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(Yahoo)   And only slightly less known than the Sicilian rule, is "Never let an angry drunk Chinese man drive a front-loader"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 34
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-08-02 10:19:44 AM
after ending a quarrel with a client by killing him

That'll do it.
 
zootsuit
2010-08-02 11:34:59 AM
INCONCEIVABLE
 
ultraholland
2010-08-02 11:37:00 AM
the chinaman does not know about iocane powder
 
bump
2010-08-02 11:37:23 AM
He was just trying to deliver supplies...
 
darkscout
2010-08-02 11:39:00 AM
And only slightly less known than the Sicilian rule, is "Never let an angry drunk Chinese man drive a front-loader"

Much better.
 
cbackous
2010-08-02 11:39:31 AM
I Raughed Out Roud.
 
beerrun
2010-08-02 11:43:26 AM
China is struggling to contain social tensions and anger over issues ranging from the cost of healthcare to a rapidly widening rich-poor gap......

This sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I seen this lately?
 
WRX_Smokescreen
2010-08-02 11:44:30 AM
ultraholland: the chinaman does not know about iocane powder

"Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature...
 
ActionJoe
2010-08-02 11:46:10 AM
beerrun: China is struggling to contain social tensions and anger over issues ranging from the cost of healthcare to a rapidly widening rich-poor gap......

This sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I seen this lately?

The United States? You're thinking of the Unites States aren't you?
 
Multiple_Sargasms
2010-08-02 11:46:20 AM
ultraholland: the chinaman does not know about iocane powder

Dude. The preferred term is "Asian-American"
 
cbackous
2010-08-02 11:46:40 AM
ultraholland: the chinaman does not know about iocane powder

image3.examiner.com

does not approve.
 
Fano [TotalFark]
2010-08-02 11:48:58 AM
beerrun: China is struggling to contain social tensions and anger over issues ranging from the cost of healthcare to a rapidly widening rich-poor gap......

This sounds vaguely familiar. Where have I seen this lately?

The weird thing is that there isn't any particular reason for that to be in the article...
 
Asteroth
2010-08-02 11:49:48 AM
He tried to kill me with a forklift!

/Let's get sweaty.
 
Uncle Tractor
2010-08-02 11:54:11 AM
Hm ...
In the US, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go on shooting sprees. In China, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go berserk with front-loaders, go stabby in kindergartens, or poison food in competing restaurants.

Not sure which is scarier, but the chinese seem to be more innovative.
 
Uncle Tractor
2010-08-02 11:56:08 AM
Uncle Tractor: Not sure which is scarier, but the chinese seem to be more innovative.

On second thought, this (new window) might be where he got the idea:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
ActionJoe
2010-08-02 11:56:48 AM
Uncle Tractor: Hm ...
In the US, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go on shooting sprees. In China, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go berserk with front-loaders, go stabby in kindergartens, or poison food in competing restaurants.

Not sure which is scarier, but the chinese seem to be more innovative.

The chinese are innovative? hahahaha that's a good one
 
LeroyBourne
2010-08-02 12:01:17 PM
Uncle Tractor: Hm ...
In the US, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go on shooting sprees. In China, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go berserk with front-loaders, go stabby in kindergartens, or poison food in competing restaurants.

Not sure which is scarier, but the chinese seem to be more innovative.

Just wait until they start killing each other for their lack of womenz. Just like cave men.
/pretty sure they're devolving faster than we are.
 
Young Rory Calhoun
2010-08-02 12:06:49 PM
Thank god it wasn't an asian woman or we'd all be dead

/Stereotype thread?
 
Ball of Confusion
2010-08-02 12:13:52 PM
Came for Killdozer, leaving satisfied.

/I dispute your zoning change
//with verve and gusto
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2010-08-02 12:14:39 PM
LeroyBourne: Uncle Tractor: Hm ...
In the US, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go on shooting sprees. In China, crazy / angry / drunk / disgruntled males go berserk with front-loaders, go stabby in kindergartens, or poison food in competing restaurants.

Not sure which is scarier, but the chinese seem to be more innovative.

Just wait until they start killing each other for their lack of womenz. Just like cave men.
/pretty sure they're devolving faster than we are.

Sorry lad, but as history teaches us, countries with alrge populations of Surplus males do not kill each other for women, but instead start wars of conquest and expansion. Since both China and India have Populations of ~1 billion plus and a Male to female ratios of roughly 1.3 ior 1.4 to 1, it's my theory that one or the other of them is going to start WWIII. If we are very lucky, it will be when they go to war with each other, most likely in an escalation of a naval dispute over who owns what in that part fo the ocean.
 
Wizzywig
2010-08-02 12:19:12 PM
WRX_Smokescreen 2010-08-02 11:44:30 AM
ultraholland: the chinaman does not know about iocane powder

"Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature...

And "nomenclature" is not the preferred term for 'label', or just plain 'name' that something or someone may be 'called', but I'll bite:

The proper replacement term sure as hell isn't 'Asian' which is quite possibly the worst, least specific and descriptive label since "Indian" was used to describe native Americans, or Injuns as I call them.
 
Masterdog
2010-08-02 12:27:03 PM
I Googled it but I fail. What's the Sicilian rule?
 
clipperbox
2010-08-02 12:40:10 PM
Masterdog: I Googled it but I fail. What's the Sicilian rule?



Here's the whole quote (from the princess bride):

Vizzini: "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
 
JPhilB
2010-08-02 12:42:50 PM
img221.imagevenue.com
 
CHARNAME
2010-08-02 12:43:08 PM
Masterdog: I Googled it but I fail. What's the Sicilian rule?

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
 
MCStymie
2010-08-02 01:27:29 PM
Dong? Where is my frontloader?

Flont-Roader? BzzzzzzzPssssssh...Lake. Big lake.
 
WRX_Smokescreen
2010-08-02 01:35:31 PM
Wizzywig:
And "nomenclature" is not the preferred term for 'label', or just plain 'name' that something or someone may be 'called', but I'll bite:

The proper replacement term sure as hell isn't 'Asian' which is quite possibly the worst, least specific and descriptive label since "Indian" was used to describe native Americans, or Injuns as I call them.

Not sure if serious.
2/10
 
turtleking
2010-08-02 01:56:45 PM
the Palenstinian terrorists have been doing this to Israeli women and children for years.
 
snaguaro
2010-08-02 02:02:25 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

Or Japanese, for that matter.
 
Flapjack727
2010-08-02 03:31:35 PM
zootsuit: INCONCEIVABLE

www.agileproductdesign.com
 
Wizzywig
2010-08-02 04:21:15 PM
I am serious, and it was not a troll attempt, thus negating any meaning of your evaluation of my alleged attempt to troll:

Not sure if serious.
2/10

Also, post the Joker picture if you are going to say that--it will add actual substance to your post.
 
sat1va
2010-08-02 05:44:18 PM
I thought this rule was implied in the never fight a land war in asia. Drunk wheel loader drivers and all.
 
Oldiron_79
2010-08-02 07:15:31 PM
zootsuit: INCONCEIVABLE

someone beat me to INCONCEIVABLE INCONCEIVABLE
 
Pert
2010-08-03 07:04:09 AM
I thought they had a remedy for this sort of thing...

kilburnhall.files.wordpress.com
 
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