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(KHON)   Four-month-old Dylan is the first baby born in Hawaii from frozen eggs, although there's no proof of that unless he produces a long-form birth certificate   (khon2.com) divider line 102
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2010-08-13 05:28:44 AM
It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).
 
2010-08-13 07:32:32 AM
Whar defrost setting? WHAR?
 
2010-08-13 07:32:40 AM
Ignorant Ass never sleeps apparently.
 
2010-08-13 07:34:04 AM
ignite ice: It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

my head just exploded.
 
2010-08-13 07:34:25 AM
He already sounds more qualified than Obama to be President.
 
2010-08-13 07:34:38 AM
Well since I'm one of the first people to see it, I'd just like to say that obviously ignite ice likes to make these trolls, which I'd like to believe are more comedic than not, but just my opinion.

Anyway, what I'd like to say is CALM DOWN.
 
2010-08-13 07:35:38 AM
It is way too early for this shiat....
 
2010-08-13 07:38:38 AM
ignite ice: It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

2/10.
 
2010-08-13 07:39:08 AM
I don't care if Obamao was born in Hawaii or not, he's still anti-American to hs core.
 
2010-08-13 07:40:39 AM
Tenk: Well since I'm one of the first people to see it, I'd just like to say that obviously ignite ice likes to make these trolls, which I'd like to believe are more comedic than not, but just my opinion.

Anyway, what I'd like to say is CALM DOWN.


I'm not a big fan of posts that just say this, but
THIS


Also, science is awesome.
 
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2010-08-13 07:41:08 AM
"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

- Chuck Palahniuk
 
2010-08-13 07:42:59 AM
Fun fact: People vacationing in Hawaii from Alaska refer to it as "defrosting."

Extra bonus fun fact: An African American is president. Get over it.
 
2010-08-13 07:43:42 AM
www.southernstudies.org

Compiled from Hawaii Department of Health records and published about a week after his birth. Now, the guy I used to work with said this is just evidence of the power that THEY have. That THEY can edit a piece of microfilm and inject the data they want in.

So, this will have zero effect on the discussion. I should just go back to the comics page and ogle Edda in Chickweed Lane. And LuAnn is looking pretty hot these days.
 
2010-08-13 07:45:11 AM
Harry Freakstorm: So, this will have zero effect on the discussion. I should just go back to the comics page and ogle Edda in Chickweed Lane. And LuAnn is looking pretty hot these days.

Did you see the Calvin & Hobbes search engine? All kinds of fun.
 
2010-08-13 07:46:16 AM
/waits for some numb-nuts quot my post with "American" crossed out.
 
2010-08-13 07:47:18 AM
Even if it were to be revealed that Obama wasn't born in the US, what would happen? It's not like it's ever happened before and I doubt they have plans for something like this. And even then, I don't think it's a good idea to just kick him out of office and hold a new election. Would only lead to a worse situation than we're already in.
 
2010-08-13 07:47:55 AM
So he's all melty at the edges and still icy cold in the middle?
 
2010-08-13 07:47:58 AM
ignite ice: I'll go with Up and Atom's assessment, 2/10

Triaxis : 1/10 tops, too late. Another, better troll beat you to the punch. The one point is for the mundane unoriginality of the post.
 
2010-08-13 07:48:42 AM
He's white, so it's all good.
 
2010-08-13 07:54:21 AM
Ego edo infantia cattus: Fun fact: People vacationing in Hawaii from Alaska refer to it as "defrosting."

Extra bonus fun fact: An African American is president. Get over it.


There. Don't be racist.
 
2010-08-13 07:58:37 AM
Lol.

Nice one.
 
2010-08-13 07:59:45 AM
ignite ice:

fark off.
 
2010-08-13 08:01:06 AM
ignite ice: It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

So, whats you're saying then... is that Obama is God.
 
2010-08-13 08:02:42 AM
So the same demographic of people that think Obama wasn't born in the US and there is a big secret coverup is the same demographic as the "Sovereign Citizen" nutters. The SC nutters think that birth certificates should be abolished and are being used to track people and force them to participate in various government evil schemes.

So they are using the very thing they claim are invalid, an evil plot and should be abolished to push their lunacy that Obama is some sort of Manchurian Candidate.

Then they wonder why everyone holds them in disdain and makes fun of them.
 
2010-08-13 08:04:50 AM
Great news. Finally the problem of far too few people in the world has been solved. Where's Jimmy Buffet?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-08-13 08:06:14 AM
wippit: ignite ice: It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

So, whats you're saying then... is that Obama is God Allah.
 
2010-08-13 08:07:46 AM
Bohemian: So the same demographic of people that think Obama wasn't born in the US and there is a big secret coverup is the same demographic as the "Sovereign Citizen" nutters. The SC nutters think that birth certificates should be abolished and are being used to track people and force them to participate in various government evil schemes.

So they are using the very thing they claim are invalid, an evil plot and should be abolished to push their lunacy that Obama is some sort of Manchurian Candidate.

Then they wonder why everyone holds them in disdain and makes fun of them.


That, and they think she:

cdn.newsone.com

is presidential timbre.
 
2010-08-13 08:07:58 AM
Ego edo infantia cattus: Fun fact: People vacationing in Hawaii from Alaska refer to it as "defrosting."

Extra bonus fun fact: An African American is president. Get over it.


Typing it in bold doesn't make it true, ya know.
 
2010-08-13 08:07:59 AM
Skoro: . Would only lead to a worse situation than we're already in.

Hahaha! Good one. Me laughed.
 
2010-08-13 08:09:20 AM
advex101: ignite ice: It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

my head just exploded.


Take the hook out of your mouth.
/This guy's good.
 
2010-08-13 08:09:55 AM
Tavillion: wippit:
So, whats you're saying then... is that Obama is God Allah.


Same shirt, different color.
 
2010-08-13 08:12:02 AM
ingorant ice (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

2500 years of classical logic would like a word with you if you weren't functionally retarded.
 
2010-08-13 08:13:06 AM
Bohemian: Then they wonder why everyone holds them in disdain and makes fun of them.

I bet most birthers have never heard of your birth certificate kook theory.

There are many kooks. Oh well.

Obama was born in Hawaii, and of course he's eligible to be president. I hate that I have to point out that I realize this, because it's well demonstrated.

I think birthers are a predictable reaction to a nutcase like Obama being so secretive, though. He's friends with a lot of kooks who actually would pull some silly manchurian shiat. Ayers and Wright really are far beyond that kind of thing. People don't know much about Obama, and he's really, really weird. His old lady is a dirtbag, his parents were farking imbeciles, and no one remembers him from school (not that he wasn't there, but odd). Dude wrote two memoirs already. And he probably didn't even write them (seriously, read Obama's actual writing, and listen to him speak off script, and tell me he wrote Dreams, which was written by someone probably 50 IQ points better than Obama).

In short, Obama's shady. People don't trust him. There are normal people who don't trust him, and nutty people who don't trust him.

Is Obama less trustworthy than most other politicians at the top level? Sadly, he's probably about average.
 
2010-08-13 08:13:14 AM
advex101
ignite ice: It's not just about the birth certificate. There's a whole bunch of information the government isn't telling us about Obama. He and they are lying to us and getting away with it, and people don't care enough to call them out on it. I can't prove he was born in Kenya, but you can't disprove it either. Yet in most all of those cases, the person who is tasked with disproving it is usually the person who is wrong (e.g. it's logical to believe in the existence of God on the basis that one cannot disprove it).

my head just exploded
.

And this guy called me an idiot. Ha!
 
2010-08-13 08:16:23 AM
Sybarite: So he's all melty at the edges and still icy cold in the middle?

I doubt it. He's had 13 months (9 in the womb, 4 out of the womb) to defrost.
 
2010-08-13 08:17:11 AM
wippit: Tavillion: wippit:
So, whats you're saying then... is that Obama is God Allah.

Same shirt, different color.


Like this? (pops)
 
2010-08-13 08:17:22 AM
Dear Fark,

STFU! With your "holier than thou", "I can say anything becuase I voted for Obama" politicking.

Thank You

PS

STFU!
 
2010-08-13 08:20:14 AM
Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.

/I steal because I love, Trey and Matt
 
2010-08-13 08:21:27 AM
Posted that in the wrong thread, oops :P
 
2010-08-13 08:21:59 AM
wippit: Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.

/I steal because I love, Trey and Matt


Not sure what this has to do with this thread
 
2010-08-13 08:22:46 AM
Tenk: Well since I'm one of the first people to see it, I'd just like to say that obviously ignite ice likes to make these trolls, which I'd like to believe are more comedic than not, but just my opinion.

Anyway, what I'd like to say is CALM DOWN.


I find them comically amusing too. However, I also think ii would make a terrible bf/gf because the transgender is partial to trolling.

/And ii's always on fark
//Basement dweller and what not
///Probably a stud
 
2010-08-13 08:23:12 AM
The times, they are a-changin'
 
2010-08-13 08:24:11 AM
wippit
Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.

You posted this exact quote yesterday. Talk about pete meet repeat. FYI: you're in the wrong thread too.
 
2010-08-13 08:25:32 AM
HelenKellersFingers:

You posted this exact quote yesterday. Talk about pete meet repeat. FYI: you're in the wrong thread too.


That wasn't me... I wasn't on Fark all day yesterday.

Somebody was stealing my stolen quote? Is nothing sacred?
 
2010-08-13 08:26:14 AM
wippit: Posted that in the wrong thread, oops :P

I wouldn't worry about it. You still managed to make more sense than the post above yours.
 
2010-08-13 08:30:20 AM
Cryo-baby, like his mother.

/Penguin vs Stork?
 
2010-08-13 08:31:19 AM
DjangoStonereaver: is presidential timbre.

Timbre? Do you mean caliber? I have never heard of that being used as a synonym for quality in this sense of the word.
 
2010-08-13 08:34:05 AM
wippit
HelenKellersFingers:

You posted this exact quote yesterday. Talk about pete meet repeat. FYI: you're in the wrong thread too.

That wasn't me... I wasn't on Fark all day yesterday.

Somebody was stealing my stolen quote? Is nothing sacred?


Welcome to Fark and all that jazz.
 
2010-08-13 08:36:49 AM
xria: DjangoStonereaver: is presidential timbre.

Timbre? Do you mean caliber? I have never heard of that being used as a synonym for quality in this sense of the word.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=presidential+timbre
 
2010-08-13 08:38:21 AM
Quantum Apostrophe: Take the hook out of your mouth.
/This guy's good.


No, he isn't "good". He's just another boring idiot troll on a site chock full of boring idiot trolls.
 
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