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(Yahoo)   Actual headline: "Prosecutors: Snooki's behavior criminally annoying"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 34
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2010-08-19 02:27:29 PM
So... Death Penalty?


/oh please, oh please
 
2010-08-19 02:32:13 PM
Remember when there was that online poll to decide where to send the cast in the second season of "Jersey Shore?"

I liked that it was a battle between The Congo, Detroit and Port-au-Prince.

Good times.
 
2010-08-19 02:36:15 PM
I just read the Rolling Stone article on these guys. With the exception of Vinny, all of them are totally delusional.
 
2010-08-19 02:36:36 PM
*snookigetspunched.gif*

JC
 
2010-08-19 02:46:46 PM
Lloyd Braun: I just read the Rolling Stone article on these guys. With the exception of Vinny, all of them are totally delusional.

I've watched a total of one episode, and it appeared that one of those dudes was actually a nice guy. It might have been Vinny.
 
2010-08-19 02:49:33 PM
You have to be a major league asshole to stand out among the assholes at Sea Side Heights.
 
2010-08-19 02:53:40 PM
FTFA:
"Is Snooki going to be here? Oh, that's going to be hot!" exclaimed 23-year-old William Fobery, who was among 400 people crammed into a narrow hallway on Wednesday as they waited for hours to be seen by a judge. Most were there to answer to charges similar to what Polizzi was arrested on last month.

Fobery, who grew up in Seaside Heights as a kid and was wearing a "Jersey Shore" T-shirt, was disappointed to learn that Snooki wouldn't be waiting in line with him but said he still loves the show.

"They party hard and they don't care," he said.


Seriously? 23 years old and he's idolizing spray tan alcoholics who think fist pumping is an intellectual topic of conversation?

Though, to be fair, I guess the quality of human being you find waiting to be seen by a judge on any random day indicates bad decision making skills.
 
2010-08-19 02:53:42 PM
So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.
 
2010-08-19 03:08:59 PM
largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?
 
2010-08-19 03:09:13 PM
I hope she gets sentenced to do some community service in a british candy factory run by an eccentric older man looking for someone to take over for him.
//Vermicious
 
2010-08-19 03:09:55 PM
Criminal annoyance? Isn't that the basis of that show she's on?
 
2010-08-19 03:25:56 PM
In other news, Sarah Palin has been indicted by a grand jury on 347 counts of said felony.
 
2010-08-19 03:33:34 PM
kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?


Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.
 
2010-08-19 03:37:22 PM
img20.imageshack.us
 
2010-08-19 03:45:06 PM
Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.


So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?
 
2010-08-19 04:16:22 PM
I believe Voltaire said it best....
 
2010-08-19 04:24:08 PM
er. i believe Voltaire said it best... when he wrote this...
which for some reason didn't attach to my last post...
 
2010-08-19 04:24:16 PM
Bugamo: So... Death Penalty?


/oh please, oh please


Seconded!!!!
 
2010-08-19 04:25:25 PM
FTA: "I understand she's become a public celebrity, but in all honesty it's really not much of a charge," Municipal Prosecutor Kim Pascarella said after the hearing.

Polizzi's trial was scheduled for Sept. 8. If convicted of all three charges, she could face up to $2,000 in fines. But given that she has a clean criminal record, Pascarella said, it would be unlikely that she would face more than $500 in fines for all three offenses.



WTF?!?

I mean, seriously. Three charges for annoying some folks on the beach?

I can't tell you whether or not I think Snooki deserves all the derision she gets just because I don't watch MTV, but shiat like this just scares me.

'Celebrity' or not, throwing the book at someone just because they're annoying is wrong, wrong, wrong. She wasn't even publicly drunk, ffs.

/someday, we'll all be criminals.
 
2010-08-19 04:31:06 PM
merrypranxter: I believe Voltaire said it best....

Yes, he did. (new window)

Usually i'm the only person making NJ - Voltaire references. Nice to see someone else helping!
 
2010-08-19 04:31:57 PM
You think she's annoying now? Just wait until her 15 minutes are up and she's doing whatever she can to get some attention.
 
2010-08-19 04:36:26 PM
Lloyd Braun: I just read the Rolling Stone article on these guys. With the exception of Vinny, all of them are totally delusional.

It's funny to re-watch the first episode and hear him talk about how spiky haired fake tanned guidos look stupid.
 
2010-08-19 04:52:01 PM
KwameKilstrawberry: FTA: "I understand she's become a public celebrity, but in all honesty it's really not much of a charge," Municipal Prosecutor Kim Pascarella said after the hearing.

Polizzi's trial was scheduled for Sept. 8. If convicted of all three charges, she could face up to $2,000 in fines. But given that she has a clean criminal record, Pascarella said, it would be unlikely that she would face more than $500 in fines for all three offenses.


WTF?!?

I mean, seriously. Three charges for annoying some folks on the beach?

I can't tell you whether or not I think Snooki deserves all the derision she gets just because I don't watch MTV, but shiat like this just scares me.

'Celebrity' or not, throwing the book at someone just because they're annoying is wrong, wrong, wrong. She wasn't even publicly drunk, ffs.

/someday, we'll all be criminals.


The number of charges doesn't really matter. In the end it's just a $500 fine.
 
2010-08-19 04:52:53 PM
Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?


I had no idea what tubgirl was.
 
2010-08-19 05:03:33 PM
apeiron242: merrypranxter: I believe Voltaire said it best....

Yes, he did. (new window)

Usually i'm the only person making NJ - Voltaire references. Nice to see someone else helping!


I'm just glad someone appreciates it here. Sprang that on a mommy forum, now they think I'm a terrorist. Lol
 
2010-08-19 05:42:33 PM
Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.


The internets haven't destroyed your soul yet. Get out before it's too late! And whatever you do, don't google lemon party.
 
2010-08-19 05:47:10 PM
devilskware: Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.

The internets haven't destroyed your soul yet. Get out before it's too late! And whatever you do, don't google lemon party.


2 girls 1 cup took a large chunk of my soul, but the reaction videos may have put a little back. Now I'll always wonder about lemon party.
 
2010-08-19 05:56:02 PM
Orgasmatron138: devilskware: Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.

The internets haven't destroyed your soul yet. Get out before it's too late! And whatever you do, don't google lemon party.

2 girls 1 cup took a large chunk of my soul, but the reaction videos may have put a little back. Now I'll always wonder about lemon party.


It's not too bad, but it's definitely something you never really wanted to see.
 
2010-08-19 06:29:50 PM
 
2010-08-19 06:55:15 PM
Orgasmatron138: devilskware: Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.

The internets haven't destroyed your soul yet. Get out before it's too late! And whatever you do, don't google lemon party.

2 girls 1 cup took a large chunk of my soul, but the reaction videos may have put a little back. Now I'll always wonder about lemon party.


i had a friend tell me what it was before seeing it, and therefore have never seen it. after "steak and cheese.com" in college, i thought i had no soul, but not seeing that is the last bit of internet soul i have.
 
2010-08-19 07:05:38 PM
Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.


You should check out cakefarts. And puddingfarts
 
2010-08-20 05:11:36 PM
FarkinFarker: Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.

You should check out cakefarts. And puddingfarts


No. No sir, I don't think I should.
 
2010-08-21 12:56:34 AM
Orgasmatron138: FarkinFarker: Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.

You should check out cakefarts. And puddingfarts

No. No sir, I don't think I should.


i just read a description on google. why would someone do that?!

if it is a video, i would have to laugh at the "directing". "ok you sit on this cake and..."
 
2010-08-22 07:10:01 AM
Orgasmatron138: FarkinFarker: Orgasmatron138: Hoboclown: Orgasmatron138: kibbled: largedon: So whats the over/under till her "secret sex tape" comes out.

Wasn't Snooki tubgirl?

Holy CRAP am I glad I read the google results instead of immediately clicking image results.

So you admit to googling what you thought was Snooki porn?

I had no idea what tubgirl was.

You should check out cakefarts. And puddingfarts

No. No sir, I don't think I should.


I saw cakefarts once. Once.

i36.tinypic.com
 
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