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jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 12:16:50 PM
So, the cop failed this test...
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:10:55 PM
Police say they are investigating who staged the incident and why.

Haul Ashton Kutcher down to the station and keep him there as long as you have to.
 
Clete Orris
2010-07-31 01:25:14 PM
So, men of the cloth have given up on young boys and now want to fark with cops?
 
Inquisitive Inquisitor
2010-07-31 01:25:32 PM
jehovahs witness protection: So, the cop failed this test...

He didn't shoot anyone so I'm going call it a draw.
 
LexAndTerry
2010-07-31 01:26:32 PM
God told them to do it.
 
buk110
2010-07-31 01:26:59 PM
Well at least no little boys were involved
 
superfunhappytime
2010-07-31 01:27:35 PM
Oh, wow.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:29:41 PM
And the live staging of Dr. Seuss' Hop on Cop was a resounding failure...
 
justoneznot
2010-07-31 01:33:57 PM
I have a feeling that this is an attractive and successful church.
 
crazyeddie
2010-07-31 01:35:15 PM
Ah, Christians. Is there anything they can* do?
 
anfrind
2010-07-31 01:35:16 PM
Did any of these guys attend that church, by any chance?

newsjunkiepost.com
 
Hilary T. N. Seuss
2010-07-31 01:35:45 PM
The officer had been asked to teach a lesson on dealing with the police.

Rule #1: Obey the law.
Rule #2: Use common sense.
Rule #3: Stop immediately.
Rule #4: Turn that shiat off.
Rule #5: Be polite.
Rule #6: Shut the fark up.
Rule #7: Get a white friend.
Rule #8: Don't ride with a mad woman.

Addendum #1: Don't stage fights in front of them.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2010-07-31 01:44:21 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And the live staging of Dr. Seuss' Hop on Cop was a resounding failure...

One biatch. Two biatch. Red biatch. Blue biatch.
 
jmadisonbiii
2010-07-31 01:44:52 PM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: The officer had been asked to teach a lesson on dealing with the police.

Rule #1: Obey the law.
Rule #2: Use common sense.
Rule #3: Stop immediately.
Rule #4: Turn that shiat off.
Rule #5: Be polite.
Rule #6: Shut the fark up.
Rule #7: Get a white friend.
Rule #8: Don't ride with a mad woman.

Addendum #1: Don't stage fights in front of them.
Addendum #2: Don't commit an assault on a police officer. Most places this is a felony which will get you shot, tased or sent to the big house. No matter what you call it.
 
LeroyBourne
2010-07-31 01:47:53 PM
This is equally amusing.
 
jmadisonbiii
2010-07-31 01:49:23 PM
justoneznot: I have a feeling that this is an attractive and successful church.

Most Missionary Baptist churches are attractive and successful.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:50:49 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: One biatch. Two biatch. Red biatch. Blue biatch.

A heaping helping of coffee - you owe me some.
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:52:36 PM
I read the article's headline as: "IMDB officer hurt during staged fight"

and I went... lol wut?
 
tacojohn
2010-07-31 01:56:08 PM
You want your parishioners to know how to deal with police. There is only one logical piece of advice. Don't talk to the cops. Ever.
 
Barakku
2010-07-31 01:58:08 PM
Inquisitive Inquisitor: jehovahs witness protection: So, the cop failed this test...

He didn't shoot anyone so I'm going call it a draw.

Well if he didn't draw he sure couldn't have shot anyone, now could he?
 
lilbjorn
2010-07-31 02:04:35 PM
The article fails to mention what charges were filed against the three men. They were arrested, right?

/Oh, never mind, they're "good Christians"
 
Invisible Pedestrian
2010-07-31 02:04:49 PM
Much better article about it: Link (new window)

FTFA: "James Harrington, pastor of the Mt. Vernon Missionary Baptist Church, said he set up the scenario to test a white officer's reaction to a fight between two black men."

Nice going pastor.
 
Priapic
2010-07-31 02:05:37 PM
Let me guess: the "minister" is minority.
 
Abox [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 02:09:03 PM
newsjunkiepost.com
Musta been a battle of wits.
 
Fark_Guy_Rob
2010-07-31 02:09:52 PM
I hope the cop learned his lesson....

Shoot black folk first, avoid personal injury later.
 
vabeard
2010-07-31 02:12:59 PM
anfrind: Did any of these guys attend that church, by any chance?

more like those who would guard a polling place.
 
sk8r
2010-07-31 02:13:19 PM
What a win for race relations.

I could guess that the officer's 'reaction to a fight betrween two black men' was, 'Damn, they even go at each other in church!'

Way to reinforce those stereotypes pastor!
 
Pluto
2010-07-31 02:13:19 PM
Git yo hand outta my pocket!!!
 
HumbleGenius
2010-07-31 02:14:22 PM
More proof that religion is a cop out.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 02:17:12 PM
The pastor is going to get his 'faith tested' in the pound-may-ahss jayell.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 02:19:18 PM
If only the pastor does simular tests on his religion.

/ Then again, his tests are farking stupid. He'll probably grow some hybrid tomatoes and say his test proves evolution wrong.
 
StokeyBob
2010-07-31 02:19:52 PM
uh oh.

I hear God doesn't like the testing.
 
MadameX
2010-07-31 02:21:35 PM
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OR WE"LL SHOOT!
 
vabeard
2010-07-31 02:26:22 PM
Has Obama said the Minister acted 'stupidly'?
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 02:26:35 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Police say they are investigating who staged the incident and why.

Haul Ashton Kutcher down to the station and keep him there as long as you have to.

I see what you did there.
 
oh_please
2010-07-31 02:26:53 PM
If they try to bring charges against the pastor, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will show up immediately...just watch.
 
brukmann
2010-07-31 02:27:19 PM
calbert: I read the article's headline as: "IMDB officer hurt during staged fight"

and I went... lol wut?

If there were IMDB police, there is no way the injustice of Kick-Ass having an 8.2 rating would stand.
 
Biscuit Tin [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 02:31:18 PM
They don't send the youngest, most physically fit cops out to do public education. They got Danny Glover out there one week before his retirement and staged a fight, during which he slipped or was shoved to the floor and injured his back, perhaps permanently. He's too old for that shiat.

/Should have tased somebody.
 
Rich Cream [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 02:31:18 PM
It's called race-baiting.

/btw All religions are based on deception.
 
autopsybeverage
2010-07-31 02:31:36 PM
calbert: I read the article's headline as: "IMDB officer hurt during staged fight"

and I went... lol wut?

If I was an IMPD officer, I would totally get a hat with "IMBD" on it.

One of the city cops in Evansville (Evansville Police Department hats say "EPD" on them) wore a hat for two months that said "EDP" on it as a joke. "EDP" is their shorthand for "emotionally disturbed person." It was pretty funny to the cops.
 
autopsybeverage
2010-07-31 02:32:20 PM
I mean, of course, a hat that says "IMDB" on it. Oops.
 
interstitialofficial
2010-07-31 02:41:20 PM
Rich Cream: It's called race-baiting.


SHHH!!!!!!We're trying to tap dance around that aspect of the story with waning, awkward levity and comments that have little relevance to the actual story. Haven't you read the thread?
 
TedNigma
2010-07-31 02:45:59 PM
-face palm-

Rule of life #1.
Do not 'test' armed people that have authority to shoot you.
 
Summercat
2010-07-31 02:50:00 PM
How funny how I didn't get any sort of race impression from the linked article...

But it was there in black and white in a link provided by another farker...
 
vabeard
2010-07-31 02:52:28 PM
Rich Cream: It's called race-baiting.

/btw All religions are based on deception.

I'm sure it's all just a cultural misunderstanding and society is to blame.
 
Chaghatai
2010-07-31 03:01:59 PM
If an innocent, professional actor is just trying to create a safe, teachable moment. At what point does it become acceptable to physically resist the expected arrest and throw an officer down?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 03:02:49 PM
SilentStrider: I see what you did there.

*tip o' the hat*


autopsybeverage: I would totally get a hat with "IMDB" on it.

In a heartbeat.

"Are you aware that the listing for your movie doesn't contain any Trivia or Goofs entries, sir? And is that a substandard Plot Summary I see?"

*writes a ticket*
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 03:07:26 PM
Summercat: How funny how I didn't get any sort of race impression from the linked article...

But it was there in black and white in a link provided by another farker...

Well, as usual, if the races were reversed in this story, there would be twenty-point headlines about it in every newspaper and special bulletins on every television channel.
 
interstitialofficial
2010-07-31 03:08:03 PM
Summercat: How funny how I didn't get any sort of race impression from the linked article...

But it was there in black and white in a link provided by another farker...

How could you live on this planet and not know right away?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 03:16:15 PM
The best way to deal with cops is making sure you don't have to deal with cops.

Test is double fail.
 
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