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(Jalopnik)   Oh look, just what I need. A 600hp twin turbo Ford truck   (jalopnik.com ) divider line
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2010-08-05 03:34:53 PM  
$71K for a ford pickup truck? Are there really enough redneck lotto winners to justify the supply?
 
2010-08-05 03:37:43 PM  
For that price I'd get a Nissan GTR.
 
2010-08-05 03:46:07 PM  
You had me right up to the word 'truck'.

600hp? Yeah, that's going to fetch lumber from Home Depot really fast.

... and if your racecar is so heavy that you can't tow it with a regular full-size pickup, you need to add lightness to the racecar, not power to the truck.
 
2010-08-05 03:46:16 PM  
want
 
2010-08-05 03:47:30 PM  
I'd drive it.
 
2010-08-05 03:49:36 PM  
People who buy things like this never haul anything. They just go to work and do regular suburb-type stuff.
 
2010-08-05 04:12:57 PM  
Smart. Now EVERYONE will know you have a tiny penis. Think these things through a little more next time.
 
ecl
2010-08-05 05:23:23 PM  

Anderrhea: Smart. Now EVERYONE will know you have a tiny penis. Think these things through a little more next time.


They thought it through and have made thier choice. Having brains the size of thier microcephalic genitalia may have something to do with thier choices.
 
2010-08-05 05:24:20 PM  
I'd get drunk and crash it.
 
2010-08-05 05:25:43 PM  
All vehicles are over-priced and bad for the environment. Therefore, buy Ford.
 
2010-08-05 05:25:56 PM  
Doesn't Ford have a V10 those guys could use?
 
2010-08-05 05:29:30 PM  
gimmee gimmee gimmee
 
2010-08-05 05:30:09 PM  
This truck is for OFFROADING... use youtube...


but I agree that most people who buy these will never take it off road..

its a beautiful, powerful truck
 
2010-08-05 05:32:14 PM  
 
2010-08-05 05:33:17 PM  

ecl: Anderrhea: Smart. Now EVERYONE will know you have a tiny penis. Think these things through a little more next time.

They thought it through and have made thier choice. Having brains the size of thier microcephalic genitalia may have something to do with thier choices.


At first I thought "thier" was a genuine mistake; but three times makes the bait too obvious.

/unintentional pun, I swear.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-08-05 05:33:49 PM  
Ford had an SVT pickup truck about 10 years ago. It was faster than most cars but fast-wearing performance tires and reduced cargo capacity made it look more like a toy to me. In contrast the Contour SVT sedan was a little slower but was functional as a sedan.
 
2010-08-05 05:37:24 PM  
600HP to totally POWER OVER YOUR FLOWER BEDS! To TOW HOME THOSE GROCERIES!

Yea, whatever you small cock havin' mofos need to salve your suburban banality.
 
2010-08-05 05:43:26 PM  
Nothing ever changes. Losers hate all the stuff successful people with good jobs buy.
 
2010-08-05 05:47:28 PM  

IllusMaximus: This truck is for OFFROADING... use youtube...


but I agree that most people who buy these will never take it off road..

its a beautiful, powerful truck


Yup! I'm not a Ford guy, but I love the Raptor. A great idea that was executed properly.
 
2010-08-05 05:48:57 PM  
It's equipment list contains everything a human on the run could possibly wish for.

I know two people who have Raptors. One "uses" his. Pulling up stumps, off-roading, driving around in the woods. The other one washes his almost daily and drives it to work as a commuter. They are brothers.
 
2010-08-05 05:49:08 PM  

Big_Fat_Liar: Nothing ever changes. Losers hate all the stuff successful people with good jobs buy.


Yeah and the commie lib scientists losers in the Artic are just coming up with all this shiat cause they love sucking Obama's cock.

I mean, come on. We should make this a standard truck for compagnies, since they would ever need more power in any circumstance.

While were at it, we should make sure the price of oil never gets higher than what it is. Put those commies who make money selling oil higher than 3$ a gallon to the gallows, pronto.

Is that a good one?
 
2010-08-05 05:52:59 PM  

Lonestar: Big_Fat_Liar: Nothing ever changes. Losers hate all the stuff successful people with good jobs buy.

Yeah and the commie lib scientists losers in the Artic are just coming up with all this shiat cause they love sucking Obama's cock.

I mean, come on. We should make this a standard truck for compagnies, since they would ever need more power in any circumstance.

While were at it, we should make sure the price of oil never gets higher than what it is. Put those commies who make money selling oil higher than 3$ a gallon to the gallows, pronto.

Is that a good one?


it must suck to drive what you do
 
ecl
2010-08-05 05:54:22 PM  

evilpup: ecl: Anderrhea: Smart. Now EVERYONE will know you have a tiny penis. Think these things through a little more next time.

They thought it through and have made thier choice. Having brains the size of thier microcephalic genitalia may have something to do with thier choices.

At first I thought "thier" was a genuine mistake; but three times makes the bait too obvious.

/unintentional pun, I swear.


Their is the bait, over thier.
 
j68
2010-08-05 05:59:58 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: For that price I'd get a Nissan GTR.


ghey
 
2010-08-05 06:05:51 PM  
gonna need at least two 'support troops' magnet
 
2010-08-05 06:07:13 PM  
I'll take two.
 
2010-08-05 06:09:30 PM  
I'll be in my bunk...
 
2010-08-05 06:20:04 PM  
Wow... I'd give your mom's left nut for one of those. I'd take it off road, too... not up to its ability, but in a fun way nonetheless.
 
2010-08-05 06:28:28 PM  
No thanks. I'll take a Bowler.
 
2010-08-05 06:33:48 PM  
I'd keep it on the streets until it was paid off. THEN...yeah...Mud city! Screw you city boys, there's a trail there somewhere, and I'm gonna ride it!
 
2010-08-05 06:45:59 PM  
all that and you didn't make it look better Hennessey? c'mon man, you're slackin

Link (new window)

was really hoping he did something, well more for that money
 
2010-08-05 06:48:48 PM  
Eh, I'm more of a performance car type. This isn't bad but what can it do when it's not going in a straight line?
 
2010-08-05 06:56:15 PM  

randomjsa: Eh, I'm more of a performance car type. This isn't bad but what can it do when it's not going in a straight line?


till your garden
help you dig ditches for laying cable
make rednecks jealous
scatter lumber on a busy freeway
tow a race car
 
2010-08-05 07:07:30 PM  
There is one, and only one, type of legitimate pickup truck: the regular cab, longbed, 2WD, no options type. Anything else is a pansy truck for girls and men who can't get it up.
 
2010-08-05 07:34:02 PM  
Ford truck? Hope you don't mind getting a new one in 3 years.....

This pretty much captures it: Ford's Reputation Breaks Down After 3 Year Mark (new window)
 
2010-08-05 07:48:19 PM  
I found this to be much more interesting.
Link (new window)
 
2010-08-05 09:03:03 PM  
Oh yeah? Well *I* need a 580hp station wagon (new window) to go grocery shopping!

img42.imageshack.us

it doesn't appear to be available in the US, however *sigh*
 
2010-08-05 09:04:41 PM  
Same money?
i16.photobucket.com

Yes please.
 
2010-08-05 09:16:43 PM  
Haters gonna hate, I guess.

I think it's pretty cool. Out of my price range, but that doesn't mean I have to mindlessly hate on it like the Fark Libtard Army.

Seriously, why the hate? That's awesome they crammed 600 HP into a truck body. That means someday maybe they'll be able to cram some actual horsepower in these limp hybrids that are starting to come out.

/Disclaimer...I have a '76 460 Ford. I love driving it. Nothing succeeds like excess. A giant engine with tons of power is useful AND fun. Does that make me a bad guy?
 
2010-08-05 09:19:47 PM  

flatblack: Haters gonna hate, I guess.

I think it's pretty cool. Out of my price range, but that doesn't mean I have to mindlessly hate on it like the Fark Libtard Army.

Seriously, why the hate? That's awesome they crammed 600 HP into a truck body. That means someday maybe they'll be able to cram some actual horsepower in these limp hybrids that are starting to come out.

/Disclaimer...I have a '76 460 Ford. I love driving it. Nothing succeeds like excess. A giant engine with tons of power is useful AND fun. Does that make me a bad guy?


Nah, you just have a small cock.
 
2010-08-05 09:23:51 PM  
Ah, I knew that was coming. I'm pretty happy with my cock though. It's a hit with the ladies as well. :)
 
2010-08-05 09:31:37 PM  
Meh. Live & let drive. There's a lot of shiat no one needs. $3000 gaming computers, smart phones, $2000+ bicyles, art collections. The list is endless. Hell, when you think about it anything beyond food, water & basic shelter from the elements is pretty much there to compensate for a small penis.

/penis.
 
2010-08-05 09:41:42 PM  
img291.imageshack.us

Turbos go where?
 
2010-08-05 09:57:40 PM  

randomjsa: Eh, I'm more of a performance car type. This isn't bad but what can it do when it's not going in a straight line?


Flip over?
 
2010-08-05 10:48:09 PM  
Friends don't let friends drive Ford
 
2010-08-05 10:49:43 PM  

FuturePastNow: There is one, and only one, type of legitimate pickup truck: the regular cab, longbed, 2WD, no options type. Anything else is a pansy truck for girls and men who can't get it up.


try effin finding one though.. ALMOST every single truck on most dealers lots these days is a damn 4WD. MOST of the people they sell to use it to commute
 
2010-08-05 10:54:19 PM  
Craigslist has your truck.

/agree that 4wd is not needed unless you live where it snows. It's expensive and heavy and prone to breaking. If you don't use it, lose it.
 
2010-08-05 11:01:55 PM  
Man, some of you people love thinking about some cocks.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. It's 2010 and all that.
 
2010-08-05 11:09:01 PM  
Turbos in front of the Inter-coolers is sorta funny.
Enjoy your heat soak.

Sounds like something a stupid ricer would do to a civic..

Thus making the fact that they raced a turbo civic ironically
delicious.

FAIL!

/Psst, Hennessey your jingo is showing.
 
2010-08-05 11:13:57 PM  

kvinesknows: MOST of the people they sell to use it to commute


I know. It's fun laughing at them, when they try to park and when they have to fill up the tank.
 
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