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(YouTube) Video The Call of Cthulu...in under two minutes   (youtube.com) divider line 42
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2010-08-13 09:38:04 PM
this vid is like all the Fail of a Fark TV skit animated like the worst Strongbad Email
 
2010-08-13 10:57:57 PM
NuttierThanEver: this vid is like all the Fail of a Fark TV skit animated like the worst Strongbad Email

Just awful.
 
2010-08-13 11:13:05 PM
Urge to kill...rising
 
2010-08-14 12:51:48 AM
How bout in under NINE minutes! (new window)

/obligatory
 
2010-08-14 12:56:25 AM
I wanted to post the "who will be eaten first" tract, but it's too large for Fark. You'll have to settle for the campaign poster for now.

i34.tinypic.com
 
2010-08-14 12:58:21 AM
Meh.

It was obviously narrated by a Moran.
 
2010-08-14 12:58:48 AM
That video was made by a couple of morans.
 
mhd
2010-08-14 12:59:06 AM
Under two minutes? Sounds like the average life expectancy of a CoC RPG character.
 
2010-08-14 01:03:02 AM
Why put all that effort into something with a narration improvised by a retarded valley girl?
 
2010-08-14 01:08:55 AM
I'm a huge Lovecraft fan, but I didn't make it through about 45 seconds of that. I have two teenage daughters, so that voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

How about Lil' Cthulhu? (new window)

Anybody want to watch Fred Ward, Julianne Moore and Yog Sothoth? This 1991 HBO movies has them! (new window)
 
2010-08-14 01:15:11 AM
that was terrible and everyone involved should feel bad.
 
mhd
2010-08-14 01:16:44 AM
RadicalMiddle: Anybody want to watch Fred Ward, Julianne Moore and Yog Sothoth? This 1991 HBO movies has them!

Cast a Deadly Spell was awesome.
 
2010-08-14 01:27:10 AM
Yeah, no.
 
2010-08-14 01:59:49 AM
Just for that, I am stepping up the sacrifices. Let's get this shiat over with.
 
2010-08-14 02:07:57 AM
This video made me slap my daughter.
 
2010-08-14 02:20:11 AM
 
2010-08-14 02:21:25 AM
gd01Skorpius: This video made me slap my daughter.

That video made me slap your daughter, too.

FFS, subby, WHY?!
 
2010-08-14 02:24:32 AM
mhd: Under two minutes? Sounds like the average life expectancy of a CoC RPG character.

I laugh because that is entirely accurate. Sanity? I'm fine. I'm just going to snack on the flesh of my arm now.
 
2010-08-14 03:26:32 AM
The Cthulhu on my forearm is really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-08-14 03:44:19 AM
Must.... not..... kill.....
 
2010-08-14 04:29:13 AM
everseradio.com
 
2010-08-14 04:37:32 AM
Serial: The Cthulhu on my forearm is really getting a kick out of these replies.

Pic in your profile if you're going to say shiat like that.

Some of us take Lovecraft seriously.
 
2010-08-14 04:37:59 AM
It's "Ok, fine ... for sure, for sure" you dweeb.


/Uh, did I just show my age?
 
2010-08-14 04:43:49 AM
TheHopeDiamond: It's "Ok, fine ... for sure, for sure" you dweeb.

/Uh, did I just show my age?


"'Scuze me, while I kiss this guy..."
"There's a bathroom on the right..."

blastr.com
 
2010-08-14 06:00:41 AM
well, that was painful.
Here's some brain bleach for you Cthulhu fans.
(Gets a bit wacky in the middle, but definitely worth watching to the end.)

Rad Cthulhu art (new window)
 
2010-08-14 07:42:48 AM
I made it 30 seconds, shut it down and decided not to send it to a friend who's a big Cthulhu fan after all.
 
2010-08-14 08:40:24 AM
Narrated by someone who was under the influence of amphetamines and had just sucked on a helium balloon. Yikes!
 
2010-08-14 08:52:10 AM
Required

Tentacles!
 
2010-08-14 09:50:23 AM
A short story in under 2 minutes? How ever will they reduce the plot to its most essential pieces to be consumed rapidly.
 
2010-08-14 09:56:44 AM
RadicalMiddle: Anybody want to watch Fred Ward, Julianne Moore and Yog Sothoth? This 1991 HBO movies has them! (new window)

I have been looking for this for aeons. +1010 internets to you, sir
 
2010-08-14 11:01:51 AM
Lasted 10 seconds
 
2010-08-14 12:08:36 PM
EredarPoet: Serial: The Cthulhu on my forearm is really getting a kick out of these replies.

Pic in your profile if you're going to say shiat like that.

Some of us take Lovecraft seriously.


The Yellow Sign on my wrist is getting a bit twitchy as well after watching that. (pic in profile)
 
2010-08-14 02:02:45 PM
EredarPoet: Pic in your profile if you're going to say shiat like that.

Some of us take Lovecraft seriously.


How would me putting a picture of my sleeve in my profile prove something to you?

I didn't get it to show off to "serious" fans of Lovecraft, I got it for myself. So sorry if I don't feel the need to AH myself on the internet.
 
2010-08-14 05:21:29 PM
I thought it was great. Who better to represent the crawling chaos than a valley girl? Perfect! You know all of his minions will be like this.
 
2010-08-14 10:59:13 PM
I don't care if her voice is grating.

I don't care if TFV doesn't take Lovecraft "seriously".

They get points for the Discworld reference in a Lovecraft video.

That can't be easy.
 
2010-08-15 03:05:39 AM
Serial: EredarPoet: Pic in your profile if you're going to say shiat like that.

Some of us take Lovecraft seriously.

How would me putting a picture of my sleeve in my profile prove something to you?

I didn't get it to show off to "serious" fans of Lovecraft, I got it for myself. So sorry if I don't feel the need to AH myself on the internet.


Except, of course, you are doing just that.
 
2010-08-15 03:30:25 AM
gd01Skorpius: This video made me slap my daughter.

That video made me impregnate your daughter. Hiya pops.
 
2010-08-15 10:17:32 AM
Serial: So sorry if I don't feel the need to AH myself on the internet.

Attention Ho?
 
2010-08-15 11:45:53 AM
LrdPhoenix: Required

Tentacles!


awesome. so awesome i failed my sanity check
tekili-li! tekili-li!
 
2010-08-15 01:01:26 PM
Serial: EredarPoet: Pic in your profile if you're going to say shiat like that.

Some of us take Lovecraft seriously.

How would me putting a picture of my sleeve in my profile prove something to you?

I didn't get it to show off to "serious" fans of Lovecraft, I got it for myself. So sorry if I don't feel the need to AH myself on the internet.


It was a jocular request to see your tat, dumbass. Don't worry, I doubt anyone gives a shiat about it now that you've shown that you're an asshole.
 
2010-08-15 05:08:48 PM
Get a brain!
 
2010-08-15 06:22:31 PM
EredarPoet: Serial: EredarPoet: Pic in your profile if you're going to say shiat like that.

Some of us take Lovecraft seriously.

How would me putting a picture of my sleeve in my profile prove something to you?

I didn't get it to show off to "serious" fans of Lovecraft, I got it for myself. So sorry if I don't feel the need to AH myself on the internet.

It was a jocular request to see your tat, dumbass. Don't worry, I doubt anyone gives a shiat about it now that you've shown that you're an asshole.


I had a rats in the walls tat, but I ended up eating it, so you can't see it.
 
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