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(Daily Sparks Tribune)   Pregnant woman impaled by mic stand after fall, swears off karaoke   ( ) divider line 31
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2003-06-11 03:15:20 PM  
Shot through the heart...
2003-06-11 03:15:41 PM  
When I start my porn career, I'm going to use the name Mike Stand.
2003-06-11 03:19:57 PM  
I wonder if I should go up and say 'hi'?

/Works at UofM Hosp
2003-06-11 03:21:11 PM  
Kinda sad... I hope the kid is ok.
2003-06-11 03:23:50 PM  

"A woman 8 1/2 months pregnant fell from a loft in her home Wednesday and was impaled on a microphone stand, police said."

"Early hopsital reports say though the lady may be barely breathing, the heart of rock and roll, the heart of rock and roll is still beatin'. The ladies' husband asked the doctors if this is it, please let him know."

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2003-06-11 03:25:27 PM  
2003-06-11 03:26:59 PM  
hey, quit giving karaoke a bad rap. There's nothing to say this was a karaoke related accident,
I said, I said, wickety wickety wack, quit givin, gi gi given karoake a bad rap!!
2003-06-11 03:29:46 PM  
If it's a boy, will she name it Vlad?
2003-06-11 03:30:38 PM  
Hope she's OK by the way.
2003-06-11 03:33:44 PM  
...and the mic's to blame
it gave her baby
an ass pain.
2003-06-11 03:36:02 PM  
This should be a hero tag..that 6 year old saved her life having enough sense to give the hospital directions. He must get his good sense from his father.
2003-06-11 03:36:23 PM  
Future headline: Pregnant Woman sues mic stand maker after impaled during fall
2003-06-11 03:36:43 PM  
Darlin' darlin' stand in me, there's a mic stand in me...

2003-06-11 03:38:09 PM  
If it's a boy, will she name it Vlad?

No, Mike.
2003-06-11 03:42:17 PM  
Chk.....Chk....Chk, 1-2

/funniest Wayne's World EVA!
2003-06-11 03:48:36 PM  
And of course there's the obligatory "cleft chin" joke
"Oh, is that how you got *that*??!?!?
[image from too old to be available]

Or was that a Chin joke.....

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2003-06-11 03:50:58 PM  
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At least her face wasn't impaled by a harpoon.
2003-06-11 04:09:57 PM  
When a woman becomes pregnant she immediately become as dumb as a log of shiat. Pregnant ladies should be locked in a rubber room until she shoots the little stinker out...
2003-06-11 04:20:49 PM  
PS Nice joke Weigelt...
2003-06-11 04:40:06 PM  
On what do you base your theory ECS? Do you have lots of experience with pregnant women? Or could they just be playing dumb to get away from your ignorance? Just a thought.

BTW, nice image Robotninja. Is there a story behind that?
2003-06-11 04:49:22 PM  
I've just read so many stories and heard many accounts of pregnant women doing some REALLY stupid things. You're from Louisiana, so you do dumb shiat all the time and don't even notice a redneck.
2003-06-11 04:59:53 PM  
It's official!! Call off the search! ECS is the authority on pregnant women and people from Louisiana. Nice to know you know enough about me to make such a call. Do us all a favor and go drown yourself before YOU reproduce. Asshat.
2003-06-11 05:09:37 PM  
One of the farkers above is a major league asshole. By chance, any guesses as to who that might be?
2003-06-11 05:22:54 PM  
Is it me smegma? I'm guessing me. God forbid you say anything bad about crazy pregnant ladies!

Mgregory: Where did you get that hilarious term asshat? That is SO funny and I've never heard it before!
2003-06-11 06:05:12 PM  
Smegma Too close to say for sure... I call a draw!
2003-06-11 06:13:34 PM  
Nice try ECS. I think I can recognize dumb shiat when I see it and, clearly, I saw it. Thanks for the demonstration.
2003-06-11 06:37:00 PM  
fb- is the . . . oh, nevermind
2003-06-11 07:31:56 PM  
"Karaoke" is, after all, Japanese for "Dumbass"

/Tucker Max
2003-06-11 08:11:07 PM  
For the record, you hear about pregnant women having accidents because a) it makes for good newspaper sales b) pregnant women have a different center of gravity while carrying their baby. This leads to poor balance, which leads to accidents.

/wonders if ECS' mamma fell down whilst pregnant?
2003-06-11 09:10:05 PM  
Reports say he screams went to 11.

/Lives very close to where this happened
2003-06-12 08:26:54 AM  
Here's a "better" link. Poor lady... I hope she makes it.
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