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(WTOP)   You loan your friend $2k to buy a car and they don't pay you back. Do you A) Write it off B) Take them to court C) Saw the car in half and leave it in your yard   (wtop.com) divider line 59
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2010-08-22 04:09:28 AM
That afternoon, his buddies came over with four big monster trucks and smashed the Saturn. One truck had 42-inch Super Swampers, he said.

They flipped the Saturn on its roof.

A few passers-by stopped.

"We're just country boys having fun," Reeder told them.


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2010-08-22 04:25:24 AM
That is a very interesting take on the concept of "half".

Inaccurate, but interesting ;)
 
2010-08-22 04:29:06 AM
I think we all know the answer to this:

D: You take them to Judge Judy.

Never co-sign a loan.
 
2010-08-22 05:09:54 AM
2k for something the people involved sound like they enjoyed for several hours is cheaper than good seats and a hotel for football bonus they get to make a point. A strange point but no one was hurt and beer sales remain strong in the area.
 
2010-08-22 09:08:34 AM
There is nothing constitutionally wrong with this...
 
2010-08-22 09:09:51 AM
I was following right along with a smile on my face until the end of the article...

The car is still lying upside-down in his front yard, an American flag jammed into its exhaust pipe.

Now I may be a liberal city-dwelling agnostic, but it's my understanding that there are some things one just doesn't do to the flag in the name of "a good time". That ain't right.
 
2010-08-22 09:10:05 AM
From experience...

If you don't want to sour or lose a friendship, never loan out money to your friends.

It kinda pisses you off when they mention that they've just bought something or been on holiday without making any attempt to give back the loan, not matter how small the amount. Just don't do it.

It's so obvious, really.
 
2010-08-22 09:13:28 AM
I'm sure he will get paid back MUCH quicker now.

/don't loan money to anyone you whose legs you are unwilling to break.
 
2010-08-22 09:18:20 AM
Maddogjew: I'm sure he will get paid back MUCH quicker now.

/don't loan money to anyone you whose legs you are unwilling to break.


Looks like he tried to get the money back, decided the person was a deadbeat, and wrote it off. He had the title, the car is his. No different than the bank loaning money, holding on to the title, and repossessing when the person defaults....he just decided not to re-sell the car.
 
2010-08-22 09:20:38 AM
I would have slashed the tires, poured water in the gas tank, and shoved a potato in the tailpipe. But that's just me.
 
2010-08-22 09:28:16 AM
Instead of trying to sell it to get some money back (they have the title), let's chop it up and leave it all over my front lawn. Then spray-paint 666 on it. Makes perfect sense. That'll learn her.
 
2010-08-22 09:28:22 AM
My own personal guideline for "loaning" anything is only loan what you are prepared to never get back.

/Helps lessen hurt feelings.
 
2010-08-22 09:30:18 AM
black_knight: I would have slashed the tires, poured water in the gas tank, and shoved a potato in the tailpipe. But that's just me.

Watched any crappy movies with angry teenagers lately?

Seriously, Can I send this guy $10 for a video of this carnage?
 
2010-08-22 09:33:34 AM
I would have D) cut the deadbeat in half.

/ I'm an internet tough guy
 
2010-08-22 09:36:29 AM
So where's this on the scale of evil? I mean, killing people is one thing, but destroying a CAR!? Won't someone think of the sprawl!?
 
2010-08-22 09:38:08 AM
I don't see where the img1.fark.net comes in. He was smart enough to keep the title when he doled out the loan to his friend. Obviously when she didn't pay it back, he was within his rights to repossess the car and do whatever he wanted to do with it. If I had to repossess a car that was worth less than $2000 dollars and money to burn, I'd have fun wrecking it too on my front lawn.
 
2010-08-22 09:39:54 AM
I would have given the HERO tag for this one.

/he wouldn't have been able to get 200 bucks for that pos anyway
 
2010-08-22 09:42:35 AM
DarkSoulNoHope: I don't see where the comes in. He was smart enough to keep the title when he doled out the loan to his friend. Obviously when she didn't pay it back, he was within his rights to repossess the car and do whatever he wanted to do with it. If I had to repossess a car that was worth less than $2000 dollars and money to burn, I'd have fun wrecking it too on my front lawn.

Indeed he had every right to repossess the collateral. And indeed it's his decision to destroy it. Not what I'd have done though, if it were worth anything at all I'd have tried to sell or auction it or something. Also depending on state laws, he may actually still owe any deficiency between what it sells for and what was loaned. Also depends on whether or not there was any sort of a contract involved of course.
 
2010-08-22 09:51:49 AM
C. but only because it would feel sooooo much better than 2k ever would.
 
2010-08-22 09:57:42 AM
Subby lost his way to the 'Hero' tag.
 
2010-08-22 09:57:57 AM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I would have given the HERO tag for this one.

/he wouldn't have been able to get 200 bucks for that pos anyway


What?? A 98 Saturn wagon is big pimpin.
 
2010-08-22 10:01:49 AM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I would have given the HERO tag for this one.

/he wouldn't have been able to get 200 bucks for that pos anyway


Junkyards here pay that much for just about any vehicle. Recently sold an 85 S-10 blazer for $250 at the scrap yard.
 
2010-08-22 10:29:29 AM
My dad was always a soft touch when friends had tough times and loaned many of them a good deal of money. However, when he hit hard times, he repeatedly got stiffed by these deadbeats. He did get a collection company on one guy, since it was a large amount of money, only to have the guy call him up late one night, cuss him out and tell him he was never, ever going to get his money.

After Dad died, not a one of these guys stepped up to help out my mother by paying back the money they borrowed. Mom did slap a lien on one guy's house and car, I think it was the guy I mentioned above. It took years, but she finally got the money.

I ought to email her this article.
 
2010-08-22 10:29:30 AM
How the fark do you split a car? With a farkin' chainsaw?
 
2010-08-22 10:31:33 AM
How the fark do you split a car? With a farkin' chainsaw?

A Sawsall does the job nicely. It also cuts up a sofa bed with ease.
 
2010-08-22 10:41:09 AM
belhade

One of us pays the other for half
 
2010-08-22 10:41:55 AM
Dumbass tag is awfully high brow of the subby. I would have given a Hero tag or something more appropriate.
 
2010-08-22 10:42:00 AM
...or would that like, make too much sense and be way too easy?
 
2010-08-22 10:48:19 AM
"It ain't no joke, if you don't pay that note"
 
2010-08-22 11:02:31 AM
Yeeee haw I bet they had a rockin' redneck time!

/and "country boys" wonder why they're stereotyped.
 
2010-08-22 11:12:37 AM
Frednecks.
 
2010-08-22 11:22:49 AM
"That afternoon, his buddies came over with four big monster trucks and smashed the Saturn. One truck had 42-inch Super Swampers, he said."

Video or it didn't happen
 
2010-08-22 11:30:10 AM
Aulus: My dad was always a soft touch when friends had tough times and loaned many of them a good deal of money. However, when he hit hard times, he repeatedly got stiffed by these deadbeats. He did get a collection company on one guy, since it was a large amount of money, only to have the guy call him up late one night, cuss him out and tell him he was never, ever going to get his money.

After Dad died, not a one of these guys stepped up to help out my mother by paying back the money they borrowed. Mom did slap a lien on one guy's house and car, I think it was the guy I mentioned above. It took years, but she finally got the money.

I ought to email her this article.


That's why I have a personal rule of never loaning money... Unless if I had mob connections, I'd never get it back.

/ I wouldn't borrow any either. It poisons the friendship. Seriously, even if I over gambled and owed gobs of cash to brokers of ill repute and itchy trigger fingers.
 
2010-08-22 11:34:39 AM
belhade: How the fark do you split a car? With a farkin' chainsaw?

That would be dangerous... I've seen some peeople use angle grinders (which is farking stupid.) The better method is with an Oxygen/Acetylene torch or a Plasma cutter.
 
2010-08-22 11:35:06 AM
Gwynplaine: My own personal guideline for "loaning" anything is only loan what you are prepared to never get back.

THIS.

Friends are the worst credit risk. And loaning them money (with the expectation of being paid back) is one of the quickest ways to turn them into ex-friends.
 
2010-08-22 11:43:53 AM
"We went through $40 in saw blades, but it's better than going to jail."


I wish I had neighbors like this. They never run out of beer, can always think of a reason to have a cookout and are handy when your car gets stuck in the snow.

Sigh. My current neighbors think cars should sound like lawnmowers and their pants hang down under their butts.
 
2010-08-22 11:45:26 AM
If you want to get rid of a "friend" you don't like, loan him twenty bucks. It's worth the twenty bucks never to see that scumbag again.

www.smh.com.au
 
2010-08-22 11:59:26 AM
belhade: If you want to get rid of a "friend" you don't like, loan him twenty bucks. It's worth the twenty bucks never to see that scumbag again.

LOL!
 
2010-08-22 12:11:16 PM
He took his own car home, and destroyed it, leaving the wreckage on his own front lawn. What was he trying to prove again?
 
2010-08-22 12:29:28 PM
CrispFlows: belhade: If you want to get rid of a "friend" you don't like, loan him twenty bucks. It's worth the twenty bucks never to see that scumbag again.

LOL!


I don't remember the exact line from the movie, but that was the gist of it.
 
2010-08-22 12:51:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Reynolds_(American_football)
Seriously.
 
2010-08-22 12:53:04 PM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I would have given the HERO tag for this one.

/he wouldn't have been able to get 200 bucks for that pos anyway


A Saturn wagon? Really? I can tell you don't hang out on the Grassroots Motorsports forum.
 
2010-08-22 12:55:08 PM
I would have removed the hood and and cut a huge sunroof into the top of the car. Then signed the title over to her.
 
2010-08-22 12:55:58 PM
GungFu: From experience...

If you don't want to sour or lose a friendship, never loan out money to your friends.

It kinda pisses you off when they mention that they've just bought something or been on holiday without making any attempt to give back the loan, not matter how small the amount. Just don't do it.

It's so obvious, really.


I've loaned money to friends... but never an amount I needed back. I don't "loan" money out I'm not outright able and willing to give.

"I would never come to you for this..."
"Hey, how much do you need? I got you."
"I swear I'll pay you back, homie..."
"Don't worry about it. If you can pay me back, cool. If you can't, I'm just happy to help out."
 
2010-08-22 12:58:11 PM
Hey subby, "loan" is a noun. "Lend" is a verb.
 
2010-08-22 01:30:39 PM
CrispFlows: belhade: How the fark do you split a car? With a farkin' chainsaw?

That would be dangerous... I've seen some peeople use angle grinders (which is farking stupid.) The better method is with an Oxygen/Acetylene torch or a Plasma cutter.


Sawzall works too, with some metal cutting blades. Big flat pieces of metal can get noisy though.

/or so I've heard.
 
2010-08-22 01:37:11 PM
I see nothing wrong with this at all. What's the "dumbass" tag for?
 
2010-08-22 02:22:25 PM
itdood: Instead of trying to sell it to get some money back (they have the title), let's chop it up and leave it all over my front lawn. Then spray-paint 666 on it. Makes perfect sense. That'll learn her.

He painted 420 on the other door. I have a feeling that may have something to do with his decision making abilities.
 
2010-08-22 02:26:27 PM
itdood: Instead of trying to sell it to get some money back (they have the title), let's chop it up and leave it all over my front lawn. Then spray-paint 666 on it. Makes perfect sense. That'll learn her.

I dunno, the picture made it look like 999 to me. Maybe he just really likes the number 9.
 
2010-08-22 02:49:47 PM
MrFi5ter: Hey subby, and all you other dorks, "loan" is a noun. "Lend" is a verb.
 
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