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(Some Guy) Spiffy LeAnn Rimes performs on AGT in a teenie weenie bikini- with video of what NBC thinks teenie weenie looks like   (popeater.com) divider line 129
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dugitman [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:01:09 PM
I dunno, that 50s style bikini kinda does it for me for some reason.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:04:27 PM
Horton smells her who!
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:06:51 PM
I gotta say- BOY I'D LIKE TO FARK THAT!
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:44:21 PM
Why would they comment on her bikini in the headline, and yet the fact that she's holding a gigantic pink dildo gets pushed to the 4th paragraph?
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:45:09 PM
I wanna dip my balls in it.
 
RobertBruce [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:48:45 PM
Yum!
 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 04:58:14 PM
nice
 
Somaticasual
2010-08-20 05:23:48 PM
Only disappointed it's not yellow or polka dotted, but those are minor concerns..
 
AntiNorm [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 05:42:51 PM
Is it an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini?
 
animal900
2010-08-20 06:39:22 PM
Teeny Weeny Bikinis (new window)

Maaaaaaaybe nsfw
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:40:51 PM
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini makes my weenie genie meanie.
 
xynix [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:41:28 PM
Holy crap she's sexy as hell. No sharp knee business.. Thank you subby.

/see you in 1.5 mins
 
keeper76
2010-08-20 06:41:59 PM
teenie weenie? cheated subby
 
Empty Signal Gray
2010-08-20 06:44:49 PM
Dang, somebody got a personal trainer. And it worked, she looked damned sexy. Good for you, girl who I'm not sure who you are but I enjoyed looking at your body girl.
 
cats4rent
2010-08-20 06:45:23 PM
she sure is a pretty girl. i'll bet she has a great personality!
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:47:33 PM
animal900: Teeny Weeny Bikinis (new window)

Maaaaaaaybe nsfw

I'm amazed that they can charge fifty quid for a swimming cossie that can be easily swallowed along with a glass of water. Are they hand-stitched from the skins of multiple endangered species living in harsh climates?
 
shubai33
2010-08-20 06:48:30 PM
wee: Horton smells her who!

i22.photobucket.com

Concurs
 
BeerBear
2010-08-20 06:48:44 PM
animal900: Teeny Weeny Bikinis (new window)

Maaaaaaaybe nsfw

Pity she wasn't wearing something from WW and yes linking WW is NSFW
 
sycraft
2010-08-20 06:50:33 PM
No objections at all to the video, though NBC really needs to get out more if they think that bikini counts as "teenie weenie."
 
Tsar_Bomba1
2010-08-20 06:51:22 PM
Somaticasual: Only disappointed it's not yellow or polka dotted, but those are minor concerns..



Here's a red polka dotted one...
 
CygnusDarius
2010-08-20 06:53:18 PM
dugitman: I dunno, that 50s style bikini kinda does it for me for some reason.

I actually like the retro-look in women.
 
Gilligann [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:53:53 PM
Meh! She was sexier at 14.
 
Tony Baloney
2010-08-20 06:54:01 PM
dugitman: I dunno, that 50s style bikini kinda does it for me for some reason.

There's much to be said for leaving some things up to the imagination. I've never been a fan of the modern crotch-floss, either.
 
CygnusDarius
2010-08-20 06:54:06 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Somaticasual: Only disappointed it's not yellow or polka dotted, but those are minor concerns..



Here's a red polka dotted one...

Following the steps of a well-known photo ninja Farker, huh?.
 
Arklop
2010-08-20 06:54:18 PM
sycraft: No objections at all to the video, though NBC really needs to get out more of 1946 if they think that bikini counts as "teenie weenie."

FTFY

/does what she's wearing even count as a bikini?
 
Loren
2010-08-20 06:54:21 PM
animal900: Teeny Weeny Bikinis (new window)

Maaaaaaaybe nsfw

Yeah, those are teeny weeny bikinis. What she's wearing I wouldn't even class as a bikini.
 
justintime233
2010-08-20 06:54:36 PM
Holy crap are you people serious? She looks like Anna Paquin with Down's. You need to get away from your computers for a while or at least change the porn site(s) you go to.
 
doccm9
2010-08-20 06:54:39 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Somaticasual: Only disappointed it's not yellow or polka dotted, but those are minor concerns..

Here's a red polka dotted one...

I hate you.
 
robodog [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:55:06 PM
She is such a MILF!
 
PeppaJack
2010-08-20 06:55:14 PM
*THIS IS A BOOKMARK*
 
Chariset [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:55:20 PM
Conservative, yet strangely hot. And everyone else had 50's-style one-pieces, so it's not like she seemed overdressed by comparison
 
ZeroCorpse
2010-08-20 06:55:35 PM
The people at NBC have apparently never seen the "Micro Bikini Oily Dance" series.
 
CygnusDarius
2010-08-20 06:56:10 PM
I'll just leave this here:

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you_idiot
2010-08-20 06:56:11 PM
wicked
weasel
dot
com
 
Oldiron_79
2010-08-20 06:57:09 PM
xynix: Holy crap she's sexy as hell. No sharp knee business.. Thank you subby.

/see you in 1.5 mins

THIS
 
you_idiot
2010-08-20 06:58:14 PM
Darn you animal900 you beat me to the punch! But at least I know I'm not the only one who instantly recalls that site.
 
BeerBear
2010-08-20 06:59:24 PM
robodog: She is such a MILF!

??? she's not a mom
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 06:59:33 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Somaticasual: Only disappointed it's not yellow or polka dotted, but those are minor concerns..



Here's a red polka dotted one...

She could probably fit that whole thing in the cleft of her arse and I am going to be physically ill now.
 
Mana [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 07:01:46 PM
My first thought upon reading the head line was "We still care about LeAnn rimes?"

Good god damn but she rocked that look.
 
CxOrillion
2010-08-20 07:02:16 PM
Come on guys, Teenie-Weenie bikini thread!
 
Lobster_of_Hate
2010-08-20 07:02:19 PM
wee: Horton smells her who!

I laughed at that and I don't know why.

/thanks tho
 
Fomby_Belcher [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 07:02:25 PM
Thank Allah that my sound card malfunctioned when I played that video.
 
Cytokine Storm
2010-08-20 07:06:35 PM
CxOrillion: Come on guys, Teenie-Weenie bikini thread!

i294.photobucket.com
 
SomeoneDumb
2010-08-20 07:08:56 PM
When I saw her show up in that I wondered why she was wearing Annette's bikini and when Frankie would show up.
 
TheGreatGazoo
2010-08-20 07:12:26 PM
www.doubletakemicrowear.com or www.vkini.com (both nsfw) have micro and 'invisible' bikinis that basically barely cover areolas and vulvas.

They'd make NBC managers' heads explode.
 
OnmyojiOmn
2010-08-20 07:14:25 PM
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

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The_Six_Fingered_Man [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 07:15:35 PM
I would so knock boots with that woman.

/Bringin it back
 
OscarTamerz
2010-08-20 07:22:53 PM
A bikini that covers the belly button, must be Walt Disney and Annette Funicello approved.

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kapaso
2010-08-20 07:22:56 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Somaticasual: Only disappointed it's not yellow or polka dotted, but those are minor concerns..



Here's a red polka dotted one...

To bad I can't post this above the original to warn farkers.

/Was going to my bunk, not anymore
 
AntiNorm [TotalFark]
2010-08-20 07:26:46 PM
OnmyojiOmn: Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

Those pictures remind me of an old shock site called bakla.net (not linking it -- the pictures are gone, but they ended in something horrendously NSFW)
 
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