I feel a little dirty, having seen those. But having the weird science chick in there (pre-fuglification) is pretty awesome.

There are good fake comic covers. These are not them.

I'll admit.

The '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be awesome

Alien vs. Predator vs. Ted Nugent.

I love it.

If Hollywood can crank out a new AvP movie every six months I don't see how they haven't worked Nugent in already.

Next- Piranha3D Rebooted with Bill Dance and the guy from River Monsters.

The Batman and Motorhead issue would have to come with a built in music system that played Killed by Death, The Ace of Spades and Orgasmatron on a continuous loop. Only thing that could make it more awesome.

I don't quite get it. These seem to be just one off images, but at the top in the intro-blurb it says there have been "13 issues". But in the bottom it says again "if these comics are ever made".

Want.

eddievercetti: I'll admit.

The '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be awesome

This. I'd buy that book in a second.

The others though were kinda weak. Nice artwork though.

Old enough to know better: eddievercetti: I'll admit.

The '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be awesome

This. I'd buy that book in a second.


Yeah, vampire Tony Montana just seems too good to pass up.

Old enough to know better: eddievercetti: I'll admit.

The '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be awesome

This. I'd buy that book in a second.

The others though were kinda weak. Nice artwork though.

Thirded, or fourthed. Whatever. I'd buy that book.

The Ted Nugent one would be interesting...he likely would have lure the Alien to the fight by leaving tied up children in places the Alien frequents.

The David Lee Roth made me laugh, mostly because of its handy wallpaper format.

The '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Dear Hollywood,

Please stop giving me stupid movies and make this happen.

Thanks,
HP

batman and lil preacher. thats all I gotta say

1. Put snakes on plane: There are good fake comic covers. These are not them.

The appropriate response would be to provide a link to those you contend are better or to STFU.

/there are people who contribute less to this page -and this site, you are not among them

//just saying.

The Black Cat / Mary Jane marriage.

You KNOW Joe Q is thinking about it.

Laziest Fark headline ever?

StormDawg: Laziest Fark headline ever?

I know, right, not like your many many fine headlines.

Oh, wait a minute, never mind.

Batman and Motorhead?
Yes. Yes! I LIKE IT! MAKE IT HAPPEN!

MBK: Lee's_Austin: Alien vs. Predator vs. Ted Nugent.

I love it.

Nugent sees something that can fight back.

Nugent shiats and pees his pants.

The end.

Yeah, but which Nugent are talking about? The Cat Scratch Fever version of Nugent or the 2010 version on Nugent? I'd say the CSF version of Nugent wouldn't win the war, but make a bold attempt at kicking some ass.

If they can bring characters back from the dead they can make these comics. The Ted Nugent vs. Alien vs. Predator would make a great gag gift.

Oh_Enough_Already: StormDawg: Laziest Fark headline ever?

I know, right, not like your many many fine headlines.

Oh, wait a minute, never mind.

Your logic is fascinating. Also incomprehensible.

The five seconds I looked at the cover for A vs P vs N were the only five seconds in my entire life that I liked Ted Nugent.

The rest of the covers sucked, though.

Hey go figure. It's Saturday and a comic book link is posted to THE SHOWBIZ TAB.

Comics are not Showbiz. How many times are we gonna do this before it sinks in?

Oh_Enough_Already: 1. Put snakes on plane: There are good fake comic covers. These are not them.

The appropriate response would be to provide a link to those you contend are better or to STFU.

/there are people who contribute less to this page -and this site, you are not among them

//just saying.

I contribute more? If you say so.

Here's a thread with some good ones from just a bit back that aren't just BBSpot-level hardy-har-har covers.

There are a lot more out there, but I'm not going to search for your lazy ass. Oh, and your headline does suck.

1. Put snakes on plane: Oh_Enough_Already: 1. Put snakes on plane: There are good fake comic covers. These are not them.

The appropriate response would be to provide a link to those you contend are better or to STFU.

/there are people who contribute less to this page -and this site, you are not among them

//just saying.

I contribute more? If you say so.

Here's a thread with some good ones from just a bit back that aren't just BBSpot-level hardy-har-har covers.

There are a lot more out there, but I'm not going to search for your lazy ass. Oh, and your headline does suck.

Those were, well, kinda boring. It was all swapping characters or reversing covers, no different then a "What if?". At least this article had original ideas.

batman+motorhead???? MY GOD...THEY'D BE UNSTOPABLE! i'd read the shiat out of that

Comic Book Guy: That was an imaginary story, dreamt by Jimmy Olsen after he was kicked in the head by Supergirl's horse, Comet. It never really happened.

Bart: None of these things ever really happened.

Comic Book Guy: Get out of my store.

Disgruntled Goat: Hey go figure. It's Saturday and a comic book link is posted to THE SHOWBIZ TAB.

Comics are not Showbiz. How many times are we gonna do this before it sinks in?

Do you really want more stories of the Bieber and Tila Tequila?

Exactly.

MBK: Lee's_Austin: Alien vs. Predator vs. Ted Nugent.

I love it.

Nugent sees something that can fight back.

Nugent shiats and pees his pants.

The end.

After reading another thread, I fully understand this post now.

When war-hero-turned-handyman Kesuke Miyagi is found drained of blood, it becomes clear that the occult gang known as the Lost Boys are targeting the only individuals that can stop them from complete domination of America. It's the perfect case for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen--except that their government contact, Oscar Goldman, disbanded the team in 1979 after they defeated Mr. Han's army of the living dead.

Now, disgraced scientist Emmet Brown has to put together a new team to combat the growing threat of the Lost Boys and their leader, a newly resurrected vampire kingpin Tony Montana: Transportation specialist Jack Burton, ex-commando B.A. Baracus, tech wizard Angus MacGyver and the mysteriously powerful femme fatale known only as "Lisa." But will Brown be able to stop the Lost Boys before time runs out?

....Holy awesome.

1. Put snakes on plane: Oh_Enough_Already: 1. Put snakes on plane: There are good fake comic covers. These are not them.

The appropriate response would be to provide a link to those you contend are better or to STFU.

/there are people who contribute less to this page -and this site, you are not among them

//just saying.

I contribute more? If you say so.

Here's a thread with some good ones from just a bit back that aren't just BBSpot-level hardy-har-har covers.

There are a lot more out there, but I'm not going to search for your lazy ass. Oh, and your headline does suck.

Wasn't my headline. Just found it amusing you were complaining about it when you have none yourself.

Oh_Enough_Already: Just found it amusing you were complaining about it when you have none yourself.

So let me follow your logic here: Because none of the three or four articles I've submitted to Fark in eight years was greenlighted, this headline was actually clever and thoughtful?

This is just absolute, pure, unadulterated AWESOME dumb.

FTFY.

Dear Bloggers:

THERE..IS...NO.....farkING.....JUMP.


Stop farking saying that it makes you look retarded.

copierguy546: This is just absolute, pure, unadulterated AWESOME dumb.

FTFY.

this!

eddievercetti: I'll admit.

The '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be awesome

I would buy that book. the others were pretty lame except the Mary Jane/Black Cat book. That one needs a mature label.

They stole the Comiccon one from Dean Venture. Straight up.

Otherwise, this article hits lots of great 80s nostalgia buttons, so I give it four thumbs up out of five.


/I'll buy anything with M.O.D.O.K. on the cover.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: oh hell. I'm not even going to bother explaining to you how jumps work and why you don't see them when the full story is posted to Fark.

Don't worry, I'll do it. The "after the jump" reference appears because the content producers for the website are either too lame or too lazy to use CSS that hides the reference when it's being displayed on a platform where "after the jump" is totally irrelevant. They're trying to provide a "convenience" for mobile and RSS users, but are oblivious to the fact that they're simultaneously creating something that makes their browser-based content look stupid.

Hope this helps.

Count me in the '88 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That actually sounds like it would be either an interesting read or be a great movie!