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(RickLimpert.info)   Alabama can't spell 'Mississippi' on football tickets...Role Tiade   (ricklimpert.squarespace.com ) divider line
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2010-08-12 11:42:09 PM  
Oh 'Bama? Where did you go wrong?
 
2010-08-12 11:49:25 PM  
o'bama cant git anything correct
 
2010-08-12 11:51:37 PM  
We never said we weren't rednecks.
 
2010-08-13 12:00:20 AM  
Give em a break, it's Alabama. You can't expect them to be good at football and learnin.
 
2010-08-13 12:22:49 AM  
Role Tiade? C'mon. Everybody knows that, by the time these sister-farking hicks can get the words around their tooth and Chrysler-sized wads of Skoal, it sounds more like "Row Todd".
 
2010-08-13 12:28:53 AM  
It's Alabama, what'd you expect?

/they'll still win, don't worry
//wroll tyd?
 
2010-08-13 12:55:05 AM  
Maybe someone had to take a P.
 
2010-08-13 12:58:07 AM  
This is bad news for Alabama.
 
2010-08-13 01:15:13 AM  
Bama fan and Bama grad here to say this is funny. I don't care if it is my alma motter.
 
2010-08-13 01:28:30 AM  
Washington Natinals nod approvingly.
 
2010-08-13 01:31:51 AM  
This is why I am thankful my grandfather taught me how to spell it: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-in your-I.
 
2010-08-13 01:35:42 AM  
Do you think any Mississippi fans could tell?
 
2010-08-13 01:46:01 AM  
Texas vs. Nebrasky?
 
2010-08-13 02:15:35 AM  

wejash: Do you think any Mississippi fans could tell?


That.
 
2010-08-13 02:30:28 AM  

ChrisPC: This is bad news for Alabama.


THE VERY WORST NEWS, SIR!
 
2010-08-13 04:03:19 AM  
I expected more from the school that canceled classes for 3 days so the student could watch a 3 hour long football game.
 
2010-08-13 07:45:03 AM  
The spelling error is bad enough, but what about the blatant deception displayed on the ticket? 97 First Team All-Americans! I know Tide fans like to exaggerate, but come on... there can only conceivably be a couple dozen players on the first team, counting offense/defense/K/P.
 
2010-08-13 08:42:23 AM  

MarshHawk: The spelling error is bad enough, but what about the blatant deception displayed on the ticket? 97 First Team All-Americans! I know Tide fans like to exaggerate, but come on... there can only conceivably be a couple dozen players on the first team, counting offense/defense/K/P.


That was 97 just last year alone. Don't even ask about the all time total.
 
2010-08-13 08:54:11 AM  
Aye have know commint.
 
2010-08-13 09:23:48 AM  
West Virgina approves.
 
2010-08-13 09:54:11 AM  
Where's the "P"?....running down your leg.

/all time favorite kindergarten joke
//first day of kindergarten for my oldest daughter today....*sniffle
 
2010-08-13 10:06:44 AM  
Yeah, but there's only one P in CHAMPIONS.

Suck it, haters.

images.free-extras.com
 
2010-08-13 11:07:21 AM  

Doogled: wejash: Do you think any Mississippi fans could tell?

That.


Mississippi fans probably can't tell the difference, but MISSISSIPPI STATE fans can! Get your SEC schools straight...
 
2010-08-13 12:00:46 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Aye have know commint.


Aren't you going to "this" yourself?
 
2010-08-13 12:06:02 PM  

QU!RK1019: Krymson Tyde: Aye have know commint.

Aren't you going to "this" yourself?


Nah, I'll let this one stand on its own.
 
2010-08-13 12:49:30 PM  
Oh geez. Everyone knows you sing it to spell it.
Ahem.
MIS SIS SIPPI
It used to be so hard to spell it used to make me cry

/Thats all I remember
//I don't know how you farkers make the musical notes so I'm off to investigate now. Then I'll weep for my state some more
 
2010-08-13 12:56:57 PM  

finaboy: Yeah, but there's only one P in CHAMPIONS.

Suck it, haters.


YM "Chamion"

/ever been to Tuscaloosa?
 
2010-08-13 12:57:47 PM  

bravesfan44: Oh geez. Everyone knows you sing it to spell it.
Ahem.
MIS SIS SIPPI
It used to be so hard to spell it used to make me cry

/Thats all I remember
//I don't know how you farkers make the musical notes so I'm off to investigate now. Then I'll weep for my state some more


Or "M - I - Double S - I - Double S - I - Double P - I"
 
2010-08-13 01:43:26 PM  

QU!RK1019: bravesfan44: Oh geez. Everyone knows you sing it to spell it.
Ahem.
MIS SIS SIPPI
It used to be so hard to spell it used to make me cry

/Thats all I remember
//I don't know how you farkers make the musical notes so I'm off to investigate now. Then I'll weep for my state some more

Or "M - I - Double S - I - Double S - I - Double P - I"


We learned it: M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I.

In North Alabama we's hardcore.
 
2010-08-13 02:07:33 PM  

finaboy: Yeah, but there's only one P in CHAMPIONS.

Suck it, haters.


Alabampa?
 
2010-08-13 02:56:26 PM  
aren't they all uneducated git r done rednecks going to a school that has not education standards because everyone in those states has below average IQs anyways? Who cares.
 
2010-08-13 03:52:23 PM  

QU!RK1019: bravesfan44: Oh geez. Everyone knows you sing it to spell it.
Ahem.
MIS SIS SIPPI
It used to be so hard to spell it used to make me cry

/Thats all I remember
//I don't know how you farkers make the musical notes so I'm off to investigate now. Then I'll weep for my state some more

Or "M - I - Double S - I - Double S - I - Double P - I"


Krymson Tyde: QU!RK1019: bravesfan44: Oh geez. Everyone knows you sing it to spell it.
Ahem.
MIS SIS SIPPI
It used to be so hard to spell it used to make me cry

/Thats all I remember
//I don't know how you farkers make the musical notes so I'm off to investigate now. Then I'll weep for my state some more

Or "M - I - Double S - I - Double S - I - Double P - I"

We learned it: M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I.

In North Alabama we's hardcore.


Hey that's right! I remember those now that ya'll mention them. Hardcore? You d@mn right we're hardcore. We so hardcore, porn producers and gang members kiss our assets.
 
2010-08-13 03:55:48 PM  

Kanaric: aren't they all uneducated git r done rednecks going to a school that has not education standards because everyone in those states has below average IQs anyways? Who cares.


I think, despite your tenuous grasp on the English language, I understand what you are attempting to say. If I am correct the appropriate response would be:

Yer a hunnerd percent right on the money right there cowboy!
 
2010-08-13 03:57:45 PM  

Kanaric: aren't they all uneducated git r done rednecks going to a school that has not education standards because everyone in those states has below average IQs anyways? Who cares.


Four errors in two sentences, not even counting failure to capitalise the first word. That's some quality education you are displaying there, snowflake.

You know you're a loser when you can't even insult THESE people without shooting yourself in the foot:
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-13 03:58:50 PM  
The University of Alabama ranked 12th in the nation among public universities in the enrollment of National Merit Scholars in 2007. Seven University of Alabama students were named to the 2008 USA Today All-USA College Academic Team, the most of any school. This year's team brings UA's total for the last six years to 31, a figure that tops all other colleges and universities. UA had the most students on the list in 2006 with six and in 2005 and 2003, both with five. In 2007, UA tied with Washington University-St. Louis for the most team members with four. In 2004, with four students on the team, UA came in second only to Harvard.

A printer made an error, but who cares? We're #1 in football, and Mississippi State leaves their p on our field.
 
2010-08-13 05:42:12 PM  

Dubai Vol: Kanaric: aren't they all uneducated git r done rednecks going to a school that has not education standards because everyone in those states has below average IQs anyways? Who cares.

Four errors in two sentences, not even counting failure to capitalise the first word. That's some quality education you are displaying there, snowflake.

You know you're a loser when you can't even insult THESE people without shooting yourself in the foot:


I know those guys, well one of them, one is dead. Not an idiot by a far sight, just displaying team spirit in a unique way.
 
2010-08-13 08:57:43 PM  
Around the bowl
And down the hole
Roll tiade roll
 
2010-08-13 10:22:14 PM  

yellowcat: Doogled: wejash: Do you think any Mississippi fans could tell?

That.

Mississippi fans probably can't tell the difference, but MISSISSIPPI STATE fans can! Get your SEC schools straight...


Mississippi State fans would probably get lost and start ringing a cowbell to distract you when they can't finish it.

\would not be surprised to see maroon vuvuzelas next month popping up in Starkville....
 
2010-08-14 03:16:03 AM  

yellowcat: Doogled: wejash: Do you think any Mississippi fans could tell?

That.

Mississippi fans probably can't tell the difference, but MISSISSIPPI STATE fans can! Get your SEC schools straight...


Ah, I missed it was STATE.

Hold on, l e t m e s p e a k m o r e s l o w l y. D o e s t h a t h e l p ?
 
2010-08-14 11:12:40 PM  
Alabamer vs. Pen State
 
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