Ehat douches.

Quasar: hamfistedly (it's a word)

Well, yeah. Who hasn't fisted a ham?

Donald_McRonald: Quasar: hamfistedly (it's a word)

Well, yeah. Who hasn't fisted a ham?

There's a "your mom" joke in there.

jaylectricity: on the new CBS comedy "$#*! My Dad Says" (pronounced "Bleep My Dad Says"),

Say it ain't so.

Starring William Shatner.

boo hoo

Anyone who pans Psych deserves what's coming to him.

Do not trifle in the affairs of TV writers for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Or the writers can turn your character into a child molester from the Super Adventure Club.

But I was Dr. Drake Remoray!!! They can't do that to me!

My mom once dated a guy who ghost-wrote one of the "Hardy Boys Casefiles" books, and he explained to me that he had snuck his mother's maiden name into the book as an alias used by one of the characters when making travel arrangements.

Uncool story, bro.

A mathematician, an architect and a Hollywood producer make a bet to see who has the smartest dog.

They place a pile of dog biscuits on the floor and bring each dog in one at a time.

The mathematician's dog lays the biscuits in a row and counts them. (Pretty smart)

The architect's dog arranges the biscuits into a little structure. (Pretty impressive)

The Hollywood producer's dog comes in, crushes the biscuits to powder, snorts the powder, farks the other two dogs and leaves without saying thank you.

On the HBO seris "Oz" if actors were frequently late or dickish the writers would have them put nude in the "hole", which was apparently uncomfortable and worked rather well.

Supposedly, David Simon named a character on The Wire (Lt. Marimow, the "unit-killer") after a newspaper editor he hated.

Don't forget the EborSisk in Willow.


Or for that matter they spoofed Roger and Gene in "Godzilla" as well.

Super Chronic: Or the writers can turn your character into a child molester from the Super Adventure Club.

THIS is how writers get revenge. Not some lame "we named our bad guy after that mean old critic" puss-out.

And this is how Max Power was born.

/i know, not exactly, but close enough

Really? "Psyche" is a good show? I couldn't sit through the pilot.

Fade in. Police sirens scream, lights flash. Mob of policemen surrounding victim, shaking heads in disgust.

Officer 1

Apparently he raped his mother. When his dad got home he tried restraining him but the man stumbled backwards into a cattle prod, anus first.

Officer 2

Oh man, just horrible. What was his name?

Officer 1

He went by the name Dreadskull.

Dreadskull: Really? "Psyche" is a good show? I couldn't sit through the pilot.

It's a rather specific type of humor. If you don't like that kind of humor, you'll hate the show. That doesn't mean it's not good though. It's very good at something that you don't like. There are skilled country musicians out there. I don't like them because I dislike the genre in general, but I can still acknowledge that they are good.

Quasar: Like how M Night Shyamalan hamfistedly (it's a word) portrayed the movie critic in Lady in the Water? Never before have I seen such a pathetic and transparent attempt at being snarky.

You don't remember Mayor Ebert from Godzilla, do you?

Wasn't there a Law & Order writer that had his ex (an actress on the show) brutally murdered on the show after they broke up?

Obvious tag broken?

Dreadskull: Really? "Psyche" is a good show? I couldn't sit through the pilot.

What's your address so that I can come and kill you?

A buddy of mine turned me on to Burn Notice and is now prodding me to check out Royal Pains, which I will view this weekend. Does the USA network produce any bad "original series?"

"I'm no one to be trifled with."

As an EP's assistant on a scripted network drama, I for one am getting a kick out of this.

Todd Labounta sympathizes.

Freddy Kreuger was also the name of neighborhood bully who used to pick on Wes Craven when he was a kid.

Paybacks a biatch.

This one was the best "FU" from Family Guy to Fox. This was the intro to the season opener after FG had been picked up after a two year hiatus.

Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.

Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?

Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....

Lois: Is there no hope?

Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

/Note: all of the shows came and went during Family Guy's absence.

Ouch. Lots of Psyche fans in here. I thought I'd check it out because I liked Dule Hill on West Wing. Guess I can give it another shot. Can't be any worse than Burn Notice or White Collar right?

I just don't have too much time for PG13 crime drama when there's so much sex violence and swearing on HBO and Showtime.

Dreadskull: Ouch. Lots of Psyche fans in here. I thought I'd check it out because I liked Dule Hill on West Wing. Guess I can give it another shot. Can't be any worse than Burn Notice or White Collar right?

Watch the second episode of the first season, "Spellingg Bee." If you don't like that one, you just aren't gonna like the show.

I suppose Wagner was ahead of his time when he based Beckmesser on Hanslick.

Allegedly

This text is now purple: Quasar: Like how M Night Shyamalan hamfistedly (it's a word) portrayed the movie critic in Lady in the Water? Never before have I seen such a pathetic and transparent attempt at being snarky.

You don't remember Mayor Ebert from Godzilla, do you?

Still, I don't think anything can be any worse in that category than Jamie Kennedy's "documentary" Heclker, which is mostly him whining about how no one liked Son of the Mask.

They make the assumption that anyone is actually watching the crap they write... silly of them.

If I ever fulfill my dream of being a TV writer (and I am more or less on track for it), I plan on making a character named Glendon who keeps making ambiguous references to doing something heinous around the time Iraq invaded Kuwait.