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2010-08-12 07:19:53 AM
11*3=45? Not a math major, were you, subby?
 
2010-08-12 07:20:02 AM
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
 
2010-08-12 07:27:24 AM
It took about 30 seconds, but now I REALLY want to punch this kid in the face.

And I weep for our future, because TV execs love morons like this, which means it's only a matter of time because he has his own show. God help us all.
 
2010-08-12 07:29:55 AM
This child needs to be put down. It's the only thing to do.
 
2010-08-12 07:33:42 AM
notmtwain: 11*3=45? Not a math major, were you, subby?

No, I have to admit that I wasn't

On the other hand, being a product of the British schooling system, I didn't have to earn a degree in maths to successfully divide 12 by 3.
 
2010-08-12 07:36:37 AM
This kid might signal the end of network television as we know it. And that can't be a bad thing, can it?
 
2010-08-12 07:44:18 AM
1. That kid is annoying as hell. But if you're watching the Early Show it'd just be motivation to turn off the TV and go to work.

2. A trimester is generally 3 months in terms of pregnancy. 4 trimesters in a year. 45/4= 11.25. Subby wins at math, notmtwain fails at knowing what a trimester is.
 
2010-08-12 07:52:25 AM
11 * (12/3) = 44 + 3 = 47 trimesters

you have to count the three in the womb.
 
2010-08-12 08:22:27 AM
www.gilbertgottfried.com his lovechild approves
 
2010-08-12 08:48:11 AM
Inception wasn't that f*cking confusing, kid.
 
2010-08-12 09:01:21 AM
I get the feeling that kid gets confused by a large bag of popcorn.

/hey kid perhaps if you STFU and pay attention to things you might be able to figure them out.
 
2010-08-12 09:05:55 AM
and subby still wins at "maths" even if he wants to pluralize the word, just because the kid is 11 doesn't mean the abort has to happen exactly at the age he is now as long as subby isn't over the aproximated correct trimester of the current age. in my opinion it was prob best to abort when the whole speech thing developed.
 
2010-08-12 09:09:00 AM
His mom thinks he's cool.
 
2010-08-12 09:11:53 AM
Wow, that kid needed a dad.
 
2010-08-12 09:18:16 AM
OH. MY. GOD.

This is not a real kid. He's a live action cartoon character.
 
2010-08-12 09:20:21 AM
notmtwain: 11*3=45? Not a math major, were you, subby?

Hmmm subby may not be a math major... but apparently you weren't either... (EvilEgg has the idea)
 
2010-08-12 09:25:35 AM
Give it time. He'll get worn out from the pressure and the glamor, start to go balding, and we'll have a real life version of Jon Lovitz The Critic.
 
2010-08-12 09:27:36 AM
And they say American television is a wasteland? Pfft. That's just crazy talk.
 
2010-08-12 09:28:25 AM
First thought: Home-schooled.

Second thought:
www.seoish.com
 
2010-08-12 10:05:10 AM
I guess I'm the only one here who found it hilarious. Do pity the kid though, growing up is going to be tough on him.
 
2010-08-12 10:05:46 AM
The poor kid is eleven.

Eleven.

Eleven year old kids are annoying and weird and should not be given the chance to make the world see their assholish eleven year old behavior as unique. Really, think of the stupid sh*t we all did when we were that age. I used to rollerskate around the basement and sing along to Don McLean LP's. I don't want the world to see that. But if some dude had come up to me back then and said "hey, you dorky little f*ck! Imma make you a star!" well I would have been all for it.

Because I was stupid.

The producer for this segment or whoever is promoting this kid should be shot.

He's going to have everybody hate him before he can even realize how to do this sh*t.
 
2010-08-12 10:19:21 AM
That kid sounds like Glenn Beck.
 
2010-08-12 10:23:41 AM
No wonder Inception was confusing, it's was made for *adults* you little DB. What a farking joke, it's like asking an 11 year old what kind of car I should buy.
 
2010-08-12 10:27:12 AM
I kept hoping Homer Simpson would pop out and strangle the kid.
 
2010-08-12 10:35:38 AM
ArthurDeko: No wonder Inception was confusing, it's was made for *adults* you little DB. What a farking joke, it's like asking an 11 year old what kind of car I should buy.

Get a cool one with flames on the side that goes real fast! Vrooooooooooooooom.
 
2010-08-12 10:38:34 AM
I was told there would be no math.

I have a little cousin about that age and he is just as annoying.
 
2010-08-12 10:39:50 AM
SouthernManDunWrong: his lovechild approves

That's it! While watching the video, I kept thinking, "this is like watching an Andy Milonakis version of.... ohhhh, what's his name?!"
 
2010-08-12 10:43:50 AM
pope183: and subby still wins at "maths" even if he wants to pluralize the word,

It's my understanding that, in Britain, 'maths' is, in fact, the term used for the subject we in the States call 'math.' I suppose it makes more sense, given that the original term is 'mathematics,' and not 'mathematic.'
 
2010-08-12 10:45:12 AM
I heard this kid on the Stern show earlier this week. I wanted to punch him repeatedly just from hearing his voice. My feelings haven't changed after seeing that video.
 
2010-08-12 10:52:53 AM
Having to hear an 11 year old wine about Inception being confusing

Is just as stupid as

Hearing Ebert complain that Scooby Doo 2 didn't have any character development.

/which he (Ebert) did btw
 
2010-08-12 12:03:37 PM
He'll be a well balanced adult.
 
2010-08-12 12:04:13 PM
This is what Gene Shalit Berthed and Glenn Beck barfed on.

By the Salt review, urge to punch the kid's face rose exponentially.

/wonders how his first time will end up being.
 
2010-08-12 12:19:37 PM
I feel actual, cringing pain right now. I write this after 19 seconds into the vid! I hate him SO much, and I don't know why!

If someone could explain the psychological reasons behind my disgust for this creature, please enlighten me! GODDAMNIT!
 
2010-08-12 12:20:13 PM
notmtwain: 11*3=45? Not a math major, were you, subby?

Looks like you are not a math major either.

He is 11 plus 9 months.

If a trimester equals 13 weeks, then there are 4 trimesters in a year.

So,

11 * 4 = 44

He was also a fetus for 9 months. So that means three more trimesters.

44 + 3 = 47

So the answer really is 47.
 
2010-08-12 12:23:25 PM
That's what I get for not reading the thread. Just got to excited about the egregious error.

/wonders what drugs the kid is on.
 
2010-08-12 12:26:07 PM
Jackson began his career as a movie critic in January 2006, at the age of 7 1/2.

So all you math majors.. I submit THIS is when said abortion should have taken place.

Skynet needs to rewire the terminator to take him out in December of 05.
 
2010-08-12 12:27:48 PM
pope183: and subby still wins at "maths" even if he wants to pluralize the word, just because the kid is 11 doesn't mean the abort has to happen exactly at the age he is now as long as subby isn't over the aproximated correct trimester of the current age. in my opinion it was prob best to abort when the whole speech thing developed.

Trig, geometry, calc, statistics... Maths!

But I go with what madden101 said.
 
2010-08-12 12:32:21 PM
So, yeah. The kids on TV, we're not.

/not a hater
//would rather watch him than FOX anytime.
///OK. Maybe a little bit.
 
2010-08-12 12:42:17 PM
I think this kid well represents the intellect of the average movie-going adult.
 
2010-08-12 12:52:47 PM
this kid is like the clapper.

two claps and the window he was in closed.
 
2010-08-12 12:53:51 PM
CowboyNinjaD: That kid sounds like Glenn Beck Gilbert Gottfried.
 
2010-08-12 01:01:36 PM
"When I get home, I'm going to punch your Momma in the mouth"

-Sheriff Buford T. Justice

If I was that kids Dad, I'd leave him at the local fire dept bound and gagged with a note that says "For the good of humanity, DO NOT REMOVE GAG".
 
2010-08-12 01:03:05 PM
notmtwain: 11*3=45? Not a math major, were you, subby?

I turned it off immediately after the kid's way-too-perky "Good MORNING..." chirp.

Who bets there's at least one prom queen parent in the background hoping this kid becomes the next big thing a la Justin Chokemetodeath?
 
2010-08-12 01:09:59 PM
I am still confused....this has kept me up all day.

If I were 11 how many trimesters would I be?
 
2010-08-12 01:12:27 PM
Buckner: I am still confused....this has kept me up all day.

If I were 11 how many trimesters would I be?


If you were 11, you would be 47 trimesters old.

And just to clear up any confusion, I said 45 because that would have been a good six months before he turned into the thing you see in the video ...

/subby
 
2010-08-12 01:29:58 PM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Buckner: I am still confused....this has kept me up all day.

If I were 11 how many trimesters would I be?

If you were 11, you would be 47 trimesters old.

And just to clear up any confusion, I said 45 because that would have been a good six months before he turned into the thing you see in the video ...

/subby


You thought you were very clever. How's that working for ya?
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2010-08-12 01:38:45 PM
Don't worry everyone...that kid is going to spend many days in his future with an ice pack on his eye.
 
2010-08-12 01:51:31 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

RAGE!
 
2010-08-12 02:17:09 PM
Hey, they kid could be more annoying... he could be trolling forums with snarky comments about how many trimesters old an 11 year old is.
 
2010-08-12 02:17:53 PM
What's the Kid's TF handle?
 
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