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(Some Guy)   I-10 closed after 39,000 pounds of shredded cheese catch on fire. Tractor-trailer full of nachos en route   (pnj.com) divider line 135
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2010-08-06 04:08:38 AM
So it salsa up to the fire department.
 
2010-08-06 04:35:32 AM
www.forkparty.com
 
2010-08-06 04:37:16 AM
www.thebasispoint.com
 
2010-08-06 04:39:43 AM
images.tribe.net
 
2010-08-06 05:09:33 AM
I'm not fondue that sort of thing.
 
2010-08-06 06:11:33 AM
Shouldn't it be a "truck full of tortilla chips and salsa" on the way in order to make nachos? Wouldn't a truck full of nachos already have cheese?
 
2010-08-06 06:16:16 AM
Call me picky, but when cheese is exposed to heat it should melt, not catch on fire. This "cheese" is clearly made of oil.

/39,000 pounds is how many metric assloads?
 
2010-08-06 06:18:58 AM
luckyeddie: I'm not fondue that sort of thing.

Edam well better clean up this mess until the road surface is gouda new.

/all I got for now
//couldn't fit in Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
 
2010-08-06 06:30:31 AM
They're gonna need some road graters to clean that up.
 
2010-08-06 06:46:14 AM
It was just after dark when he drove up the hill that leads down into Scranton Pennsylvania midtown Pensacola...

/Get off my lawn
 
2010-08-06 07:36:01 AM
Opa!
 
2010-08-06 07:39:44 AM
A lot of cheesy jokes in here.

Nacho funny.
 
2010-08-06 07:42:42 AM
I'm going to assume that it spontaneously burst into flames. dnrtfa.
 
2010-08-06 07:45:32 AM
I wonder what happened. Maybe a tire blue?
 
2010-08-06 07:46:33 AM
sweetpeteman: Shouldn't it be a "truck full of tortilla chips and salsa" on the way in order to make nachos? Wouldn't a truck full of nachos already have cheese?

This. Could use some refried beans and jalapenos too.
 
2010-08-06 07:46:51 AM
It was just after dark when the truck started down the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
 
2010-08-06 07:47:26 AM
Sound like the driver didn't know what to do in queso an emergency.
 
2010-08-06 07:49:48 AM
Don't you hate it when you fark up a punchline?

If only there was some sort of system in place, to preview and consider submissions before they are approved, so that ugly things like this don't happen.
 
2010-08-06 07:52:30 AM
nekom: I wonder what happened. Maybe a tire blue?

His man in cotti is stil downtown.

/okay that is weak
 
2010-08-06 07:52:56 AM
Ennuipoet: It was just after dark when he drove up the hill that leads down into Scranton Pennsylvania midtown Pensacola...

/Get off my lawn


Carrying thirty thousaaaaand poooounds.. of nachos.

Harry Chapin is the man!
 
2010-08-06 07:53:00 AM
Don't worry... road crews are on the käse.
 
2010-08-06 07:53:57 AM
pongopongo: Don't you hate it when you fark up a punchline?

If only there was some sort of system in place, to preview and consider submissions before they are approved, so that ugly things like this don't happen.


subby's heart was in the right place

/not subby

//but yeah, headline doesn't make sense
 
2010-08-06 07:54:15 AM
Just chips and salsa? What are we? In a recession? How about a couple tons of spiced beef, a tanker full of guacamole, a few gaylords of onions, olives, tomatoes, etc? Think big folks! Think nachos grande!
 
2010-08-06 07:55:00 AM
They couldn't get a photograph of the driver... they told him to "say cheese" and he got pissed off.
 
2010-08-06 07:56:15 AM
Ennuipoet: It was just after dark when he drove up the hill that leads down into Scranton Pennsylvania midtown Pensacola...

/Get off my lawn


Sorry. There is no "midtown Pensacola".
 
2010-08-06 07:57:55 AM
Was it habanero cheese? That stuff always lights my ass on fire too.
 
2010-08-06 07:59:22 AM
zamboni: Sound like the driver didn't know what to do in queso an emergency.

Why, just because the plan didn't go off with Swiss precision? You unfeeling meunster! Emmentalling him you said that.
 
2010-08-06 08:11:32 AM
Yep, 30000 Pounds of Bananas will be stuck in my head all day.
 
2010-08-06 08:12:09 AM
Gouda thing no one was injured in the wreck. I swissh nothing but the best for the driver.
 
2010-08-06 08:14:15 AM
Mr. Right: Just chips and salsa? What are we? In a recession? How about a couple tons of spiced beef, a tanker full of guacamole, a few gaylords of onions, olives, tomatoes, etc? Think big folks! Think nachos grande!
img.photobucket.com

I'll never get over nacho grande


/all i got
// early
 
2010-08-06 08:15:11 AM
Hey, you can't eat that. That's nacho cheese!

~ DNS
 
2010-08-06 08:18:25 AM
That's no gouda.
 
2010-08-06 08:24:58 AM
I read the headline as "cheese snatch", and thought "oh FSM, please nobody post pictures here."
 
2010-08-06 08:26:08 AM
Someone needs to bring tomatoes and sour cream. I'd hate to see this end up in Supreme Court.
 
2010-08-06 08:29:50 AM
They'll get over nacho grande!
 
2010-08-06 08:33:36 AM
sweetpeteman: Shouldn't it be a "truck full of tortilla chips and salsa" on the way in order to make nachos? Wouldn't a truck full of nachos already have cheese?

Wanted to say this, came, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-08-06 08:36:10 AM
Reminds me of the cheese and butter warehouse fire that burned for a week back in 1989/90(don't recall exact year) in Madison, WI. Electric forklift caught fire and spread to the cheese and butter. It was government cheese and butter and it smelled really bad and it was advised to avoid breathing the smoke as much as possible due to the toxicity. The fire dept even recovered as much water as they could to keep it out of nearby streams.
 
2010-08-06 08:38:26 AM
Prof. Frink: I read the headline as "cheese snatch", and thought "oh FSM, please nobody post pictures here."

I read your post as "FCM" and thought, "well, that's insulting."
 
2010-08-06 08:40:04 AM
I know "Florida" tag is best tag, but whenever there's a beer spill it's a "Sad" tag, yet burning cheese does not?

What, is everyone here so into bacon and beer that they've forgotten how awesome cheese is? For shame!
 
2010-08-06 08:42:39 AM
Mr. Right: Just chips and salsa? What are we? In a recession? How about a couple tons of spiced beef, a tanker full of guacamole, a few gaylords of onions, olives, tomatoes, etc? Think big folks! Think nachos grande!


Nachos are chips, cheese and jalapeños. fark Taco Bell.
 
2010-08-06 08:43:20 AM
Maybe his head couldn't process the curd on that sharp turn so he went around the longhorn during the fullmoon on that mild evening.

all I got
 
2010-08-06 08:50:15 AM
Mr. Right
Just chips and salsa? What are we? In a recession? How about a couple tons of spiced beef, a tanker full of guacamole, a few gaylords of onions, olives, tomatoes, etc? Think big folks! Think nachos grande!

What's a gaylord and how come you can only buy black olives in a can?

/Don't want to waste my google skills.
 
2010-08-06 08:51:10 AM
The police will just have to stop people from getting to it by yelling out, "That's nacho cheese! NACHO CHEESE!"

//Got nothing else.
 
2010-08-06 08:52:05 AM
Prof. Frink: I read the headline as "cheese snatch", and thought "oh FSM, please nobody post pictures here."

I think we ought to skip from 33 straight to 35 when counting in future.
 
2010-08-06 08:54:43 AM
ga362: Mr. Right
Just chips and salsa? What are we? In a recession? How about a couple tons of spiced beef, a tanker full of guacamole, a few gaylords of onions, olives, tomatoes, etc? Think big folks! Think nachos grande!

What's a gaylord and how come you can only buy black olives in a can?

/Don't want to waste my google skills.


A gaylord is a pallet-sized box, between 30-48" high. It's typically used for shipping bulk items.
 
2010-08-06 08:57:46 AM
After the lettuce earlier this week, if I were a trucker hauling a load of seasoned beef or a load of crunchy corn shells I would stay OFF of I-10.
 
2010-08-06 09:07:00 AM
Large Marge sent me
 
2010-08-06 09:12:09 AM
dragonchild: I know "Florida" tag is best tag, but whenever there's a beer spill it's a "Sad" tag, yet burning cheese does not?

What, is everyone here so into bacon and beer that they've forgotten how awesome cheese is? For shame!


I like cheese.
 
2010-08-06 09:15:05 AM
DeadNotSleeping: That's nacho

Came for 'nacho cheese' joke. Leaving happy.
 
2010-08-06 09:15:37 AM
ga362: Mr. Right
Just chips and salsa? What are we? In a recession? How about a couple tons of spiced beef, a tanker full of guacamole, a few gaylords of onions, olives, tomatoes, etc? Think big folks! Think nachos grande!

What's a gaylord and how come you can only buy black olives in a can?

/Don't want to waste my google skills.


A gaylord is a big ass box, used for bulk shipping/storage.
 
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