Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   Whiplash mistress goes free. No, sir, you don't want another. Trust me   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Scary, Ms. Thomas, sheriff court  
•       •       •

22398 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2010 at 1:30 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



81 Comments     (+0 »)
 


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2010-08-11 01:33:00 AM  
Whiplash girlchild

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c
 
2010-08-11 01:33:13 AM  
Subby just GAVE me whiplash when I jerked away from that!
 
2010-08-11 01:33:30 AM  
www.mixfmsyria.com
 
2010-08-11 01:36:42 AM  
I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with, but after trying various different mistresses, I found one that was confident in her style.

I don't like humiliation, just the feeling of being controlled. My current Mistress loves control and punishment, and I feel my money is well spent.

This "mistress" is a black mark on this lovely profession.
 
2010-08-11 01:39:20 AM  
Did somebody shave a bear?

/How about no?
 
2010-08-11 01:42:40 AM  
They should have gotten a "better" pose. The tilted head, with the hands on the hips. Luckily, I have only see it at work a few times, so I'm not sure of the rest of the body language.
 
2010-08-11 01:43:52 AM  
They need to prosecute the men that paid for that.
 
2010-08-11 01:43:54 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with, but after trying various different mistresses, I found one that was confident in her style.

I don't like humiliation, just the feeling of being controlled. My current Mistress loves control and punishment, and I feel my money is well spent.

This "mistress" is a black mark on this lovely profession.


www.memedepot.com

/obligatory
 
2010-08-11 01:44:16 AM  

RatMaster999: Did somebody shave a bear?

/How about no?


i1025.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-11 01:45:03 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
She told cops she was a dominatrix who did not "do sex" - but instead "humiliated" clients, who paid her between £20 and £60.


...surely the humiliation part was free?
 
2010-08-11 01:45:07 AM  
a.imageshack.us
 
2010-08-11 01:47:47 AM  
i didn't want the first one! she strong!
 
2010-08-11 01:48:21 AM  
The humiliation part was she made them take her out for dinner afterwards and admit they slept with her. Moped indeed.
 
2010-08-11 01:52:48 AM  
Paying THAT 60 pounds for sex? Who wouldn't be humiliated?
 
2010-08-11 01:55:21 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with, but after trying various different mistresses, I found one that was confident in her style.

I don't like humiliation, just the feeling of being controlled. My current Mistress loves control and punishment, and I feel my money is well spent.

This "mistress" is a black mark on this lovely profession.


Dude, your secretary just called. You need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2010-08-11 01:56:05 AM  
...

JESUS CHRIST! Why didn't you warn m...

Oh. Right.
 
2010-08-11 01:56:39 AM  
So the humiliation was actually being seen in public with this.

www.kentomatic.com
 
2010-08-11 02:00:10 AM  
i1025.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-11 02:13:44 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with


you're doing it wrong if you feel comfortable with her.....
 
2010-08-11 02:15:09 AM  

eas81: So the humiliation was actually being seen in public with this.


EYEBLEACH! MY EYES ZEE GOGGLES ZEY DO NAWSINK!
 
2010-08-11 02:28:11 AM  

farkinawsome: BadAnalogyGuy: But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with

you're doing it wrong if you feel comfortable with her.....


If you don't feel comfortable and don't trust your Mistress, you can never fully enjoy the reversal of roles.
 
2010-08-11 02:44:33 AM  
Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.
 
2010-08-11 02:54:37 AM  
torontosportsmedia.files.wordpress.com

Looks like someone didn't Do-right
 
2010-08-11 03:01:04 AM  

TimGuy: Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.



Why? I'm all kinds of curious. Granted, I'm interested in occasionally being a Dom, not a sub.
 
2010-08-11 03:08:55 AM  

RatMaster999: TimGuy: Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.


Why? I'm all kinds of curious. Granted, I'm interested in occasionally being a Dom, not a sub.


I think it's just that a lot of people don't fully understand their own sexuality. They are afraid of what they might find, so they hide themselves away under the cloak of "normal heterosexuality" without ever investigating and experimenting with the sexual urges that consume them.
 
2010-08-11 03:12:30 AM  
www.timelesstrinkets.com
 
2010-08-11 03:16:04 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: RatMaster999: TimGuy: Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.


Why? I'm all kinds of curious. Granted, I'm interested in occasionally being a Dom, not a sub.

I think it's just that a lot of people don't fully understand their own sexuality. They are afraid of what they might find, so they hide themselves away under the cloak of "normal heterosexuality" without ever investigating and experimenting with the sexual urges that consume them.


That could very well be. I always figure its best to be a "try" sexual and give most things a shot. I would say try everything, but there are just some things I have no interest in, like scat, or bestiality. As long as nobody's getting harmed, (hurt's ok, if they want to be) where's the problem?

I would stay up and ask questions, but I have to get up for work in just a couple of hours. Good night
 
2010-08-11 03:25:21 AM  
EEK - A fat biatch!
 
2010-08-11 03:28:27 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with, but after trying various different mistresses, I found one that was confident in her style.

I don't like humiliation, just the feeling of being controlled. My current Mistress loves control and punishment, and I feel my money is well spent.

This "mistress" is a black mark on this lovely profession.


You need to change your screen name once in awhile, if you want people to believe you.
 
2010-08-11 03:38:08 AM  
Well, the comments section on the article keeps it short and to the point, or as the kids say these days "over in one":

She wouldn't have to whip me for me to feel humiliated. Just handing the money over to that horror would be humiliation enough.
 
2010-08-11 03:39:22 AM  
I'd need at least $20,000 to do anything with her. She's just terrible.
 
2010-08-11 05:03:52 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: RatMaster999: TimGuy: Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.


Why? I'm all kinds of curious. Granted, I'm interested in occasionally being a Dom, not a sub.

I think it's just that a lot of people don't fully understand their own sexuality. They are afraid of what they might find, so they hide themselves away under the cloak of "normal heterosexuality" without ever investigating and experimenting with the sexual urges that consume them.


So you like to be pegged eh?
 
2010-08-11 05:41:43 AM  
Good. God. If I wanted to be beaten by something that looked like George Foreman I'd just take up boxing.
 
2010-08-11 05:51:29 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with, but after trying various different mistresses, I found one that was confident in her style.

I don't like humiliation, just the feeling of being controlled. My current Mistress loves control and punishment, and I feel my money is well spent.

This "mistress" is a black mark on this lovely profession.


i46.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-11 06:49:58 AM  
Completely misread the headline..
"A SELF-styled dominatrix who humiliated kinky clients in her own flat walked free from court yesterday."

I thought it read..
"A SELF-styled dominatrix who humiliated kinky clients in her own fat walked free from court yesterday."
 
2010-08-11 07:13:57 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix. It took a while to find one I felt comfortable with, but after trying various different mistresses, I found one that was confident in her style.

I don't like humiliation, just the feeling of being controlled. My current Mistress loves control and punishment, and I feel my money is well spent.

This "mistress" is a black mark on this lovely profession.


"I never thought this kind of thing could happen to me..."

Actually, I have a harder time believing the whole "make or break million dollar deals several times a day" part than the "I like to visit a dominatrix" part.
 
2010-08-11 07:29:54 AM  
Here is your eye bleach coupled with your S&M taste

images.sabob.com
 
2010-08-11 08:09:36 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: RatMaster999: TimGuy: Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.


Why? I'm all kinds of curious. Granted, I'm interested in occasionally being a Dom, not a sub.

I think it's just that a lot of people don't fully understand their own sexuality. They are afraid of what they might find, so they hide themselves away under the cloak of "normal heterosexuality" without ever investigating and experimenting with the sexual urges that consume them.


Gah. If only I didn't have to leave for work in
For now, let me just say this: While one cannot ignore the internal pressures of sexuality, the current sexphobic society we live in certainly doesn't help either. Take, for example, this article. So far, most of the comments have been regarding the attractiveness of the woman in the article. Granted, this *is* Fark so I expect nothing less but I can't help but feel that these comments are a good indication of the general populace's opinion. Why else would The Sun publish such a sensational piece (other than the sheer fact it's The Sun) if not to garner readers though shock?

Rambling point: Yes, "ugly" people have sexual urges too and the atmosphere of social ostracization contributes to the suppression of everyone's sexuality.

/wishes he had more time to construct thoughts
//sex positive thread?
 
2010-08-11 08:20:00 AM  
t1.gstatic.com

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.

But when I break for the weekend, I want to forget my responsibility. I want to turn responsibility over to someone else. And I do that with a dominatrix.


/"Stay dominated, my friends."
 
2010-08-11 08:21:14 AM  

o8643: For now, let me just say this: While one cannot ignore the internal pressures of sexuality, the current sexphobic society we live in certainly doesn't help either. Take, for example, this article. So far, most of the comments have been regarding the attractiveness of the woman in the article.


Woman? Ohhhhhhh, okay. Thanks for throwing that into relief for me.
 
2010-08-11 08:22:29 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day.


Since when is "test subject at a urology research center" the same thing as "executive"? Do tell.
 
2010-08-11 08:24:43 AM  
blogs.theage.com.au

I'm a whiplash mistress.
 
2010-08-11 08:32:55 AM  
Who knew?
This was 100 yards from my house.
( address is in STV News article:
Link )
 
2010-08-11 08:33:56 AM  
Link wont Fark:
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/east-central/191023-fine-for-self-styled-d​ominatrix - who-allowed-her-flat-to-be-used-as-a-brothel/
 
2010-08-11 08:49:27 AM  

BadAnalogyGuy: I am an executive in a Fortune 500 company. I make and break million dollar deals several times a day, every day. In my down time, I like to spend a few minutes reading news here, because frankly it's the most interesting news site out on the Internet.
You forgot to mention trolling every other thread on FARK everyday!!

 
2010-08-11 08:50:51 AM  

God--: Here is your eye bleach coupled with your S&M taste


i216.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-11 08:51:11 AM  

BesiktasBoy83: I'd need at least $20,000 to do anything with her. She's just terrible.


I don't know that any amount of money could help me get over it.

Do not want. At any price.
 
2010-08-11 09:09:11 AM  

TimGuy: Bad analogy reminds me of people you meet who "seem ok" till the conversation takes an ugly turn and you're well..just creeped out and the nightmares continue for weeks.


I chortled....
 
2010-08-11 09:11:52 AM  
no mas! no mas!

/has seen worse. much, much worse.
 
2010-08-11 09:26:50 AM  
Sixty pounds?

That's like, ten pounds per pound to pound that mound.

I'm not sticking around.
 
Displayed 50 of 81 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report