nope. sorry. nothing will.

Comment gold: "This is like aids calling cancer an asshole."

/files that one away for future use

"The Right Scoop" huh.

What's the difference between Glenn Beck and a stopped clock?

The stopped clock is right more often.

CanisNoir: I don't watch Becks TV show, but I occasionally catch his radio program and I have to admit, I generally end up laughing quite a bit. I think the funniest was the Gold Line Commercial he did in the Voice of Satan. His Co-Hosts tend to keep him a bit more 'normal' imho.

glenn beck plays word games on a chalkboard to create devastating proofs of liberal conspiracy. beck isn't rational and he has no desire to be.

It's not news, it's propaganda.

How dare he attack Senor Sanchez. This is racist. I'm sending an email to f­lages­uo­he­tih­wgov as we speak.

NYZooMan: Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

It's not just "FarkLibs" that think Beck is 250 pounds of crazy. It's rare to see a conservative who isn't at least a little bit embarrassed by him.

"Ad lib a tease". What a dolt.


CNN is absolutely the worst channel on cable. Bear in mind that I do not and would not watch MSNBC under any circumstances, but they cannot be as tabloid and ignorant as CNN.



/what's nine meters in English?
//DER DER DER

Gunther: NYZooMan: Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

It's not just "FarkLibs" that think Beck is 250 pounds of crazy. It's rare to see a conservative who isn't at least a little bit embarrassed by him.

We have one of those here in Bloomington Indiana, and he's scaaaaary! He exhibits the same empty pomposity and lack of facts or argument. They DO exist!

The few times I've listened to his radio show has made clear to me that on his TV show Beck is trolling. The guy is a shock jock who has found a particularly good gig. Now, I'm pretty sure he's probably actually a conservative, just not the crazy conspiracy-obsessed one he plays on TV.

NYZooMan: Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

If there's anything that can _____(verb) the gap between _____(celebrity) and _____(group), it's agreeing that _____(noun) is a(n) _____(noun).

NYZooMan: Us?

Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

Where's the HAHA!!? There's supposed to be a non-sequitur uppercase HAHA!!

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

NYZooMan: Us?

Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

I thought "us" referred to rational people who aren't trying to fleece the stupidest among us using fear.

My bad.

The problem is, even when Glenn Beck arrives at a point of view I can agree with, he still gets there by insane troll logic.

If you are a talking head on TV it is almost a "slam dunk" that you are a moran.

Broken clock, etc.

eiger: The few times I've listened to his radio show has made clear to me that on his TV show Beck is trolling. The guy is a shock jock who has found a particularly good gig. Now, I'm pretty sure he's probably actually a conservative, just not the crazy conspiracy-obsessed one he plays on TV.

this exactly what I took away from that little clip. If i didn't despise him so much i might have even mildly enjoyed that little bit of sophomoric humor.

HeartBurnKid: The problem is, even when Glenn Beck arrives at a point of view I can agree with, he still gets there by insane troll logic.

Yeah, pretty much this. There is much more solid ground for calling Rick Sanchez a moron than this high school bullshiat. I was hoping for a Jon Stewart level owning of Sanchez. Oh well.

Similarly, in the same clip I could have called Beck a moron for forgetting about this:

I heard the both had some problems in 1990. Sanchez hit somebody while drunk. I can't remember what Beck did but it wasn't good.

Just came by to say that if you take advice from a TV pundit like Beck or Olberman you are part of the problem.

Well isn't that the retard calling the moron stupid.

Gunther: NYZooMan: Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

It's not just "FarkLibs" that think Beck is 250 pounds of crazy. It's rare to see a conservative who isn't at least a little bit embarrassed by him.

I'm a pretty conservative guy, and I think Glenn Beck is 10 pounds of lunatic stuffed into a 5 pound sack. That guy is crazy as a shiathouse rat, and there's just no two ways about it.

But the bit about Rick Sanchez was kinda funny.

sanchez is stupid, but "the dumbest man ever on television"? he's not even the dumbest on cnn.

H. W. Plainview: I heard the both had some problems in 1990. Sanchez hit somebody while drunk. I can't remember what Beck did but it wasn't good.

:)

I do not get the "Rick Sanchez is dumb" concept.

The few times I've seen his show, he's mildly snarky, but 100% based on current events and fact, plus his opinion or whatever. Guy seems fairly sharp and organized.

Beck may be doing an act, but he pushes too far and goes into OLIGARHY whaargarble senselessness.

If you want dumb, Blitzer's your man. Blitzer is "Mr. President, you mentioned Iraq - as of today, do we have any troops stationed there?" -level dumb.

printboy: sinsational: CanisNoir: I don't watch Becks TV show, but I occasionally catch his radio program and I have to admit, I generally end up laughing quite a bit. I think the funniest was the Gold Line Commercial he did in the Voice of Satan. His Co-Hosts tend to keep him a bit more 'normal' imho.


glenn beck plays word games on a chalkboard to create devastating proofs of liberal conspiracy. beck isn't rational and he has no desire to be.


yeh but his chalkboard did point out the self proclaimed communist Van Jones and Mao loving Anita Dunn and Marxist Mark Lloyd and.....

Awww. Somebody's got a crush. Keep at it, man. You'll make Glenn your pale, doughy private dancer someday.

/You watch Glenn Beck and take it seriously, so you are a moron by default.

burndtdan: sanchez is stupid, but "the dumbest man ever on television"? he's not even the dumbest on cnn.

Hehe, I love that episode.

printboy: stoli n coke: printboy: sinsational: CanisNoir: I don't watch Becks TV show, but I occasionally catch his radio program and I have to admit, I generally end up laughing quite a bit. I think the funniest was the Gold Line Commercial he did in the Voice of Satan. His Co-Hosts tend to keep him a bit more 'normal' imho.


glenn beck plays word games on a chalkboard to create devastating proofs of liberal conspiracy. beck isn't rational and he has no desire to be.


yeh but his chalkboard did point out the self proclaimed communist Van Jones and Mao loving Anita Dunn and Marxist Mark Lloyd and.....

Awww. Somebody's got a crush. Keep at it, man. You'll make Glenn your pale, doughy private dancer someday.

/You watch Glenn Beck and take it seriously, so you are a moron by default.

By default?....Yes.... You see I USE TO BE a Democrat before the Liberal Progressive Communist assholes Hi-Jacked the party....So yes I was a moron by default but now I attend KA meetings (Kool-Aid's Anonymous)and consider myself a Common Sense Libertarian Tea Party loving American....

Yes, you are a moron by default. You see, Glenn comes on TV while most of the country is working or coming home from work. Thus, his audience is mainly retirees and unemployed losers. If you are part of this audience, you are a loser. And if you TIVO it, you're just pathetic.

/And I'm not surprised at all that you call yourself a "libertarian," yet you haven't met one statement by Rush, Palin, or Beck that you didn't love.

Glenn Beck is a bad person. A genuinely bad person. Sanchez may be a moron, but Beck is dangerously bad.

Both Glenn Beck and Rick Sanchez are morons.
However, there is one thing that Rick Sanchez does all the time that is hilariously stupid, and I would like to record it and put it on youtube....

He always interrupts guests when they are talking and says:

"Listen to what you're saying!"

I HATE that !!! AAAH!

ps:
Rick Sanchez also killed someone (new window) in a hit and run.

ichiban: Glenn Beck is a bad person. A genuinely bad person. Sanchez may be a moron, but Beck is dangerously bad.

Yes. And no. Glen Beck IS a genuinely bad person, but Rick Sanchez killed a guy. And both of them are morons spouting moronic crap on tv. However, Glenn Beck's moronic crap on tv is dangerous and hateful.

I think they are both bad people.

How is Rick Sanchez stupid?

Because hes a stupid dirty libooral?

He pwns the asses of people like everyday on tv, and it seems like some of you are jealous.

Obviously you have not heard him tell other people to listen to what their saying.

stoli n coke
"Yes, you are a moron by default. You see, Glenn comes on TV while most of the country is working or coming home from work. Thus, his audience is mainly retirees and unemployed losers. If you are part of this audience, you are a loser. And if you TIVO it, you're just pathetic."

And Beck's radio show is on at 9am eastern and Rush Limbaugh is on a noon eastern. Must be a lot of losers around. Or maybe some of us use sites like radiotime.com or this new thing you probably never heard of called bit torrent.

danielscissorhands: Obviously you have not heard him tell other people to listen to what their saying.

they're saying not their saying.

Tired.
zZzzz.

Sudlow: stoli n coke
"Yes, you are a moron by default. You see, Glenn comes on TV while most of the country is working or coming home from work. Thus, his audience is mainly retirees and unemployed losers. If you are part of this audience, you are a loser. And if you TIVO it, you're just pathetic."

And Beck's radio show is on at 9am eastern and Rush Limbaugh is on a noon eastern. Must be a lot of losers around. Or maybe some of us use sites like radiotime.com or this new thing you probably never heard of called bit torrent.

You download the Glenn Beck show on torrent? You actually use up space on your hard drive to learn about oligarhies from a man with fewer college credit hours than the average Olive Garden waiter?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gunther: NYZooMan: Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

It's not just "FarkLibs" that think Beck is 250 pounds of crazy. It's rare to see a conservative who isn't at least a little bit embarrassed by him.

Nope, pretty sure it's just you libs

Squawker: Gunther: NYZooMan: Oh, yeah, presumptuous FarkLibs think they're everybody.

It's not just "FarkLibs" that think Beck is 250 pounds of crazy. It's rare to see a conservative who isn't at least a little bit embarrassed by him.

Nope, pretty sure it's just you libs

If you can't tell Beck is doing an act, I'm surprised you've managed to work a computer.