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(Some Doofus)   Man staples brother's chin during fight, later remarks, "That was easy"   (gastoncounty.wbtv.com) divider line 23
    More: Amusing, chin, warning shot, Mountain Dew, brothers  
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2010-08-03 11:23:32 PM  
That's a fine looking bloodline, I tell you what.
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2010-08-04 12:20:18 AM  
WOW!!! THAT'S A CLEVER HEADLINE!!!
 
2010-08-04 12:32:41 AM  
NO KIDDING! I THINK THIS COULD BE THE HEADLINE OF THE YEAR!
 
2010-08-04 12:33:52 AM  
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Vanilla Ice and Richard Stahl have the same mother?
 
2010-08-04 12:34:08 AM  
The father, 52-year-old Hoyt David Atkins, brandished a 12-gauge shotgun and fired a warning shot to try and break up the fight.

Sweet, wonder if these guys are blood relatives:
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2010-08-04 12:34:14 AM  
I SAID NO KIDDING! I THINK THIS COULD BE THE HEADLINE OF THE YEAR!!!
 
2010-08-04 12:34:58 AM  
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He told you. That's how they roll at Innotech.
 
2010-08-04 12:36:09 AM  
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2010-08-04 12:48:00 AM  
Looks like the gene pools needs a bit more chlorine.
 
2010-08-04 01:01:50 AM  
Fraternal fight victim rushed to hospital, listed in staple condition.
 
2010-08-04 01:13:42 AM  
If I could say one thing to that guy, it'd be: Respect yourself.

Na na na naa na.
 
2010-08-04 04:35:35 AM  
The father, 52-year-old Hoyt David Atkins, brandished a 12-gauge shotgun and fired a warning shot to try and break up the fight.

Sadly for everyone, he missed all three of them.
 
2010-08-04 05:17:22 AM  
SUPPLIES!
 
2010-08-04 05:26:27 AM  
Paris1127: WOW!!! THAT'S A CLEVER HEADLINE!!!

I KNOW!
 
2010-08-04 06:12:17 AM  
I'm NOT SURE why we're using BOLD, but I agree this is one nice piece of headline work!

/caps make it more bold, ftw
 
2010-08-04 06:29:49 AM  
Sons, I am double disappoint.
 
2010-08-04 06:36:20 AM  
Wow, THAT'S a clever headline!!
 
2010-08-04 09:31:33 AM  
That was:
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OR

Was it:
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????????????????????????
 
2010-08-04 09:47:08 AM  
So we know they weren't CONTROL agents.

/That's CIA crap.
 
2010-08-04 10:08:15 AM  
A duck walks into a dive and makes his way to the bar. He jumps up onto a stool and asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?"

The bartender shrugs and replies, "No, I don't have any grapes."

So the duck hops down and waddles out.

The next day the duck returns and asks the bartender, "Hey, you got any grapes?"

Again the bartender replies, "No, I don't have any damn grapes." Once again, the duck turns and leaves.

The next day the duck walks in and again asks, "Buddy, you got any grapes?"

This time the bartender gets pissed and yells, "No I don't have any farkin' grapes! If you ask me that one more time I'm gonna staple your feet to the bar and beat the crap out of you!"

The next day the duck is back. He waddles in and asks, "Hey man, you got any staples?"

The puzzled bartender says, "No, I don't have any staples."

To this the duck replies: "Good, you got any grapes?
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Got any STAPLES?
 
2010-08-04 11:33:00 AM  
so easy a caveman can do it.
 
2010-08-04 11:48:07 PM  
Headline of the year material, folks.
 
2010-08-05 10:13:47 AM  
This morning, this joke was stolen and used on the Kane Show on 99.5 in DC. Subby needs to sue.
 
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