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(My Fox Los Angeles)   Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I rob some banks, I go to the lavatory. On Friday I'm arrested, and charged with a felony   ( myfoxla.com) divider line
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2010-08-22 01:10:30 AM  
".....and charged with a fel-o-ny."
www.owczarek.com.pl
 
2010-08-22 02:13:09 AM  
LOL, maybe I am too tired, but this deserves a greenlight.
 
2010-08-22 08:30:20 AM  
Well, if he puts on women's clothing, the other inmates will love him even more!
 
2010-08-22 08:43:45 AM  
Subby was robbed.
 
2010-08-22 09:51:21 AM  
Leaping from branch to branch, the Chase, the Citibank, the mighty Bank of America!
 
2010-08-22 09:56:36 AM  
And a reprieve. Thank you, admins!

/not subby
 
2010-08-22 10:16:32 AM  
Masterful, subby.

May your vote tally grow like the giant redwood!

+1
 
2010-08-22 11:10:45 AM  
Just like dear mama?
 
2010-08-22 12:09:51 PM  
Fantastic headline, subby. Thanks for the chuckle.
 
2010-08-22 12:12:38 PM  
Dammit Subby, you had me sing that song to the annoyance of everyone in earshot.

/ Great headline. I had to try it your way. :D
 
2010-08-22 12:13:15 PM  
I think it might be better without the 'a' before felony

/pedant
 
2010-08-22 12:13:35 PM  
Morning guys!

Love the headline! Is that from something?

I wonder why bank robbery doesn't pay more. It seems like people don't get rich enough from a heist to retire to the Caymans forever.

And flannel in the LA summer? Loco, man! :-p
 
2010-08-22 12:14:09 PM  
Bravo, Subby. I both chortled and guffawed.

/One free Internets for you!
 
2010-08-22 12:14:10 PM  
Great headline.

/I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
 
2010-08-22 12:16:05 PM  
Ok subby... you made that work.

Bravo.
 
2010-08-22 12:16:09 PM  
www.trilobite.org
 
2010-08-22 12:17:25 PM  
[citzenkaneclap.gif]
 
2010-08-22 12:17:42 PM  

lo quilty: Morning guys!

Love the headline! Is that from something?

I wonder why bank robbery doesn't pay more. It seems like people don't get rich enough from a heist to retire to the Caymans forever.

And flannel in the LA summer? Loco, man! :-p


You'd think he'd have used some of the money from his previous heists to pay for a change in wardrobe.
 
2010-08-22 12:18:23 PM  
all the interwebs for you subby, very good
 
2010-08-22 12:18:32 PM  

Animatronik: lo quilty: Morning guys!

Love the headline! Is that from something?

I wonder why bank robbery doesn't pay more. It seems like people don't get rich enough from a heist to retire to the Caymans forever.

And flannel in the LA summer? Loco, man! :-p

You'd think he'd have used some of the money from his previous heists to pay for a change in wardrobe.


I KNOW!
 
2010-08-22 12:20:40 PM  

Karma Crusade: I think it might be better without the 'a' before felony


No, "And has buttered scones for tea" and "And charged with a felony" have the same number of syllables.

/Invisible liter +1.
 
2010-08-22 12:20:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Masterful, subby.

May your vote tally grow like the giant redwood!

+1


The Mighty Larch!

/I'd +1 ya if'n I could
 
2010-08-22 12:21:07 PM  
...he puts on jailbird's clothing and lives behind some bars????
 
2010-08-22 12:21:55 PM  
Didn't read the article, loved the title. Thanks, subby!
 
2010-08-22 12:22:30 PM  
And I thought you were so rugged!
 
2010-08-22 12:26:38 PM  

Jaydoggy: And I thought you were so rugged!


Beat me to it.
 
2010-08-22 12:31:41 PM  
a winrar is you, subby.
 
2010-08-22 12:32:40 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Karma Crusade: I think it might be better without the 'a' before felony

No, "And has buttered scones for tea" and "And charged with a felony" have the same number of syllables.

/Invisible liter +1.


I think it would be better as "and is charged with felony"

scans better...
 
2010-08-22 12:32:44 PM  

lo quilty: Morning guys!

Love the headline! Is that from something?



I seriously hope you're kidding.

//seriously.

If you're not, I highly recommend a brush up course on your basic Monty Python.
 
2010-08-22 12:33:03 PM  
+1 Subby
 
2010-08-22 12:34:01 PM  

Bipolar_Bunny: +1 Subby


Ditto
 
2010-08-22 12:35:22 PM  
Subby you are WIN!
 
2010-08-22 12:38:15 PM  
Wow. Everyone here sure is sucking subby's dick today.

I didn't find it all that amusing.
 
2010-08-22 12:40:54 PM  

Clete Orris: Wow. Everyone here sure is sucking subby's dick today.

I didn't find it all that amusing.


They see you tollin' and they be hatin'.
 
2010-08-22 12:45:29 PM  
Obviously an Undocumented lumberjack.

/Canadian
 
2010-08-22 12:46:48 PM  
This story should have been about the two senior citizens guarding the place who deserve the hero tag.
 
2010-08-22 12:47:18 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: May your vote tally grow like the giant redwood larch!


/The larch.
//The larch.
 
2010-08-22 12:48:57 PM  

Clete Orris: Wow. Everyone here sure is sucking subby's dick today.

I didn't find it all that amusing.


The headline's knees are too sharp, you can tell by the pixels.

/guffawed
 
2010-08-22 12:52:39 PM  

THAT'S IT
i33.tinypic.com
STOP THIS THREAD NOW

 
2010-08-22 12:53:22 PM  
Thumbs up, subby. ;D
 
2010-08-22 01:05:21 PM  
Those aren't even the right lyrics. Duh.
 
2010-08-22 01:08:06 PM  
Please move along to the next thread, about a man with three buttocks.
 
2010-08-22 01:17:55 PM  
What's this about his dear Papa?

/you done good, subby
 
2010-08-22 01:22:24 PM  
ploum.frimouvy.org

Stanfan114: THAT'S IT



STOP THIS THREAD NOW
 
2010-08-22 01:59:29 PM  
+1
Would lol again
 
2010-08-22 02:04:16 PM  
This is Silly.
 
2010-08-22 02:09:01 PM  

brawberrys: Stanfan114: THAT'S IT

STOP THIS THREAD NOW


www.ideasden.com
 
2010-08-22 02:09:14 PM  
Two thumbs up and a round the world snap for Subby.
 
2010-08-22 02:28:14 PM  

Stanfan114: brawberrys: Stanfan114: THAT'S IT

STOP THIS THREAD NOW


www.firstpartners.net

and now for something compeletely different...


BOOBIES!!!

pix.motivatedphotos.com

 
2010-08-22 02:29:25 PM  

reillan: Fluorescent Testicle: Karma Crusade: I think it might be better without the 'a' before felony

No, "And has buttered scones for tea" and "And charged with a felony" have the same number of syllables.

/Invisible liter +1.

I think it would be better as "and is charged with felony"

scans better...


you sound Australian
 
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