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		Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ROOF... busted (thesun.co.uk)		87
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dugitman		2010-07-31 08:13:12 PM

Heh, nice headline.

Relatively Obscure		2010-07-31 08:25:30 PM

Embarrassed Alex refused to reveal her surname or her lover's name - but admitted he was engaged and lived with his fiancée.

But here's a picture of him, and of me, and of course the public charges.

Yeah, dude's totally in the clear. Dumbfark.

nekom		2010-07-31 08:42:55 PM

Excellent headline. +1

Warchild		2010-07-31 10:33:35 PM

Oh hells yeah, subby! Bravo!

FishyFred		2010-07-31 11:42:35 PM

It's not even the best song on that album!

/these two belong in the... DEADBEAAAAAAAAAAT CLUB

jaylectricity		2010-07-31 11:54:51 PM

I thought it was rusted.

haemaker		2010-08-01 01:55:10 AM

FishyFred: It's not even the best song on that album!

/these two belong in the... DEADBEAAAAAAAAAAT CLUB

Make me want to roam around the world.

trillium13		2010-08-01 02:01:28 AM

FTFA:

Embarrassed Alex refused to reveal her surname or her lover's name - but admitted he was engaged and lived with his fiancée.

She said: "We can't go to his house because his fiancée is there. I live with my parents so we can't go there. But I'm worried he's going to get into a lot of trouble over this."

And you hoped to avoid having anyone find out by having your super huge photos on the top of the article? Good thinking.

davidphogan		2010-08-01 02:01:46 AM

"I don't regret a minute of it. I might even do it all again."

Is this the socialized Obamacare system we want?

mikefinch		2010-08-01 02:06:11 AM

Is it just me or is the UK the land of skanky people? Some dude who has a fiance is banging a 19 year old tart on a roof and she doesn't give his name out to protect his relationship with his fiancee?

Wow - hes quite the ass and shes quite the ho.

Guess its true - "British chicks are uncomplicated - give em a Bacardi breezer and they'll wind you like Seabiscut"

\obscure?

farkingismybusiness		2010-08-01 02:06:46 AM

GO ABERDEEN!

Rat		2010-08-01 02:08:02 AM

I'm gonna start feeling the love right about, now (new window)

©

MurphyMurphy		2010-08-01 02:09:49 AM

BANG BANG!

Wayfarer's Freedom		2010-08-01 02:10:25 AM

...

Juniper Jupiter		2010-08-01 02:11:30 AM

Wearing next to nothing cuz it's HOT AS AN OVEN!!!

/or because they were lining up outside just to get down

MadAzza		2010-08-01 02:18:27 AM

jaylectricity: I thought it was rusted.

*sigh*

FirstNationalBastard		2010-08-01 02:18:35 AM

MurphyMurphy: BANG BANG!

Knock a little louder, baby.

crumblecat		2010-08-01 02:21:56 AM

/Glitter on the highway

Trik		2010-08-01 02:25:36 AM

she's pretty cute
I'd bust a roof with her

octopied		2010-08-01 02:25:39 AM

Don't want their identies revealed, yet they let unobscured pictures of their faces be published? Facebook will pinpoint them in...oh, about 5 seconds.

ramen_for_all		2010-08-01 02:27:02 AM

I thought the line was "HENNNNNRY. RESTED."

i8dbbq		2010-08-01 02:27:40 AM

Headline is +1 internets. Good one subby.

thisman		2010-08-01 02:33:14 AM

With all the cop cars out front while they were rescued, I doubt they had too much choice about getting photographed on the way out.

That said, his fiance really did need to know this...

RoxieRoo		2010-08-01 02:45:09 AM

mikefinch: Is it just me or is the UK the land of skanky people? Some dude who has a fiance is banging a 19 year old tart on a roof and she doesn't give his name out to protect his relationship with his fiancee?

Wow - hes quite the ass and shes quite the ho.

Guess its true - "British chicks are uncomplicated - give em a Bacardi breezer and they'll wind you like Seabiscut"

\obscure?

RTA she's Polish. Not Brit.

Ex-Texan		2010-08-01 02:46:11 AM

Lucky they didn't catch an edge. That will so straight through like a razor. A nasty, rough razor.

fragMasterFlash		2010-08-01 02:50:24 AM

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty.

Belatryx		2010-08-01 02:53:50 AM

The whole shack shimmies!

cman41886		2010-08-01 02:55:14 AM

All I know is, there are a lot of ruins in mesopotamia, er, britain.

tortamus		2010-08-01 03:05:09 AM

Belatryx: The whole shack shimmies!

The whole shack shimmies around...

tortamus		2010-08-01 03:05:54 AM

and around

tortamus		2010-08-01 03:07:22 AM

and AROUND

tortamus		2010-08-01 03:08:10 AM

AND AROUND!!!

RatMaster999		2010-08-01 03:16:33 AM

There's a monster in my pants
And It does a nasty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster
Monster! Monster!
Oh no, a giant monster!

Mudflap		2010-08-01 03:39:15 AM

cretinbob		2010-08-01 03:42:34 AM

jaylectricity: I thought it was rusted.

It is

Buffet		2010-08-01 03:44:36 AM

I'd shag her rotten (better than pencilneck boy in the photo).

duhliterate		2010-08-01 04:31:47 AM

I'll give you fish/I'll give you candy/I'll give you anything I have in my head.

/Give me...give me back my man...
//Farking noobs

defl8ed		2010-08-01 04:44:21 AM

Thousands of younger farkers are reading the headline and the thread saying "I don't get it".

Smegzor		2010-08-01 04:44:56 AM

I'd hit her with a.. Hey! Where'd she go?

Dinzie		2010-08-01 04:46:37 AM

tortamus: Belatryx: The whole shack shimmies!

The whole shack shimmies around...

It's a funky old shack and I gotta get back!

toilet_lolly		2010-08-01 04:51:35 AM

They should have done it under a strobe light.

Seth'n'Spectrum		2010-08-01 04:59:39 AM

This is not the Aberdeen I visited a month ago. Goddamit.

PumpUpDaFark		2010-08-01 05:07:47 AM

Are you randy, baby?

balancing act		2010-08-01 05:18:19 AM

Smegzor: I'd hit her with a.. Hey! Where'd she go?

Win !

FarkProudly		2010-08-01 05:31:45 AM

I'd prefer a '73 plymouth fury III coupe

greyw1980		2010-08-01 05:38:34 AM

19-year-old Alex, the Polish brunette, stripped off. Alex fell 10 feet and suffered cuts and bruises. The centre of Aberdeen was closed off as emergency crews helped her.

The entire city center had to be closed to rescue Alex.

/Talk about white knighting.

JustHereForThePics		2010-08-01 05:52:10 AM

Trik: she's pretty cute
I'd bust a roof with her

Dunno, she's as big as a whale
//and about to set sail

crumblecat		2010-08-01 06:00:10 AM

duhliterate: I'll give you fish/I'll give you candy/I'll give you anything I have in my head.

/Give me...give me back my man...
//Farking noobs

But do you know what 'fish' and 'candy' means?
(Heh heh.)

MadameX		2010-08-01 06:13:02 AM

"saucy student"

hehehehe

Aardvark Inc.		2010-08-01 06:35:29 AM

My home town makes the headlines again. I'm so proud!

The influx of eastern European hotties has helped up the ambient totty level in the North East of Scotland. Sure, there's plenty of local good looking girls native to this land, but more don't go amiss.

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