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2010-08-23 05:47:11 PM  

Leeds: Again, this has to be a mistake.

Tonya is a normal name. "Tonia" is the same name but spelled wrong by parents who have a very, very, very dark tan.

How is it then that the person hotlinked below is called Tonia?

Does the neck tattoo somehow allow her name to magically cross ethnic boundaries?

// Not entirely kidding.


It's poor people, not black people.
 
2010-08-23 05:47:53 PM  

skullkrusher: busboy207: Hey, do any of them have Facebook pages?

Yep - the happy duo are friends on Facebook too (new window)


update: all 3 are friends on Facebook.
Facebook is fun
 
2010-08-23 05:50:53 PM  

leftteffticle: maaaaaaaaaan people love to fark in parks in madison. you'd think we had no cheap hotels or dark alleys here.


Having done my girlfriend in both parks and dark alleys in Madison, I just wish to say that I rule. That is all.

/was years ago
//havent' seen poon in ages
///fml
 
2010-08-23 05:51:52 PM  
This far in and no one has mentioned that dude is 23, girlfriend is 30, and the one he was farking is 32?

/You people are slippin'
 
2010-08-23 05:52:18 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: technicolor-misfit: encountered a redneck named Rhebekah just last night

Hmm. Needs more 'h'. And maybe another 'k' or two.


Two is probably about right.
 
2010-08-23 05:52:56 PM  
"had actually looked at the couple with binoculars"

Friggin' pervert. Whack your pud and move on to the little girls window you were peeping in to begin with.

Ya know. Society would be better off if people minded their own business. Unless she's screaming rape, or some other obvious sign of a crime, move on and shut up.

I was dog farking this woman outside a bar in San Fransisco when I was much younger. Some one came around the corner, we both waved, and they moved on.

Simple.
 
2010-08-23 05:54:19 PM  

chopit: leftteffticle: maaaaaaaaaan people love to fark in parks in madison. you'd think we had no cheap hotels or dark alleys here.

Having done my girlfriend in both parks and dark alleys in Madison, I just wish to say that I rule. That is all.

/was years ago
//havent' seen poon in ages
///fml


i'm well educated on the merits of various cheap hotels in madison thanks to my daily rides on the buses. i'm pretty sure they must form a collective of shiatty by-the-hour hotels and pay this one dude commission the way he shills for various places.
 
2010-08-23 05:54:41 PM  

MightyPez: Well?


There were way too many posts before this obvious one came along. Fark is slow to react today.
 
2010-08-23 06:08:25 PM  

skullkrusher: busboy207: Hey, do any of them have Facebook pages?

Yep - the happy duo are friends on Facebook too (new window)


tee hee, my bold:

Anthony Hinrichs likes:

Other
Mafia Wars
"Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!
A Relationship Should Be Between Two People Not The Whole World!
I wasn't grumpy until you accused me of being grumpy. now i'm just pissed.
Mafia Wars Tornado Add - Get 501 New Invitation In Second
Facebook Directory: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
2010-08-23 06:08:32 PM  
K-rock?
 
2010-08-23 06:08:55 PM  
I just moved to Madison a week ago. I think I'm going to like it here.
 
2010-08-23 06:09:50 PM  
sorry
J-rock?
 
2010-08-23 06:12:05 PM  

Jubeebee: obzerver: This is the girl he was f*cking:

She'd probably clean up decently. Compared to his girlfriend upthread, I can't say I blame him, although the choice of venue is questionable.


Yeah, that.
 
2010-08-23 06:12:38 PM  
"sweating profusely and covered with grass and dirt"

/fap
 
drp
2010-08-23 06:14:14 PM  

skullkrusher: busboy207: Hey, do any of them have Facebook pages?

Yep - the happy duo are friends on Facebook too (new window)


From his Facebook page ... Anthony Hinrichs likes: "A Relationship Should Be Between Two People Not The Whole World!"

Classic.
 
2010-08-23 06:14:40 PM  

uncletogie: unicornrider: 10-1 drugs are involved, they have to be.....

People don't loose their inhibitions like that without help....

Speak for yourself.

While it wasn't sex {'til later that night} I was quite happy to roll around in the grass in front of Rock Island here in S.A. with a chick that didn't mind either. Both perfectly sober.

I wasn't sure what amused me more... that the staff didn't say anything, or that we ended up with a small cheering section.


Seeing your photo made me think of one thing...
adsoftheworld.com
 
2010-08-23 06:14:41 PM  

TedNigma: I was dog farking this woman outside a bar in San Fransisco when I was much younger. Some one came around the corner, we both waved, and they moved on.


Yeah but you were in Sodomarriage Central. They were probably just happy to see straight people for once.

/I keed
 
2010-08-23 06:25:22 PM  
"It's a Free Country", my bobbing ass. I hereby call on congress to proclaim August 22nd National Fornicate in Public Day - exactly what this country needs to get it out of its current lame-ass state.
 
2010-08-23 06:27:20 PM  

trippdogg: "It's a Free Country", my bobbing ass. I hereby call on congress to proclaim August 22nd National Fornicate in Public Day - exactly what this country needs to get it out of its current lame-ass state.


You might want to consider the demographics of the country before you go around advocating this...
 
2010-08-23 06:35:04 PM  
I know I just read this story on fark about a week ago.

repeats on MY fark frontpage?? - they're more likely than you think.
 
2010-08-23 06:35:17 PM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

SnakeLee: Well, here is his girlfriend so I don't really blame him


Aw come on. You know in a pinch, you'd let her lip whip your glad handle.
 
2010-08-23 06:37:35 PM  
 
2010-08-23 06:38:56 PM  

pervvywanker: SnakeLee: Well, here is his girlfriend so I don't really blame him

Aw come on. You know in a pinch, you'd let her lip whip your glad handle.


Beauty is only a light switch away...or so my drunk buddies have told me.

Yeah, that's the ticket
 
2010-08-23 06:40:37 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: pervvywanker: SnakeLee: Well, here is his girlfriend so I don't really blame him

Aw come on. You know in a pinch, you'd let her lip whip your glad handle.

Beauty is only a light switch away...or so my drunk buddies have told me.

Yeah, that's the ticket


I don't think you'd even need to turn off the lights with her. Pretty sure her body mass would just block them all out.
 
2010-08-23 06:42:32 PM  
mycatisposter - very nice!
 
2010-08-23 06:44:11 PM  

pervvywanker: SnakeLee: Well, here is his girlfriend so I don't really blame him

Aw come on. You know in a pinch, you'd let her lip whip your glad handle.


Not a chance.
 
2010-08-23 06:46:31 PM  
I especially enjoyed how the story included the phrase "Arriving simultaneously".

/giggity!
 
2010-08-23 06:55:15 PM  

abfalter: Leeds: Rapmaster2000: I think the word you're looking for is "socioeconomic". It explains all child names.

The "can't read good" crowd? I makes as much sense as anything I suppose.

It seems a shame to handicap your snowflake in that way though. The Max Powers'es of the world will always have an easier time than those named Syphaylis or Tonia.


I think it was Lewis Black who observed (and I paraphrase):

"Three kids named Tom, David and Bill can beat up three kids named Dylan, Bryce and Colby on the playground any day."


George Carlin (new window)

/Fark Tucker
//Tucker sucks!
 
2010-08-23 06:59:02 PM  

Sedatedbylife: At least you knew where you stood.


oh, absolutely. We knew what it was. I also used to tell her I loved her in Russian (she's Russian). She knew I didn't mean it but I liked to say it and she liked to hear it. Hard to describe but it was another one of our "things".
 
2010-08-23 07:04:09 PM  
'Tonia' is a well-known nickname for Antonia, which is actually a very classy name. Too bad she couldn't live up to it.
 
2010-08-23 07:08:24 PM  

obzerver: This is the girl he was f*cking:


Hey, upgrade!
 
2010-08-23 07:12:36 PM  

technicolor-misfit:

/encountered a redneck named Rhebekah just last night


I hate that alternate spelling crap. Really annoys me. Worst one is substituting "Y" for "I" in common names. You are not being trendy or cool, your just making yourself look illiterate, and dragging your kids into it too.
 
2010-08-23 07:13:06 PM  
Eugenics is bad, mmmkay.
 
2010-08-23 07:15:59 PM  

amaranthe: 'Tonia' is a well-known nickname for Antonia, which is actually a very classy name. Too bad she couldn't live up to it.


XIIIth!
 
2010-08-23 07:19:35 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: I hate that alternate spelling crap. Really annoys me. Worst one is substituting "Y" for "I" in common names. You are not being trendy or cool, your just making yourself look illiterate, and dragging your kids into it too.


This. If you're going to be creative with a name, be creative. Don't just fark up the spelling. Then it's both annoying for everyone without actually providing anything interesting to say.
 
2010-08-23 07:29:03 PM  
Today, i was coming home from working a dbl shift @ Coldstone and saw my bf donkling some bony skank in the park where i have picnics eat chips. FML
 
2010-08-23 07:30:51 PM  

strapp3r: dbl shift @ Coldstone


How YOU doin'?

/not really
 
2010-08-23 07:46:42 PM  
"Arriving simultaneously with cops.."

Nice! Three-way simultaneous orgasm! and with a high degree of difficulty! That's at least a 9.5...
 
2010-08-23 07:49:13 PM  
He was f*cking Amanda f*cking Palmer?

/the resemblance is uncanny, right?
//... right?
 
2010-08-23 07:52:51 PM  

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: The night the Marine ex-boyfriend of the girl I was seeing tried getting in my front door at 4am I called the cops. When they arrived I told her to get dressed and to come downstairs to talk to them. When she asked about him she said he was her ex. When they asked (about me) "And so this is your current boyfriend?" she responded, well he's the guy I've been farking".

/ya, I know cool story, bro
//this headline just reminded me of that


at least you knew she was semi coherent
 
2010-08-23 07:54:53 PM  

obzerver: This is the girl he was f*cking:


How did he get a lesbian to fark him?
 
2010-08-23 07:55:50 PM  
The night the Marine ex-boyfriend of the girl I was seeing tried getting in my front door at 4am I called the cops. When they arrived I told her to get dressed and to come downstairs to talk to them.

but she couldn't because i had farked her legs off.


/ya, I know cool story, bro
//this headline just reminded me of that
 
2010-08-23 07:56:17 PM  

obzerver: This is the girl he was f*cking:

i.cdn.turner.com

Big improvement over the GF.
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

/agrees
//gotta be more to the story?
 
2010-08-23 07:59:54 PM  

pope183: The night the Marine ex-boyfriend of the girl I was seeing tried getting in my front door at 4am I called the cops. When they arrived I told her to get dressed and to come downstairs to talk to them.

but she couldn't because i had farked her legs off.


/ya, I know cool story, bro
//this headline just reminded me of that


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2010-08-23 08:02:28 PM  

wambu: obzerver: This is the girl he was f*cking:

Big improvement over the GF.

/agrees
//gotta be more to the story?


yea, story is a stub

i have to say "the girl he was farking" girl is not bad looking in a introverted sort-of-crazy girl and probably cleans up well
 
2010-08-23 08:12:22 PM  

jeanwearinfool: uncletogie: unicornrider: 10-1 drugs are involved, they have to be.....

People don't loose their inhibitions like that without help....

Speak for yourself.

While it wasn't sex {'til later that night} I was quite happy to roll around in the grass in front of Rock Island here in S.A. with a chick that didn't mind either. Both perfectly sober.

I wasn't sure what amused me more... that the staff didn't say anything, or that we ended up with a small cheering section.

Seeing your photo made me think of one thing...


I made it back, didn't I? But seriously, if you don't believe that it works, come on by and I'll SHOW you. All it needs to work is the heart and blood of a sacrifice  uh...   your immortal soul ... Howzabout a few twinkies, a rabid weasel, and gallon of gas. Interested in a demo? Hell, I'll even provide the weasel.
 
2010-08-23 08:13:53 PM  
"Big improvement over the GF."

Until the things with the sharp edges come out and she announces that "SHE IS THE GF!"
 
2010-08-23 08:53:12 PM  
My sibling lives a couple of blocks from the lady in question and the park. A check of the Wisconsin court records shows they have a complicated history. They shared an address a few years ago, and she has sued the guys BROTHER for child support.
 
2010-08-23 09:08:31 PM  

abb3w: FTA: When he arrived with two colleagues, EMT Troy Donkle told cops that he "had actually looked at the couple with binoculars" while they were consorting, "because he could not believe what he was seeing."

Go tell that one to an electric monk.


Even the electric monk may have trouble believing that one.

/ nothing's obscure on FARK
 
2010-08-23 09:13:07 PM  

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: The night the Marine ex-boyfriend of the girl I was seeing tried getting in my front door at 4am I called the cops. When they arrived I told her to get dressed and to come downstairs to talk to them. When she asked about him she said he was her ex. When they asked (about me) "And so this is your current boyfriend?" she responded, well he's the guy I've been farking".

/ya, I know cool story, bro
//this headline just reminded me of that



Her name wasn't Misty was it? I've got a very similar story (except involving military police), and that was her name. Nothing but trouble. Fun, fun trouble.
 
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