Is Michelle excluded from this offering?

$100,000?



I'll take the case!

Intrigued.

Why would I want to make the president jealous?

Given the desperation of americans and the high percentage of lunatics in the general population stand by for some streaking. Followed by, no doubt, a lot of running from cellmate bubba.

Sounds like a cruel joke to me.
/what money?

Oh, $ir Richard Bran$on, you so crazy!

If it's legit, I'd do it.

Cooper420: If it's legit, I'd do it.

$100,000 for a lifetime on the S.O. list? You've got balls, I'll say.

What a waste of money and pointless stunt nobody cares about.

"It is great fun and entertainment."

Amateur JackAss is rarely entertaining.

"Dear Mr. President,
I write to you today to ask a simple favor that only you, in your infinite wisdom and current status as President of the United States can fulfill.

If it is not too much trouble, I would like to appear before you at the White House, or another place of your convenience, for a photo opportunity. It is a simple request, but carries one caveat. One of us will need to be naked in this shoot. I have taken it upon myself to accept the responsibility of becoming nude, so that you will not need to do so.

Please consider my request, I offer it with the greatest respect in the honor and tradition of the leadership of this country. I hope to hear back from you soon.

Thank you,
Harry Ballsonia

they'd tackle you before you got your boxers off and then the douchebag wouldn't pay out.

What is it with Brits and streaking ?

This should be easy, he's already taxing the pants off of us! Just wait until he makes us give the shirt off our back!

/except not really.

I guess it's too late.

Headso: they'd tackle you before you got your boxers off and then the douchebag wouldn't pay out.

Dude, you create clothing that strips off easily. One pull and you're naked. All you need to do is shout the thing he wants and make sure it's on video with Obama seeing it. Sounds pretty simple.

Public indecency is a cheap enough fine that $100,000 is worth it.

Cooper420: you create clothing that strips off easily. One pull and you're naked.

I don't know if I'd want to be making big sudden movements around the prez.

Of course, the same stunt in front of any British politician would be worthless in terms of advertising/attention...although, in front of the Queen might be worth a few quid.

Should add an extra incentive. Maximum for men is £100k, Maximum for Women is £200k, with a £10k bonus for every point on the hotness scale from 1-10.

Actually, that means ugly old woman gets £110k, I don't want to create an incentive for that. Make it 1-5 subtracts money, 6-10 adds money.

The Secret Service is always looking for people who get too close the the President and have odd bumps and ripples showing.

The only difference would be I wasn't wearing clothes.

/odd bumps and ripples FTW!

I can't eat McDonalds. I tried the big mac one time and it made me poop just 6 hours later.

Headso: they'd tackle you before you got your boxers off and then the douchebag wouldn't pay out.

So you have to go commando and have an article of clothing that would rip off easily.

Hm. If they agreed to cover my legal bills and a ticket to his next appearance venue on top of it, I'd almost do it just for the laughs.

/ got bills, however...
// does the billionaire have a contract online

OhMyTVC15: This should be easy, he's already taxing the pants off of us! Just wait until he makes us give the shirt off our back!

/except not really.


Gee, that's weird. My taxes got lower since he's been in office.
It's amazing that you make over $100,000/year & still have time to hang out on FARK.

I'd do that in a second. Probably end up in the loony bin for a while but so what?

Headso: Cooper420: you create clothing that strips off easily. One pull and you're naked.

I don't know if I'd want to be making big sudden movements around the prez.

If some teatard uses the distraction to take a shot, I think 'Brit Billionaire' becomes 'US Federal Inmate'.

There are coupons for McDonalds?

This sounds like an excellent way to get yourself shot by Secret Service. Only a mufftard would try something this stupid.

Yeah, I'd do it except when the secret service saw I was packing they'd shoot me down.

I don't think the Secret Service does mercy killings, wademh.

/snark

$100,000? That's only around £50,000 the last time I looked. Doesn't seem worth getting my colon ruptured by a truncheon.

In before fellatio and buttsecks references.

$100,000 would only cover the retainer for the lawyer you'll need later. Or the plastic surgeon after the secret service bashes your face in. Oh wait, you have to scream "battlecam"? Well, you could have a really fancy funeral.

honk: I don't think the Secret Service does mercy killings, wademh.

/snark

The Ladies do beg for mercy.

/snark snark/

1) Who is Alki David?
2) How did he get rich?
3) How much is he offering people to pull pranks in the Middle East?

But is he a magic Christian?

I'd do it.
He would laugh at my little cracker peener.
We'd go have a beer and talk about old times.

ender_kg:
Waaay too late.

I'm naked and in DC right now. Maybe I'll give Barry a call and see if he'll come over. I'm not putting my naked ass checks on a metrobus seat