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LIVING TOGETHER

I can't believe MTV didn't make the list.

MTV Debuts in 1981, 27 years later that generation is entrenched in the work force and we have the worst economic disaster since the great depression.

It ain't no coincidence folks.

/the looking glass, come through it with me.

UberDave: TFA: 7. Cyclists

I don't know what it is with cyclists now days. Two weekends ago, I went to store and saw half a dozen bike riders readying themselves for an early morning ride. One of them was 5'8" and had to weigh nearly 300 pounds. He had a huge gut. *And* he was wearing all of the expensive road bike clothing. They make cycling spandex for someone who's 5'8" and has a 50+ inch waist?! Man, that was sight I will not soon forget.

Yeah, they make it. They also make loose-hanging shells for such clothing. The disgusting irony is that people like me, who are in shape and ride, buy most of the shells because we realize how stupid spandex looks but still desire the functionality of a lot of cycling garb.

Rev. Skarekroe: The guy who wrote this sounds like an asshole to me.

From his about section I spent 4 years in the Marine Corp and am now back in college. When I'm not working, studying or drinking I tend to think of stupid shiat, and then write it into funny stupid shiat.

I'm still waiting for the funny parts.

what is up with that?

Grey's Anatomy sucks. My buddy went to his girlfriend's house one night 15 min before the show was over. She had her friends over, and wouldn't let him in until it was over. He had to sit out on the porch until it was done.
/i felt bad him when he told me that.

Boobies. Boobies are destroying America's youth.

11. Whiny douchebag bloggers

downstairs: Cyclists? Go fark yourself. The great majority of cyclists are polite, and at least in my city, I rarely see them holding up traffic. Plus, moron, each biker on the road is taking one more car out of traffic for you.

This. Quit farking up the air I have to breathe.

"At least with cyclists you can run them off the road". Great, thanks. Tell you what, you run me off the road, I have you charged with assault and thrown in jail. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, asshole author.

That link sucked.
I kept reading and reading, but there was no to be found.

Spanky_McFarksalot: I can't believe MTV didn't make the list.

MTV Debuts in 1981, 27 years later that generation is entrenched in the work force and we have the worst economic disaster since the great depression.

It ain't no coincidence folks.

/the looking glass, come through it with me.

dude its been 29 years

/2010

Above the Influence PSA's are destroying the youth.

Live a little. Drink a beer and smoke some weed. Expand your horizons. If you want to get drunk all day for 7 days a week and then do some heroin..you fail. Your life will end abrubtly. If you choose wisely and drink in moderation and dont go out to harder drugs. GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!! Your a person i want in my America.

11. Stupid lists full of crap one member of America's Youth doesn't like, thinking anyone who doesn't agree with him is not worthy of consideration as a human being.

1. Themed Parties

..What?

2. Affliction Clothing

Anything vaguely related to Jersey Shore needs to die.

3. This New Rock/Metal shiat

As an actual Metal fan, particularly of Progressive and Symphonic Metal (and occasionally Black Metal), I'm really not sure what the hell you're talking about. You think "Nickelback, Sick Puppies, Seether, Breaking Benjamin, etc." qualifies as metal music? WTF are you smoking? Let me introduce you to Iced Earth, Opeth, Symphony X, Orphaned Land, and if we get into oldies we'll have to hit Dio and Dream Theater (and some of Dream Theater's new stuff, of course).

Seriously, who the FARK thinks Nickelback is metal? Or even rock?

4. Hospital Dramas (Really Just One in Particular)

I have no opinion of Grey's Anatomy and pretty much only watch House on occasion because Hugh Laurie is farking awesome. I'd actually love it if Lie to Me and House crossed over, because the Bullshiat Artist versus the Lie Detector has so much hilarity potential it's insane.

5. Smoke-Free Bars

Yeah, uh, if I'm around cigarette smoke for any long amount of time, my nose bleeds. That being said, I mostly compensate by.. not going to bars. So I have no problem if bars are smoked in or smoke free.

6. Twitter

Oh dear Christ, another social networking tool! OH NOES. Lighten Up Francis.

7. Cyclists

Huh? Then don't ride a bike if you don't like it.

8. Organic shiat

Are we talking actually organic or just labeled organic? Because a lot of organic isn't actually organic. Either way, if people want to spend their money that way, see if I care.

Wait- Where did "Homosexual Pedophile Priest" come in on the list?

FTFA- "I've seen wild animals eat their feces and I'd like to think that this guy sitting on my plate has never eaten feces."

Yeah keep liking to think that, because your store bought beef and chicken has been fed buckets of its own shiat as well as everyone else's shiat.

Yes, there is plenty of poop in the meat. Enjoy!

Rev. Skarekroe: The guy who wrote this sounds like an asshole to me.

I agree. I am an asshole so I know what I am talking about.

31. Snark

So exercising is destroying our youth? You sound fat....

What the fark do smoke-free bars have to do with America's youth? They should be getting beer from the back of my van, not a bar.

/hang on, someone's at the door...

bronaugh: "At least with cyclists you can run them off the road". Great, thanks. Tell you what, you run me off the road, I have you charged with assault and thrown in jail. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, asshole author.

The outraged responses are the best part of any gripe about cyclists.

Tom Cruise not protecting the unicorn.

GoteamVenture: Above the Influence PSA's are destroying the youth.

Live a little. Drink a beer and smoke some weed. Expand your horizons. If you want to get drunk all day for 7 days a week and then do some heroin..you fail. Your life will end abrubtly. If you choose wisely and drink in moderation and dont go out to harder drugs. GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!! Your a person i want in my America.

I don't know, next time I want a free dinner I'm going just going to decline a chance to smoke weed in front of the manager of the restaurant.

Quasar: I support anything that makes fun of Grey's Anatomy and Twilight.


It's just stupid. I'm not a fan of either, but shiat....some people like it, some people don't. Here's me not caring either way.


The article's author sounds like he'd be a joy at parties.

Though, for the record, I couldn't agree more on Twilight.

Of course, I loved Vampire the Masquerade and tended to play Malkavians, so I mostly see the sparkly virgin jerkwads of Twilight as food potential. If they're such thin blood they can go in daylight then no one's going to accuse me of diablerie if I eat them, right?

/gamer nerd

Leeds: Wait- Where did "Homosexual Pedophile Priest" come in on the list?

Lists aren't little boys so they don't get come'd on or in.

The author was like Maddox Lite. I would have been more amused had I not read it before by someone who did it better.

/Completely agree with 5, 9, and 10 though.

Smoke-free bars are a good thing.

Leeds: Wait- Where did "Homosexual Pedophile Priest" come in on the list?



The homosexual pedophile priest came somewhere else.

downstairs: cannotsuggestaname: and here in SF cyclists are assholes that think they own the roads and that stoplights don't apply to them.

anecdotal evidence downstairs. There is always someone that will refute it.

Fair enough. I suppose in San Fran cyclists more often not think they're holier than thou and look down on car drivers. I just prefer to bike, I don't care if someone prefers to drive.

I can verify that there is a lot of douche-like behavior from cyclists in S.F - and don't get me started on the whole Critical Mass craziness.

in no particular order:

Sitting on ass all day
Lack of real social interaction
Education through osmosis theory
Previous generations

mrlewish: in no particular order:

Sitting on ass all day
Lack of real social interaction
Education through osmosis theory
Previous generations

Lack of PE in schools.

Affliction shirts are cool if they're ironic, like if you're a toddler or an excessively fat or ultra-skinny/pasty nerd or you're in a wheelchair and maybe a midget.