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(Houston Chronicle)   Don't call it a comeback. Mom pants have been here for years   (blogs.chron.com) divider line 128
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2010-08-01 05:10:19 PM
man. and I thought loose jodhpurs were over and done two years ago.
 
2010-08-01 05:13:59 PM
*shudder*
Women can wear these if they want. They won't get any extra attention from me though.
 
2010-08-01 05:15:25 PM
Call me crazy, but I'd like to see more moms wearing these. I sure as hell don't want to see those stretch rolls peeking out the top of your low-rise American Eagle jeans. Stop shopping where your kids shop.
 
2010-08-01 05:16:20 PM
Your mom's pants were here last night.
 
2010-08-01 05:18:16 PM
I as well noticed this.


blog.nj.com


from the popular movie "500 days of summer" she is wearing mom pans throughout the entire movie.
 
2010-08-01 05:18:19 PM
Yeah, but your Dad was wearing them subby
 
2010-08-01 05:19:55 PM
I always find it strange when women are criticized for wearing clothes that fit. Most 'moms' are wider through the hip and have a little baby belly left. That is why 'mom jeans' are shaped like that. If you don't like it, then stick to 18-25yo girls - just don't expect much in the way of intelligent conversation (although I suppose that is the whole point for most of you anyway).

I would take a woman in 'mom jeans' any day over a big nasty muffin-top.
 
2010-08-01 05:20:23 PM
manolomen.com
www.momsmiami.com
Duh.
 
2010-08-01 05:21:59 PM
Yet another atrocity to blame Obama for starting.
 
2010-08-01 05:22:27 PM
flaming99: I always find it strange when women are criticized for wearing clothes that fit. Most 'moms' are wider through the hip and have a little baby belly left. That is why 'mom jeans' are shaped like that. If you don't like it, then stick to 18-25yo girls - just don't expect much in the way of intelligent conversation (although I suppose that is the whole point for most of you anyway).

I would take a woman in 'mom jeans' any day over a big nasty muffin-top.


Nah, just go ahead and be honest about it. If it has a vagina, you'd hit it.

/juuuuust kidding
 
2010-08-01 05:22:38 PM
I don't care what they look like when they are laying on the floor.
 
2010-08-01 05:23:05 PM
This was supposed to be the future:
4.bp.blogspot.com

not this:
rightfashions.com
 
2010-08-01 05:23:27 PM
flaming99: I always find it strange when women are criticized for wearing clothes that fit. Most 'moms' are wider through the hip and have a little baby belly left. That is why 'mom jeans' are shaped like that. If you don't like it, then stick to 18-25yo girls - just don't expect much in the way of intelligent conversation (although I suppose that is the whole point for most of you anyway).

I would take a woman in 'mom jeans' any day over a big nasty muffin-top.


^

The women in these so-called Mom jeans got it goin' on and know what they're doing where it counts.
 
2010-08-01 05:24:25 PM
img1.fark.net
www.momsmiami.com
 
2010-08-01 05:24:26 PM
ella.gustoprojects.co.za

Otherwise known as Annie Hall pants.
 
2010-08-01 05:24:51 PM
Ladies, once you hit 30, very very very few of you are actually attractive. So please stop pretending you are for the love of all that's decent and holy, stop wearing "revealing" clothing.
 
2010-08-01 05:25:25 PM
identities concealed to protect the innocent
i32.tinypic.com
 
2010-08-01 05:25:25 PM
This goes hand in hand with all those v14gr4 commercials. You'll have to start acting like it turns you on if you want to stay married.
 
2010-08-01 05:25:29 PM
Please tell me that wasn't a real commercial. It was a Saturday Night Live sketch, it had to be.
 
2010-08-01 05:27:04 PM
Mom jeans aren't making a comeback. Just that women are getting chunkier and this is the only way to hold all that cottage cheese thighs in place.
 
2010-08-01 05:29:31 PM
Hand Banana: Please tell me that wasn't a real commercial. It was a Saturday Night Live sketch, it had to be.

it was... jesus man, it says right in the paragraph after the farking video.
palmface.jpg
 
2010-08-01 05:32:07 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-01 05:33:13 PM
*sob*
 
2010-08-01 05:35:55 PM
dead_dangler: Ladies, once you hit 30, very very very few of you are actually attractive. So please stop pretending you are for the love of all that's decent and holy, stop wearing "revealing" clothing.

Don't you have better things to do?

0/10
 
2010-08-01 05:36:36 PM
OH NOES!!! NO!!1!!

i42.tinypic.com

The authorities really need to step in here.
 
2010-08-01 05:38:06 PM
I drink my Kool-Aid slowly sip by sip cuz of these big-ass lips! (new window)
 
2010-08-01 05:39:06 PM
Puttin' suckas in fear.
 
2010-08-01 05:41:54 PM
just don't tuck your god damn top into them, seriously.
 
2010-08-01 05:43:07 PM
I wear pants that fit. Usually Boy's Size 16 Slim, occasionally and Adult 2 or 4 (but they're much more expensive).

Do I care what cut they are? Fark, no. Carpenter's jeans are awesome but hey, if they fit me right I'm happy. I don't care where they end on my torso because that's usually covered by a shirt anyway.

dead_dangler: Ladies, once you hit 30, very very very few of you are actually attractive. So please stop pretending you are for the love of all that's decent and holy, stop wearing "revealing" clothing.

How about you let people dress how they want? Are you their boss and are concerned about their presentability? No? Then STFU.
I hope the next cougar you meet savages you and warns all her friends, too.
 
2010-08-01 05:44:57 PM
flaming99: I always find it strange when women are criticized for wearing clothes that fit. Most 'moms' are wider through the hip and have a little baby belly left. That is why 'mom jeans' are shaped like that. If you don't like it, then stick to 18-25yo girls - just don't expect much in the way of intelligent conversation (although I suppose that is the whole point for most of you anyway).

I would take a woman in 'mom jeans' any day over a big nasty muffin-top.


The offensive characteristics here are a super-high waist, pleats and tapered legs. No one looks good in that. No one. Not even Zooey up there. You can wear pants that fit without wearing mom pants.
 
2010-08-01 05:49:27 PM
frostymug: Otherwise known as Annie Hall pants.

www.memedepot.com
 
2010-08-01 05:50:08 PM
I prefer these (pops).
 
2010-08-01 05:50:47 PM
i2.photobucket.com

/oblig
//Fark, I am dissapoint
 
2010-08-01 05:51:27 PM
Okay... I'll throw myself on the fire.

I don't get the joke here... Women that have kids &/or have committed the unforgivable sin of aging or putting on an extra 20 (+/-) are supposed to look like high school girls?... and the fact that they might differ in a bit means they are to be made fun of or otherwise viewed in an unflattering light?,,, do I have this right?...

You know what's attractive? Women that are comfortable in their own skin regardless of their particular point in life. So she put on some extra poundage helping you create your children. I, for one, find that rather hot.

/yeah I know, I'm old...
 
2010-08-01 05:55:19 PM
dead_dangler: Ladies, once you hit 30, very very very few of you are actually attractive. So please stop pretending you are for the love of all that's decent and holy, stop wearing "revealing" clothing.

I'm sure I'm not the first or the last to tell you to STFU.

btw 7/10
 
2010-08-01 05:57:20 PM
They actually look really good on some women, as evidenced by many of the pics in this thread. Honestly, a beautiful woman wearing high-waist-ed pants is not a problem. In many cases they look classy as hell.

cdn.thefrisky.com
www.seanjohn.com
images.urbanoutfitters.com
www.style.com
www.modelinia.com
 
2010-08-01 05:57:51 PM
Waists at the navel and pleats are not awful until combined with the tapered leg. That damn tapering just screams,"Look at my gut and slab ass!" Look at the pant styles that Greta Garbo, Marlene Deitrich, and Katherine Hepburn wore. High waisted to emphasize the wasp waist, pleats upon pleats, and wide legs. You had no way of knowing what was under there. Man tailored or boot cut pants are the only way to go.
 
2010-08-01 05:58:14 PM
Heh. Young men whose exposure to women is mostly through internet porn are passing judgment on women's beauty. Very funny.
 
2010-08-01 05:59:40 PM
bump: Okay... I'll throw myself on the fire.

I don't get the joke here... Women that have kids &/or have committed the unforgivable sin of aging or putting on an extra 20 (+/-) are supposed to look like high school girls?... and the fact that they might differ in a bit means they are to be made fun of or otherwise viewed in an unflattering light?,,, do I have this right?...

You know what's attractive? Women that are comfortable in their own skin regardless of their particular point in life. So she put on some extra poundage helping you create your children. I, for one, find that rather hot.

/yeah I know, I'm old...


i2.photobucket.com

/Hi!
//what's YOUR name?
///sorry, just bored atm :)
 
2010-08-01 06:04:01 PM
bump: You know what's attractive? Women that are comfortable in their own skin regardless of their particular point in life. So she put on some extra poundage helping you create your children. I, for one, find that rather hot.

This. My hat off to you, sir, for having the right attitude/being a real man.
 
2010-08-01 06:07:58 PM
Mom jeans are just an abomination that look good on no one. The cut is horrible, they could make a super model look like a saggy ass, bulging belly hag. There are plenty of clothing options that have higher waists or plenty of room in them that look nothing like mom jeans. Mom jeans just say that you have given up on your body and your self respect.
 
2010-08-01 06:10:33 PM
Next we'll be seeing jean cuffs pegged with safety pins make a comeback.

1989: Not a good year for fashion.
 
2010-08-01 06:11:44 PM
Girl Least Likely: bump: You know what's attractive? Women that are comfortable in their own skin regardless of their particular point in life. So she put on some extra poundage helping you create your children. I, for one, find that rather hot.

This. My hat off to you, sir, for having the right attitude/being a real man.


Oooooooo! You gonna get some!
 
2010-08-01 06:14:41 PM
For those of us who are extremely high-waisted, low rider jeans are the only way to look even vaguely proportionate. Tucking a shirt into pants looks effing ridiculous unless your pants sit way below your actual waist. Mom jeans pretty much cover your entire torso.

/Won't someone think of the short-waisted?
 
2010-08-01 06:15:22 PM
Girl Least Likely: They actually look really good on some women, as evidenced by many of the pics in this thread. Honestly, a beautiful woman wearing high-waist-ed pants is not a problem. In many cases they look classy as hell.

They look good because they're models, not because of the weird pants. They'd look even better in different clothes.
 
2010-08-01 06:16:48 PM
They aren't a great style, but I'd rather see women wearing mom jeans that look at anymore middle aged (or older) asscrack. Asscrack is so undignified.

A style with a higher waist and generously cut straight legs looks much better on those of us who are no longer in our 20s.
 
2010-08-01 06:19:08 PM
Gramma: They aren't a great style, but I'd rather see women wearing mom jeans that look at anymore middle aged (or older) asscrack. Asscrack is so undignified.

Thank you. I don't want to see 50 pound overweight asscrack flopping out of anyone's pants, regardless of age.
 
2010-08-01 06:24:16 PM
Have you, ahem, "older" ladies never heard of muumuus?
 
2010-08-01 06:27:33 PM
etothepowerof3: For those of us who are extremely high-waisted, low rider jeans are the only way to look even vaguely proportionate. Tucking a shirt into pants looks effing ridiculous unless your pants sit way below your actual waist. Mom jeans pretty much cover your entire torso.

/Won't someone think of the short-waisted?


I hope this doesn't come across as mean, but you would look really, really funny in mom jeans.

/I have the opposite problem, I have a long torso, so I have trouble finding shirts that are long enough without looking like I'm wearing a tent
//How you doin?
 
2010-08-01 06:34:40 PM
bump:
You know what's attractive? Women that are comfortable in their own skin regardless of their particular point in life. So she put on some extra poundage helping you create your children. I, for one, find that rather hot.

/yeah I know, I'm old...
youth.


You know what's not attractive? Bitterness.
 
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