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(Some short guy) Cool The top 10 things Canada has given the world. Yep, he's on there. And yes, that's on there, too. And no, Herpes doesn't top the list, funny guy   (listsoplenty.com) divider line 190
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SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 11:04:01 AM
List fails without... oh guess who I could possibly be referring to?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 11:28:55 AM
lacrosse

We're still stealing from the Native Americans, I see.
 
strangeguitar
2010-07-31 11:32:42 AM
SALESMEN!!!
/Rush FTW
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 11:38:49 AM
But why the hell do they put gravy on french fries?
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 12:05:34 PM
Really? All those bands and you forget the one with the third highest number of consecutive gold albums?
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 12:15:06 PM
Rush? Kids in the Hall? RedGreen?
 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 12:18:05 PM
So, Canadian beer is on there, but not Rush. What happened to you Canada? You used to be cool.
 
missmarsha
2010-07-31 12:18:23 PM
me?
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 12:23:59 PM
St_Francis_P: So, Canadian beer is on there, but not Rush. What happened to you Canada? You used to be cool.

I don't know about cool. Endearing, certainly. Humorous quite regularly. But cool? I'm not sure.
 
Crosshair [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 12:28:29 PM
Dammit, those frigin Canadians gave us WWI and WWII. If only we had taken care of them in the 19th century.

Canadian healthcare? Certainly not perfect, just broken in different ways. Yes the US needs reform, but Canada style aint it.

Not to mention the statistics of medical bankruptcies is largely a myth. Link (new window)
 
Generation_D [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:05:16 PM
oh lord shut up about health care. If you're American, as I am, I am so tired of hearing from every canadian how superior canadian health care is for canadians who are canadian. YAY CANADA.

And I'm equally tired of idiot dumbass Americans who don't know how much we suck at health care or overpay for mediocre care none the less bashing other systems we barely understand. you STFU too. Our system is toxic on so many levels, the minute you need our system it sticks it to you and you wind up broke or die younger, and our system favors mainly our corporations needs not our citizens.

And Canada. We get it, you think you're great. Perfectly normal to think that, good for you *pat on the head* ... run along now, tell someone that cares. Oh look there goes the Queen.
 
Squawker
2010-07-31 01:11:37 PM
A Country to make fun of? That should be on there.
 
Stimied in a Rut
2010-07-31 01:12:04 PM
Arcade Fire, BC bud, a place for underage Americans to drink.
 
dr_iacovone
2010-07-31 01:12:51 PM
I thought their contribution of Celine Dion gave us the right to nuke Canada.

But because of their contribution of her....

listsoplenty.com

I believe it grants them clemency.
 
GoteamVenture
2010-07-31 01:13:39 PM
where is robin scherbatsky?
 
Florida pisses on Cuba
2010-07-31 01:14:34 PM
...but when do we get to give it all back?

/cept for Neil Young
 
H0N6_K0N6_PH003Y
2010-07-31 01:17:16 PM
What about the landing gear for the moon lander that carried Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrine to the surface of the moon!!
 
shirtsbyeric
2010-07-31 01:18:09 PM
Take off, eh?
 
TemperedEdge
2010-07-31 01:18:31 PM
Wow. FARK'd already?

/Error 500...
 
Spanky_McFarksalot
2010-07-31 01:18:45 PM
11. websites you can't copy and paste from
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-07-31 01:19:18 PM
jehovahs witness protection: But why the hell do they put gravy on french fries?

I say gravy on french fries is delicious, and I'm from Texas. It makes them like little mashed potato sticks, only not as healthy. I could probably do without the cheese curd, though.
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:19:48 PM
HOW THE fark IS POUTINE LAST?!

Also, Kevin Spencer rocks.
 
VonAether
2010-07-31 01:20:16 PM
They mention Nickleback [sic] but not Sarah McLachlan?
 
ds_4815
2010-07-31 01:20:39 PM
Leaving this here (new window)
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:22:25 PM
Dictatorial_Flair: jehovahs witness protection: But why the hell do they put gravy on french fries?

I say gravy on french fries is delicious, and I'm from Texas. It makes them like little mashed potato sticks, only not as healthy. I could probably do without the cheese curd, though.

If you can do without the cheese curds, you're missing the point.

Be sure to actually use cheese curds, though. I nearly had to assault this pizza guy who thought that "process cheese is the same as curds."
 
jaytkay
2010-07-31 01:22:37 PM
Pam Anderson was cute when she was Canadian.
 
Clete Orris
2010-07-31 01:23:04 PM
List fails without shiatty attitude, eh?


/Link farked?
 
TimeWaste
2010-07-31 01:23:19 PM
Canada is okay. We have a terrible habit of hating the US because of our jealousy toward them, as well as everyone from Ontario and Eastward hating everyone out West, and then everyone East of Ontario hating Ontario and everyone else out West.

If you're not doing as well as us, we love you. But as soon as you're on your feet, we'd love to watch you fall down.

That's the Canadian way.

/Don't get me started on the English & French...
 
Dipsomaniac
2010-07-31 01:23:34 PM
Lester Pearson saved the world. (new window)
 
Jonathan Hohensee
2010-07-31 01:23:39 PM
I grew up on the border and every now and then the commercials would have these "Canadian Heritage moments" where they talk about some great thing a Canadian did.

Only half the time, it was something the Canada had the most tenuous link to the great act. For example, it would have the creator of Superman talking about a new comic book he was going to make, but then at the end he HOPS THE TRAIN TO AMERICA.
Or, my favorite, was one where this solider finds a bear and names it "Winnie" and then a couple of years later, the bear is shipped to England and an Englishman uses the bear as the basis of "Winnie the Pooh." So, basically Canada is trying to claim credit for naming 1/3 of a name of a popular fictional bear. Way to aim high, Canada.
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:24:15 PM
One more addition:

Fin du Monde (new window)

I really miss Canada for that alone.
 
Inanities
2010-07-31 01:24:32 PM
So I went to the Sasquatch music festival over memorial day weekend and since it's in Washington state the whole shindig was flooded with Canadians. I swear, they kill the ugly babies in that country because I have never seen a collection of finer looking people.
/viva la canada
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-07-31 01:24:45 PM
aagrajag: Dictatorial_Flair: jehovahs witness protection: But why the hell do they put gravy on french fries?

I say gravy on french fries is delicious, and I'm from Texas. It makes them like little mashed potato sticks, only not as healthy. I could probably do without the cheese curd, though.

If you can do without the cheese curds, you're missing the point.

Be sure to actually use cheese curds, though. I nearly had to assault this pizza guy who thought that "process cheese is the same as curds."

I've never actually tried poutine, but I'd probably eat it if I had the chance. Preferably while completely baked. I think I may need to plan a trip to Canada.
 
Trance750
2010-07-31 01:26:38 PM
William Shatner and Celine Dion destroyed any credability this article may have had.
 
GonzoNihilist
2010-07-31 01:27:19 PM
listsoplenty.com

Saddly, this is now our military headquarters.
 
Philly_gp
2010-07-31 01:27:24 PM
You guys forgot about basketball. Dr. James Naismith invented the sport I absolutely hate.
 
ds_4815
2010-07-31 01:27:29 PM
TimeWaste: Canada is okay. We have a terrible habit of hating the US because of our jealousy toward them, as well as everyone from Ontario and Eastward hating everyone out West, and then everyone East of Ontario hating Ontario and everyone else out West.

If you're not doing as well as us, we love you. But as soon as you're on your feet, we'd love to watch you fall down.

That's the Canadian way.

/Don't get me started on the English & French...

Hating Quebec: A proud part of our Canadian heritage.
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-07-31 01:27:50 PM
aagrajag: Be sure to actually use cheese curds, though. I nearly had to assault this pizza guy who thought that "process cheese is the same as curds."

Also, ew. I hate processed cheese.
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:28:15 PM
TimeWaste: Canada is okay. We have a terrible habit of hating the US because of our jealousy toward them, as well as everyone from Ontario and Eastward hating everyone out West, and then everyone East of Ontario hating Ontario and everyone else out West.

If you're not doing as well as us, we love you. But as soon as you're on your feet, we'd love to watch you fall down.

That's the Canadian way.

/Don't get me started on the English & French...

Jealousy? Of what? The broken-ass health care, shiatty beer, religious fundamentalism, ass-raped banking sector, gun fetish, Detroit, fat people...

On the other hand they do have...

...uh

...good Mexican food.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:28:20 PM
"Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women."

- Richard Benner
 
stucka
2010-07-31 01:28:46 PM
Damnit, Canada took credit for Gerald Bull's howitzer? Bull offered it to Canada, his home country; they shot him down, badly. Then he went to the United States, saying, "Hey, this'd give you such a great range advantage! Imagine the counterbattery fire."

So the U.S. shot him down. Then worried, badly, about counterbattery fire in Desert Storm. They did everything they could to push him away and discourage him, and lo-and-behold, he winds up working for places like Iraq and South Africa.

Way to go, hosers. You take credit for your technology -- even though you forced your inventors to go to countries that are trying to kill you.
 
Starhawk
2010-07-31 01:29:08 PM
Canada just gave me an Internal Server Error.

Behold the power of Fark.
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:30:03 PM
Dictatorial_Flair: aagrajag: Be sure to actually use cheese curds, though. I nearly had to assault this pizza guy who thought that "process cheese is the same as curds."

Also, ew. I hate processed cheese.

Putting processed cheese on poutine is like substituting ketchup for tomato sauce on pizza.

Earns ya a good stabbin'.
 
ds_4815
2010-07-31 01:30:58 PM
Starhawk: Canada just gave me an Internal Server Error.

We're closed due to construction.
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:33:00 PM
Dictatorial_Flair: aagrajag: Dictatorial_Flair: jehovahs witness protection: But why the hell do they put gravy on french fries?

I say gravy on french fries is delicious, and I'm from Texas. It makes them like little mashed potato sticks, only not as healthy. I could probably do without the cheese curd, though.

If you can do without the cheese curds, you're missing the point.

Be sure to actually use cheese curds, though. I nearly had to assault this pizza guy who thought that "process cheese is the same as curds."

I've never actually tried poutine, but I'd probably eat it if I had the chance. Preferably while completely baked. I think I may need to plan a trip to Canada.

Do it in Quebec. I don't think it's even possible to get bad poutine there. Montreal is awesome; tell the hookers on Sainte-Catherine I said "hi".
 
Smarshmallow
2010-07-31 01:39:29 PM
I think that someone unplugged Canada's modem.
 
ryant123 [TotalFark]
2010-07-31 01:39:52 PM
SilentStrider: List fails without... oh guess who I could possibly be referring to?

They're on there.
 
Smarshmallow
2010-07-31 01:40:49 PM
Also, isn't English bacon the same cut as Canadian bacon?
 
aagrajag
2010-07-31 01:41:44 PM
Smarshmallow: I think that someone unplugged Canada's modem.

Sorry; I was trying to club this seal and I tripped.
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2010-07-31 01:42:34 PM
aagrajag: Do it in Quebec. I don't think it's even possible to get bad poutine there. Montreal is awesome; tell the hookers on Sainte-Catherine I said "hi".

Hope they're Farkers too, or I'll probably get charged extra just for being weird. I don't speak French, but if I just wear a US flag as a shirt they'll give me a pass for being a dumb American, right?
 
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