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(A monster in the paint)   Internet legend returns in a huff to defend his gold   (wtov9.com) divider line 472
    More: Obvious, spray-painted, Patrick Tribett, sex offender registry, Ohio State  
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2010-08-19 01:50:51 PM  
Cocaine gold krylon is a helluva drug.
 
2010-08-19 01:55:45 PM  
What is it about the gold paint that makes it better to huff than other paint? If I was him I'd choose a color closer to my skin tone to make it harder to see in a mugshot.
 
2010-08-19 01:59:34 PM  
sweetmelissa31: What is it about the gold paint that makes it better to huff than other paint? If I was him I'd choose a color closer to my skin tone to make it harder to see in a mugshot.

IIRC, the solvents used/needed in metallic paints are different (and "better") than the ones used in non-metallic paints.
 
2010-08-19 02:00:07 PM  
sweetmelissa31: What is it about the gold paint that makes it better to huff than other paint? If I was him I'd choose a color closer to my skin tone to make it harder to see in a mugshot.

The metallic paints have more of the solvent that actually gets 'em their "high."

I still has a sad that this guy didn't stay cleaned up.
 
2010-08-19 02:07:00 PM  
Relatively Obscure: I still has a sad that this guy didn't stay cleaned up.

What, you mean that our trivial Fark schadenfreude doesn't trump his good health? A pox on you for suggesting such a thing!
 
2010-08-19 02:11:55 PM  
When I was a kid this guy's brother used to beat me up.

His dad was police chief...

/CSB
 
2010-08-19 02:13:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2010-08-19 02:16:30 PM  
Stay gold, Patrick Boy.
 
2010-08-19 02:34:21 PM  
Say what you will about this guy, but he is dedicated.
 
2010-08-19 02:36:44 PM  
Tillman, paging Mr.Tillman to the gold courtesy phone....
 
2010-08-19 02:38:47 PM  
Ok, ok. This guy really, really wants to huff some paint. So we stick him in a room with a hundred cans and we come back in an hour. Whatever happens happens.
 
2010-08-19 02:39:50 PM  
Is his face askew from the constant paint fumes, or did he blow Rumplestilskin too many times?
 
2010-08-19 02:42:14 PM  
I was also wondering about the face.

Is his jaw farked up, or does he have something like Bell's Palsy that paralyzed part of his face?
 
2010-08-19 02:42:56 PM  
So that makes... 5 paint-faced mugshots? That's gotta be a record.

On a side note: why are these cops so intent on busting people for the capital crime of "inhaling a chemical?" Certainly the law enforcement agencies must be bored. That sounds like a prime place to cut some pork in these economic times.
 
2010-08-19 02:44:55 PM  
Relatively Obscure: I still has a sad that this guy didn't stay cleaned up.
images.cheezburger.com
 
2010-08-19 02:45:43 PM  
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
 
2010-08-19 02:47:24 PM  
Hyppy: So that makes... 5 paint-faced mugshots? That's gotta be a record.

Oh boy, was I ever wrong. FTA's list of previous incidents:

* February 26, 2010: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public For At Least 9th Time
* October 5, 2009: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public Again
* August 31, 2009: Police Pepper Spray, Arrest Alleged Paint Huffer
* March 23, 2009: Man Accused Of Huffing Paint Again
* July 16, 2008: Ohio County Man Caught Huffing In Public Again
* October 11, 2007: Man Arrested On Huffing Charges Again
* July 19, 2007: Public Paint Huffer Nabbed Again
* July 14, 2006: Local Huffer Caught For Second Time In Week
* July 3, 2006: Local Huffer Caught Again

The July 3, 2006 story notes that it was at least his 4th time getting caught. Thats at least 13, then.
 
2010-08-19 02:49:24 PM  
www.thesun.co.uk
i.zdnet.com
 
2010-08-19 02:52:47 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Say what you will about this guy, but he is dedicated.

I feel bad for him- it's really a victimless crime.
 
2010-08-19 02:53:01 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is his face askew from the constant paint fumes, or did he blow Rumplestilskin too many times?

FirstNationalBastard: I was also wondering about the face.

Is his jaw farked up, or does he have something like Bell's Palsy that paralyzed part of his face?


I think the theory was last time he's done so much damage to himself that he's suffered strokes.
 
2010-08-19 02:55:14 PM  
I wonder if a CT scan of this man's brain would show a rattler.
 
2010-08-19 03:02:00 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ok, ok. This guy really, really wants to huff some paint. So we stick him in a room with a hundred cans and we come back in an hour. Whatever happens happens.

You've, obviousl,y never had to live in Wheeling, WV...

/I also did a lot of drugs growing up ...
 
2010-08-19 03:05:51 PM  
starsmedia.ign.com

i.zdnet.com
 
2010-08-19 03:09:25 PM  
Alacritous

i6.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-19 03:17:48 PM  
Hyppy: Hyppy: So that makes... 5 paint-faced mugshots? That's gotta be a record.

Oh boy, was I ever wrong. FTA's list of previous incidents:

* February 26, 2010: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public For At Least 9th Time
* October 5, 2009: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public Again
* August 31, 2009: Police Pepper Spray, Arrest Alleged Paint Huffer
* March 23, 2009: Man Accused Of Huffing Paint Again
* July 16, 2008: Ohio County Man Caught Huffing In Public Again
* October 11, 2007: Man Arrested On Huffing Charges Again
* July 19, 2007: Public Paint Huffer Nabbed Again
* July 14, 2006: Local Huffer Caught For Second Time In Week
* July 3, 2006: Local Huffer Caught Again

The July 3, 2006 story notes that it was at least his 4th time getting caught. Thats at least 13, then.


Henry Earl would be proud.
 
2010-08-19 03:18:02 PM  
Hyppy: So that makes... 5 paint-faced mugshots? That's gotta be a record.

At least 8 on the net--

4.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

And most recently:
i.imgur.com
 
2010-08-19 03:21:04 PM  
pestilence.short-b.us
 
2010-08-19 03:21:33 PM  
Why is his face crooked?
 
2010-08-19 03:21:47 PM  
Damnit so much ...
 
2010-08-19 03:22:22 PM  
He's the model of consistency. Look at those mugshots! They're nearly identical!
 
2010-08-19 03:22:36 PM  
bahahahaha
 
2010-08-19 03:23:26 PM  
Krylon is missing an outstanding possible endorser here.
 
2010-08-19 03:23:27 PM  
Noooooo!!!!!! He was just starting to disappear from most 'shop contests!
 
2010-08-19 03:23:31 PM  
We are looking at the only man on Fark (aside from Drew) who actually gets pity from the Farkers.

That said; I has a sad. Goddammit, man.
 
2010-08-19 03:24:44 PM  
AHhhhh, I was hoping PT would go clean. Dude needs his own Intervention special.
 
2010-08-19 03:24:56 PM  
Seriously, I'd think they would have his picture at every hardware store, warehouse, and depot around...

But we're all hoping.
 
2010-08-19 03:25:22 PM  
i708.photobucket.com

/Link (new window)
 
2010-08-19 03:25:22 PM  
Hyppy: Hyppy: So that makes... 5 paint-faced mugshots? That's gotta be a record.

Oh boy, was I ever wrong. FTA's list of previous incidents:

* February 26, 2010: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public For At Least 9th Time
* October 5, 2009: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public Again
* August 31, 2009: Police Pepper Spray, Arrest Alleged Paint Huffer
* March 23, 2009: Man Accused Of Huffing Paint Again
* July 16, 2008: Ohio County Man Caught Huffing In Public Again
* October 11, 2007: Man Arrested On Huffing Charges Again
* July 19, 2007: Public Paint Huffer Nabbed Again
* July 14, 2006: Local Huffer Caught For Second Time In Week
* July 3, 2006: Local Huffer Caught Again

The July 3, 2006 story notes that it was at least his 4th time getting caught. Thats at least 13, then.


He's the "Henry Earl" of huffing.
 
2010-08-19 03:25:25 PM  
apeiron242: Why is his face crooked?


He's doing his Carl Spackler impersonation.
 
2010-08-19 03:25:40 PM  
sex offender registry tag?
 
2010-08-19 03:25:54 PM  
Shame. When I heard he got clean I was really pulling for him.
 
2010-08-19 03:25:54 PM  
apeiron242: Why is his face crooked?

it must be a side effect of huffing, like rotten teeth for meth heads.
 
2010-08-19 03:25:58 PM  
Krylon Gold, take me home,
To the place I belong.
West Virginia, Patrick Tribett,
Take me home, Krylon Gold.


I thought you'd made it this time, Patrick.
 
2010-08-19 03:26:04 PM  
What's wrong with your face?!
i.ytimg.com
 
2010-08-19 03:26:06 PM  
Thoguh: * August 31, 2009: Police Pepper Spray, Arrest Alleged Paint Huffer

How is that helping?
 
2010-08-19 03:26:38 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: Alacritous

Is that C3PO w/ a dick?
 
2010-08-19 03:26:46 PM  
www.bill-shakespeare.net


MS_Paint FTW!!!
 
2010-08-19 03:26:59 PM  
Yeah.

Sad part is, as far as I can tell, he's not whoring for attention and is truly just a messed up individual.

I feel bad for people like that.
 
2010-08-19 03:27:11 PM  
Thoguh: Hyppy: Hyppy: So that makes... 5 paint-faced mugshots? That's gotta be a record.

Oh boy, was I ever wrong. FTA's list of previous incidents:

* February 26, 2010: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public For At Least 9th Time
* October 5, 2009: Man Arrested, Accused Of Huffing Paint In Public Again
* August 31, 2009: Police Pepper Spray, Arrest Alleged Paint Huffer
* March 23, 2009: Man Accused Of Huffing Paint Again
* July 16, 2008: Ohio County Man Caught Huffing In Public Again
* October 11, 2007: Man Arrested On Huffing Charges Again
* July 19, 2007: Public Paint Huffer Nabbed Again
* July 14, 2006: Local Huffer Caught For Second Time In Week
* July 3, 2006: Local Huffer Caught Again

The July 3, 2006 story notes that it was at least his 4th time getting caught. Thats at least 13, then.

Henry Earl would be proud.


I should have know better than to post something so obvious so late on a thread on FARK without reading the whole thread.
 
2010-08-19 03:27:19 PM  
i can no longer take a sliver of decent schadenfreude from this guy. It has crossed over way too far into the sad category.
 
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