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(Daily Mail)   Adrienne Curry molested at a Star Wars convention while wearing a Slave Leia costume. Police are currently seeking... everyone   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 287
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2010-08-17 07:45:31 PM
Stryyder: This didn't effect you?

Talk about your farking purple mountains majesty.
 
2010-08-17 07:48:12 PM
haddie: BackAssward: She's supper hot, yet I somehow have no interest in her. I think she might be a super biatch.

Supper hot, eh?

Clever joke or casual misspelling? We report, you decide.


I don't care which, I'm going to start using it.
 
2010-08-17 07:59:28 PM
Stryyder: Arklop: I have no idea why you guys are so smitten with this woman. Must be the Slave Leia outfit because she's as plain as an Amish wife.

/or maybe I just have higher standards.

This didn't effect you?



No more so than if that picture were of any other similarly build women (whose skin isn't tanned like roasted chicken, that is.) How can you even tell it's the same girl?

And yeah, tits are great and all, but most women have them so you'll excuse me if I don't drown in my own drool every time I see a pair.


How long have you been gay?

However long not swooning over very-average celebrity women has made men gay.
 
2010-08-17 08:00:13 PM
Obnox: Stryyder: This didn't effect you?

Talk about your farking purple mountains majesty.


I'd love to be above her fruited plain.
 
2010-08-17 08:04:55 PM
Persnickety: Obnox: Stryyder: This didn't effect you?

Talk about your farking purple mountains majesty.

I'd love to be above her fruited plain.


Yeah and I'd bet you'd shed your grace on thee, too.
 
2010-08-17 08:05:15 PM
Accolade: I feel like the only person who finds the "slave Leia" outfit ridiculous and unattractive.


BURN THE HERETIC!
 
2010-08-17 08:06:48 PM
Uh, as many people have pointed out, Adrienne Curry is supposedly a geek who plays WoW and other games. That means there's a non-negligible chance she's on Fark. And if so, she'd certainly click on a thread with her name...
... and run into a bunch of comments about how she was asking for it or how the poster would like to assault her too.

The part that shocks me is that the same people doing the above also complain that there are never any women posting.
 
2010-08-17 08:12:16 PM
Theaetetus: Uh, as many people have pointed out, Adrienne Curry is supposedly a geek who plays WoW and other games. That means there's a non-negligible chance she's on Fark. And if so, she'd certainly click on a thread with her name...
... and run into a bunch of comments about how she was asking for it or how the poster would like to assault her too.

The part that shocks me is that the same people doing the above also complain that there are never any women posting.


dude, there were liberal women in this thread saying she was asking for it. I guess Comicon = Mogadish. either that or her politics pissed of the liberal women and out went don't blame the victim for a moment.
 
2010-08-17 08:12:56 PM
Stryyder: Arklop: I have no idea why you guys are so smitten with this woman. Must be the Slave Leia outfit because she's as plain as an Amish wife.

/or maybe I just have higher standards.

This didn't effect you?



How long have you been gay?


I'm straight, but the first thing I think of is, oh god, the permanent skin damage.

/safety pro
 
2010-08-17 08:16:52 PM
Theaetetus: Uh, as many people have pointed out, Adrienne Curry is supposedly a geek who plays WoW and other games. That means there's a non-negligible chance she's on Fark. And if so, she'd certainly click on a thread with her name...
... and run into a bunch of comments about how she was asking for it or how the poster would like to assault her too.

The part that shocks me is that the same people doing the above also complain that there are never any women posting.


Pfft. We got lotsa ladies here at Fark.... most of 'em have thick skins. The ones that have thinner hides don't belong here to begin with.

Personally, I'd love if she saw the thread and used it as the catalyst to get her -bleep- together.
 
2010-08-17 08:17:25 PM
relcec: I guess Comicon = Mogadish.

Yeah it's full of illegal immigrants that don' speak English groping people like her all day.

We should build a wall.
 
2010-08-17 08:20:00 PM
whidbey: relcec: I guess Comicon = Mogadish.

Yeah it's full of illegal immigrants that don' speak English groping people like her all day.

We should build a wall.


you turned that around nicely. well done.
 
2010-08-17 08:22:50 PM
uncletogie: Pfft. We got lotsa ladies here at Fark.... most of 'em have thick skins. The ones that have thinner hides don't belong here to begin with.

Translation: "I like to be abusive to women, and women should put up with that. Or else they should GTFO."
 
2010-08-17 08:24:06 PM
I AM NEVER WASHING THIS FINGER AGAIN!
 
2010-08-17 08:29:03 PM
Wolfmanjames: Accolade: I feel like the only person who finds the "slave Leia" outfit ridiculous and unattractive.


BURN THE HERETIC!


PURGE THE ALIEN!

/in the grim, dark future, there are no slave leias, only nuns with guns
 
2010-08-17 08:31:30 PM
Theaetetus: uncletogie: Pfft. We got lotsa ladies here at Fark.... most of 'em have thick skins. The ones that have thinner hides don't belong here to begin with.

Translation: "I like to be abusive to women, and women should put up with that. Or else they should GTFO."


More likely: "I long ago gave up on the dream of any woman actually wanting me to touch her."
 
2010-08-17 08:41:03 PM
Snot Monster from Outer Space: Theaetetus: uncletogie: Pfft. We got lotsa ladies here at Fark.... most of 'em have thick skins. The ones that have thinner hides don't belong here to begin with.

Translation: "I like to be abusive to women, and women should put up with that. Or else they should GTFO."

More likely: "I long ago gave up on the dream of any woman actually wanting me to touch her."


Oh, please, as if Farkers give up on impossible dreams? Do you know how many claim that one of these days, they'll go Galt, and we'll all see then how much they were needed?
 
2010-08-17 08:43:34 PM
Just here to say that it would have been much funnier if she were wearing the Silk Specter outfit when it happened. You know, because this is Fark and rape is funny here.

/Desire to hit goes without saying.
//And it will never, never happen.
 
2010-08-17 08:45:25 PM
Arklop: I have no idea why you guys are so smitten with this woman. Must be the Slave Leia outfit because she's as plain as an Amish wife.

/or maybe I just have higher standards.


If Amish wives look like that then I need to go quilt shopping stat.
 
2010-08-17 08:52:11 PM
Shostie: Sybarite: Goddman that woman is perfect.

But very, very dumb.

Then again, who cares? Not like I want to f*ck her intellect.


Eventually you have to talk to them. Trust me, a younger, sexy woman with big tits isn't everything if she's dumber than a box of rocks. One day your dick will fail and her tits will sag. Then what?
 
2010-08-17 08:59:41 PM
Smeggy Smurf:
One day your dick will fail and her tits will sag. Then what?


Viagra and divorce her for a younger woman?
 
2010-08-17 09:19:20 PM
playblu: Curry claims an unknown man reached up her skirt and groped her outside the convention.

Thank goodness she was wearing underwear, though I've never heard it called "the convention" before.


actually with a little googling you can find a picture of her doing a high kick that conclusively proves she does NOT wear underwear with that outfit

/you're welcome
 
2010-08-17 09:20:32 PM
Arklop: I have no idea why you guys are so smitten with this woman. Must be the Slave Leia outfit because she's as plain as an Amish wife.

/or maybe I just have higher standards.


Please have profile pic, please have profile pic, please have profile pic.

Dammit.
 
2010-08-17 09:27:20 PM
You know what really grinds my gears? This Adrienne Curry. Adrienne Curry with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Adrienne? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus. And that's what grinds my gears.

/Just because I can
//
 
2010-08-17 09:28:40 PM
Magorn
actually with a little googling you can find a picture of her doing a high kick that conclusively proves she does NOT wear underwear with that outfit

/you're welcome


I'll do ya one better.

Try this link (NSFW) www.sunflowercelebs.com/trait.php?cid=3173&trait=fullfrontal (new window)

/and you're welcome!
 
2010-08-17 09:29:05 PM
Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf:
One day your dick will fail and her tits will sag. Then what?

Viagra and divorce her for a younger woman?


Good luck affording the younger broad when you're paying out the ass in alimony
 
2010-08-17 09:30:51 PM
i71.photobucket.com

Here's my contribution from when she came to our convention.
 
2010-08-17 09:31:27 PM
Smeggy Smurf: Oldiron_79: Smeggy Smurf:
One day your dick will fail and her tits will sag. Then what?

Viagra and divorce her for a younger woman?

Good luck affording the younger broad when you're paying out the ass in alimony


Well I'm assuming that I'm like prenup rich if I'm hooking up with something that nice, because that is about the only way my fatass would manage it.
 
2010-08-17 09:32:57 PM
Connecticon 2009 if you need a reference.
 
2010-08-17 09:37:36 PM
Theaetetus: patrick767: I thought that was expected when showing up at a convention full of sex deprived geeks while wearing a slave Leia outfit.
kgloverfl: So you mean a hot woman that dressed like a whore, got treated like a whore? NO WAY!!!
Gyrfalcon: Wouldn't being a really hot chick going to a Star Wars Convention dressed as Slave Leia be pushing the envelope of "she was asking for it"?

What the fark is wrong with the three of you? Are you seriously trying to discourage hot women from wearing skimpy clothing?
That's it...


Now GTFO of here.


I'm not a man, you whore. And I'm certainly not trying to discourage anyone from wearing skimpy clothing! I'm just pointing out that if Jason Stratham were to arrive at a Large & Lovely convention wearing nothing but a loincloth, he couldn't complain about getting groped either.
 
2010-08-17 09:45:40 PM
To everyone saying she was asking for it: DIAF, you worthless farking morans.

That is all.
 
2010-08-17 09:58:01 PM
Theaetetus: That means there's a non-negligible chance she's on Fark. And if so, she'd certainly click on a thread with her name...

And she just might enjoy the attention.
 
2010-08-17 10:16:41 PM
Just ask everyone present to raise their hand if they've gone past 2nd base. There's your guy.
 
2010-08-17 10:19:53 PM
Snot Monster from Outer Space: Theaetetus: uncletogie: Pfft. We got lotsa ladies here at Fark.... most of 'em have thick skins. The ones that have thinner hides don't belong here to begin with.

Translation: "I like to be abusive to women, and women should put up with that. Or else they should GTFO."

More likely: "I long ago gave up on the dream of any woman actually wanting me to touch her."


*snert*

My wife and I are getting a kick out of your replies... -chuckle-
 
2010-08-17 10:23:13 PM
You make sexual contact with someone who didnt ask you to do it then you are a criminal. Does anyone need to be told that??
 
2010-08-17 10:24:42 PM
WideStance: regarding slavery, to "move the f**k on":

So she has the balls to speak the truth. Yes I can see why someone would have a problem with this. By that I mean that I can see who is the level of retardation of life. LAUGHTER OL.
 
2010-08-17 10:29:14 PM
LordOrion: www.sunflowercelebs.com/trait.php?cid=3173&trait=fullfrontal

I liked her better with her real boobs.
 
2010-08-17 10:35:17 PM
gaspode: You make sexual contact with someone who didnt ask you to do it then you are a criminal. Does anyone need to be told that??

This is all that needs to be said about this situation.

/Except, yes I'd hit it
//Not without permission
///I would prolly get off just begging for permission
////Would drag my balls through 100 yards of broken glass just to come on her shadow
//slashies
 
2010-08-17 10:42:29 PM
give me doughnuts: The original:

...and still the best.
 
2010-08-17 10:43:15 PM
incrdbil: To everyone saying she was asking for it: DIAF, you worthless farking morans.

That is all.


She impliedly authorized consent by virtue of her scant garb.
 
2010-08-17 10:45:20 PM
Studson: incrdbil: To everyone saying she was asking for it: DIAF, you worthless farking morans.

That is all.

She impliedly authorized consent by virtue of her scant garb.


(PWAAC) Perish While Amidst A Conflagration
 
2010-08-17 10:50:32 PM
He was just trying to bullseye her womp rat.

It's not much bigger than two meters.
 
2010-08-17 10:51:36 PM
She may be nuttier than Peter North's fruitcake, but I bet she'd be fun to party with.
 
2010-08-17 11:07:07 PM
I'm not really a fan of hers, but saying she was asking for it is BS. I am surprised she didn't have handlers (no pun intended), being that she's so recognizable and is wearing a decent-quality costume. I would have expected she'd need a helper/guard just for the photo requests.
 
2010-08-17 11:08:51 PM
Studson: incrdbil: To everyone saying she was asking for it: DIAF, you worthless farking morans.

That is all.

She impliedly authorized consent by virtue of her scant garb.


Well, and her presence at a location known to be full of sex-starved geeks with no social skills and limited impulse control.

Without a Wookiee guard and being ready to choke the chicken, as it were.
 
2010-08-17 11:42:48 PM
PirateKing: He was just trying to bullseye her womp rat.

It's not much bigger than two meters.


Well played
 
2010-08-17 11:43:24 PM
caknuck
LordOrion: www.sunflowercelebs.com/trait.php?cid=3173&trait=fullfrontal

I liked her better with her real boobs.


Just tryin' to appease the Fark Gods, so that I may appear worthy in their sight.
 
2010-08-17 11:54:29 PM
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK COSPLAYERS ARE ATTENTION WHORES?!

img230.imageshack.us

Oh, yeah. That.
 
2010-08-18 12:05:01 AM
uncletogie: Snot Monster from Outer Space: Theaetetus: uncletogie: Pfft. We got lotsa ladies here at Fark.... most of 'em have thick skins. The ones that have thinner hides don't belong here to begin with.

Translation: "I like to be abusive to women, and women should put up with that. Or else they should GTFO."

More likely: "I long ago gave up on the dream of any woman actually wanting me to touch her."

*snert*

My wife and I are getting a kick out of your replies... -chuckle-


We don't know her, she's from Canada.
 
2010-08-18 12:17:18 AM
i93.photobucket.com
 
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