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(AP)   Republicans once again show they can hold their beer   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 55
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2010-08-20 04:17:37 AM  
what a super neat-o story.
 
2010-08-20 05:29:30 AM  
log_jammin: what a super neat-o story.

Super neat-o story or the neat-o-iest story?
 
2010-08-20 05:34:06 AM  
Five minutes and he never figured out that if you drink the beer, it makes the stein lighter to hold?

Not too quick, that one.
 
2010-08-20 05:36:18 AM  
Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!
 
2010-08-20 05:38:29 AM  
jingks: Super neat-o story or the neat-o-iest story?

I like "neat-o-iest" the betterest.
 
2010-08-20 05:41:01 AM  
Godfrey Daniels: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!


Why are you not funny?

Because you tell an old joke that everyone knows, and even go as far as using an exclamation mark at the end to convey some sort of excitement that nobody will get upon hearing that punchline for a joke they've heard a million times!
 
2010-08-20 05:43:37 AM  
Frank N Stein: Godfrey Daniels: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!

Why are you not funny?

Because you tell an old joke that everyone knows, and even go as far as using an exclamation mark at the end to convey some sort of excitement that nobody will get upon hearing that punchline for a joke they've heard a million times!


american beer is watery lol!
 
2010-08-20 05:54:45 AM  
And their pudding
 
2010-08-20 05:57:42 AM  
yes! On Wisconsin!
 
2010-08-20 06:31:28 AM  
Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)
 
2010-08-20 06:33:57 AM  
Godfrey Daniels: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!


The Brits like their beer like their women, pale and bitter.
 
2010-08-20 06:37:08 AM  
markfara: Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)


Cause they like their beer like their women, frigid yet capable of giving a good head if you shake them.
 
2010-08-20 06:37:54 AM  
wademh: Godfrey Daniels: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!

The Brits like their beer like their women, pale and bitter.


I thought the Brits like their beer like their women was "room temperature."
 
2010-08-20 06:38:25 AM  
So it's a contest of arm muscle endurance? That's it?

Granted, I would lose quickly.
 
2010-08-20 06:40:35 AM  
wademh: markfara: Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)

Cause they like their beer like their women, frigid yet capable of giving a good head if you shake them.


That's way better than what I was going to say.
 
2010-08-20 06:46:07 AM  
So now we can add to the list of things republicans will never again be known for:Beer Drinking. Right next to having dignity as a party.
 
2010-08-20 07:05:58 AM  
Democrats prefer a bottle of Zima.
 
2010-08-20 07:13:26 AM  
But they still can't hold their liquor...

www.onepennysheet.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-08-20 07:16:47 AM  
keylock71: But they still can't hold their liquor...

That's made of win.
 
2010-08-20 07:38:01 AM  
Phil Herup: Democrats prefer a bottle of Zima.

Nah; that's the preferred drink of internet dentists everywhere.
 
2010-08-20 07:41:49 AM  
THIS IS NOW A "HOORAY BEER" THREAD

www.cockeyebbq.com
 
2010-08-20 07:43:05 AM  
I hope the competition ended with him chugging it, shouting "This is a Grand Old Pilsner" and then slamming the stein down on the bar.
 
2010-08-20 07:48:36 AM  
Ol' Jalopy: THIS IS NOW A "HOORAY BEER" THREAD

I like your style.

www.allagash.com
 
2010-08-20 07:51:29 AM  
The former congressman defeated three other contestants Thursday night in a stein-holding contest in Milwaukee.

Typical over-zealous neocon reaction. When will these anti-semites stop trying to repress our Hebrew friends?...
 
2010-08-20 07:54:01 AM  
HOORAY BEER!

i258.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-20 07:54:13 AM  
Godfrey Daniels: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!


Well you can thank WWII for American beer being watery. Hops and barley were being used for the war effort so they were in short supply to the breweries. Therefore, American breweries needed to switch to producing wheat beers. Just so happens that Americans acquired a taste for wheat beers (god only knows why).
 
2010-08-20 08:17:56 AM  
mmmmnnnnnn.....BEER!
www.thebrewsite.com
 
2010-08-20 08:49:07 AM  
so, essentially, local guy holds beer mug for nearly 7 minutes?
 
2010-08-20 08:55:02 AM  
Alright, I'll represent for the cheap beer drinkers...

www.dsquared.org

(I like the good stuff, too, though.)
 
2010-08-20 08:57:13 AM  
Now that's a guy I can really stand around and awkwardly hole a beer with. He's got my vote
 
2010-08-20 09:18:42 AM  
BEER!
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
 
2010-08-20 09:23:04 AM  
wademh: markfara: Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)

Cause they like their beer like their women, frigid yet capable of giving a good head if you shake them.


I like my scotch like I like my women, 16 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and stored in my freezer.
 
2010-08-20 09:29:56 AM  
Oh jebus...a beer snob and beer joke thread.
 
2010-08-20 09:43:05 AM  
She gets my vote

www.king-con.com

/oblig?
 
2010-08-20 10:08:07 AM  
Spindle: Godfrey Daniels: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's farking close to water!

Well you can thank WWII for American beer being watery. Hops and barley were being used for the war effort so they were in short supply to the breweries. Therefore, American breweries needed to switch to producing wheat beers. Just so happens that Americans acquired a taste for wheat beers (god only knows why).


Prohibition, followed by WWII kind of murdered the American beer industry.
 
2010-08-20 10:09:16 AM  
Wait, so this is an actual contest? One where if you win, you advance to the next stage and have a national championship in NYC?
He is going to travel all the way to New York to hold a stein full of beer at arms length? For real?


No seriously? You're pulling my chain. Stop already.
 
2010-08-20 10:14:53 AM  
SuburbanCowboy: Wait, so this is an actual contest? One where if you win, you advance to the next stage and have a national championship in NYC?
He is going to travel all the way to New York to hold a stein full of beer at arms length? For real?


No seriously? You're pulling my chain. Stop already.


There's probably a magazine devoted to this "sport".
 
2010-08-20 10:15:05 AM  
Republicans once again show they can hold their beer

"Hey Cletus, hold my beer and watch this!"

Frank N Stein: Why are you not funny? Because you tell an old joke that everyone knows [...] punchline for a joke they've heard a million times!

See also: Duke sucks, your dog wants steak, still no cure for cancer, &c. But yeah, the OP did seem to think the canoe joke would be fresh & obscure or whatnot, so that's kinda different.

Surely there's a "little man in a canoe" joke remix in there somewhere, but I'll be danged if I can find it.
 
2010-08-20 10:18:17 AM  
HOORAY (European) BEER!

t1.gstatic.com


www.cheshire-beer.co.uk


t1.gstatic.com
 
2010-08-20 10:22:16 AM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

Nectar of the gods
 
2010-08-20 10:36:12 AM  
I'm so spoiled when it comes to beer. But what can you do when your brewery is 4 blocks away. Leave driveway, make a right, then a left, then a right, and heaven awaits.

i.acdn.us
 
2010-08-20 10:54:11 AM  
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
- Martin Luther
 
2010-08-20 11:01:08 AM  
He's doing it wrong.
"Wait, you can drink it now? When did they start doing that?"
 
2010-08-20 11:03:55 AM  
Fark-N-Noodle: Oh jebus...a beer snob and beer joke thread.

Yo dawg.....
 
2010-08-20 11:41:36 AM  
wademh: markfara: Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)

Cause they like their beer like their women, frigid yet capable of giving a good head if you shake them.


Why do brits like room-temp beer?

Because Lucas Electric makes the refrigerators.

/car guy joke
//1969 Jag XK-E
 
2010-08-20 12:03:05 PM  
zxcasd1: wademh: markfara: Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)

Cause they like their beer like their women, frigid yet capable of giving a good head if you shake them.

Why do brits like room-temp beer?

Because Lucas Electric makes the refrigerators.

/car guy joke
//1969 Jag XK-E


Ah yes, Lucas Electric, the original inventors of the intermittent wiper and the self-dimming headlight, the patent holders for the short circuit...

/yes, we're telling old jokes here
 
2010-08-20 12:14:38 PM  
enad58: I'm so spoiled when it comes to beer. But what can you do when your brewery is 4 blocks away. Leave driveway, make a right, then a left, then a right, and heaven awaits.

Yeah, and you have to drink Leinenkugel, so where are the bragging rights? Enjoy your nasty half beer, half lemonade flavor too.
 
2010-08-20 12:50:49 PM  
i'm in shock...an article on Fark about republicans that isn't attacking them?

/spins little top
 
2010-08-20 01:09:52 PM  
jagec: zxcasd1: wademh: markfara: Why do Americans chill their beer?

Anyone? Anyone?

(Wait till you hear!!!!)

Cause they like their beer like their women, frigid yet capable of giving a good head if you shake them.

Why do brits like room-temp beer?

Because Lucas Electric makes the refrigerators.

/car guy joke
//1969 Jag XK-E

Ah yes, Lucas Electric, the original inventors of the intermittent wiper and the self-dimming headlight, the patent holders for the short circuit...

/yes, we're telling old jokes here


So's you can tell it from piss. There, now you know!
 
2010-08-20 01:21:52 PM  
I've noticed that folks who've drunk beer (and other booze) for many years tend to be Republican and narrow in their thinking process


something about the way alcohol kills brain cells over time is the reason.
 
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