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(Some Guy)   Q) What's as wide as two fingers and as long as a man's arm? Hint: It can fit in a man's bottom   (digitalspy.co.uk) divider line 130
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2010-08-04 06:25:59 AM  
That's his story, and he's sticking to it.
 
2010-08-04 06:29:04 AM  
Me. Except can and will are two different things.
 
2010-08-04 06:47:56 AM  
Riiight. He "fell into the tank".
 
2010-08-04 07:59:55 AM  
One in a million shot, doc.
 
2010-08-04 08:06:59 AM  
Eww & ow! That is all.
 
2010-08-04 08:24:12 AM  
That reminds me of a video I once saw - 2 girls 1 eel.
 
2010-08-04 10:48:28 AM  
Didn't some fisherman die a few years ago when his buddies did this to him after he passed out drunk?
 
2010-08-04 11:25:44 AM  
Eww Eww Eww UEIA Eww Eww Eww
 
2010-08-04 12:19:59 PM  
HEEEYY! ASSMAN!!!
 
2010-08-04 12:20:37 PM  

A hospital spokesman said: "The eel had badly injured the patient. If he had not arrived when he did he would have died. We expect he will make a full recovery, though. The eel was as wide as two fingers and as long as a man's arm."


But is the eel ok?
 
2010-08-04 12:20:57 PM  
In most places you'd pay extra for that sort of action...
 
2010-08-04 12:21:48 PM  
But is the eel ok?


No amount of soy sauce can help it now. Send it back to Davy Jones.
 
2010-08-04 12:21:50 PM  
I totally believe him. Could happen to anyone.
 
2010-08-04 12:21:57 PM  
makes me cringe to think of eel sushi...

Oh, and queue the jokes about tentacle porn in 3.. 2... 1... GO!
 
2010-08-04 12:21:58 PM  
...$20, same as in town!
 
2010-08-04 12:22:00 PM  
Japanese in local vicinity seen nodding in approval.
 
2010-08-04 12:22:39 PM  
I wonder if Richard Gere has read about this...
 
2010-08-04 12:22:56 PM  
DONT DO THIS AT HOME
.
THIS MAN WAS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
.
YMMV
.
HOLY WTF BATMAN!
 
2010-08-04 12:23:06 PM  
UFIA?

Unsolicited Fish In Arse?
 
2010-08-04 12:23:36 PM  
Was it electric?
 
2010-08-04 12:23:40 PM  
Before he sputtered out, did he get Novocaine for his soul?
 
2010-08-04 12:23:58 PM  
The "Hedgehog" ?
 
2010-08-04 12:24:13 PM  
Million-to-one-shot doc. Million-to-one...
 
2010-08-04 12:24:14 PM  
TelJanin: makes me cringe to think of eel sushi...

Oh, and queue the jokes about tentacle porn in 3.. 2... 1... GO!


gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net
 
2010-08-04 12:24:32 PM  
Should've gone with, "I fell on it."
 
2010-08-04 12:25:14 PM  
seoulbeats.com
 
2010-08-04 12:26:00 PM  
fc05.deviantart.com
 
2010-08-04 12:26:11 PM  
Sure, it just craaaaaaaaaaaaawled up there...

/uh-huh.
//No, really.
 
2010-08-04 12:26:44 PM  
Peep fish?
 
2010-08-04 12:27:01 PM  
Yeah - if it had been an electric eel it would really have been a "shocker."
 
2010-08-04 12:27:13 PM  
Thanks, subby. I'll add this to my fear of snakes in the toilet.
 
2010-08-04 12:27:18 PM  
It was a million to one shot, doc

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-08-04 12:27:52 PM  
I think I've seen a porn of this
 
2010-08-04 12:27:57 PM  
Fusilli Jerry strikes again!
 
2010-08-04 12:28:14 PM  
...damn near killed him.
 
2010-08-04 12:28:14 PM  
He asked for it, probably wearing something provocative to eels. Slut.
 
2010-08-04 12:29:02 PM  
tortilla burger: A hospital spokesman said: "The eel had badly injured the patient. If he had not arrived when he did he would have died. We expect he will make a full recovery, though. The eel was as wide as two fingers and as long as a man's arm."

But is the eel ok?


Thanks for posting the relevant parts. For some reason all .uk sites are blocked for me.
 
2010-08-04 12:29:22 PM  
Q - Why put an eel up your butt?
A - To scare the gerbil out

I'm here all week, tip your waitress and try the veal
 
2010-08-04 12:29:49 PM  
and you thought those butt clench exercises would never, ever have a practical application!
 
2010-08-04 12:29:54 PM  
Nuclear Monk: Was it electric?

so frantically hectic...
 
2010-08-04 12:30:30 PM  
Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'em.
 
2010-08-04 12:31:01 PM  
Yeah, uh, I'm gonna have to call bullshiat on that one.

/"million to one shot, Doc. million to one.
 
2010-08-04 12:31:13 PM  
He accidentally, the whole eel.
 
2010-08-04 12:31:25 PM  
Ass Weasles on strike?
 
2010-08-04 12:31:29 PM  
Paging Ghastly to the white courtesy phone.
 
2010-08-04 12:31:55 PM  
"Well apparently I got eel diarrhea!"

i232.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-04 12:31:56 PM  
Pardon this thread-jack...

Hey, did this get greenlit last year: http://dalje.com/en-lifestyle/fish-crawls-up-boys-penis-while-urinating/258864 (new window)

FTF(other)A: "As he was urinating, the fish slithered out of his hand and into his penis"
 
2010-08-04 12:32:24 PM  
dittybopper: Nuclear Monk: Was it electric?

so frantically hectic...


And the man started groovin'
when the eel started movin'
 
2010-08-04 12:32:26 PM  
dittybopper: Nuclear Monk: Was it electric?

so frantically hectic...


I'm pretty sure and eel up the ass would start you grooving as well
 
2010-08-04 12:32:34 PM  
dittybopper: Nuclear Monk: Was it electric?

so frantically hectic...


At least the music was soothing.
 
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