FTFA:

Embarrassed Alex refused to reveal her surname or her lover's name - but admitted he was engaged and lived with his fiancée.

She said: "We can't go to his house because his fiancée is there. I live with my parents so we can't go there. But I'm worried he's going to get into a lot of trouble over this."


And you hoped to avoid having anyone find out by having your super huge photos on the top of the article? Good thinking.

"I don't regret a minute of it. I might even do it all again."

Is this the socialized Obamacare system we want?

Is it just me or is the UK the land of skanky people? Some dude who has a fiance is banging a 19 year old tart on a roof and she doesn't give his name out to protect his relationship with his fiancee?

Wow - hes quite the ass and shes quite the ho.

Guess its true - "British chicks are uncomplicated - give em a Bacardi breezer and they'll wind you like Seabiscut"

\obscure?

GO ABERDEEN!

I'm gonna start feeling the love right about, now (new window)

©

BANG BANG!

...

Wearing next to nothing cuz it's HOT AS AN OVEN!!!

/or because they were lining up outside just to get down

jaylectricity: I thought it was rusted.

*sigh*

/Glitter on the highway

she's pretty cute
I'd bust a roof with her

Don't want their identies revealed, yet they let unobscured pictures of their faces be published? Facebook will pinpoint them in...oh, about 5 seconds.

I thought the line was "HENNNNNRY. RESTED."

Headline is +1 internets. Good one subby.

With all the cop cars out front while they were rescued, I doubt they had too much choice about getting photographed on the way out.

That said, his fiance really did need to know this...

mikefinch: Is it just me or is the UK the land of skanky people? Some dude who has a fiance is banging a 19 year old tart on a roof and she doesn't give his name out to protect his relationship with his fiancee?

Wow - hes quite the ass and shes quite the ho.

Guess its true - "British chicks are uncomplicated - give em a Bacardi breezer and they'll wind you like Seabiscut"

\obscure?

RTA she's Polish. Not Brit.

Lucky they didn't catch an edge. That will so straight through like a razor. A nasty, rough razor.

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty.

The whole shack shimmies!

All I know is, there are a lot of ruins in mesopotamia, er, britain.

Belatryx: The whole shack shimmies!

The whole shack shimmies around...

and around

and AROUND

AND AROUND!!!

There's a monster in my pants
And It does a nasty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster
Monster! Monster!
Oh no, a giant monster!

I'd shag her rotten (better than pencilneck boy in the photo).

I'll give you fish/I'll give you candy/I'll give you anything I have in my head.


/Give me...give me back my man...
//Farking noobs

Thousands of younger farkers are reading the headline and the thread saying "I don't get it".

I'd hit her with a.. Hey! Where'd she go?

They should have done it under a strobe light.

This is not the Aberdeen I visited a month ago. Goddamit.

Are you randy, baby?

Smegzor: I'd hit her with a.. Hey! Where'd she go?

Win !

I'd prefer a '73 plymouth fury III coupe

Trik: she's pretty cute
I'd bust a roof with her

Dunno, she's as big as a whale
//and about to set sail

duhliterate: I'll give you fish/I'll give you candy/I'll give you anything I have in my head.


/Give me...give me back my man...
//Farking noobs

But do you know what 'fish' and 'candy' means?
(Heh heh.)

"saucy student"

hehehehe

My home town makes the headlines again. I'm so proud!


The influx of eastern European hotties has helped up the ambient totty level in the North East of Scotland. Sure, there's plenty of local good looking girls native to this land, but more don't go amiss.