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(IndyStar)   If you're going to climb a pole to steal cable TV, make sure your house isn't full of kids and feces   (indystar.com) divider line 87
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2003-06-09 11:07:59 AM
This actually needed the tag
 
2003-06-09 11:37:38 AM
They were using the dog shiat to reduce the trash smell.
 
2003-06-09 12:26:47 PM
How did they know it was dog shiat? It sounds to me like these white trash poster children would probably just squat and go wherever they felt like it.
 
2003-06-09 01:16:56 PM
So did they get cable or what?
 
2003-06-09 01:25:02 PM
It's very hard to believe there where no drug charges.
 
2003-06-09 02:09:38 PM
They were planning to clean it up after they watched American Idol.
 
2003-06-09 02:24:09 PM
Nice to see idiots like this breeding. I surrender.
 
2003-06-09 03:27:40 PM
this has been yet another proud moment for humankind.
 
2003-06-09 03:34:09 PM
If anyone needs "free" cable it's these people. While I'm glad that their stupidity lead to their downfall I prefer investigations of cable theft to lead to large mansions with an Italian Marble driveway.
 
2003-06-09 06:49:39 PM
Nuthin' like a good moldy-dog-feces story to end your Monday.
 
2003-06-09 06:51:13 PM
"Get that cable hooked up boy, you know Cousin Billy Bob is gonna be the lead bust on Cops tonight!"
 
2003-06-09 06:51:18 PM
Crimes like this would be prevented if only they would put WWF on broadcast channels.
 
2003-06-09 06:51:56 PM
Moral of the Story

Cables isn't always free.
 
2003-06-09 06:52:15 PM
You might be a redneck if...
 
2003-06-09 06:52:56 PM
I wonder, White Trash or Black Trash?
 
2003-06-09 06:53:36 PM
BTW They put the kid in foster care in Florida?
Countdown till kid disapears starts now.....
 
2003-06-09 06:53:57 PM
Man, I have responded to a couple Domestic Dispute and Child Endagerment calls when I was an MP on Camp Pendleton that was just like this story. People actually live waste deep in shiat.

One time I got a call on this girl was all upset because her husband was drunk and kept trying to give it to her in the pooper and when she cried he got pissed and when the pizza guy got there he grabbed the pizza out of the box and started hitting her with the hot pizza.

So I had to question this girl with pizza sauce on her and that fresh-from-crying face and she kept squirming in her seat.

Yeah, anyways....
 
2003-06-09 06:54:21 PM
I always kept a tidy home when I was stealing cable.
 
2003-06-09 06:54:56 PM
They were just getting ready for Spike TV.
 
2003-06-09 06:55:28 PM
Since when did they start calling Carmel the "west side"?
 
2003-06-09 06:56:20 PM
pizza guy got there he grabbed the pizza out of the box and started hitting her with the hot pizza.

what kind of pizza can you use to actually beat someone with?
 
2003-06-09 06:57:35 PM
ToughNuttoCrack -

Countdown starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...
 
2003-06-09 06:57:55 PM
SO, the police did not call the fire department to come in and hose the place clean?
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Oh, I forgot, there were electric utilities in the house. I spaced out.
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May the force of Mr.Clean be with you.
 
2003-06-09 07:01:12 PM
When did annex Indianapolis.

Oh no! What if...

is contageous? It's spreading and infecting the entire nation!

Everybody flee the continent!
 
2003-06-09 07:02:34 PM
I guess any...?

If I was to hand out a beat down with a pizza I would have to go with a deep dish Chicago myself and I would make sure not to have too many heavy toppings. You might think at first that the heavier the better but I think on the first swing you would find the toppings flying of with the cheese attached.

I think you would want to avoid the New York style thin guys with the thin cheese. That is just a sissy pizza to go into a frackas with.
 
2003-06-09 07:03:24 PM
More people peeing in the gene pool.

The scary part is that the kids are gonna grow up to be the EXACT SAME THING. Or worse.
 
2003-06-09 07:04:52 PM
I went to school in Indiana (South Bend) and our townie neighbors actually tried to steal our cable. Only problem is they didn't splice the cable, they simply cut our wire and left in dangling in our yard. It took the cable guy about 10 minutes to fix and 30 seconds to call the cops on them.
 
2003-06-09 07:06:55 PM
If you're going to climb a pole to steal cable TV, make sure your house isn't full of kids and feces.

One or the other is fine, but not both. That's just wrong.
 
2003-06-09 07:07:11 PM
Gotta clean up that dog poo-poo before you watch those illegal boobies.
 
2003-06-09 07:07:30 PM
suddenly backyard wrestling and bum fights sound like a good idea.
 
2003-06-09 07:07:57 PM
I am a cable television technician and I see this shiat all the time. For example, today I had to move a television in order to check the fitting behind it and whne I did about 40 of those small little roaches marched right out of there. At this same house they had at least two dogs and two cats on the inside of the house and the odor was unbelievable. Cat piss by itself is bad, however when you factor in dog piss in a house with no air conditioning on a 90 degree day, it becomes unbearable. And of course these people wanted me to hook em up to the WWF per-pay-view for free over the weekend. I am just amazed at how people can live like this. I just want to grad them by the ears look them in the eyes and scream "CLEAN YOUR farkING HOUSE YOU LAZY shiatBAG"
 
2003-06-09 07:11:02 PM
Thanks for the heads up, I'll be sure to remember this warning.
 
2003-06-09 07:13:18 PM
Who wants to bet that there will be more moronic asshats worried about what happens to the farking dogs and cats than what happens to the poor kid. Stupid farking world!
 
2003-06-09 07:13:29 PM
Uhh, if you can't afford cable, you need to do one of the following:

1) Get a job.

2) Get used to broadcast TV.

Tapping into someone else's cable line isn't gonna work. You're gonna get caught, dipshiat. I mean seriously, is there anyone who actually gets away with this for any amount of time?

Now, paying for basic cable while your "magic" cable box gives you all of the channels, that's different.
 
2003-06-09 07:14:30 PM
This headline almost makes me want to read the article.
 
2003-06-09 07:16:53 PM
Farking Corksucker
If I was to hand out a beat down with a pizza I would have to go with a deep dish Chicago myself and I would make sure not to have too many heavy toppings. You might think at first that the heavier the better but I think on the first swing you would find the toppings flying of with the cheese attached.
I think you would want to avoid the New York style thin guys with the thin cheese. That is just a sissy pizza to go into a frackas with.


I disagree, the thin and crispy crust in my opinion would be optimal. Especially with hot peppers so that any cuts made with the carboa.. I mean pizza crust would get a little jalapeno juice in them. Plus the crispy thin crust doesn't bend so you don't have to worry about that greasy burning cheese missing your target when you swing on them. The Chicago deep dish does get extra points for all the extra scalding grease though.
 
2003-06-09 07:17:27 PM
/obvious
 
2003-06-09 07:17:42 PM
These are the kinds of people that I enjoy reading about... after they have received Darwin Awards.
 
2003-06-09 07:18:40 PM
theres just something so wrong about the word feces...and not $hit...
 
2003-06-09 07:19:35 PM
06-09-03 03:34:09 PM Thales

If anyone needs "free" cable it's these people. While I'm glad that their stupidity lead to their downfall I prefer investigations of cable theft to lead to large mansions with an Italian Marble driveway.


You'd be suprised... or maybe not.. by how much more the wealthier people try to avoid any cable charges. It's disgusting. But at the same time, in some neighborhoods this article is kind of the norm. Luckily we could refuse to do work under bad enough conditions.
 
2003-06-09 07:21:04 PM
One time I got a call on this girl was all upset because her husband was drunk and kept trying to give it to her in the pooper

When I first read this, I thought you meant he wanted to have sex with her in a cat litter box.
 
2003-06-09 07:22:04 PM
One more time, but from a faster server.



/cletus
 
2003-06-09 07:22:38 PM
Anti Freak

Dude you got issues!
 
2003-06-09 07:28:00 PM
That said, stealing cable should be added to the list of patriotic duties.
 
2003-06-09 07:30:39 PM
That's really sad. A much happier outcome to this story would have been neighbors reporting a brilliant blue-white flash associated with smoke, screaming, and a thud.

Could have nailed the both of them at once if the cop had just waited. :/
 
2003-06-09 07:32:03 PM
Hey, at least the father was around.
 
2003-06-09 07:33:31 PM
Just when I thought my life was bad, in walks these couple of ass clowns. Whew, I feel like at least $20 now, instead of the usual $10.
 
2003-06-09 07:33:48 PM
mmmm... feces...

/homer
 
2003-06-09 07:36:47 PM
icky-poo.
 
2003-06-09 07:38:00 PM
if they couldn't afford cable TV... i'm sure they couldn't afford a maid... life sucks for them !
 
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