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(The Superficial) Sad Subby yesterday: I wouldn't mind seeing some Sarah Silverman swimsuit pics. Subby today: meh (Sad tag subs for non-existent Extremely Disappointed tag)   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 116
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teto85 [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:34:42 PM
That's a fat suit Sarah is wearing. Right? right?
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:38:57 PM
Well that's a shame.
 
ju66l3r
2010-08-12 04:39:07 PM
Subby, I would hate to be you.

That is what a normal hottie looks like when you don't false color and photoshop the hell out of her.
 
MonstarMike [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:39:20 PM
Holy crap! She's let herself go.

What happened to this?
www.just-leaked.com
 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:41:36 PM
ju66l3r: Subby, I would hate to be you.

That is what a normal hottie looks like when you don't false color and photoshop the hell out of her.

I thought about it. At first I was kind of in agreement but really looking at it, that's a bit frumpy.
 
H31N0US
2010-08-12 04:43:50 PM
MonstarMike: What happened to this?

sammiches
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:44:00 PM
I hate to say it but she gives me a chubby.

I like her particular brand of snark, it's hot.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:47:07 PM
Never found her hot.

Really don't now.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:47:51 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: that's a bit frumpy.

This. That's about the least flattering bathing suit I've seen in a while.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:50:23 PM
She's never looked more Jewish.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 04:54:50 PM
H31N0US: MonstarMike: What happened to this?

sammiches

And hitting the mid to late-30's, too. Sorry to say she looks rather normal, fellas.
 
Spanky_McFarksalot
2010-08-12 04:57:22 PM
MonstarMike: What happened to this?

Photoshop doesn't work in real life?
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 05:00:17 PM
Can't be worse than trying to watch her show.
 
bogey
2010-08-12 05:00:52 PM
bighasbeen: She's never looked more Jewish.

I thought the same thing but was too much of a coward to say it.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 05:25:22 PM
bighasbeen: She's never looked more Jewish.

you sound Gentile.

/and 100% correct
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 05:31:12 PM
How ordinary
 
demanton
2010-08-12 06:24:11 PM
MonstarMike: What happened to this?

img237.imageshack.us
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2010-08-12 06:25:45 PM
bogey: bighasbeen: She's never looked more Jewish.

I thought the same thing but was too much of a coward to say it.

I stared at it for about 5 minutes before I hit "Add Comment".

elvisaintdead: bighasbeen: She's never looked more Jewish.

you sound Gentile.

/and 100% correct

And no one looks more goy either.
 
jwmc1971
2010-08-14 09:05:37 AM
nobody noticed the AVG warning that a thread " active rouge scanner " was blocked ? wtf ?!?
 
movieman_1979
2010-08-14 09:07:04 AM
Well, that was disappointing.

Anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk with this
http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/Lt/mcx1007FEGarner001-medium-n e w.jpg
 
movieman_1979
2010-08-14 09:08:27 AM
correction, this:

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/Lt/mcx1007FEGarner001-medium-n e w.jpg
 
movieman_1979
2010-08-14 09:17:32 AM
goddammitsomuch! ok, you know what, it's a moot point, but if anyone's curious, just cut and paste the photo address in the bar and take away the spaces in n e w
 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 09:24:00 AM
Meh, I'd still hit it. Even though I find her comedy not at all funny.

/so would most of you, admit it
 
veryequiped
2010-08-14 09:28:07 AM
How unfortunate, but reversible

Now we need some sexy Farkettes to post their pics to show us what sexy looks like.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2010-08-14 09:28:45 AM
someone post the pics...blocked. sad.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 09:32:46 AM
Maybe she's pregnant.
 
movieman_1979
2010-08-14 09:36:24 AM
Now we need some sexy Farkettes to post their pics to show us what sexy looks like

THIS! :-)
 
dramatools [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 09:37:59 AM
If any of you had gone through all the pictures, you would have seen that Michelle Williams was looking a bit rough as well. I think I'd rather take Sarah and her shapeless abs over Michelle's beady eyes and droopy boobs.
 
Fomby_Belcher [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 09:38:20 AM
Not good.
 
Brooklyn Irish Mets Fan
2010-08-14 09:46:34 AM
I always thought she was attractive but unfunny. Now she's neither.
Fortunately, she'll be rendered completely obsolete by an actually funny Amy Schumer:

Link (NSFW Audio, predictably horrible youtube comments)
 
cryinoutloud
2010-08-14 10:03:17 AM
dramatools: If any of you had gone through all the pictures, you would have seen that Michelle Williams was looking a bit rough as well. I think I'd rather take Sarah and her shapeless abs over Michelle's beady eyes and droopy boobs.

?? Right. Droopy.

cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
egomann
2010-08-14 10:04:37 AM
I loved her bit in Funny People.

She said that she knew she could never live up to anyones expectations.

She does not look terrible, but that is a very unflattering swimsuit with bad lighting.
 
beerrun
2010-08-14 10:06:51 AM
Did Sarah ever have an ass?
Or has it migrated up to her waist?
 
Xythero
2010-08-14 10:06:58 AM
She doesn't look bad for her age. According to Wikipedia she turns 40 in December. She seems so young on her show and in that "I'm farking Matt Damon" video, it's easy to forget she was on SNL during the Farley years.
 
douchebag/hater
2010-08-14 10:17:11 AM
Nabb1 [TotalFark] Quote 2010-08-12 04:54:50 PM
H31N0US: MonstarMike: What happened to this?

sammiches

And hitting the mid to late-30's, too. Sorry to say she looks rather normal, fellas.

Only if by 'normal' you mean someone who does particularly care about her appearance any more.

I always thought she was naturally thin-ish but farking Allah! there's not a curve to found; her torso is shaped like a brick.
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 10:18:16 AM
movieman_1979: Now we need some sexy Farkettes to post their pics to show us what sexy looks like

THIS! :-)

LOL. Yah, lets throw more TFatties in the mix. Maybe it'll kill my morning wood for tomorrow too.
 
TheLopper
2010-08-14 10:22:26 AM
ju66l3r: Subby, I would hate to be you.

That is what a normal hottie looks like when you don't false color and photoshop the hell out of her.

I've seen a lot of "normal hotties" that look a hell of a lot better than that. They were, you know, hot.

/at niagra falls
//you wouldn't know them.
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 10:38:38 AM
Wow, the basement-dwelling constituency is a difficult one to please.
 
acronym
2010-08-14 10:43:16 AM
coco ebert: Wow, the basement-dwelling constituency is a difficult one to please.

So's your mom
i472.photobucket.com
 
Marshmallow Jones
2010-08-14 10:47:24 AM
Yep, she looks like a dumpy, aging housewife, but she farted in front of everyone and then peed in the pool, so at least her act is still there.

/unfunny heeb coont
 
2chris2
2010-08-14 10:48:48 AM
Is this another of those threads where Farkers are shocked to find out that women don't look as good at 40 as they did when they were 20?
 
84Charlie
2010-08-14 10:55:27 AM
I'm not shocked that Sarah looks like she does(looks good for 40 I must say), I'm just amazed at how pale she is.
 
Psumek
2010-08-14 10:58:57 AM
coco ebert: Wow, the basement-dwelling constituency is a difficult one to please.

The rules of Fark lust:

start off fat = good
end up fat = not good
 
Brooklyn Irish Mets Fan
2010-08-14 10:59:08 AM
2chris2: Is this another of those threads where Farkers are shocked to find out that women don't look as good at 40 as they did when they were 20?



Most don't have THAT big a dropoff by 40.
 
HumbleGenius
2010-08-14 11:04:02 AM
I just went limp.
 
Owangotang
2010-08-14 11:08:22 AM
www.zap2it.com

Older. Hotter. Funnier.
 
child_god
2010-08-14 11:11:41 AM
Frumpy bikini is frumpy. I've seen worse.

One piece bikini's are for women that have had at least 2 children. It hides the mushy brains they have for stomach skin.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 11:13:05 AM
At least it wasn't Jimmy Kimmel. Live.
 
awfulperson [TotalFark]
2010-08-14 11:13:46 AM
I think the real problem is that she's wearing the "Mom jeans" equivalent of a bathing suit. Very unflattering. The only thing missing is the ruffle at the bottom.
 
mhd
2010-08-14 11:14:27 AM
Girl, that swimsuit is so not you!

/probably wears it so that she won't get raped again
 
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