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(AZCentral)   After more than two months on the lamb, a runaway cow is captured. Finally, our long national nightmoo is over   (azcentral.com) divider line 49
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 10:26:51 PM
That poor lamb. Carrying a cow around on its back for that long must have been uncomfortable.
 
tototototo
2010-08-14 10:43:24 PM
You know, subby, 'nightmare' didn't need to be punned. It already contains the word 'mare'.
 
oldebayer
2010-08-14 11:29:32 PM
Not to spoil your punning, subby, but you do know it's "on the lam," right?

Kerry on.
 
angrygrizzly
2010-08-15 12:28:55 AM
Udderly ridiculous headline, subby.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 12:29:33 AM
Such a moo-ving story
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2010-08-15 12:29:56 AM
tototototo: You know, subby, 'nightmare' didn't need to be punned. It already contains the word 'mare'.

True, but "Nightmoo" is amusing in an absurdist way.

/Not subby.
 
PirateKing
2010-08-15 12:31:49 AM
Subject is safe, presumed delicious.
 
Superjew
2010-08-15 12:32:39 AM
Two months? That's one hell of a steakout.
 
davidphogan
2010-08-15 12:32:43 AM
I cud have made a better pun. It would go right past your eyes.
 
CaptainWes
2010-08-15 12:33:32 AM
Couldn't this have waited until Moonday?
 
Foaming [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 12:35:59 AM
www.philskies.net
What? I've been right here!


Not you! He said runaway cow.
 
whereisian
2010-08-15 12:36:49 AM
♪ Workin' on our night moos ♫
♫ Trying to lose the awkward bovine blues ♪
 
CxOrillion
2010-08-15 12:38:43 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: tototototo: You know, subby, 'nightmare' didn't need to be punned. It already contains the word 'mare'.

True, but "Nightmoo" is amusing in an absurdist way.

/Not subby.

If you say so.
 
davidphogan
2010-08-15 12:38:50 AM
Cows with guns (new window)

I'll milk these puns as much as I can.
 
GonzoNihilist
2010-08-15 12:38:55 AM
bellasweb.blogg.se
 
whereisian
2010-08-15 12:40:09 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 12:41:45 AM
I used to work on a jerky ranch near there. We just never watered our cows. Left that job, went to work on a velcro farm, until a lint storm from Yuma wiped us out.
 
whereisian
2010-08-15 12:43:19 AM
It was in disguise.

failblog.files.wordpress.com
 
palehorse864
2010-08-15 12:43:24 AM
By now it's a moo point.

i.ytimg.com
 
Alas Babylon
2010-08-15 12:53:38 AM
www.colinsmythe.co.uk
 
electronicmaji
2010-08-15 12:55:22 AM
Barack Obama doesn't care about cow people!
 
Psychopusher
2010-08-15 12:57:31 AM
tototototo: You know, subby, 'nightmare' didn't need to be punned. It already contains the word 'mare'.

Mare is a female horse. How would that fit as a pun for a cow?
 
Skyfrog
2010-08-15 12:57:48 AM
tototototo: You know, subby, 'nightmare' didn't need to be punned. It already contains the word 'mare'.

You do know that mares are horses right?
 
I'm The Foot Farking Master
2010-08-15 01:00:21 AM
Damnit subby... no.
 
Mischy Tiffty
2010-08-15 01:09:16 AM
Way to steer our attention away from the double Friday the 13th posts.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 01:15:20 AM
Mischy Tiffty: Way to steer our attention away from the double Friday the 13th posts.

Downright cow-ardly
 
ZeroCorpse [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 01:26:23 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
ZeroCorpse [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 01:27:58 AM
failblog.files.wordpress.com

The best part of this picture is the other cow, who is looking at the other one and clearly thinking,
"Bessie... You're an idiot."
 
Jackmeat
2010-08-15 01:28:01 AM
this headline got greenlit? Welcome to Saturday when the mods are drunk.
 
cyberspacedout
2010-08-15 01:28:53 AM
I'm The Foot Farking Master: Damnit subby... no.

Come on, what's your beef with him?
 
Crudbucket
2010-08-15 01:29:27 AM
I'm The Foot Farking Master: Damnit subby... no.

Seriously, he was trying too herd. What a bunch of bull.
 
torch [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 01:45:27 AM
Workin' on our night moos
Trying to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin' on out night moos
In the summertime.....
 
Mischy Tiffty
2010-08-15 01:51:06 AM
Anyone else not in the mooo-d for this?
 
pete1729
2010-08-15 01:55:30 AM
The cow in question is quite a handsome animal. I would be satisfied to have such a noble beast wandering about my neighborhood.
 
Anastacya
2010-08-15 01:57:44 AM
You probably had one mad cow when she was caught.
 
zulius [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 01:59:23 AM
Was an earthworm named Jim involved in the disappearance?
 
oldebayer
2010-08-15 02:12:41 AM
pete1729: The cow in question is quite a handsome animal. I would be satisfied to have such a noble beast wandering about my neighborhood.

Especially if it happened to wander into my yard and keel over on the same day I rented a chainsaw.
 
Harry_Seldon
2010-08-15 02:13:00 AM
That's a very striking looking cow. Pretty amazing animal. I wouldn't want to piss it off.
 
whereisian
2010-08-15 03:06:23 AM
torch: Workin' on our night moos
Trying to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin' on out night moos
In the summertime.....

i38.tinypic.com

Mine had less gristle.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2010-08-15 03:29:23 AM
I was ruminating over a better headline,
but the link submission page was too small to contain it.
 
Enigmamf
2010-08-15 04:06:18 AM
I've heard it's fairly common for a goat to stand on a cow.
 
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2010-08-15 04:59:32 AM
Came for the Monkey On The Lam.

Leaving happy.

/MONKEY ON THE LAM!
 
Jamieboy
2010-08-15 05:14:16 AM
No one posted any of Gary Larson's cow drawings. I am disappointed.

talkpsoriasis.org

/hot because image shack is really starting suck
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2010-08-15 06:47:00 AM
The cow must have gotten mixed up with Cowintology:

i195.photobucket.com
 
extreme glow
2010-08-15 07:17:10 AM
Psychopusher: tototototo: You know, subby, 'nightmare' didn't need to be punned. It already contains the word 'mare'.

Mare is a female horse. How would that fit as a pun for a cow?

The exact same way "lamb" does.
 
majestic
2010-08-15 01:42:04 PM
Nightmoo? You see, George, there is no such thing as a "jerkstore".
 
Stonerbloopers
2010-08-15 05:28:45 PM
Follow up: Friends of Ahmedov who ate at his 2-acre farm have described the heifer as "delicious."
 
RaisedOnATARI
2010-08-15 09:47:52 PM
Drink you big black cow and get outta here!

/nothing at steak

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
dugrik
2010-08-15 11:33:10 PM
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrup--
MOO!
 
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