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2010-08-01 01:24:06 AM
The Ku Klux Klan died out like fifty years ago. Why are people still caring about them? This woman seems like one of those people that craves attention and makes up fabrications to get it. I'm guessing she received the "telespoofing" prank phone call and got mad over nothing, so she made up the most believable story she could think of for the police and the media. And she lives in New York too, so that's like... why would the Ku Klux Klan be interested in anyone in New York? That wasn't even their territory.
 
2010-08-01 01:35:33 AM
ignite ice: The Ku Klux Klan died out like fifty years ago. Why are people still caring about them?

Because they're still around. And one of the Klan groups ever was in NYC. Didn't they teach you anything in your history classes?
 
2010-08-01 01:36:14 AM
PacManDreaming: And one of the largest Klan groups ever was in NYC.

FTFM.
 
2010-08-01 03:01:02 AM
For some reason the headline made me think she thought the guy from Yo Gabba Gabba was going to steal her kid.
 
2010-08-01 04:32:31 AM
I see we have a brand new troll account.
 
2010-08-01 04:32:33 AM
img842.imageshack.us
 
2010-08-01 04:33:14 AM
Telespoofing. I guess that's one way to say "sue me".
 
2010-08-01 04:33:49 AM
Better ringy, ringy, ringy up the president.
 
2010-08-01 04:42:32 AM
I love this line from the article...

"Albany police believe the culprit is likely a nasty and cowardly neighbor."


Just love that.
 
2010-08-01 04:45:10 AM
So...

1. This is in NY. We have a lot of dumb asses here but it's pretty much a KKK free zone.

2. The initial calls were from a bar. I'm betting there were some tasty adult beverages involved.

3. Albany police believe the culprit is likely a nasty and cowardly neighbor.

4. Midnight shifts suck.
 
2010-08-01 04:58:10 AM
thesandbender: So...


4. Midnight shifts suck.


Nothing to do, no-where to go? Guess you wanna be sedated, huh.

This is pretty serious here, especially if the person making the call is in psychotherapy and has misses a shock treatment session or two. The guy's probably got delusions of going all commando and kidnapping the girl to take her to Rockaway Beach where he can beat on the brat. Cowardness aside, he sounds crazy enough to be howling at the moon. That or somebody put something in his drink while he was at the bar. Hopefully, the idiot wises up so he's not acting like a pinhead and the woman can go back to resting easy with her happy family.
 
2010-08-01 04:58:12 AM
log_jammin: I see we have a brand new troll account.

Week or two old, conmfirmed troll alt.
 
2010-08-01 05:04:53 AM
PacManDreaming: PacManDreaming: And one of the largest Klan groups ever was in NYC.

FTFM.


Yes. And NYC was also once a haven for pirates (the Arrrrgh kind). It's not any more.

The KKK is dead. There was a time when it was a legitimate political movement in the US but that died out. There are still people who crave attention and pull sheets over there heads, just as there are people who shave their heads... but there all just thugs.
 
2010-08-01 05:05:24 AM
Yabba Dabba, Do?
 
2010-08-01 05:07:57 AM
thesandbender: just as there are people who shave their heads...

Which is pretty much every male in America under 45 who is balding/thinning hair. And a few who are not balding.
 
2010-08-01 05:09:17 AM
Weirds. I was just thinking of that song today. GET OUTTA MY HEAD, SUBBY!


www.amiright.com
 
2010-08-01 05:09:49 AM
RoyFokker'sGhost: thesandbender: So...

4. Midnight shifts suck.

RoyFokker'sGhost... bringing up childhood memories of sneaking in Robotech before heading off to school ;)
 
2010-08-01 05:10:29 AM
Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.

The "telespoofer" isn't very credible.
 
2010-08-01 05:15:02 AM
Begoggle: thesandbender: just as there are people who shave their heads...

Which is pretty much every male in America under 45 who is balding/thinning hair. And a few who are not balding.

I see were this is heading... you know what I meant. :)


Strapping on my asbestos Depends
 
2010-08-01 05:28:18 AM
thesandbender: PacManDreaming: PacManDreaming: And one of the largest Klan groups ever was in NYC.

FTFM.

Yes. And NYC was also once a haven for pirates (the Arrrrgh kind). It's not any more.

The KKK is dead. There was a time when it was a legitimate political movement in the US but that died out. There are still people who crave attention and pull sheets over there heads, just as there are people who shave their heads... but there all just thugs.


Oh wow. These thugs who terrorize and kill black people are completely different from the bootstrappy freedom fighters who terrorized and killed black people. The KKK was a legitimate poltical movement! Hitler had some good ideas too amirite?
 
2010-08-01 05:32:01 AM
Some of you dorks are unbelievable. What the hell do you expect someone to do when they receive telephone calls threatening their child?
 
2010-08-01 05:36:48 AM
Anyone cruised by Pranknet recently???
 
2010-08-01 05:45:48 AM
swahnhennessy: Some of you dorks are unbelievable. What the hell do you expect someone to do when they receive telephone calls threatening their child?



If they find the brat behind this, they should beat on them with a baseball bat
 
2010-08-01 05:50:20 AM
Let me get this straight. The police have no idea who made the call, but the last sentence in the article says the police plan to prosecute the case for harrassment.

Who exactly do they plan to prosecute?
 
2010-08-01 05:55:40 AM
RoyFokker'sGhost: thesandbender: So...


4. Midnight shifts suck.

Nothing to do, no-where to go? Guess you wanna be sedated, huh.

This is pretty serious here, especially if the person making the call is in psychotherapy and has misses a shock treatment session or two. The guy's probably got delusions of going all commando and kidnapping the girl to take her to Rockaway Beach where he can beat on the brat. Cowardness aside, he sounds crazy enough to be howling at the moon. That or somebody put something in his drink while he was at the bar. Hopefully, the idiot wises up so he's not acting like a pinhead and the woman can go back to resting easy with her happy family.


6/10. Good effort. Not a grade on trolling, a grade on what you did.
I wish I could remember the Farker who was the master at that, but the name escapes me.
 
2010-08-01 05:56:04 AM
psychicdeath99: Let me get this straight. The police have no idea who made the call, but the last sentence in the article says the police plan to prosecute the case for harrassment.

Who exactly do they plan to prosecute?


The as yet unknown suspect, as soon as he is identified. lack of a suspect doesn't mean the crime didn't happen.
 
2010-08-01 06:06:32 AM
swahnhennessy: If they find the brat behind this, they should beat on them with a baseball bat


Not good enough. Anyone who threatens/neglects/harms children should have something truly painful, evil, and long-lasting happen to them.
 
2010-08-01 06:14:22 AM
i1041.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2010-08-01 06:24:47 AM
Mudflap: Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.

Yes, they have.
 
2010-08-01 06:24:59 AM
Sad :( I'll never understand how someone can threaten a child. If you want to fark with someone, surely there's other ways. Obviously the surest way to get to a parent is to threaten their child, but man... even a threatening phone caller should have limits.
 
2010-08-01 06:28:38 AM
baka-san: Mudflap: Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.

Yes, they have.


I could be wrong. It's happened before.
 
2010-08-01 06:29:36 AM
Girl Least Likely: Sad :( I'll never understand how someone can threaten a child. If you want to fark with someone, surely there's other ways. Obviously the surest way to get to a parent is to threaten their child, but man... even a threatening phone caller should have limits.

People who make calls like this are cowards, but effective at intimidation. Going after a child is hitting the most vulnerable spot.
 
2010-08-01 06:33:33 AM
All these musically-inclined headlines are making me laugh. Just sayin.
 
2010-08-01 06:38:16 AM
PacManDreaming: ignite ice: The Ku Klux Klan died out like fifty years ago. Why are people still caring about them?

Because they're still around. And one of the Klan groups ever was in NYC. Didn't they teach you anything in your history classes?


In 2006 there was a huge uproar because the KKK kept slipping their material into on of our local paper while it was on the racks. It's not big here or even vocal but it's still around.
 
2010-08-01 07:43:52 AM
Rufus Lee King: Approves.

the best part is when the one guy's head explodes
 
2010-08-01 08:00:05 AM
Mudflap: Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.

How else did/do they get people to lynch?

/to hell with all of them
 
2010-08-01 08:01:15 AM
RoyFokker'sGhost: thesandbender: So...


4. Midnight shifts suck.

Nothing to do, no-where to go? Guess you wanna be sedated, huh.

This is pretty serious here, especially if the person making the call is in psychotherapy and has misses a shock treatment session or two. The guy's probably got delusions of going all commando and kidnapping the girl to take her to Rockaway Beach where he can beat on the brat. Cowardness aside, he sounds crazy enough to be howling at the moon. That or somebody put something in his drink while he was at the bar. Hopefully, the idiot wises up so he's not acting like a pinhead and the woman can go back to resting easy with her happy family.


Wow. My brain is hanging upside down, now.
 
2010-08-01 08:27:24 AM
i1041.photobucket.com
 
2010-08-01 08:39:35 AM
Areas in New jersey have large amounts of Klan as well, anyone who thinks they died out is delusional.
 
2010-08-01 08:43:58 AM
Strange, the KKK started accepting Roman Catholics into its ranks in the late 60s. Maybe that's what the Klan died out 50 years ago means. Purist.
 
2010-08-01 08:47:24 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-08-01 08:51:06 AM
tortamus:


If they find the brat behind this, they should beat on them with a baseball bat


We accept you, one of us.
 
2010-08-01 08:58:36 AM
RoyFokker'sGhost

Well done, sir!
 
2010-08-01 09:20:30 AM
Way to activate the Descent cheat codes there, subby.
 
2010-08-01 09:25:19 AM
Mudflap - Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.


Doesn't it usually start with a kidnapping and end with a lynching or a body dump?


Does NOT approve: Link (new window)
 
2010-08-01 09:27:24 AM
Rubberband Girl: Mudflap - Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.


Doesn't it usually start with a kidnapping and end with a lynching or a body dump?


Some of you have thought this through!
 
2010-08-01 09:36:21 AM
Mudflap - Rubberband Girl: Mudflap - Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.


Doesn't it usually start with a kidnapping and end with a lynching or a body dump?

Some of you have thought this through!



No. Just know some history.
 
2010-08-01 09:47:44 AM
Rubberband Girl: Mudflap - Rubberband Girl: Mudflap - Has the KKK ever been known to employ kidnapping to advance their agenda? I don't think so.


Doesn't it usually start with a kidnapping and end with a lynching or a body dump?

Some of you have thought this through!


No. Just know some history.


Are you a Grand Wizard?
 
2010-08-01 09:50:58 AM
Mudflap - Are you a Grand Wizard?


Yes. Only Grand Wizards of the KKK would've possibly heard of the murder of Emmett Till. You are so very correct. And just as amusing.
 
2010-08-01 09:56:06 AM
TopoGigo: RoyFokker'sGhost: thesandbender: So...


4. Midnight shifts suck.

Nothing to do, no-where to go? Guess you wanna be sedated, huh.

This is pretty serious here, especially if the person making the call is in psychotherapy and has misses a shock treatment session or two. The guy's probably got delusions of going all commando and kidnapping the girl to take her to Rockaway Beach where he can beat on the brat. Cowardness aside, he sounds crazy enough to be howling at the moon. That or somebody put something in his drink while he was at the bar. Hopefully, the idiot wises up so he's not acting like a pinhead and the woman can go back to resting easy with her happy family.

6/10. Good effort. Not a grade on trolling, a grade on what you did.
I wish I could remember the Farker who was the master at that, but the name escapes me.


That would be StopArrestingMe. His true genius lies in not taking the obvious path. This thread calls for Ramones jokes, so he would unleash a right-wing styled screed that would be pro wrestling references or something.
 
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