07:30 AM  
The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?
 
2010-08-24 06:29:21 AM  
Headline - Elin could get 750 million in divorce.

Tigers fortune as listed by the same article 650 million.

Elin accepts as listed by the same article 100 million.

article then states she could get as much as half! 650/2 = 325 million

So in the SAME FARKING ARTICLE there was no less than 3 instances of proof that the headline was created as a not so wise man once said "cuz 750 sounds really big"
 
2010-08-24 07:17:04 AM  
Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?


It's not about sex with skirt-chasers. It's about conquest.
 
2010-08-24 07:19:19 AM  
jso2897: Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?

It's not about sex with skirt-chasers. It's about conquest.


He didn't feel like he could own dat ass.
 
2010-08-24 07:22:57 AM  
Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?


How many times do we have to say it? It doesn't matter how hot a woman is. Some guy somewhere is sick of her crap.
 
2010-08-24 07:35:40 AM  
I for one can attest to the fact that sex with the same person gets a bit boring after a while. Especially when you've sorta lost interest in them, or the shine has come off the ideal situation you once had with them. You know...kids.

I reckon Tiger was distracted, what with all the Ambien and stuff...
 
2010-08-24 07:37:06 AM  
jso2897: Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?

It's not about sex with skirt-chasers. It's about conquest.


It's about self esteem. Overgrown children need constant reassurance about what big, special men they are.
 
2010-08-24 07:45:19 AM  
Well, Tiger's not exactly a "skirt chaser". He's more in the category of guys who walk down the street and have pussy thrown at him every day. Not justifying what he did, but he probably didn't have to look real hard to find women.
 
2010-08-24 07:49:41 AM  
He is such a slimy scumbag. I feel so sorry for Elin and the kids.
 
2010-08-24 08:23:16 AM  
"Fail Tiger Woods divorce settlement becomes the most expensive 18 holes he's ever played"

Have to disagree. It's the most expensive 18 hoes he's ever played.
 
2010-08-24 08:32:28 AM  
To the guys who keep saying "but he had a hot wife blah blah..."

Dude, have you ever had a long term girlfriend or wife? Ever get fed up with them and wish just for a moment that you could have a go with someone else, just to get the passion back?

No?

Well perhaps the situation might have been different if you'd had tons of strippers/porn stars/young debutantes throwing pussy your way

Not condoning Tiger's behavior, just saying that just because he had a hot wife didn't mean all his problems in life were solved
 
2010-08-24 08:43:34 AM  
"Golden Pussy syndrome"
 
2010-08-24 09:10:03 AM  
Losing 720 million bucks over pussy is a lot of fail.

Plus he farked over his kids.

This loser just for that should be beaten with a hammer.
 
2010-08-24 09:11:54 AM  
And now she's the money leader on the LPGA tour without swinging a club.
 
2010-08-24 09:30:32 AM  
MysticSavage: And now she's the money leader on the LPGA tour without swinging a club.

Of course she did. She swung a nine iron. Repeatedly. OK, so it wasn't on a golf course, but swing she did.
 
2010-08-24 09:51:48 AM  
Headline: Tiger Woods divorce is finalised and could cost him up to $750 million

Article: The Swedish former model and children's nanny is understood to have been paid more than $100 million

Do journalists even try anymore? Then again, it is the Daily Fail ...
 
2010-08-24 10:21:31 AM  
I normally cringe when I see somebody divorce and the wife makes off with the guy's stuff, but in this case, good for her.
 
2010-08-24 10:29:28 AM  
poisonedpawn78: Headline - Elin could get 750 million in divorce.

Tigers fortune as listed by the same article 650 million.

Elin accepts as listed by the same article 100 million.

article then states she could get as much as half! 650/2 = 325 million

So in the SAME FARKING ARTICLE there was no less than 3 instances of proof that the headline was created as a not so wise man once said "cuz 750 sounds really big"


The problem is they mixed pounds and dollars. 1 dollar = 0.64 pounds.

That being said..

750 million is in dollars (what she could have gone for)

100 million dollars is what she accepted

The total fortune at 650 million is in pounds

Then it states she could have pushed for as much as half (as opposed for the 100 million dollars she settled for. Half of 650 pounds = 325 million pounds = 507 million dollars.. so the 750 million number they pulled out of their wankers but that's where the number is coming from.

/Why yes, I am bored. Why do you ask?
 
2010-08-24 10:41:41 AM  
Bravo, subby.
 
2010-08-24 10:45:53 AM  
pvd021: What a moron. His kids will grow up to hate him, all the whores he bang will never compare to his betrayed wife. And no other half decent women in their right mind would ever consider marrying him, even if he was ever to date ever again. The only women left for him now are dirty skanky whores, golddiggers and aborigine women who have never seen a tv, or have any clue what golf is.....

Great job screwing yourself in financially epic proportions. You might as well end your career now by jumping into the porn industry. I heard Fishbourne's kid is looking for some naughty attention.

Paying some whore 6 million to bang you, when you're married to a European supermodel. Epic Moron.


Newsflash: European supermodels have stinky shiat too. Another thing, I'd marry his farking billionaire ass in a heartbeat. Then I'd bide my time and take my half and get the fark out. The only thing he farked up is staying single. It's hard to tell from your post if your a disappointed fan or some moralistic twat. I tossed a couple extra farks in there in case it's morals that has you bent.

/Since I'm a guy I'd guess my chance at half his shiat aint happening.
//I'll bet if he ever marries again there will be an "Ironclad Massey Pre-Nup" in place.
 
2010-08-24 11:54:04 AM  
softshoes Quote 2010-08-24 10:45:53 AM
pvd021: What a moron. His kids will grow up to hate him, all the whores he bang will never compare to his betrayed wife. And no other half decent women in their right mind would ever consider marrying him, even if he was ever to date ever again. The only women left for him now are dirty skanky whores, golddiggers and aborigine women who have never seen a tv, or have any clue what golf is.....

Great job screwing yourself in financially epic proportions. You might as well end your career now by jumping into the porn industry. I heard Fishbourne's kid is looking for some naughty attention.

Paying some whore 6 million to bang you, when you're married to a European supermodel. Epic Moron.

Newsflash: European supermodels have stinky shiat too. Another thing, I'd marry his farking billionaire ass in a heartbeat. Then I'd bide my time and take my half and get the fark out. The only thing he farked up is staying single. It's hard to tell from your post if your a disappointed fan or some moralistic twat. I tossed a couple extra farks in there in case it's morals that has you bent.

/Since I'm a guy I'd guess my chance at half his shiat aint happening.
//I'll bet if he ever marries again there will be an "Ironclad Massey Pre-Nup" in place.


You must be a gay male gold digging whore and proud of it..... No wait, you're gay for pay, but your golddigging knows no gender. Am I right?
 
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2010-08-24 12:37:48 PM  
Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

She was a model for a bit and she is quite easy on the eyes, but his (ex) wife was not a SUPERMODEL ala Gisele Bündchen or Heidi Klum or that level.
 
2010-08-24 03:01:12 PM  
tchau: He could now spend time becoming the greatest golfer to ever live, and honestly history will probably remember him for that. It's how it has for pretty much every man who has had lots of mistresses. HIstory is compassionate to those who earn power, money, and lots of sex.

It depends on the person.

Charlie Chaplin is known as a great comedian, not that creepy old man who married dumped women when they were 15 and dumped them on the side of the road once they hit the ~25 year old range.

Wilt Chamberlain is known as a great basketball player, but he is also known as that guy who bagged 20,000 women.

Woody Allen is known as a skeezy old man who married his daughter.
 
2010-08-24 03:44:53 PM  
Hey, jackoffs.

My wife is 8 weeks pregnant. She's looking a little worse for the wear and I can't get it up for her.

Yeah, I'm a jerk. But I also don't have 100 million - 750 million to walk around and bang whores.

So, fark you, I'm jealous of him. So be it.
 
2010-08-24 04:15:12 PM  
OMG SHE COULD GET 43343535490333322222222222222222939399384741 HUNDRED THOUSAND PENNIES!
 
2010-08-24 04:22:16 PM  
Brentmeister General: Hey, jackoffs.

My wife is 8 weeks pregnant. She's looking a little worse for the wear and I can't get it up for her.

Yeah, I'm a jerk. But I also don't have 100 million - 750 million to walk around and bang whores.

So, fark you, I'm jealous of him. So be it.


8 weeks isn't that long. You probably had trouble getting it up in the first place.
 
2010-08-24 05:13:43 PM  
A huge hunk of change and custody can keep you from going on Oprah.

Unless Oprah takes a small country out of petty cash and the Norwegian government keeps him from seeing the kids.
 
2010-08-24 07:14:56 PM  
Oh Tiger you are soooo funny these days!

never change man.
 
2010-08-24 08:54:06 PM  
Who cares?

I want her phone number.
 
2010-08-24 09:25:41 PM  
pvd021: What a moron. His kids will grow up to hate him, all the whores he bang will never compare to his betrayed wife. And no other half decent women in their right mind would ever consider marrying him, even if he was ever to date ever again. The only women left for him now are dirty skanky whores, golddiggers and aborigine women who have never seen a tv, or have any clue what golf is.....

Great job screwing yourself in financially epic proportions. You might as well end your career now by jumping into the porn industry. I heard Fishbourne's kid is looking for some naughty attention.

Paying some whore 6 million to bang you, when you're married to a European supermodel. Epic Moron.


Pretty sure his wife was a gold digger to begin with. Why do you think she hung around the PGA tour anyway? I'm sure she just loves babysitting the kids of multi millionaires and wasn't doing it at all to meet available multi millionaires.

Guess we'll find out. If she starts doing it again, perhaps she did actually like it, but I'm pretty sure we won't see her anywhere near a golf course ever again.
 
2010-08-24 09:30:28 PM  
Elin's twin sister is a super hot lawyer.
 
2010-08-24 10:50:33 PM  
jso2897: Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?

It's not about sex with skirt-chasers. It's about conquest.


Conquest? What conquest? What's so victorious about banging whores?
 
2010-08-24 11:35:39 PM  
browneye: jso2897: Unhip1: The saddest part is...he actually preferred sex with the token whores he paid to sex with A SUPERMODEL WIFE?

Was she like, motionless in bed? Just a baby wagon? A trophy wife?
Was she not moaning enough? Didn't swallow? What gives?

It's not about sex with skirt-chasers. It's about conquest.

Conquest? What conquest? What's so victorious about banging whores?


Maybe the chase? The appeal of not having something one day and then having a chance of getting it.

When you have billions of anything, money, ladies, men, whatever..you still want more. A majority want more, there's people who have control, and of course there's the hindsight 20/20 issue of saying one wouldn't do it. If I were in his posistion, I honestly can't say it would be different for me then...now I can because I see the shiathole it created.
 
2010-08-24 11:53:58 PM  
lo quilty: He is such a slimy scumbag. I feel so sorry for Elin and the kids.

Right. Because she would've married him if he wasn't a famous golfer and those poor children!

How will they ever manage to grow up rich and sane now!?
 
2010-08-25 11:27:35 AM  
pvd021: softshoes Quote 2010-08-24 10:45:53 AM
pvd021: What a moron. His kids will grow up to hate him, all the whores he bang will never compare to his betrayed wife. And no other half decent women in their right mind would ever consider marrying him, even if he was ever to date ever again. The only women left for him now are dirty skanky whores, golddiggers and aborigine women who have never seen a tv, or have any clue what golf is.....

Great job screwing yourself in financially epic proportions. You might as well end your career now by jumping into the porn industry. I heard Fishbourne's kid is looking for some naughty attention.

Paying some whore 6 million to bang you, when you're married to a European supermodel. Epic Moron.

Newsflash: European supermodels have stinky shiat too. Another thing, I'd marry his farking billionaire ass in a heartbeat. Then I'd bide my time and take my half and get the fark out. The only thing he farked up is staying single. It's hard to tell from your post if your a disappointed fan or some moralistic twat. I tossed a couple extra farks in there in case it's morals that has you bent.

/Since I'm a guy I'd guess my chance at half his shiat aint happening.
//I'll bet if he ever marries again there will be an "Ironclad Massey Pre-Nup" in place.

You must be a gay male gold digging whore and proud of it..... No wait, you're gay for pay, but your golddigging knows no gender. Am I right?


I'm not gay but I can be bought. For a 1/2 of Woods money I'd blow you on the 18th during the final round of the Masters. Then I'd worry about what anyone thought about it while I spent the money.

/You probably have a price too, I wouldn't expect you to own up to it though.
 
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