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(Some Guy)   Mom, Dad, summer camp is going great. I'm now a weapons expert and ready to kill evil infidels   (ynetnews.com) divider line 166
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2010-08-02 10:15:02 AM  
Geez. And all I ever got to do was make leather belts and swat mosquitoes. :-/ Kids have it lucky these days.
 
2010-08-02 10:17:10 AM  
hello muddah, hello faddah
here i am at camp intifada...
 
2010-08-02 10:41:03 AM  
Dead for Tax Reasons: hello muddah, hello faddah
here i am at camp intifada...


Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll kill some Jews if it stops raining
 
2010-08-02 11:06:27 AM  
This is very common for terrorist groups. Hizbullah does the very same thing as well.

You know, that whole "Give me a child when he's 7, and he will be mine forever" fascist thing.
 
2010-08-02 11:09:35 AM  
When I was a kid we were shooting at the commies at camp, but our .22s were not so sweet looking.
 
2010-08-02 11:12:15 AM  
cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com
 
2010-08-02 11:12:57 AM  
Meh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irykjLjuKo8
 
2010-08-02 11:13:13 AM  
When I was a kid in high school, we got to field strip, clean and oil, and assemble Kalashnikovs too. Also, basic marksmanship training. And the normal survival in the woods crap. PT was boooring on the other hand.
 
2010-08-02 11:13:32 AM  
At boy scout camp we learned how to shoot, walk quietly, take photos, swim, and perform first aid. It's basically like this. Of course they told us it was for "hunting". Now we know.
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2010-08-02 11:14:15 AM  
Tatsuma: This is very common for terrorist groups. Hizbullah does the very same thing as well.

You know, that whole "Give me a child when he's 7, and he will be mine forever" fascist thing.


Why do you think the Catholics spend so much effort on the Boy Scouts?
 
2010-08-02 11:14:52 AM  
Sybarite: Dead for Tax Reasons: hello muddah, hello faddah
here i am at camp intifada...

Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll kill some Jews if it stops raining


I went hiking with Hakim in the debris
Caused by bombs made in Tennessee
You remember those infidel sinners
They lost support for the war and now there's no winner
 
2010-08-02 11:15:41 AM  
Sybarite: Dead for Tax Reasons: hello muddah, hello faddah
here i am at camp intifada...

Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll kill some Jews if it stops raining


And... we're done.
 
2010-08-02 11:16:29 AM  
Belua: At boy scout camp we learned how to shoot, walk quietly, take photos, swim, and perform first aid. It's basically like this. Of course they told us it was for "hunting". Now we know.

you were the last line of defense against the red menace
 
2010-08-02 11:16:30 AM  
physt
I don't recall Jesus Camp supporting terrorist organizations or actions. Evil certainly, but not murderous.

8InchFloppy: Why do you think the Catholics spend so much effort on the Boy Scouts?

So they can get some little boy tail. The quote in question probably doesn't apply though because as soon as they turn 13 they're not interested anymore.
 
2010-08-02 11:17:09 AM  
Oh good, then we can be sure to perpetuate the same Middle East bullshiat for my kid and her kids and so on and so on and...
 
2010-08-02 11:18:39 AM  
8InchFloppy: Why do you think the Catholics spend so much effort on the Boy Scouts?

Easy access to young, unsupervised naive young men who generally obey authority and respond well to threats?
 
2010-08-02 11:18:56 AM  
Some weapons training. You'd think they'd teach them to keep their fingers off the god damned trigger.
 
2010-08-02 11:19:25 AM  
FTA: Showcasing new skills in graduation ceremony
/and showcasing some pretty sweet uni-brows
 
2010-08-02 11:19:37 AM  
physt: cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com

Ah yes, I'm so sick of these extremist xians, constantly blowing themselves up and killing people all over America.
 
2010-08-02 11:20:38 AM  
I just passed my arts and crafts test.
Learned to make a dynamite vest.
I will wear it for graduation
when I blow myself up at the new train station.
 
2010-08-02 11:20:48 AM  
MBarry: Some weapons training. You'd think they'd teach them to keep their fingers off the god damned trigger.

If an accident happens, they're martyrs, so they win either way
 
2010-08-02 11:20:59 AM  
8InchFloppy: "Why do you think the Catholics spend so much effort on the Boy Scouts?"


Not sure, considering almost none of the current or former Boy Scouts I've ever met are Catholic or even Christian.

The rabbi at my hometown synagogue was an Eagle Scout -- boy, those Catholics sure wasted their time and money there.
 
2010-08-02 11:21:06 AM  
Excuse me, Mr. Photographer, but you wouldn't happen to have the GPS coordinates for the camp, would you? We'd like to put on a fireworks show for their graduation ceremony...
 
2010-08-02 11:21:07 AM  
Sybarite: Dead for Tax Reasons: hello muddah, hello faddah
here i am at camp intifada...

Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll kill some Jews if it stops raining


Holy crap. Now THAT'S funny!
 
2010-08-02 11:21:16 AM  
Hello muddah, hello faddah,
Here I am at Camp Al Qaeda.
Camp is very telling,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops the shelling!
 
2010-08-02 11:21:45 AM  
Tatsuma: MBarry: Some weapons training. You'd think they'd teach them to keep their fingers off the god damned trigger.

If an accident happens, they're martyrs, so they win either way


"Allah willed this accidental discharge. Let this be a lesson to us all."
 
2010-08-02 11:21:47 AM  
Tatsuma: This is very common for terrorist groups. Hizbullah does the very same thing as well.

You know, that whole "Give me a child when he's 7, and he will be mine forever" fascist thing.


Tats, please for the sake of my respect for you, Don't go there. I've had talks with the kids of my orthodox friends whose Synagogues sponsor "Summer camps" . It's no accident that their fun camp songs are IDF marching Cadences, and that the camp's ciriculum for kids as young as 12) bears an eerie resemblence to IDF basic training (the 12 year old was cheerily telling how they played a "game " where you had to crawl into the other team's base and silently tag out the people standing guard there for example
 
2010-08-02 11:22:17 AM  
simpsonfan: No more scary than 'Jesus Camp'.

... how about I make you spend 6 months in a city next to people from that camp, and 6 months in a city next to people from a Hamas camp, and you tell me where you felt more safe.
 
2010-08-02 11:22:40 AM  
ArtosRC: Sybarite: Dead for Tax Reasons: hello muddah, hello faddah
here i am at camp intifada...

Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll kill some Jews if it stops raining

I went hiking with Hakim in the debris
Caused by bombs made in Tennessee
You remember those infidel sinners
They lost support for the war and now there's no winner


But President Obama will support us
I have heard this, from our Mullahs
So we will continue, in a frenzied furor
To kill as many as we can, in our endeavor
 
2010-08-02 11:22:50 AM  
thefiresidepost.com

Other countries have been doing this for ages.
 
2010-08-02 11:23:00 AM  
ACallForPeace: physt
I don't recall Jesus Camp supporting terrorist organizations or actions. Evil certainly, but not murderous.


He can't bring his fragile mind to criticize non-christians, his thought councilor wouldn't approve.
 
2010-08-02 11:23:11 AM  
Belua: At boy scout camp we learned how to shoot, walk quietly, take photos, swim, and perform first aid. It's basically like this. Of course they told us it was for "hunting". Now we know.

Was it a scout camp only for lefties? Either that or those kids in the photo are rehtahded.
 
2010-08-02 11:24:20 AM  
www.ynetnews.com
RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

Violation of rules 1 & 3 .... farking idiots.

/Pic is hot like the barrel of an AK
 
2010-08-02 11:24:43 AM  
Magorn: Tats, please for the sake of my respect for you, Don't go there. I've had talks with the kids of my orthodox friends whose Synagogues sponsor "Summer camps" . It's no accident that their fun camp songs are IDF marching Cadences, and that the camp's ciriculum for kids as young as 12) bears an eerie resemblence to IDF basic training (the 12 year old was cheerily telling how they played a "game " where you had to crawl into the other team's base and silently tag out the people standing guard there for example

Oh please. Give me the name of those camps, please. I've spent about half of my shabbosim in Orthodox summer camps this summer either with families of friends or to help for activities and I've seen nothing of the sort.

Give me some effin' break. IDF basic training and marching songs? ah!
 
2010-08-02 11:25:11 AM  
 
2010-08-02 11:26:02 AM  
Fark man, all I ever had was gimp and archery.
 
2010-08-02 11:27:12 AM  
And now, a haiku:

Seventy-two virgins
That's what they said I would get
When I flip the switch.

- Mahmoud al-Naif
 
2010-08-02 11:27:35 AM  
Death cult indoctrination for the elite leaders kids so they can carry on the tradition of death and keep the leaders in power at the expense of no peace for the Palestinians.
 
2010-08-02 11:28:05 AM  
Cauthon: Other countries have been doing this for ages.

Yes but they're practicing weapon safety. Even if they're just airsoft. I'd be much more afraid of them.
 
2010-08-02 11:28:11 AM  
Clarence Potter: "Pop their eardrum!" suggested Erika Barolli, 10. "Or gouge the eye socket." (new window)

Oh no! Martial arts! What will the world come to?!Clarence Potter: NPR's Adam Davidson tells a true story from his own childhood. He was sent to a camp run by the Israeli army at its own training facility. (new window)

Yes, indoctrinating children from 18 to 28

... what a load of unmitigated fail.
 
2010-08-02 11:28:39 AM  
simpsonfan: No more scary than 'Jesus Camp'.

gd you're a whackjob.

Tell you what, you have 2 choices; While wearing a tshirt that says, "I'm an American" take a walk through the camp in this article or a jesus camp... which would you chose?
 
2010-08-02 11:28:47 AM  
I learned to shoot with the Army Cadets in Canada. I joined when I was 14, but we had a few 12-year-old recruits.
 
2010-08-02 11:29:19 AM  
I hear this is where they've sent Lohan.
 
2010-08-02 11:29:57 AM  
 
2010-08-02 11:30:52 AM  
clevershark: I learned to shoot with the Army Cadets in Canada. I joined when I was 14, but we had a few 12-year-old recruits.

Did they teach you class in terrorism and racial and religious hatred?
 
2010-08-02 11:31:59 AM  
How many dumbasses would be saying 'This is just like I was going to the scouts!' or 'Yoshke Camp!' or 'Nothing wrong there!' if it wasn't Hamas but Al Qaeda instead?

I swear some of you people are so warped by your anti-Israel hatred it's kind of scary
 
2010-08-02 11:32:06 AM  
Sittin' back, making popcorn, and drinking beer because this should be interesting as well as entertaining.
 
2010-08-02 11:32:14 AM  
Rams13: While wearing a tshirt that says, "I'm an American" take a walk through the camp in this article or a jesus camp... which would you chose?

Jesus Camp is in North Dakota, why would they have a negative reaction to a t-shirt that says "I'm an American"?
The test here would be a test for xenophobia, in which case you would have someone walk through Jesus Camp with a t-shirt that says "I'm a Palestinian".
(Now the results will most likely still come out in your favor, but your testing method is a bit silly).
 
2010-08-02 11:32:28 AM  
AnonymousOne: Violation of rules 1 & 3 .... farking idiots.

How so? the photographer is behind the firing line, those kids could be shooting cutouts of Jewish people as it was taken.
 
2010-08-02 11:33:26 AM  
AnonymousOne: RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

Violation of rules 1 & 3 .... farking idiots.

/Pic is hot like the barrel of an AK


maybe they just fired off a round and hes checking a shot?
 
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