Well, at least someone got blown during the ceremony.

Blow off, subby.

Need to hire a different orchestra next time:

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FTFA: When guests see sight of a tornado, anything can happen. [...] The tables were set, the tent was up, everything was going good, when guests spotted sight of a tornado in the sky, and things got a bit windy.

What the...?

"The Keefer family believes their late grandmother, who decorated cakes for a living, had something to do with its survival."

I assume they mean she was stuck in traffic with the cake or something, hence its survival?

outatime: FTFA: When guests see sight of a tornado, anything can happen. [...] The tables were set, the tent was up, everything was going good, when guests spotted sight of a tornado in the sky, and things got a bit windy.

What the...?

Repeatedly repetitious and redundant.

Oops, youtube link fail. It's blocked at work and tried to work around with a google search.

Wow, the amount of rage in this thread is astounding.

Dumb subby, this is not news! If it were a Firecane, this would be news!

Shadow Blasko: Because, as the article plainly states,

THERE WAS NO FARKING TORNADO YOU TEASING FESTERING ASSBUCKET SUBMITTER!

You mean when it says "a twister ripped through Chautauqua County."

There was a tornado, it just didn't actually hit the wedding.

It was a real whirlwind romance

Thanks, subby. Now I'll have that frigging song in my head all day.

Shadow Blasko: No, it was like some downdrafts and maybe a gust front and some straight line winds.

Because, as the article plainly states,

THERE WAS NO FARKING TORNADO YOU TEASING FESTERING ASSBUCKET SUBMITTER!

No Irony, No Tornado. You cant have any.

Nor can you have a country without a flag.

Someone takes their Fark a little too seriously.

better than a massive earthquake

is it wrong that I love these pics? (new window)

Shadow Blasko: No Irony, No Tornado. You cant have any.

Nor can you have a country without a flag.

Are those the rules you've just made up?
/puts some clothes on

A little too cyclonic.

Life has a funny way of causing trapped air to rotate horizontally between two air maaaaasessss.

We were on our way to our friends' wedding about 10 yrs ago when, while waiting at a red light, I looked up in the sky at the swiring clouds and marveled at them. A few minutes later, I turned to look back that way and saw a funnel cloud. By the time we got to the church, everyone was talking about the F2 tornado that had touched down in that spot. It tossed cars and broke windows at multiple businesses in the area, including my at-the-time employer's main offices. We drove back through the intersection to get to the reception and saw the damage, and eventually found out that one set of friends were taking shelter while the couple was taking their vows.

/scary story sis

Bennetton
..she was stuck in traffic with the cake or something, hence its survival?

Well, I think it means they are bubbleheads that believe in rinky-dink fairy tales and they'll spawn little bubbleheads that'll believe in retarded fairy tales..and so on

oops, I ment to say, I got Yer ironic statement. I just can help but jump at the chance to criticize people that believe anything other than whet I believe

I snarfled. Thanks subby.

Shadow Blasko: No, it was like some downdrafts and maybe a gust front and some straight line winds.

Because, as the article plainly states,

THERE WAS NO FARKING TORNADO YOU TEASING FESTERING ASSBUCKET SUBMITTER!

No Irony, No Tornado. You cant have any.

Nor can you have a country without a flag.

Lighten up, Francis.

Shadow Blasko: Sorry man, I just get a little irritable when people start screaming tornado because there were some wind gusts.

How do you feel when people complain there were just wind gusts and in fact there was an actual tornado?

Anne.Uumellmahaye: better than a massive earthquake

is it wrong that I love these pics? (new window)

No worse than me loving you for linking to them, those are scary but fantastic.

nicely done subby

Shadow Blasko: No, it was like some downdrafts and maybe a gust front and some straight line winds.

Because, as the article plainly states,

THERE WAS NO FARKING TORNADO YOU TEASING FESTERING ASSBUCKET SUBMITTER!

No Irony, No Tornado. You cant have any.

Nor can you have a country without a flag.

Yaaaaa, also gonna need you to come in on Sunday.....yaaaaaa....

//There was a 'nader, it just didn't hit the wedding directly.
///yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Shadow Blasko: No, it was like some downdrafts and maybe a gust front and some straight line winds.

Because, as the article plainly states,

THERE WAS NO FARKING TORNADO YOU TEASING FESTERING ASSBUCKET SUBMITTER!

No Irony, No Tornado. You cant have any.

Nor can you have a country without a flag.

FTFA:...but before they could say, "I do," a twister ripped through Chautauqua County.

And who mentioned irony? You need a cyclonic colonic to remove that broomstick you've got up there, moran.

/festering assbucket subby.