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(Bitten and Bound)   Chelsea Handler has been dating an animal trainer. This revelation surfaced shortly after the sex tape. (pics, vid)   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 46
    More: Ironic, Chelsea Handler, VMAs, sex tapes, dating, Chelsea Lately, revelations, Natasha Bedingfield  
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2010-08-20 06:56:35 PM
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Approva.
 
2010-08-20 06:59:14 PM
www.thevarguy.com
 
2010-08-20 07:03:55 PM
This chick is NOT funny. She a 40 something Joan Rivers.
 
2010-08-20 07:11:12 PM
Was it that Dog Whisperer guy?
 
2010-08-20 07:14:12 PM
My sisters think this chick is hilarious. It is totally lost on me. She reminds me of every vapid whorority girl who thinks telling loud, TMI-style stories about her sexcapades and how WASTED she got last night is appropriate in every social setting.

I know, I sound old.

/okay to look at when she's done up right, I guess
//they couldn't find someone better to host the VMAs? Tragic.
 
2010-08-20 07:19:44 PM
She's not very attractive and not that funny.

/Don't get it.
 
2010-08-20 07:31:36 PM
bextraordinary: My sisters think this chick is hilarious. It is totally lost on me. She reminds me of every vapid whorority girl who thinks telling loud, TMI-style stories about her sexcapades and how WASTED she got last night is appropriate in every social setting.

I know, I sound old.

/okay to look at when she's done up right, I guess
//they couldn't find someone better to host the VMAs? Tragic.


I think anything is an upgrade over Russell Brand
 
2010-08-20 07:40:11 PM
My wife got me into watching Chelsea Lately. I think she's hilarious. I pity you farkers who lack a sense of humor.
 
2010-08-20 07:50:47 PM
bextraordinary: My sisters think this chick is hilarious. It is totally lost on me. She reminds me of every vapid whorority girl who thinks telling loud, TMI-style stories about her sexcapades and how WASTED she got last night is appropriate in every social setting.

I know, I sound old.

/okay to look at when she's done up right, I guess
//they couldn't find someone better to host the VMAs? Tragic.


Yes, it's a shame she doesn't meet the high standards of provocative and poignant entertainment that we're so used to seeing from MTV. Are you 12 or just reta-, sorry, Palin-Americaned?

I'd hit it and so would you. At the very least, you know she has lots of booze at her place.
 
2010-08-20 07:50:51 PM
Sergent D: I think she's hilarious. I pity you farkers who lack a sense of humor.

agreed. i don't get all the hate she always gets on fark. she's hilarious, a great writer, and, though she is getting older, i would bang the the daylights out of her.
 
2010-08-20 07:59:23 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2010-08-20 08:00:35 PM
stoli n coke: bextraordinary: My sisters think this chick is hilarious. It is totally lost on me. She reminds me of every vapid whorority girl who thinks telling loud, TMI-style stories about her sexcapades and how WASTED she got last night is appropriate in every social setting.

I know, I sound old.

/okay to look at when she's done up right, I guess
//they couldn't find someone better to host the VMAs? Tragic.

Yes, it's a shame she doesn't meet the high standards of provocative and poignant entertainment that we're so used to seeing from MTV. Are you 12 or just reta-, sorry, Palin-Americaned?

I'd hit it and so would you. At the very least, you know she has lots of booze at her place.


I'm... a chick, you idiot. And 24, and wish Palin would DIAF.

I'm not sure what prompted your stream of insults, unless it was my incredulity that they couldn't find a bigger star to host something was (in)famous as the VMAs - if so, direct your vitriol at MTV, not at me.
 
2010-08-20 08:13:29 PM
bextraordinary: I'm not sure what prompted your stream of insults

i64.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-20 08:14:32 PM
Unfunny.
 
2010-08-20 08:28:56 PM
Chelsea is awesome. GFY if you think otherwise.
 
2010-08-20 08:31:13 PM
So he's an animal handler AND a Chelsea handler?
 
2010-08-20 08:31:39 PM
OnmyojiOmn: bextraordinary: I'm not sure what prompted your stream of insults

That picture always creeps me out.
 
2010-08-20 08:43:37 PM
WTF Indeed: OnmyojiOmn: bextraordinary: I'm not sure what prompted your stream of insults

That picture always creeps me out.


seriously. i cant tell if that thing in the middle is a puppet or some farked up russian saved moments after chernobyl went boom. AND MILK and rape..my god..i've got chills.
 
2010-08-20 08:43:42 PM
WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.

Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.
 
2010-08-20 08:50:21 PM
I can't figure out what is ironic about this. Can someone explain?
 
2010-08-20 08:53:07 PM
She's hilarious if you're gay/female plus shallow, vapid, and completely frivolous, which truth be told those qualities account for most gays and females....oh, don't get all worked up I didn't say all.
 
2010-08-20 09:05:49 PM
Well, her show is the best thing on the E! network, but that ain't saying much. Be nice if she put on some make-up once in a while.
 
2010-08-20 09:10:57 PM
Personally, I'll watch Benny Hill videos. Funnier. Better looking babes (Hill's Angels), they show BOOBIES, and Yakety Sax.
 
2010-08-20 09:18:02 PM
Glitchwerks: WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.

Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.


Understanding Joshua
 
2010-08-20 09:43:56 PM
I still haven't found a copy of her sex tape on the torrents.

that makes me sad.
 
2010-08-20 09:58:36 PM
Glitchwerks: WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.

Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.


It's part of a series of pictures from an art exhibition from late 90's.

/I knew there was some purpose that I favorited you, and it wasn't the simple fact that Chicago House>Detroit Techno.
 
2010-08-20 10:06:51 PM
She'd always hit on him when he came on the show. He's hot and loves animals...what more can you ask for?
 
2010-08-20 10:19:39 PM
I think she is moderately funny. And most chicks I know like her. I would rather watch her than wife swap or toddlers in tiaras or whatever other garbage women watch.
 
2010-08-20 10:28:45 PM
Chelsea Handler's show does more to get new comedians on TV than anyone else in the business, including Comedy Central. For that reason alone she gets the benefit of the doubt from me.

/At least dating a guest is a step up ethically from dating her boss
 
2010-08-20 10:46:38 PM
Who and Who?
/No really
 
2010-08-20 11:04:19 PM
She looks like every sad old drunk biatch who wants to argue about leaving the bar at closing time because she can't find her keys. Then pisses herself in the car if anyone takes pity on her. Let her sleep it off down by the creek.
 
2010-08-20 11:22:42 PM
OnmyojiOmn: Glitchwerks: WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.
Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.

Understanding Joshua


I'm not clicking on that shiat again. You can't trick me.

/shudder
 
2010-08-20 11:24:57 PM
crazy cat: Chelsea is awesome. GFY if you think otherwise.

[You_know_how_I_know_your_gay.jpg]

Handler stole Kathy Griffin's bit, and somehow made it even less funny.
 
2010-08-20 11:26:17 PM
Glitchwerks: WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.

Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.


Modern Art is the story behind it.
 
2010-08-20 11:58:00 PM
WeezinTheJuice: This chick is NOT funny. She a 40 something Joan Rivers.

And the sad thing is she's only like 35 or so.

Whatever... I'd still wreck her. And that would be extremely angry sex since the ex loved her and I was constantly subjected to E as a result. I guess it has its moments. All two of them.
 
2010-08-21 12:14:28 AM
That is the roughest looking 39 year old ever, shes 49 at the least or she has aged/drank the most out of any woman in the history of the planet.
 
2010-08-21 12:14:46 AM
WeezinTheJuice: This chick is NOT funny. She a 40 something Joan Rivers.

Shouldn't you be watching something on The CW right now?
 
2010-08-21 12:33:32 AM
Heroic Poser: WeezinTheJuice: This chick is NOT funny. She a 40 something Joan Rivers.

Shouldn't you be watching something on The CW right now?


i290.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-21 01:10:58 AM
Glitchwerks: WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.

Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.


There are too many arms.
 
2010-08-21 03:44:57 AM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I still haven't found a copy of her sex tape on the torrents.

that makes me sad.


THIS.
 
2010-08-21 04:35:36 AM
Was there a tape at all? All I saw was the same 'screen grab'. Probably just some doctored photo for cheap publicity
 
2010-08-21 04:36:52 AM
I am a non-gay male, and I enjoy her shtick. Those who don't get should be pitied and comforted
 
2010-08-21 12:24:21 PM
HaywoodJablonski: I am a non-gay male, and I enjoy her shtick. Those who don't get should be pitied and comforted

Like Bill Mahr, when they get on a roll it's entertaining. The problem is that the rest of the time it seems like they are trying too hard.
 
2010-08-21 03:31:08 PM
She was the hottest one on the uneventful and non-entertaining Girls Behaving Badly.

When she appeared on Craig Ferguson a year or so ago I lost all respect for her. She was outright mean and treated him like he was so far beneath her that he was just wasting her precious time. She was so arrogant she became instantly unappealing. That's why I do not like her.

/$0.02
 
2010-08-21 04:01:34 PM
OnmyojiOmn: Glitchwerks: WTF Indeed: That picture always creeps me out.

Can someone explain what the hell is the story behind that picture? It's always creeped me out too, but I have no idea WTF it is.

Understanding Joshua


I rarely appreciate modern art, but that series is actually genius and meaningful.
 
2010-08-22 01:03:32 AM
Mirrorz: She was the hottest one on the uneventful and non-entertaining Girls Behaving Badly.

When she appeared on Craig Ferguson a year or so ago I lost all respect for her. She was outright mean and treated him like he was so far beneath her that he was just wasting her precious time. She was so arrogant she became instantly unappealing. That's why I do not like her.

/$0.02


I didn't get that. But yes I think she is a bigger BEEYOTCH than Kyle's mom.
 
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